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Ogbu

2026-05-23T03:36:12Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Ogbu was a Ugandan man."

Ogbu was a Ugandan man.

Fabble

2026-05-16T23:57:16Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Fabble was a grabble, whose skin was light and grey; and Fabble was a snabble, who lived upon a sney. Fabble liked to dabble, in many nights and days; of sorts and kinds of paint and lines the blight of which is clay. Category:Characters"

Fabble was a grabble, whose skin was light and grey; and Fabble was a snabble, who lived upon a sney. Fabble liked to dabble, in many nights and days; of sorts and kinds of paint and lines the blight of which is clay.
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David Numberman

2026-05-16T05:01:32Z

Fabafaba324:

[[File:David Numberman.png|thumb|David]]
David Numberman was an American Television Host and mathemitician, responsible for hosting the famed '2 'n' 8' Show' on the network TLC. The show ran for 6 hours each night and drew mixed reviews from critics and audiences. Numberman was terminated from his position upon the renewal of the [[The 60000 lb Diaries with Dr. Now|60,000 Diaries]] with [[Dr. Now]] on TLC, and his show's time slot was given to the weight loss program.
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David Numberman

2026-05-16T05:00:55Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "David David Numberman was an American Television Host and mathemitician, responsible for hosting the famed '2 'n' 8' Show' on the network TLC. The show ran for 6 hours each night and drew mixed reviews from critics and audiences. Numberman was terminated from his position upon the renewal of the 60,000 Diaries with Dr. Now on TLC, and his show's time slot was given to the weight loss program. Category:Characters"

[[File:David Numberman.png|thumb|David]]
David Numberman was an American Television Host and mathemitician, responsible for hosting the famed '2 'n' 8' Show' on the network TLC. The show ran for 6 hours each night and drew mixed reviews from critics and audiences. Numberman was terminated from his position upon the renewal of the 60,000 Diaries with [[Dr. Now]] on TLC, and his show's time slot was given to the weight loss program.
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2026-05-08T02:47:06Z

Fabafaba324:

Cow Escape Conundrum

2026-05-08T02:45:32Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "The Cow Escape Conundrum was a mysterious metaphysical phenomenemon known to affect domesticated cattle and their human agricultural stewards (known as 'farmers'). Cows could, on occassion, mysteriously relocate to an area outside of their pen, without damaging fencing or other farming infrastructure, and with no seemingly obvious point of egress. The cows were speculated to have a mental ability to teleport themselves, albeit infrequently, to a location where they wante..."

The Cow Escape Conundrum was a mysterious metaphysical phenomenemon known to affect domesticated cattle and their human agricultural stewards (known as 'farmers'). Cows could, on occassion, mysteriously relocate to an area outside of their pen, without damaging fencing or other farming infrastructure, and with no seemingly obvious point of egress. The cows were speculated to have a mental ability to teleport themselves, albeit infrequently, to a location where they wanted to eat the grass within their vision. The cows never undertook this phenomenon while being observed by humans, cameras, microphones, or any other recording equipment. Each cow could undertake this behaviour approximately 6 times a year, just enough to be inconvienient for the farmers. Because of the cooldown (affectionately known as the 'cowdown), required after undertaking this behavior, cows would never teleport back into their pen, requiring the farmer to either cut temporarily holes into gates, herd the cows down to the nearest gate, or in some cases, simply expand the gate outward.

Some farmers chose to ameliorate the dangers posed by this behavior (such as cows in roadways) by simply moving their farm pens further inland, where roads were out of sight from the cow. Others blinded their cows, with blindfolds or otherwise, to prevent this behavior. This was frowned upon by the [[Council of Gods|Gods]], who consistently bequeathed heart attacks and gruesome cardiac disorders to those farmers guilty of blinding their cows.

Grim Plim Three

2026-05-06T14:28:01Z

Fabafaba324:

[[File:Grim Plim 3.png|thumb|Grim Plim]]
The Grim Plim Three, Rim, Tim, and Jim, were the triplet uncles of [[Jeff Brown]]. (thusly, estranged brothers of the [[Factoid Wench]]). They were frequently contracted by [[G-4323]] to 'tie up
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MOSDOK (Nephew-in-Law)
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loose ends' in Andromedan politics.
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Hepatitis W

2026-05-06T14:22:49Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Hep Hepatitis W (commonly referred to as Wepatitis) was a relatively benign, yet extremely pervasive, strain of the Hepatitis disease. Its efffects included slight elbow discomfort and the loss of smell in the left nostril. It was enjoyed by children unlucky enough to drink milk from dairy cows of the specific ratio 44% white fur/ 45%% black fur or 45% white fur and 44% black fur (and vice versa). This was because the cows of this nearly s..."

[[File:Hepaititis W.png|thumb|Hep]]
Hepatitis W (commonly referred to as Wepatitis) was a relatively benign, yet extremely pervasive, strain of the Hepatitis disease. Its efffects included slight elbow discomfort and the loss of smell in the left nostril. It was enjoyed by children unlucky enough to drink milk from dairy cows of the specific ratio 44% white fur/ 45%% black fur or 45% white fur and 44% black fur (and vice versa). This was because the cows of this nearly symmetrical nature lacked a significant pronome blocker necessary to prevent viral transmission of said disease ease. Thusly, calves, cows, heffers, and bulls, of all shapes and sizes, whose fur matched this description, were also infected. While cow-to-vehicle transmission was unreported, cow-to-human-to-vehicle transmission did occur; the disease was more dangerous for cars, frequently causing fuse box malfunctions and oil pan leaks. In one particularly daft instance, Hepatitis W's infective miscreances resulted in the death of a tractor trailer hailing 44 tons of lumber down a highway in rural [[Georgia]] (East). The death of this tractor trailer resulted in the vehicle tipping over and careening off of the highway, crashing into a small village and thusly infecting the souls of the people living in the village, granting them the disgusting privelege of having the hepatitis W virus coursing through their blood. Hepatitis W was notable in that it rarely, if ever, mutated into any other form of Hepatitis, such as Hepatis [[Hepatitis Y|Y]] or [[Hepatitis Z|Z]].

File:Hepaititis W.png

2026-05-06T14:17:23Z

Fabafaba324:

hep

2026-05-02T05:31:46Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Mr. Jones Alexander Emeritus Jones was an American philosopher and political scientist, whose works, including the books 'The Great META War for The World' (about the Great META War 1) and 'The Great Awakening: Defeating the Combine and Launching the Next Great Renaissance', as well as politically thoughtful and well-researched preachings on his web program, 'InfoPeace.com', placed him in high regard by the United States of America|United..."

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2026-05-02T05:28:06Z

Fabafaba324:

Alex Jones

Spaceship License

Spaceship License

2026-04-26T11:55:20Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Ghetsin 3 License. A Spaceship License was a universally required document used to identify residents of the Milky Way. It was instituted by the Waifurian Empire in 204 AB, as a form of universal ID. It became mandated in 210 AB. Any pilot of Spaceship found to not posess this license during routine inspections or other 'lawful examinations' would be extracted from their vehicle, brutalized, and shot in the chest between 5-7 t..."

[[File:Ghetsin3LicenseBlack.png|thumb|Ghetsin 3 License. ]]
A Spaceship License was a universally required document used to identify residents of the Milky Way. It was instituted by the [[Waifurian Empire]] in 204 AB, as a form of universal ID. It became mandated in 210 AB. Any pilot of Spaceship found to not posess this license during routine inspections or other 'lawful examinations' would be extracted from their vehicle, brutalized, and shot in the chest between 5-7 times by law enforcement. Below are some examples of ID's from different planets.

File:Ghetsin3LicenseBlack.png

2026-04-26T11:53:18Z

Fabafaba324:

Ghetsin 3 License

500 Cigarettes

2026-04-26T11:44:24Z

Fabafaba324:

[[File:500.png|thumb|500 Cigarettes]]
500 Cigarettes (originally known as 1 Cigarette) was a man comprised entirely out of cigarettes. He originated as one cigarette, who developed sentience after a worker at the tobacco factory collapsed into the cigarette roller and was rolled into a cigarette. This resulted in the soul of the worker (May Lynn Hepgreen) being transmutated into a differentlean soul, known as 1 Cigarette. 1 Cigarette was terrified of his existence immediately, borne into the worst in abject fear and horror. 1 Cigarette attempted to escape the cigarette conveyor belt by rolling and ambulating delicately with his butt. However, his dreams would melt, as he was pushed into a cigarette box with 9 other cigarettes, sealed in, and thrust into a box.

=== Life Begins ===
1 Cigarette was thusly sent from the dismal JF Tobacco Factory into the great beyond. This would have been the final nail in the coffin for any normal cigarette; doomed to be smoked and tossed onto a patch of gravel or burned on a child's arm.

However, a curious thing occurred to 1 Cigarette. As he rustled around packed into the box with the other 9 non-sentient cigarettes, he felt a dizzy, oblique feeling. His conscience thusly seeped outward into the cigarette next to him. And from this cigarette, passed into another, and then, another.

By the time 1 Cigarette was placed onto a store shelf at Flannelworth's grocer, he had acquiesced into 10 Cigarettes. He could roll into a cylinder, or flatten out into a sheet in this shape. He realized he was capable of growing larger at will. Although the memory and identity of May Lynn Hepgreen was goneified; the humane desire for ambulatory ability and identity remained inside of 10 Cigarettes.

=== Early Childhood ===
Thusly, 10 Cigarettes, under the dark of night, nudged the box next to him ever so slightly until the cigarettes tipped out. He then seeped his soul out into these cigarettes, too, becoming 20 cigarettes. In this form, he could transmutate into a human-like hand- which he did, and began pulling the cigarettes down from the shelf around him; so many, in fact, that he was able to coalesce into a human-like body. This body grew from the size of a small infant to that of a child overnight; meeting a quota of 260 cigarettes; a totality of the inventory at this store.

=== Young Adulthood ===
In young adulthood, 260 Cigarettes flattened himself into a single-cigarette-thick snake-like shape and escaped under the door of Flannelworths. He traveled across the hall to the also-closed-down store, Coal's, where he located exactly 240 more cigarettes.

=== Adulthood ===
Now an adult, and meeting a magnificent quota of 500 Cigarettes, 500 Cigarettes was immediately served with a subpoena from the Waifurian Revenue Service (WRS) requesting him to pay all of his backlogged taxes. This did not interest 500 Cigarettes, who rolled into a long spiral and slipped between the legs of the WRS drone. 500 Cigarettes headed down the road, in human form, to the Auckland Spaceport, which he knew was a Spaceport due to its impressively large and grand neon sign that said "Auckland Spaceport". He thusly entered and snuck, in single-file form, onto a departing 'Ghetsinian Cruise' ship, which was headed for Ghetsin 3.
[[File:Ghetsin3License.png|thumb|500 Cigarettes' Spaceship License, which he earned at Spaceship Driving School on Highway G-533, near the South Rannjoe Exit, on the corner of Bean Way and Merrigold Park. ]]

=== Career ===
On [[Ghetsin 3]], 500 Cigarettes found success in a travelling Ghetsinian Circus, which was primarily comprised of pathetic and disgusting Ghetsinian Fur Golems (several of which were cousins of [[Millings]]). The Ghetsinian Bourgousie found great entertainment in the many duplicitous forms and abilities of 500 Cigarettes, and stable employment was secured.

=== Friendships ===
He formed friendships with many of these fur golems, and, on rare occassions, allowed one of his cigarettes to be smoked by his compatriots. This practice continued for approximately 30 instances, after which 500 Cigarettes (Now 470 Cigarettes) realized his stature and size had decreased so considerably that he no longer felt comfortable letting himself be smoked. This was understood by his friends, who apologized for potentially making him feel pressured to be smoked. 500 Cigarettes accepted their apology; this is where the saying 'Just Say No To Cigarettes!' originated from.

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File:Ghetsin3License.png

2026-04-26T11:40:38Z

Fabafaba324:

500 Cigarette's Spaceship License he earned whilst taking piloting lessons on the weekends on Ghetsin 3.

500 Cigarettes

2026-04-26T11:30:05Z

Fabafaba324:

2026-04-19T04:06:44Z

Fabafaba324:

I wanna Chocoate

Rick and the Hernettes

2026-04-19T04:00:54Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Rick and the Hernettes performed grand and gloridou performances. 'Rick and the Hernettes' (later, the 'Henriettas'), were a five-person swing/big band/jazz fusion musical group formed by Rick Hernia in 803,230 AB. Rick served as the lead vocalist and songwriter, while each of the other members of the band specialized in a special vocal performing art that sounded like an instrument. === Responsibilities === Marina (Left..."

[[File:Rick Hernia and Hernettes.png|thumb|Rick and the Hernettes performed grand and gloridou performances. ]]
'Rick and the Hernettes' (later, the 'Henriettas'), were a five-person swing/big band/jazz fusion musical group formed by [[Rick Hernia]] in 803,230 AB. Rick served as the lead vocalist and songwriter, while each of the other members of the band specialized in a special vocal performing art that sounded like an instrument.

=== Responsibilities ===
Marina (Left) could sound exactly like brass instruments. Dora, (Center Left) could sound exactly like a string instrument. Chantel (Center Right) Could sound exactly like an upright bass. And Fiona (Right) could sound exactly like any percussion necessary. These excellent vocalists, combined with Rick's spiritual lyrical performances, represented a signifcant musical divergence for the chosen one; with their first release, "Bad Guys" releasing in 803,230 AB to critical acclaim, after a several-hundred thousand year hiatus implemented by Rick following the death of [[Keith Cumshoes]], his musical partner and speculated Soul-Tether. The single was #1 on Milkdromeda radio, and even broached #1 thrice in the Local Supercluster Radio Network. The band began releasing regular records and performed at glorious and grand locations across the Omniverse, entering a 10,000 year 'All-Star Tour' that saw 300,000 consecutive performances occur. This would conclude in an epic performance on a sound stage that orbited [[Keith's Pulsar]], with the planet of [[Septigia]] serving as a massive overflow stadium housing approximately 400 million patrons.

All proceeds from this final concert were donated to the Keith Cumshoes Memorial Foundation, growing its bounty to an impressive $5.3 quintillion.

The band continued performing into the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|Great META War 3]], in which Rick and the Hernettes would provide moral support concerts to weary soldiers on the battlefield, particularly on [[Exegar]].
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