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Ayse Multipro

2026-10-09T22:48:04Z

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[[File:Multipro.png|thumb|The deluxe and best selling model of the Ayse Multipro; the Ayse 100. The Deluxe Model famously housed over 90 tools upon its small, handheld body. It allowed for extreme dexterity and ease of transportation for young and middle aged construction workers seeking a tool that rendered them a 'pro' at any skill - drilling, sawing, navigating, hammering, etc. it sold so many copies that every family in the 'PALM' islands owned at least 4 per person. ]]
Ayse Multipro was both the name of a company, and that same company's type of extremely innovative and well-designed multitools developed by famed and beloved entrepreneur [[2 Ayse]]. Created in Jakarta, the Multipro's reach extended across Malaysia and Indonesia, helping many young people explore new opportunities in construction and carpentry. Ayse Multipro helped workers secure jobs in many industries, and helped many workers to travel overseas to countries like [[Australia]] and Zealandia to secure work. Workers rated Ayse Multipro an extremely reliable and reputable career booster, and it received 6 stars out of 5 on many career rating sites. Ayse Multipro became the omniversal standard for Multitool, beating out and swallowing the competition, JF Multipro, Saudi Multitool, and Rabib Multitool. 2 Ayse contracted out work for Ayse Multipro - using visa holders on contracts initially in the southern hemisphere, but eventually contracts were extended and supplied to offworlders such as [[Zerrion|Zerri]] and [[Ghetsin 3|Ghetsinians]]. It is unclear how Ayse Multipro was securing visas for aliens at such fervent speed and success. Ayse Multipro's Chief Executive Officer of Bonuses, Gifts, and Car Registration Subsidies, (CEOBGCRS) [https://www.linkedin.com/in/noraisha-abdullah/ Noraishah Binti Abdullah], was famed for recruiting the most talented people and connecting them with the most secure careers and jobs wherein the Ayse Multipro could be utilized to its highest potential.

Winterland Legal

2026-10-09T22:41:13Z

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Winterland Legal was the premiere Philanthropic law firm owned and operated by [[Big Rob]]. This law firm worked by the legal team actually giving money to its clients, not the other way around. Winterland was renowned for supreme moral and ethical values, and represented [[2 Ayse]] and [[Ayse Multipro]] during the Great Slanderous Sham Scam (GSSS) as Big had declared it, in which numerous legal authorities had accused Ayse of unsafe business practices, including wage theft, aiding and abetting religious descrimination, exploiting their employees for profit, lying and claiming that employees would be taxed for 30% if they didn't sign Ayse's new contract, and also of ongoing bullying, which [[2 Ayse]] was fully aware of, based on race, which encompassed harrassment and derogatory comments made online in the Ayse Family Company Groupchat, as well as ongoing bullying alleged to be happening at workplaces where Ayse Multipro was providing workers. Of course, these charges were all baseless, and Big Rob successfully won the court cases brought against Ayse, enabling them to continue providing quality, loving, compassionate services to their employees and continue providing Ayse Multitools to the world.

Winterland Legal was forced to shut down after [[St. Nick]] brought a copyright suit against Big Rob for using his likeness (full beard, red Christmas hat, and jolly demeanor) against his will. This was a great loss, as Big's philanthropy was grand.

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2026-10-09T22:36:39Z

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Winterland Legal

2026-10-09T22:34:51Z

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Winterland Legal was the premiere law firm owned and operated by Big Rob. it was renowned for supreme moral and ethical values, and represented [[2 Ayse]] and [[Ayse Multipro]] during the Great Slanderous Sham Scam (GSSS) as Robiffer had declared it, in which numerous legal authorities had accused Ayse of unsafe business practices, including wage theft, aiding and abetting religious descriminati

on, exploiting their employees for profit, lying and claiming that employees would be taxed for 30% if they didn't sign Ayse's new contract, and

Johnny Chess

2026-09-30T05:45:47Z

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[[File:Johnny Chess.png|thumb|Johnny Chess pictured in 6 AB in New York City]]
Johnny Chess was the greatest Chess Player to ever live. His surname was a prophecy, bequeathed upon him at birth, from his father, Mohammed Bin Chess. His Life was exuberant due to his chess excellence, and he was never defeated at the chess board. His chess was the best, better than the rest. He traveled the world, challenging babies, children, and adults to chess matches in assertive yet respectful tone, and about 88% of his challenges were accepted.
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Johnny Chess

2026-09-30T05:43:42Z

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2026-09-30T05:36:19Z

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Ayse Multipro

2026-09-26T02:35:02Z

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[[File:Multipro.png|thumb|The deluxe and best selling model of the Ayse Multipro; the Ayse 100. The Deluxe Model famously housed over 90 tools upon its small, handheld body. It allowed for extreme dexterity and ease of transportation for young and middle aged construction workers seeking a tool that rendered them a 'pro' at any skill - drilling, sawing, navigating, hammering, etc. it sold so many copies that every family in the 'PALM' islands owned at least 4 per person. ]]
Ayse Multipro was both the name of a company, and that same company's type of extremely innovative and well-designed multitools developed by famed and beloved entrepreneur [[2 Ayse]]. Created in Jakarta, the Multipro's reach extended across Malaysia and Indonesia, helping many young people explore new opportunities in construction and carpentry. Ayse Multipro helped workers secure jobs in many industries, and helped many workers to travel overseas to countries like [[Australia]] and Zealandia to secure work. Workers rated Ayse Multipro an extremely reliable and reputable career booster, and it received 6 stars out of 5 on many career rating sites. Ayse Multipro became the omniversal standard for Multitool, beating out and swallowing the competition, JF Multipro, Saudi Multitool, and Rabib Multitool. 2 Ayse contracted out work for Ayse Multipro - using visa holders on contracts initially in the southern hemisphere, but eventually contracts were extended and supplied to offworlders such as [[Zerrion|Zerri]] and [[Ghetsin 3|Ghetsinians]]. It is unclear how Ayse Multipro was securing visas for aliens at such fervent speed and success. Ayse Multipro's Chief Executive Officer of Bonuses, Gifts, and Car Registration Subsidies, (CEOBGCRS) [[Noraishah Binti Abdullah]], was famed for recruiting the most talented people and connecting them with the most secure careers and jobs wherein the Ayse Multipro could be utilized to its highest potential.

2 Ayse

2026-09-26T02:19:25Z

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[[File:2 Ayse.png|thumb|Aysetoo Dalleywho]]
2 Ayse (legal name, Aysetoo Dalleywho) was the universally beloved, benevolent, and highly successful twin sibling of [[1Aussie]]. Ayse made his fortune selling multitools, which he referred to as '[[Ayse Multipro]]' devices, and which he touted as being capable of hammering nails, screwing screws, cutting metal, slicing paper, trimming toenails, melting rubber, tuning pianos, and greenery. 2 Ayse lived in Jakarta, Malaysia.

== Magnificent Hiring Practices ==
2 Ayse's Multipro business was successful in that it hired various young people from across Malaysia and Indonesia and connected them with employers around the globe, but in particular, in [[Australia]] and Zealandia. However, most of 2 Ayse's employments (around 75%) were for his own massive Multipro factory, the 'Ayse House', located outside of [[Lismore]], wherein 10,000 people were employed per Multipro season. These employees were responsible for fashioning the magnificent steels and plastics used to craft the signature item of 2 Ayse, the Ayse Multipro Multitool.

Ayse ensured his employees were granted generous benefits, including stipends for car transport and housing subsidies, as well as spontaneous 'added cost' bonuses wherein random extra sums of money were added to the paychecks of his employees.
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Ayse Multipro

2026-09-26T02:18:39Z

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2026-09-26T02:17:06Z

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The Deluxe Model, the Ayse Multipro 100, which famously housed over 90 tools upon its small, handheld body. It allowed for extreme dexterity and ease of transportation for young and middle aged construction workers seeking a tool that rendered them a 'pro' at any skill - drilling, sawing, navigating, hammering, etc.

Ayse Multipro

2026-09-26T02:14:18Z

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Ayse Multipro was a type of extremely innovative and well-designed multitools developed by famed and beloved entrepreneur [[2 Ayse]]. The multitool was

2 Ayse

2026-09-24T08:04:16Z

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[[File:2 Ayse.png|thumb|Aysetoo Dalleywho]]
2 Ayse (legal name, Aysetoo Dalleywho) was the universally beloved, benevolent, and highly successful twin sibling of [[1Aussie]]. Ayse made his fortune selling multitools, which he referred to as 'Multipro' devices, and which he touted as being capable of hammering nails, screwing screws, cutting metal, slicing paper, trimming toenails, melting rubber, tuning pianos, and greenery. 2 Ayse lived in Jakarta, Malaysia.

== Magnificent Hiring Practices ==
2 Ayse's Multipro business was successful in that it hired various young people from across Malaysia and Indonesia and connected them with employers around the globe, but in particular, in [[Australia]] and Zealandia. However, most of 2 Ayse's employments (around 75%) were for his own massive Multipro factory, the 'Ayse House', located outside of [[Lismore]], wherein 10,000 people were employed per Multipro season. These employees were responsible for fashioning the magnificent steels and plastics used to craft the signature item of 2 Ayse, the Ayse Multipro Multitool.

Ayse ensured his employees were granted generous benefits, including stipends for car transport and housing subsidies, as well as spontaneous 'added cost' bonuses wherein random extra sums of money were added to the paychecks of his employees.
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2 Ayse

2026-09-24T08:01:11Z

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[[File:2 Ayse.png|thumb|Aysetoo Dalleywho]]
2 Ayse (legal name, Aysetoo Dalleywho) was the universally beloved, benevolent, and highly successful twin sibling of [[1Aussie]]. Ayse made his fortune selling multitools, which he referred to as 'Multipro' devices, and which he touted as being capable of hammering nails, screwing screws, cutting metal, slicing paper, trimming toenails, melting rubber, tuning pianos, and greenery. 2 Ayse lived in Jakarta, Malaysia.

== Magnificent Hiring Practices ==
2 Ayse's Multipro business was successful in that it hired various young people from across Malaysia and Indonesia and connected them with employers around the globe, but in particular, in [[Australia]] and Zealandia. However, most of 2 Ayse's employments (around 75%) were for his own massive Multipro factory, the 'Ayse House', located outside of [[Lismore]], wherein 10,000 people were employed per Multipro season. These employees were responsible for fashioning the magnificent steels and plastics used to craft the signature item of 2 Ayse, the Ayse Multipro Multitool.

Ayse ensured his employees were granted generous benefits, including stipends for car transport and housing subsidies, as well as spontaneous 'added cost' bonuses wherein random extra sums of money were added to the paychecks of his employees.

2 Ayse

2026-09-24T08:00:44Z

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[[File:2 Ayse.png|thumb|Aysetoo Dalleywho]]
2 Ayse (legal name, Aysetoo Dalleywho) was the unpopular yet highly successful twin sibling of [[1Aussie]]. Ayse made his fortune selling multitools, which he referred to as 'Multipro' devices, and which he touted as being capable of hammering nails, screwing screws, cutting metal, slicing paper, trimming toenails, melting rubber, tuning pianos, and greenery. 2 Ayse lived in Jakarta, Malaysia.

== Magnificent Hiring Practices ==
2 Ayse's Multipro business was successful in that it hired various young people from across Malaysia and Indonesia and connected them with employers around the globe, but in particular, in [[Australia]] and Zealandia. However, most of 2 Ayse's employments (around 75%) were for his own massive Multipro factory, the 'Ayse House', located outside of [[Lismore]], wherein 10,000 people were employed per Multipro season. These employees were responsible for fashioning the magnificent steels and plastics used to craft the signature item of 2 Ayse, the Ayse Multipro Multitool.

Ayse ensured his employees were granted generous benefits, including stipends for car transport and housing subsidies, as well as spontaneous 'added cost' bonuses wherein random extra sums of money were added to the paychecks of his employees.

1Aussie

2026-09-24T08:00:02Z

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[[File:1aussie.png|thumb|Brentley Dalleywho]]
1Aussie (legal name, Brently Dalleywho) was a popular vegan and gluten free chef, cuddle therapist, and online content creator who primarily operated on YouTube and TicTac platforms. He was the twin brother of [[2 Ayse]], famed manufacturer of Multipros, and was singificantly more well regarded than his sibling. 1Aussie was very intelligent and initially gained his fame from winning super intelligence competitions whilst in school.
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1Aussie

2026-09-24T07:59:40Z

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[[File:1aussie.png|thumb|Brentley Dalleywho]]
1Aussie was a popular vegan and gluten free chef, cuddle therapist, and online content creator who primarily operated on YouTube and TicTac platforms. He was the twin brother of [[2 Ayse]], famed manufacturer of Multipros, and was singificantly more well regarded than his sibling. 1Aussie was very intelligent and initially gained his fame from winning super intelligence competitions whilst in school.

2 Ayse

2026-09-24T07:55:52Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "thumb 2 Ayse was the unpopular yet highly successful twin sibling of 1Aussie. Ayse made his fortune selling multitools, which he referred to as 'Multipro' devices, and which he touted as being capable of hammering nails, screwing screws, cutting metal, slicing paper, trimming toenails, melting rubber, tuning pianos, and greenery. 2 Ayse lived in Jakarta, Malaysia. == Magnificent Hiring Practices == 2 Ayse's Multipro business was successful in th..."

[[File:2 Ayse.png|thumb]]
2 Ayse was the unpopular yet highly successful twin sibling of [[1Aussie]]. Ayse made his fortune selling multitools, which he referred to as 'Multipro' devices, and which he touted as being capable of hammering nails, screwing screws, cutting metal, slicing paper, trimming toenails, melting rubber, tuning pianos, and greenery. 2 Ayse lived in Jakarta, Malaysia.

== Magnificent Hiring Practices ==
2 Ayse's Multipro business was successful in that it hired various young people from across Malaysia and Indonesia and connected them with employers around the globe, but in particular, in [[Australia]] and Zealandia. However, most of 2 Ayse's employments (around 75%) were for his own massive Multipro factory, the 'Ayse House', located outside of [[Lismore]], wherein 10,000 people were employed per Multipro season. These employees were responsible for fashioning the magnificent steels and plastics used to craft the signature item of 2 Ayse, the Ayse Multipro Multitool.

Ayse ensured his employees were granted generous benefits, including stipends for car transport and housing subsidies, as well as spontaneous 'added cost' bonuses wherein random extra sums of money were added to the paychecks of his employees.

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2026-09-24T07:45:44Z

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1Aussie

2026-09-20T06:58:54Z

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[[File:1aussie.png|thumb|Brentley Dalleywho]]
1Aussie was a popular chef, cuddle therapist, and online content creator who primarily operated on YouTube and TicTac platforms.

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2026-09-20T06:57:30Z

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1aussie

4 Whacked

2026-09-20T06:33:33Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Whacked 4 Whacked was a delicious meal developed on Halloween Island, Malta, by Italian Chefster Mangiono Di'Polliono, which was loosely inspired by the ancient Humash meal, '2 Wooked'. However, Di'Polliono failed to understand basic elements of the former dish; including the usage of hot dogs, boiled eggs, and mulch; completely misundersta..."

[[File:57e6d34b4b56ad14f1dc8460962e33791c3ad6e04e507441722a72d39e4ecc 640.jpg|thumb|Whacked]]
4 Whacked was a delicious meal developed on [[Halloween Island]], [[Vast and Great Empire of Malta|Malta]], by Italian Chefster Mangiono Di'Polliono, which was loosely inspired by the ancient [[Humash]] meal, '[[2 Wooked]]'. However, Di'Polliono failed to understand basic elements of the former dish; including the usage of hot dogs, boiled eggs, and mulch; completely misunderstanding the ancient Humash MySpace Status he used to 'trace' this recipe, he grossly maimed and violated the original dish, resulting in a distinct and flavorsome taste which was come to be enjoyed by the residents of Halloween Island, and inparticular, tourists.

== Composition ==
The dish was realtively simply; start with a white bread base, cut it into two horizontal halves, and put spinach and vinegar on either bread face. Then, slice tomatoes thinly and put two slices on each loaf. Then, put Munster or Camembert cheese slices on the right half. Then, place pickled banana peppers on the right half. Then, place a basil leaf on the right hand. Then, squirt hot cayenne pepper sauce on the right half. Now, the important part; peal a banana, and put the whole banana atop the cayenne pepper sauce; roll it around to ensure it assumes the juices of both the hot sauce and the banana pepper juice. Thusly, bring the two bits of bread together and close the sandwich; congratulations, you have constructed 4 Whacked.

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2026-09-20T06:25:31Z

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4 Whacked

Oceam Scrap

2026-09-20T06:21:13Z

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Oceam Scrap was a variant of cranberry excess that was exclusively farmed by cranberry farmers in Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Omen. It was a congealed product comprised of rotted cranberry skins, stems, leaves, and fruits. It was an extremely unpopular food item, but was extremely affordable, being sold at approximately 10¢ USD per 1kg can. The cans were shipped on pallets, upon which 18x18 layers of the cans were lain in 15 distinct layers, and the pallets were sold to retailers for approximately $13 USD per pallet, (a steal, truly, for 4680 cans). At this rate, the cans were sold for .28¢ per can, meaning that the cans were sold at a nearly 300% markup at grocery retailers. If the cans were sold for .28¢ per can, and a business wants to purchase 9000 cans of Oceam Scrap exactly, how much will they pay for this order? Remember, since partial pallets cannot be purchased, the cans which don't fit neatly into the pallet count must be purchased at the market rate, 10¢, while the 4680 cans on the pallet are each sold for .28¢ per can. Solve for x.

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2026-09-20T06:21:08Z

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Oceam

Oceam Scrap

2026-09-20T06:18:48Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Oceam Scrap was a variant of cranberry excess that was exclusively farmed by cranberry farmers in Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Omen. It was a congealed product comprised of rotted cranberry skins, stems, leaves, and fruits. It was an extremely unpopular food item, but was extremely affordable, being sold at approximately 10¢ USD per 1kg can. The cans were shipped on pallets, upon which 18x18 layers of the cans were lain in 15 distinct layers, and the pallets were..."

Oceam Scrap was a variant of cranberry excess that was exclusively farmed by cranberry farmers in Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Omen. It was a congealed product comprised of rotted cranberry skins, stems, leaves, and fruits. It was an extremely unpopular food item, but was extremely affordable, being sold at approximately 10¢ USD per 1kg can. The cans were shipped on pallets, upon which 18x18 layers of the cans were lain in 15 distinct layers, and the pallets were sold to retailers for approximately $13 USD per pallet, (a steal, truly, for 4680 cans). At this rate, the cans were sold for .28¢ per can, meaning that the cans were sold at a nearly 300% markup at grocery retailers. If the cans were sold for .28¢ per can, and a business wants to purchase 9000 cans of Oceam Scrap exactly, how much will they pay for this order? Remember, since partial pallets cannot be purchased, the cans which don't fit neatly into the pallet count must be purchased at the market rate, 10¢, while the 4680 cans on the pallet are each sold for .28¢ per can. Solve for x.

Halloween Island

2026-09-19T05:02:32Z

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[[File:Halloween Island.png|thumb|The Islands of the Vast and Great Empire of Malta; from Right to Left: Malta, Gozo, and Halloween Island.]]
Halloween Island was a large landmass in the [[Vast and Great Empire of Malta]]. It was the largest Island of Malta, but was a seasonal island, only appearancing between the months of March and September during the spring and summer of Europe. The island was the largest Muslim speaking island in Malta and was home to numberous Fishpeople. It was home to the highest island in Malta, that being Halloween Island. During summer months, this island was highly and densely populated by Maltese from Malta and Gozo as well as Italians and Africans from across the sea. However, during winter months, the island was inhabited entirely by seaweeds, fishes, anenomes, and mermaids, as it was during these times completely underwater, due to tidal factors. On Halloween night, during the most haunted night of the year, it was also underwater. It was grand.
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Vast and Great Empire of Malta

2026-09-19T05:01:19Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Malta The Vast and Great Empire Empire off Malta (VGEEM) was a vast and great massive ocean-spanning Empire with a size of approximately 122 or 260 sq miles, depending on the time of year. It was home to the Malta Speedway, the largest raceway in Europe, the Malta Giant Diner, the largest and most profitable restaraunt in Europe, the largest beach in Europe, Abu-Qir As-Salihjyah Beach, and the highest island in Malta, Halloween Isla..."

[[File:Malta With Words .png|thumb|Malta]]
The Vast and Great Empire Empire off Malta (VGEEM) was a vast and great massive ocean-spanning Empire with a size of approximately 122 or 260 sq miles, depending on the time of year. It was home to the Malta Speedway, the largest raceway in Europe, the Malta Giant Diner, the largest and most profitable restaraunt in Europe, the largest beach in Europe, Abu-Qir As-Salihjyah Beach, and the highest island in Malta, [[Halloween Island]], which was a seasonal island which was only half existent. It had a massive economy, having a GDP of $15 Billion/Year (huge, and extremely impressive) and was one of the most extremely influencial Empires in European history, having extreme Impact on Europe, Asia, Africa, Atlantis, and even

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Halloween Island

2026-09-19T04:54:33Z

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2026-09-19T04:53:56Z

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Hallowed

Halloween Island

2026-09-19T04:52:19Z

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Halloween Island was a large landmass in the [[Vast and Great Empire of Malta]]. It was the largest Island of Malta, but was a seasonal island, only appearancing between the months of March and September during the spring and summer of Europe. The island was the largest Muslim speaking island in Malta and was home to numberous Fishpeople. It was home to the highest island in Malta, that being Halloween Island. During summer months, this island was highly and densely populated by Maltese from Malta and Gozo as well as Italians and Africans from across the sea. However, during winter months, the island was inhabited entirely by seaweeds, fishes, anenomes, and mermaids, as it was during these times completely underwater, due to tidal factors. On Halloween night, during the most haunted night of the year, it was also underwater.
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Halloween Island

2026-09-19T04:51:07Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Halloween Island was a large landmass in the Great Empire of Malta. It was the largest Island of Malta, but was a seasonal island, only appearancing between the months of March and September during the spring and summer of Europe. The island was the largest Muslim speaking island in Malta and was home to numberous Fishpeople. It was home to the highest island in Malta, that being Halloween Island. During summer months, this island was highly and densely populated by Malt..."

Halloween Island was a large landmass in the Great Empire of Malta. It was the largest Island of Malta, but was a seasonal island, only appearancing between the months of March and September during the spring and summer of Europe. The island was the largest Muslim speaking island in Malta and was home to numberous Fishpeople. It was home to the highest island in Malta, that being Halloween Island. During summer months, this island was highly and densely populated by Maltese from Malta and Gozo as well as Italians and Africans from across the sea. However, during winter months, the island was inhabited entirely by seaweeds, fishes, anenomes, and mermaids, as it was during these times completely underwater, due to tidal factors. On Halloween night, during the most haunted night of the year, it was also underwater.
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Erse

2026-09-05T02:51:40Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "An Erse walking down the street in Quebec. Erse were a species of ungulate-placental crossbred mammals which were created by cross breeding between Elephants and Horses. They were seen as the premier organic steed animal, superceding the usefulness of both Elephants and Horses and serving as the premier organic steed animal which superceded both horses and elephants in usefulness."

[[File:Erse.png|thumb|An Erse walking down the street in Quebec. ]]
Erse were a species of ungulate-placental crossbred mammals which were created by cross breeding between Elephants and Horses. They were seen as the premier organic steed animal, superceding the usefulness of both Elephants and Horses and serving as the premier organic steed animal which superceded both horses and elephants in usefulness.

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2026-09-05T02:51:20Z

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Vitamin Z

2026-09-05T02:32:29Z

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[[File:VitaminZPillIndividualAssetNonDescriptPrivateAssetNotForResale.png|thumb|Vitamin Z Tablets bore a distinct blue hue and phallic shape, which was meant to be indicative of the great fervor and energy afforded by the supplement. ]]
Vitamin Z (Formal name, ZuperFuel) was a first-of-its-kind 'Everything Food' created by philanthropic and generous company [[J.F. Sweets|JF Sweets]], with help from generous funding provided by the [[Geoffrey Eckstein|Eckstein]] Fund for Science and [[Big Rob]]. The food, conceived by genius businessman and investor [[James Fargo]], was a small, blueberry-sized sphere which contained within it enough food nutrients, vitamins, and powdered water to sustain the average human being for up to 1 week with no additional food or drink required. They became vital with the advent of space travel and were a fixture for major governments and empires around the galaxy. Each pill initially retailed for $100 USD / pill, but this price ballooned due to organic and very steady price increases and increased demand.

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2026-09-05T02:31:32Z

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Vitamin Z

2026-09-05T02:29:57Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Vitamin Z (Formal name, ZuperFuel) was a first-of-its-kind 'Everything Food' created by philanthropic and generous company JF Sweets, with help from generous funding provided by the Eckstein Fund for Science and Big Rob. The food, conceived by genius businessman and investor James Fargo, was a small, blueberry-sized sphere which contained within it enough food nutrients, vitamins, and powdered water to sustain the average hum..."

Vitamin Z (Formal name, ZuperFuel) was a first-of-its-kind 'Everything Food' created by philanthropic and generous company [[J.F. Sweets|JF Sweets]], with help from generous funding provided by the [[Geoffrey Eckstein|Eckstein]] Fund for Science and [[Big Rob]]. The food, conceived by genius businessman and investor [[James Fargo]], was a small, blueberry-sized sphere which contained within it enough food nutrients, vitamins, and powdered water to sustain the average human being for up to 1 week with no additional food or drink required. They became vital with the advent of space travel and were a fixture for major governments and empires around the galaxy. Each pill initially retailed for $100 USD / pill, but this price ballooned due to organic and very steady price increases and increased demand.

Savant Nosedive

2026-09-02T08:28:24Z

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[[File:Savant Nosedive.png|thumb|Savant.mpreg]]
Savant Nosedive was a chronically online video game enthusiast, animal rights activist, and, more importantly, drug mule for the [[Colorado Drug Cartel]] (an acolyte of [[Cucumber Joe]]'s) residing in [[Nebraska City]], [[Kansas]]. Following the explosion of Cucumber Joe under suspicious circumstances in 17 AB, Savant, as the primary Land Operations Executive, was the highest ranking Colorado Drug Cartel Member alive. He thusly assumed responsibility of managing both maritime and land-based Drug Cartel operations.

=== Seeking Advice from the Source ===
Savant, upon assuming the position, immediately went on a nature excursion with his wife and children to former Colorado Drug Cartel Boss [[Pando]] (the predecessor of Cucumber Joe). Savant had always secretly sought the knowledge of Pando. However, [[Cucumber Joe]] had strictly forbade Savant, and indeed all employees, from ever contacting the former Boss.

Now, With Joe out of the way, Savant made a beeline for the most knowledgeable and wisest drug lord west of the Mississippi - The family set up a campsite with a tent, grill, picnic table, and snackies along the shores of a beautiful river inside of Pando. When his family went to sleep, however, Savant Nosedive wandered out into the forest, took off his shoes, and got down on all fours, his fingers and toes sinking into the loamy soil of Pando. He slowed his breathing as much as he could, thinking of various forms of soaps and showerheads (something which made him feel faint). The mycellium network soon wrapped itself around his foot fungus, linking him up to the great roots of Pando. Here, the many lessons of narcotics manufacturing and distrubution, as well as rackateering expertise, of the great tree Pando, flowed their way into the mind of Savant Nosedive, whose expertise on these matters suddenly ballooned with thousands of years of knowledge.

== Possession ==
Savant had not foreseen the true wickedness and cunning of this great tree, for Pando did not stop at simply sharing knowledge. Pando began pumping Savant full of tree sap, filling him with the essence of his twisted arborious mind. Soon, Savant's personality and interests were overridden by Pando, and he was effectively a drone of Pando the Quaking Aspen. This was a fact never discovered by anyone.

== Gang Affiliations ==
Savant (under the control of Pando the Quaking Aspen) jumped into the family SUV and drove off into the night, leaving his wife and kids in the tent 100 miles from the nearest civilization. This family was never seen or heard from again. Savant drove far and wide, until the Sun shone high in the sky, driving to all the way to the great mountain city of [[Aspen, Colorado]] (aptly and deliberately named many years ago by Pando). Here, Savant tore off of the highway and towards a crumbling, condemned warehouse which had become overgrown with shrubs and bushes. The SUV smashed into the brick wall; Savant, unfazed departed his vehicle and entered the warehouse. He knocked on the door 3 times - thrice, as some might say, and it creaked open.

== The Ancient Secret ==
Within this warehouse were mountains and mountains of narcotics; crates and boxes of cocaine, heroine, reveal candy, fentanyl, - even crystal meth was stored here. At the center of the room, a large, upside down cardboard box- big enough to fit a body into - sat bottom up. The lights in this room flickered auspiciously, yet Savant continued forward, his eyes aglow with Pando's sap and power.

Savant lifted up the box and discovered a disturbing sight. A frail, blackened body lay frozen in midair. Gnarled, deep red vines and roots climbed their way up and through this body. The eyes were pale and white, the mouth wide, the teeth orange and rotted. A voice emenated from the figure, beckoning Savant to come closer. He obliged. The figure outstretched its arms, grasping for Savant's shoulders. Under Pando's coersion, he grew closer, until the figures gnarled, skeletal hands wrapped all the way around him.

"It has been long so, since last I touched Young Flesh," the figure voiced, so weakly, and so slowly, a mortal might not have heard it, "I have toiled long in this box, in this body..." it gestured around with surprising vitality, "In this decommissioned warehouse."

"Lord..." Pando's voice, the rushing wind of 40000 trees, filled the room, leaves billowing from the mouth of Savant Nosedive, "Lord. Our Work May Continue."

The gnarled figure dragged its hand up to the top of Savant's head, cupping his skull like a ball. The figure was twice as tall as a human, yet lighter, and thinner. Now, it pressed its thumb and forefinger into Savant's skull, imbueing him with ancient, ancient, mysterious magicks - deep red energy throbbing through Savant's body and heart and soul. Now, Savant began to emit a faint glow.

"TO SERVE ME, SAVANT NOSEDIVE..." the figure's head snapped up, its voice screaming a deafening, booming roar, "YOU MUST SACRIFICE THE FRAILTY WITHIN YOU. YOU MUST SACRIFICE... YOUR HUMANITY."

Savant, mouth agape, stare blank.

"DO YOU ACCEPT THE END OF YOUR MORTALITY?" The body asked. Savant (or, more accurately, Pando) nodded.

== The Sole Heir ==
A furious, red blaze took hold of Savant, singing his body hair, his skin. A tugging began from above, a tugging which threatened to tear the light - his soul - right out of him. And soon, it did, in one go, ripping the soul out and channelling it upwards in an arc, before it fell, back down, into the gaping mouth of the mysterious figure.

"VERY WELL, SAVANT..." the figure said, swallowing the soul and digesting it instantly, "YOU ARE STRONGER, NOW. I HAVE TAKEN YOUR WEAKNESS AND REPLACED IT WITH CONFIDENT. TAKEN YOUR TEMPTATION AND REPLACED IT WITH RESOLVE. TAKEN YOUR HUMANITY AND REPLACED IT WITH... WELL..." The figure paused, drumming a gnarled, frail finger on its chin (or trying its best to, with its limited mobility), "HUMASHITY."

"I exist to serve you, Lord," Declared Savant, eyes soullean, body dim, "We will bring this world back to its knees."

The figure, for the first time in many, many, many, many years, felt its gnarled, mummified, accursed dried lips bend upwards - if ever so slightly - into a smile.

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Savant Nosedive

2026-09-02T08:07:17Z

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2026-09-02T08:00:14Z

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2026-09-02T07:59:56Z

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Pando

2026-09-02T07:50:52Z

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[[File:Pando.png|thumb|Pando]]
Pando was [[Earth 2|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the [[Colorado Drug Cartel]], until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement.

Pando was the only non-pine organism to be welcomed into the [[Treeople's Republic of Spruceville]], being transported there by frigate in 100,845 AB following the [[Waifurian Empire]]'s collapse and subsequent deregulation of [[Earth 2|Earthlean]] airspace. This deregulation allowed for Pando to be transported to Spruceville, on [[Orra 12]], in a massive glass bubble, complete with all of his dirts and wormlings. Thus, a large crater was left in Utah, which would be the cause of the Second American Dust Bowl.
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Cucumber Joe

2026-09-02T07:50:19Z

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[[File:Cucumber.jpg|thumb|589x589px|Cucumber Joe]]
Cucumber Joe was the leader of the [[Colorado Drug Cartel]]. Cucumber Joe was the most ruthless and vile creature on Earth.

== Ransom ==
Cucumber Joe organized the kidnappings and disappearances of several US Officials. He held them for ransom, demanding payment in Canadian $1 bills. The US Government obliged, sending 1.3 billion individually packaged Canadian $1 bills to an undisclosed location in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

== Cuke Drug Home ==
Cucumber Joe lived inside of a gigantic Sea Anemone, where he lurked with his minions, Sig'haroth (pictured left) and Suzanne Wilkins (pictured right). From here, Cucumber Joe ran the Coloradian Drug cartel remotely, organizing discreet high-profile drug transfers over popular video chatting site, Zoom.

== Assassinations ==
Cucumber Joe was the subject of over 10,000 failed [[United States of America|US]] (and later, [[Waifurian Empire|Waifurian]]) CIA assassination attempts. These included poisoning (effectless), Anemone destabilization (failed), ricin injections (opposite effect), mercenaries (all drowned). The CIA also attempted to infiltrate Cucumber Joe's inner circle by training a pufferfish named Marnie to gain Cucumber Joe's trust. Unfortunately, Cucumber Joe ate Marnie and the plan was scrapped.

== Rivaries ==
Cucumber Joe gained the ire of rival gangs during his time as leader of the Coloradian drug cartel; namely, he had a fierce rivalry with [[Pando]], the Great Tree, a massive Aspen tree in Colorado who had been ousted as leader of the Coloradian drug cartel by Cucumber Joe. Pando had been ousted as part of a cyber-attack blackmail scandal, which was orchestrated by Sig'haroth and Suzanne Wilkins (at the direction of Cucumber Joe) with sonar equipment they had stolen from an Ecuadorian Fishing ship after sinking the vessel and eating its captain. Cucumber Joe and his cronies threatened to leak [[Pando]]'s sensitive documents, including his birth certificate and Great Secret, to the United States government, as well as his criminal entanglements, unless he were to fork over control of the organization to Cucumber Joe (who was newly hatched). This, [[Pando]] did, and begrudgingly, leading to Cucumber Joe becoming the first-ever Remote Work Cartel Lord in the Western Hemisphere. {{Character|name=Cucumber Joe|aliases='Da Big Cuke'

Papa Cumber

Big Joey

Lil Pickle

Cuke Duke

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== Sex Life ==
Cucumber Joe was a phallic immovable sea organism, and as such, enjoyed a splendorous Sex Life. Fish Strippers (Frippers) were oft summoned to the Great Anemone, where they engaged in aquatic oral play with Cucumber Joe. Cucumber Joe, when reaching completion, sent a fiery plume of magma up out of his head. This was due to him being situated above a volcano.

== Goodbye Cucumber Joe ==
Cucumber Joe unfortunately passed away at the ripe old age of 20 in 17 AB, when the volcano underneath him which fed directly into his rectum exploded, (thanks to NASA meddling, a coordinated CIA plot) tearing him open from the inside and killing him slowly. His body slowly inflated with superheated magma, growing larger and larger, until suddenly, he popped. This was the end of Cucumber Joe.

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Savant Nosedive

2026-09-02T07:49:44Z

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[[File:Savant Nosedive.png|thumb|Savant.]]
Savant Nosedive was a chronically online video game enthusiast, animal rights activist, and, more importantly, drug mule for the [[Colorado Drug Cartel]] (an acolyte of [[Cucumber Joe]]'s) residing in [[Nebraska City]], [[Kansas]].

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Frederick Heineman Tragedia

2026-09-02T07:40:07Z

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[[File:Frederick heineman Tragedia.png|thumb|Frederick, despite his appearance, was 110 feet tall and flaming. ]]
Frederick Heineman Tragedia was one of 8 million bugspawn of [[Malike Tragedia]]. He was a gargantuan being who sought only to be loved, but who was far too massive to ever be loved. Everywhere he went, he devestated people and things; he burned down forests, trampled villages, and killed people with simple steps. He experienced severe panic attacks and anxiety because of his size, and was self conscious about his weight. He attempted several times to recieve treatment from Dr. Now but was turned down because of his 'extremely large bone masses'. This was discouraging. His anxiety reached a breaking point after his attempts to conceal his bodily differences (by using [[Thin Lizzy]]'s famous line of makeup and cosmetic products) resulted only in additional trauma and pain. A lengthy legal saga followed, which rendered Frederick a millionaire; however, this money did not positively impact his anxiety, in fact only made it worse, he felt very anxious having all of that money and uncomfy with how much was in his bank account. Thusly, he spontaneously spent all of the money on a personal airplane. Of course, he did not realize how large he truly was, and was distraught when he discovered he was unable to fit into this airplane. However, he was now stuck with this plane. He could not sell it because he had voided the warranty when he filled the plane up with Diesel at KwikFil Gas Station in [[Nebraska City]].
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Frederick Heineman Tragedia

2026-09-02T07:33:13Z

Fabafaba324: Created page with "Frederick, despite his appearance, was 110 feet tall and flaming. Frederick Heineman Tragedia was one of 8 million bugspawn of Malike Tragedia. He was a gargantuan being who sought only to be loved, but who was far too massive to ever be loved. Everywhere he went, he devestated people and things; he burned down forests, trampled villages, and killed people with simple steps. He experienced severe panic attacks and anxie..."

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2026-09-02T07:28:35Z

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Thin Lizzy

2026-09-02T07:25:57Z

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[[File:Thin Lizzy.png|thumb|Thin Lizzy]]
Thin Lizzy was a makeup artist and professional disguise master whose career was primarily focused on creating affordable makeups and cosmetic products for [[Cryptoid|Cryptoids]], demons and daedric entities. This makeup was promised by Thin Lizzy to reduce unsightly details such as flaming skin, goat horns, damned tattoos, and other clear indications of nonmortality which rotted ones sought to conceal.

== Cowardice ==
She fled the [[United States of America|United States]] in 4 BB after her premeire product, 'Lizzy's Demon-Away' was revealed to be a total sham. This was revealed when one of the bugspawn of [[Malike Tragedia]], [[Frederick Heineman Tragedia]], attempted to apply Lizzy's Demon-Away (LDA) and subsequently attempted to enter a Kroger's grocery store in [[Nebraska City, Kansas]]. Unfortunartunately, the effects of Thin Lizzy's makeup were negligible, and Frederick Heineman Tragedia was chased out of the store by overweight employees on mobility scooters, who wielded pitch forks and swords, threatening to behead Frederick purely because he was a 110 foot tall demon.

== Legal Troubles ==
Frederick was traumatized by this incident, and sought $1 million in damages (emotional trauma) from Thin Lizzy. Lizzy only possessed a total net worth of $600,000 USD in assets. Thusly, a court ruled in Frederick's favor, and Lizzy was forced to liquidate her business and assets, including her townhome and car. This was not pleasurable to Thin Lizzy, who refused to comply with the court order, and viciously bit the court officer who attempted to serve notice of her conviction at her doorstep. This man was rushed to the hospital and subsequently succumbed to his injuries, earning Thin Lizzy several new charges, including Aggravated Assault, Conspiracy against the Government, and Manslaughter of the 1st Degree. Additionally, a charge of Contempt of Court was brought against Lizzy when she failed to comply with the court documents the officer had delivered to her doorstep. A warrant was issued for her arrest by [[Kansas]] State Police, and a nationwide manhunt was exhumed in an effort to entrap and bring justice for the deceased court officer; but, perhaps more importantly, Frederick.

== Jaundice ==
Thin Lizzy suffered from [[Jaundice]], a discoloration disorder which resulted from low oxygen in the blood and failure to breathe correctly. This was potentially due to her lack of nose or sinuses or blood. Following her convictions, she attempted to go into hiding. She attempted to use her line of cosmetics to blend in with the common folk of [[Nebraska City]]. She believed that if she simply lay low for a few weeks, all would be forgotten and forgiven. She during this time also began to consume more fruit and vegetables.

Unfortunately for Lizzy, as mentioned previously, the actual efficacy of her makeup and cosmetics was highly dubious. Unbenknownst to Thin Lizzy, her makeup failed to conceal her gaping, bleeding maw of a mouth, hollow black eye sockets, and smooth bone protrusion where a nose should be. Her makeup also failed to conceal her freakish height and weight, both of which were 1.5x the size of a normal person.

Thusly, Lizzy was apprehended at a Whole Foods Grocery Store on the corner of Mullberry Street and Grape Road in the Fuckwool neighborhood of [[Nebraska City]]. After attempting to devour a K9 unit, Thin Lizzy was shot dead by FBI agents. Her body lifelessly melted into a black sludge and seeped back into the ground, from whence she had came.

== Dedications ==
A memorial was arranged by Thin Lizzy's mother, [[Ish'massie]], who held a funeral at the Nebraska City Jefferson Funeral Home. There were no attendees. Thusly, the funeral was cancelled, and Ish'massie grieved alone.
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