Editing Cybetronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco

[[File:Officer.jpg|thumb|The Lower-Class Unit (Officer Class- Level 1) of the Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco. ]]
The Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco (abbreviated unhelpfully as CPDONSF) was a division of the San Francisco County Police Department, which was created by The Grand Duchy of California, Governor Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium, in 2 AB. The Department was conceived for two reasons; firstly, because crime was becoming so rampant in the rapidly developing and unstable [[North American Overlorddom]], and secondly, because the police were lazy and didn't actually care about doing their jobs that much. 

== Cybertronic Police Tesla War ==
In 3 AB, just two months after their inception on November 30, the Cybertronic Police Department's Western Node (from which the Officers all recieved their programming for the day) was attacked by a seemingly-rogue Tesla Model X automobile. The Western Hive Mind was severely damaged when the vehicle smashed through the wall at 200 km/h and obliterated the server room. As a result, nearly fifty Cybertronic Officers fell unconscious for nearly six hours. 

Entrepreneur and closeted war criminal [[Elon Tusk]], who was beginning to be investigated for potential involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], was subpoenad for yet another Overlorddish Investigatium, this time for an inquiry as to why one of his vehicles had attempted to debilitate the Golden city's Great American Police Department. 

Elon was summoned to [[Memphis, Tennessee]], and brought before the [[Grand Court]] (the reformed Supreme Court, which consisted of only one justice, that being Minister of Speech and former [[The Board of Waifuria|Board of Waifuria]] Chairman [[James L. Fuck]]). James L. Fuck, after reviewing the footage of the Tesla attack for several hours, declared Elon was innocent (as the Grand Court ruled that the car had exhibited 'suicidal tendencies', which explained the 'kamikaze event' at the Western Node). However, Grand Justice Fuck declared that should any further malicious contact occur between