Editing 2 Wooked

2 Wooked was a vile meal prepared by the most vile of [[Humash]] which consisted of Rotted Bear Testicles, woodchips, and Bunnings Hot Dogs, and [[Rob Rio]]'s Lave Chicken.  It was one of the oldest recipes ever contrived on Earth, having been passed down from the earliest Humash and frequently served in the Humash city of [[Capitle]]. 

Preparation was as follows: 

Let Bear Testicles rot for 1-2 years in a dank, fungal area. After rotting, place them in a large pot of 4 cups boiling vegetable oil. Let them sizzle for 3 hours. Next, add 44 teaspoons pine or oak woodchips (mulch for additional taste). Finally, garnish with frozen Bunnings hot dogs. Play [[Rob Rio]]'s Lave Chicken song while consuming the meal for maximum effect.