Editing Aubergine

The Aubergine is the existential nemesis of all life and matter in the Omniverse. If the [[Legume]] were compared to God, The Aubergine must be described as 100 times worse than Satan (or almost as damned as [[Portland Oregon]]). 
[[File:Aubergine (AVERT EYES).jpg|thumb|The Aubergine, Photographed through the 4KM thick Graphene composite wall that contains it at San Bernadino Detention Facility. ]]

== Inception ==
It is widely speculated that the Aubergine was synthesized to be the opposite of the Legume in every way. The two are believed to operate as a diad of checks and balances. Little is known about the Aubergine, as it is the one subject the Legume appears unable (or unwilling) to discuss. 

=== Effects ===
Any being to come within 1 KM of the Aubergine is said to begin physically dissipating, atom by atom, experiencing total atomic annihilation (if not removed from the premises) within 4 hours. The skin is left behind. While some researchers believe this is a defense mechanism of the Aubergine, individuals who have been in contact with the Aubergine (and survived), describe the feeling as "the Aubergine beckoning each individual nanoparticle to its eternal embrace." These individuals report a feeling of comfort, ecstasy, and, (oddly enough), a feeling of sexual climax beginning with the first atom and reaching its maximum as the final atoms of the internal organs leave the human body. 
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Eggplant


Annihilation Instance 3B


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=== Rivalries ===

==== G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) ====
The Aubergine and [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man]] (Timefracture Alpha) are known to engage in cosmic disputes, from time to time. Most recently, on May 30, 2 A.B., the Aubergine temporarily shut down G-Man Alpha's Instagram Account. This greatly displeased him, and several thousand deaths were reported before the account was recovered. 

==== Legume ====
Although both entities appear to be completely stationary, many beings with a propensity for sensing the higher dimensions report that the two squabble and bicker constantly, with entire conversations beginning and ending at about the speed of one rotation of the average pulsar star.