Editing Rob Rio

[[File:ImageRobRio.png|thumb|Rob Rio]]
Rob Rio was a sentient CD (Compact Disc) who contained around a dozen spanish-style jazz songs. Rob Rio inserted himself into CD players and harshly emitted his swooning tunes; often sending men and women alike to the floor with awe at the beauty of his musics. This resulted, frequently, in car accidents due to ear-spawned eargasms caused by the smooth enticingness of his tunes. A nationwide manhunt was initiated for Rob Rio. However, he was not going down without a fight. He used his sharp edges to slit the throat of anyone who dared cross his grandeur and sovereign musical domain. He was arrested by the Minnewaska SWAT Unit on April 5, 45 AB, following attempted coercion of an underage Nintendo Switch Cartridge. He was detained using a large titanium box and brought to [[Guantanamo Bay]], where he was charged with 8 years in prison. When he was released, he fled to Asia with a new alias 'Rio Rob', and propegated several compact disc and XBOX children with a female game console, [[Evangaligne XBOX 360 II]]. He lived a peaceful existence raising his music medium children, until [[Genghis Khan-Tron]] discovered his location. A bloody battle ensued; Rob's slicing sides killed 20,000 Mongolian Cybertribesmen; Rob's family suffered no fatalities. Genghis was forced to retreat. In the next Mongolian election, Rob Rio was elected Consulate defeating incumbent Genghis Khan-Tron with a margin of 56-42 (2% deceased). Rob, despite having very little connecotion to Mongolia, succeeded in this role; being elected for 3 consecutive terms. He was internned into the Mongolian Leader Hall of Fame and honored at the [[No Bell Peace Price]] Conference in Munich, [[Germany 2|Germany II]]. 

Rob Rio retired from public service in 89 AB, and thusly took up playing the harp; he found his now-dull disc blades were the perfect tool to pluck that beauitiful instrument. After 10 years of solo practice and publication, Rob Rio was invited to join the Great Orchestra of Europe in [[Liepzig]] as their cheif Harpist. This was a grand honor; Rob however declined, electing to spend his remaining years on his steppe in [[Mongolia]] with his family and grandchildrem. Rob passed away peacefully on 5 June, 104 AB, surrounded by his loved ones in the Mongolia Rob Rio Memorial Hospital (Preemptively Dedicated). 

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