Editing Threemasons

[[File:Three Masons.png|thumb|Three Mason]]
The Threemasons were a highly exclusive and secretive council of [[Schizophrenia (Disambiguation)|schizophrenics]] who busied themselves with spreading the gospel of 3. No, there was no special sacriligious text known as the 'gospel of 3'. The Threemasons simply found the number 3 to be incredibly spritiually satisfying and sought to enlighten their fellow man and alien on the extraordinary splendour of 3. 

The Threemasons met in three-sided pyramids known as 'Thremples'. However, the Threemasons were unaware that a three-sided object in the third dimension was fundamentally impossible, and thusly they were in reality warshipping in four-sided pyramids. When this was found out, a great hubbub was had, resulting in the exection of 18 burmese mountain lions. 

It was through this same logic, though, that famed Threemason Founder [[Thresaguilers]] (333,333 BB- 333,331 AB) determined the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid|Bass Pro Shops Pyramid]] to have be in fact a five-sided object (four sides above ground and the floor). This unfortunately spurred a massive exodus from the Threemason society, with many believing that to have been a divine sign that Five, not Three, was the Holiest of numbers. This was backed up by the [[Five Warden]].