Editing William Howard Taft

[[File:Taft.png|thumb|William Howard Taft, in 101 B.B.]]
William Howard Taft, otherwise known as William Taft, was a [[M.T.O.|M.T.O]] footsoldier, and a frequent flyer with Delta airlines. William aged in reverse, and twice as slow as a normal human, but died an unfortunate early death due to a combination of Stage 7 Diabetes and Soul-Hell Embalmment in the [[Downward Spiral]]. He was only 132 years old.

Taft served as President of the [[United States of America|United States]] in your universe, but in the Rick Hernia Omniverse, President Not-A-Combine served during his term. 
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Soul- Downward Spiral Infinitesimal Quandry|species=Human|gender=Male|height=6'1|weight=467 lbs.|eyes=Blue}}