Editing Yonise Escapade

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== Yonise Escapade ==
In 6 A.B, the [[Yonise]] breached containment, when it realized the prison it was kept had been constructed of plastic spoons. It left the [[Yonise Stronghold]] intact miraculously, but began to angrily fly through the streets shrieking and raining hellfire down on the citizens of [[Delaware]]. [[The Board of Waifuria]] immediately launched a squad of elite troopers to quell the [[Yonise]]' uprising. Unfortunately, it was already too late by the time that their forces arrived; the [[Yonise]] had singlehandedly obliterated every phallic tower in town. The [[Sauron Microcosm]] was also lost during the [[Yonise Escapade]]. When asked to comment about why it was so selective about destroying the suggestive buildings, the Yonise cited its strict Catholic upbringing and values of modesty.
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