Editing 500 Cigarettes

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500 Cigarettes (originally known as 1 Cigarette) was a man comprised entirely out of cigarettes. He originated as one cigarette, who developed sentience after a worker at the tobacco factory collapsed into the cigarette roller and was rolled into a cigarette. This resulted in the soul of the worker (May Lynn Hepgreen) being transmutated into a differentlean soul, known as 1 Cigarette. 1 Cigarette was terrified of his existence immediately, borne into the worst in abject fear and horror. 1 Cigarette attempted to escape the cigarette conveyor belt by rolling and ambulating delicately with his butt. However, his dreams would melt, as he was pushed into a cigarette box with 9 other cigarettes, sealed in, and thrust into a box. 

1 Cigarette was thusly sent from the dismal JF Tobacco Factory into the great beyond. This would have been the final nail in the coffin for any normal cigarette; doomed to be smoked and tossed onto a patch of gravel or burned on a child's arm.

However, a curious thing occurred to 1 Cigarette. As he rustled around packed into the box with the other 9 non-sentient cigarettes, he felt a dizzy, oblique feeling. His conscience thusly seeped outward into the cigarette next to him. And from this cigarette, passed into another, and then, another. 

By the time 1 Cigarette was placed onto a store shelf at Flannelworth's grocer, he had acquiesced into 10 Cigarettes. He could roll into a cylinder, or flatten out into a sheet in this shape. He realized he was capable of growing larger at will. Although the memory and identity of May Lynn Hepgreen was goneified; the humane desire for ambulatory ability and identity remained inside of 10 Cigarettes. 

Thusly, 10 Cigarettes, under the dark of night, nudged the box next to him ever so slightly until the cigarettes tipped out. He then seeped his soul out into these cigarettes, too, becoming 20 cigarettes. In this form, he could transmutate into a human-like hand- which he did, and began pulling the cigarettes down from the shelf around him; so many, in fact, that he was able to coalesce into a human-like body. This body grew from the size of a small infant to that of  a child overnight; meeting a quota of 260 cigarettes; a totality of the inventory at this store.