Editing Bereavement O Flanagan





Bereavement O Flanagan was an Irish-American tap dancing prodigy and bubblegom salesperson. Bereavement, whose families affectionately called 'Berry', was one of the most jubilant and well-spectacled individuals in the 14053 Zip Postal Code jurisdiction. Bereavement was engaged in a multiplicitious polyamorous relationship with a lathe salesperson and engineer, Vasoline Soundbottom, and an elderly, demention-ridden rot-minded eccentric egobillionaire named [[Q. P. Anonymous]]. This relationship was complicated, as Bereavement was aromantic, Vasoline was asexual, and Q.P. was incontinent. However, this relationship was ultimately incredibly successful for all 3 parties, given the magnificent Tri-Wedding venue selected by their surrogate and oatmeal preparer, the 'Damascus Paper Spider'. The Damacus Paper Spider, sponsored by the state of [[Kurdistan]], was a wedding venue was a massive paper sculpture conducted with just enough electricty to give those who stepped on it a proper static shock. The officiant of the wedding was [[Mohammad Rajab Wali]], who officiated from the comfort of his superpowered mobility scooter .