Editing Bite of '87

[[File:Bite87.png|thumb|A hunk of obliterated Bwemer city, floating through space. ]]
The Bite of ‘87 was a cataclysmic mass extinction event which occurred on [[Nex Kroasis]] and across the Omniverse in 87 B.B.

== Heart of Kroasis ==
The [[Bwemer]] had murdered the Old God [[Kroasis]], and his sundered corpse has formed the Kroasis system. The planet [[Nex Kroasis]], which was created from the celestial being’s heart, had ironically been subject to  Bwemer colonization, eventually becoming the Bwemer surrogate homeworld, after leaving [[Vim]].

The [[Bwemer]] were, unfortunately, major polluters. They had severely damaged the atmosphere of [[Vim]], and they had quickly began polluting the atmosphere of [[Nex Kroasis]] with Redstone gas. 

Seeing this further desecration of his brother’s corpse, [[Leosis]], god of planets and moons, became infuriated. He traveled to [[Nex Kroasis]] in a mortal form, claiming to be a messenger from the gods and demanding the [[Bwemer]] leave [[Nex Kroasis]] at once.

The Bwemer killed this mortal form.

== Extinction of the Bwemer ==
[[Leosis]] was secretly gleeful at this, as he felt this justified his next action. Leosis traveled to [[Nex Kroasis]] in his Celestial form (roughly 5x the size of Jupiter). He bent over the planet and carefully bit off the [[Bwemer]] capital city of Marrin. He then licked every Bwemer off of the surface. When he had finished with [[Nex Kroasis]], he traveled through the rest of the Omniverse, careful to eat every last Bwemer (and only Bwemer). When the day was done, Leosis relaxed. He felt justice had been done.

== Damnation of Leosis ==
[[Author|The Author]] was rather annoyed at Leosis for this interference with the course of time, but neglected to undo his son’s actions. The Author sentenced him to one hundred years of damnation on [[Pluto (City)|Pluto]]. 

== Planetary Pizzeria ==
Leosis started a restaurant here, known as the Planetary Pizzeria. He crafted delicious highly detailed miniature planets out of chocolate for his guests, and even named his Xen crystal pizza the “Bite of ‘87”. When guests asked what this meant, he happily recounted the tale of his Grand Bwemer [[Factorium]].

== Unforeseen Consequences ==
With the Bwemer gone, the [[Combine]] had no equal adversary left in the Omniverse. Thus began the age of Combine Expansion, Culminating in the 200-year Great META War, after which Combine expansion would stagnate and the [[Waifurian Empire]] would begin expanding in their place. 

Had [[Leosis]] not eaten the [[Bwemer]], the Omniverse would not have ended prematurely. The [[Combine]] would have remained Quelled, The [[The great META war|Great META War]] would never have happened, and the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Mummy]] would have remained a harmless, powerless, unimportant Wolf Man for all eternity.

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