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	Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds and God of Sugar. Alduin was unfortunately responsible for the [[Destruction of Old Earth\|Destruction of Earth]], as well as several parking violations in the city of [[Briggards, Masachussetts]].		Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds and God of Sugar. Alduin was unfortunately responsible for the [[Destruction of Old Earth\|Destruction of Earth]], as well as several parking violations in the city of [[Briggards, Masachussetts]].

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	== Early Life ==		== Early Life ==
	Alduin was birthed to his father, [[~~Chraunor\|~~Akatosh]], and his mother, [[6]], in 420 B.B. Alduin attended Little Tykes Boarding School in [[America Aeterna]], where his mother resided ([[~~Chraunor\|~~Akatosh]] was too large for the housing accomodations in this region). Alduin was frequently mocked and bullied by the other school children, mostly due to the fact he was a forty-foot long dragon. Alduin was banished from the Little Tykes Boarding School after an unfortunate verbal disagreement with his music educator resulted in the 'Arts & Crafts' wing of the school burning to a crisp.		Alduin was birthed to his father, [[Akatosh]], and his mother, [[6]], in 420 B.B. Alduin attended Little Tykes Boarding School in [[America Aeterna]], where his mother resided ([[Akatosh]] was too large for the housing accomodations in this region). Alduin was frequently mocked and bullied by the other school children, mostly due to the fact he was a forty-foot long dragon. Alduin was banished from the Little Tykes Boarding School after an unfortunate verbal disagreement with his music educator resulted in the 'Arts & Crafts' wing of the school burning to a crisp.

	== G-Man Relations (Poor) ==		== G-Man Relations (Poor) ==
	Alduin then returned home to [[6]], but was rather confused by the presence of a strange individual in the family house. [[G- Man\|The G-Man]] had begun courting [[6]] for unknown reasons. [[6]] instructed Alduin to keep quiet about her affair, lest Akatosh find out. [[G- Man\|G-Man]] attempted to connect with Alduin, cooking delicious meals of headcrab jambalaya and roast vortigaunt to share with Alduin. Alduin, a staunch vegan, refused these dishes, and politely asked the G-Man to stop cooking sentient beings. The G-Man obliged, but began leaving [[Xen]] crystals in Alduin's bedsheets.		Alduin then returned home to [[6]], but was rather confused by the presence of a strange individual in the family house. [[G- Man\|The G-Man]] had begun courting [[6]] for unknown reasons. [[6]] instructed Alduin to keep quiet about her affair, lest [[Akatosh]] find out. [[G- Man\|G-Man]] attempted to connect with Alduin, cooking delicious meals of headcrab jambalaya and roast vortigaunt to share with Alduin. Alduin, a staunch vegan, refused these dishes, and politely asked the G-Man to stop cooking sentient beings. The G-Man obliged, but began leaving [[Xen]] crystals in Alduin's bedsheets.

	== Daddy Issues ==		== Daddy Issues ==
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	== Early Life ==		== Early Life ==
	Alduin was birthed to his father, Akatosh, and his mother, [[6]], in 420 B.B. Alduin attended Little Tykes Boarding School in [[America Aeterna]], where his mother resided (Akatosh was too large for the housing accomodations in this region). Alduin was frequently mocked and bullied by the other school children, mostly due to the fact he was a forty-foot long dragon. Alduin was banished from the Little Tykes Boarding School after an unfortunate verbal disagreement with his music educator resulted in the 'Arts & Crafts' wing of the school burning to a crisp.		Alduin was birthed to his father, [[Chraunor\|Akatosh]], and his mother, [[6]], in 420 B.B. Alduin attended Little Tykes Boarding School in [[America Aeterna]], where his mother resided ([[Chraunor\|Akatosh]] was too large for the housing accomodations in this region). Alduin was frequently mocked and bullied by the other school children, mostly due to the fact he was a forty-foot long dragon. Alduin was banished from the Little Tykes Boarding School after an unfortunate verbal disagreement with his music educator resulted in the 'Arts & Crafts' wing of the school burning to a crisp.

	== G-Man Relations (Poor) ==		== G-Man Relations (Poor) ==

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	== Nirn ==		== Nirn ==
	After witnessing Alduin's incredible power, the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]] had thought it neccessary to contain the dragon's destructive ~~power~~. He encased Alduin in a synthetic planet, [[Nirn]], and created two satellites, Masser and Secunda, from the sundered corpse of [[Mike Pence]] (and other materials). Here Alduin dwelled for the rest of his days, alone and trapped in an empty, hollow sphere.		After witnessing Alduin's incredible power, the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]] had thought it neccessary to contain the dragon's destructive essence. He encased Alduin in a synthetic planet, [[Nirn]], and created two satellites, Masser and Secunda, from the sundered corpse of [[Mike Pence]] (and other materials). Here Alduin dwelled for the rest of his days, alone and trapped in an empty, hollow sphere.

	== Family Matters ==		== Family Matters ==

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-Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds and God of Candy. Alduin was unfortunately responsible for the [[Destruction of Old Earth|Destruction of Earth]], as well as several parking violations in the city of [[Briggards, Masachussetts]].
+Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds and God of Sugar. Alduin was unfortunately responsible for the [[Destruction of Old Earth|Destruction of Earth]], as well as several parking violations in the city of [[Briggards, Masachussetts]].
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 == Daddy Issues ==
-The G-Man desired for Alduin to view him as a father figure.
+The G-Man desired for Alduin to view him as a father figure. Alduin told him only saw [[G- Man|G-Man]] as a homewrecker, and began distancing himself from G-Man. In 380 B.B, [[G- Man|The G-Man]] grew furious with Alduin, and eventually made the Grave Mistake of contacting Akatosh, Alduin's father, about the young dragon's behavior.
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	Alduin then returned home to [[6]], but was rather confused by the presence of a strange individual in the family house. [[G- Man\|The G-Man]] had begun courting [[6]] for unknown reasons. [[6]] instructed Alduin to keep quiet about her affair, lest Akatosh find out. [[G- Man\|G-Man]] attempted to connect with Alduin, cooking delicious meals of headcrab jambalaya and roast vortigaunt to share with Alduin. Alduin, a staunch vegan, refused these dishes, and politely asked the G-Man to stop cooking sentient beings. The G-Man obliged, but began leaving [[Xen]] crystals in Alduin's bedsheets.		Alduin then returned home to [[6]], but was rather confused by the presence of a strange individual in the family house. [[G- Man\|The G-Man]] had begun courting [[6]] for unknown reasons. [[6]] instructed Alduin to keep quiet about her affair, lest Akatosh find out. [[G- Man\|G-Man]] attempted to connect with Alduin, cooking delicious meals of headcrab jambalaya and roast vortigaunt to share with Alduin. Alduin, a staunch vegan, refused these dishes, and politely asked the G-Man to stop cooking sentient beings. The G-Man obliged, but began leaving [[Xen]] crystals in Alduin's bedsheets.

	The G-Man desired for Alduin to		== Daddy Issues ==
			The G-Man desired for Alduin to view him as a father figure.

	[[Category:Gods]]		[[Category:Gods]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 00:35, 2 August 2022

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	[[File:Alduin.png\|thumb\|Alduin, using his eyes. ]]		[[File:Alduin.png\|thumb\|Alduin, using his eyes. ]]
	Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds and God of Candy. Alduin was unfortunately responsible for the [[Destruction of Old Earth\|Destruction of Earth]], as well as several parking violations in the city of Briggards, Masachussetts.		Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds and God of Candy. Alduin was unfortunately responsible for the [[Destruction of Old Earth\|Destruction of Earth]], as well as several parking violations in the city of [[Briggards, Masachussetts]].

	{{Character\|name=Alduin\|aliases=Destroyer of Worlds		{{Character\|name=Alduin\|aliases=Destroyer of Worlds

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	{{Character\|name=Alduin\|aliases=Destroyer of Worlds		{{Character\|name=Alduin\|aliases=Destroyer of Worlds

	~~God of Candy~~
			Sweetie

	Emperor Valvovine		Emperor Valvovine

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 00:28, 2 August 2022

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-Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds, and was responsible for the [[Destruction of Old Earth|Destruction of Earth]].
+Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds and God of Candy. Alduin was unfortunately responsible for the [[Destruction of Old Earth|Destruction of Earth]], as well as several parking violations in the city of Briggards, Masachussetts.
 == Early Life ==
-Alduin was birthed to his father, Akatosh, and his mother, [[6]], in 400,532 B.B. Alduin
+Alduin was birthed to his father, Akatosh, and his mother, [[6]], in 420 B.B. Alduin attended Little Tykes Boarding School in [[America Aeterna]], where his mother resided (Akatosh was too large for the housing accomodations in this region). Alduin was frequently mocked and bullied by the other school children, mostly due to the fact he was a forty-foot long dragon. Alduin was banished from the Little Tykes Boarding School after an unfortunate verbal disagreement with his music educator resulted in the 'Arts & Crafts' wing of the school burning to a crisp.