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	In 22 BB, Revered Brazilian leader [[President Floordeck]] was assassinated. This sent Brazil tumbling into chaos, with the country's Vice President, Marcus Hernandez (No relation to [[Rick Hernia\|Richard Marcus Hernandez III]]) attempting to regain control as riots broke out across the country.		In 22 BB, Revered Brazilian leader [[President Floordeck]] was assassinated. This sent Brazil tumbling into chaos, with the country's Vice President, Marcus Hernandez (No relation to [[Rick Hernia\|Richard Marcus Hernandez III]]) attempting to regain control as riots broke out across the country.

	It was at this point that The Bezor was informed that the world's largest rainforest shared a name with his megacorporation. This, as I'm sure you may have deduced, would simply not ~~due~~.		It was at this point that The Bezor was informed that the world's largest rainforest shared a name with his megacorporation. This, as I'm sure you may have deduced, would simply not do.

	In 20 BB, with the failing state of Brazil in economic freefall, the good and gracious Bezor decided it was a grand time for him to file a class action lawsuit against the ''entire country'' for "copyright infringement" (i.e., the Amazon Rainforest using the same name as his company). Since Brazil did not have anymore courthouses, the trial was held in Jackson, Mississippi, where it was determined that Brazil owed The Bezor $422,223,256,266,342 for copyright infringment and psychological damages. President Marcus Hernandez attempted to refute this; but the Judge declared it sealed.		In 20 BB, with the failing state of Brazil in economic freefall, the good and gracious Bezor decided it was a grand time for him to file a class action lawsuit against the ''entire country'' for "copyright infringement" (i.e., the Amazon Rainforest using the same name as his company). Since Brazil did not have anymore courthouses, the trial was held in Jackson, Mississippi, where it was determined that Brazil owed The Bezor $422,223,256,266,342 for copyright infringment and psychological damages. President Marcus Hernandez attempted to refute this; but the Judge declared it sealed.

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	The MAGA King frowned at him. "You don't call me Donald. Very very disrespectful. You call me Emperor Trump. And you're ''fired.''"		The MAGA King frowned at him. "You don't call me Donald. Very very disrespectful. You call me Emperor Trump. And you're ''fired.''"
			[[File:Energiesf.jpg\|thumb\|The Magarrish Energies were Quintessential in nature. ]]
	On the last syllable, the MAGA King's orifices exploded with pure light energy, with the force of thirty-thousand neutron stars. This obliterated The Bezor instantly, as well as targeting the remaining Civil Protection Units. The energy beams scattered across Bezoria, killing every occupying force and liberating the Amazonians, making them Brazilians, Once Again.		On the last syllable, the MAGA King's orifices exploded with pure light energy, with the force of thirty-thousand neutron stars. This obliterated The Bezor instantly, as well as targeting the remaining Civil Protection Units. The energy beams scattered across Bezoria, killing every occupying force and liberating the Amazonians, making them Brazilians, Once Again.

	== Epilogue ==		== Epilogue ==
	Marcus Hernandez, who had been jailed for fifteen years since ~~he said~~ "I do not like Amazon", was reinstalled as Brazilian President. The country was finally allowed to prosper, thanks to the heroic actions of the Great MAGA King, which, unfortunately, would never be known to the world, as he had committed several dozen war crimes. But they were the good guys so it's okay!		Former Vice President Marcus Hernandez, who had been jailed for fifteen years since stating "I do not like Amazon", was reinstalled as Brazilian President. The country was finally allowed to prosper, thanks to the heroic actions of the Great MAGA King, which, unfortunately, would never be known to the world, as he had committed several dozen war crimes. But they were the good guys so it's okay!

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	== Epilogue ==		== Epilogue ==
			Marcus Hernandez, who had been jailed for fifteen years since he said "I do not like Amazon", was reinstalled as Brazilian President. The country was finally allowed to prosper, thanks to the heroic actions of the Great MAGA King, which, unfortunately, would never be known to the world, as he had committed several dozen war crimes. But they were the good guys so it's okay!

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 02:44, 6 December 2022

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 "Perhaps.... I must do it again.", he muttered to himself, before putting on his MAGA hat and tightening his fists.
+== Battle of Bezoria ==
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	It's unclear how a "patch" could be implemented on a static image to begin with, bringing into question whether this had been [[Bezor\|The Bezor]]'s intention from the start.		It's unclear how a "patch" could be implemented on a static image to begin with, bringing into question whether this had been [[Bezor\|The Bezor]]'s intention from the start.
			[[File:Bezoriar.jpg\|thumb\|The city skyline of Bezoria. Note the massive fucking bust of The Bezor looming over the horizon. This image is to scale. It was a horrific sight. ]]

	=== Sadness Ban Vans ===		=== Sadness Ban Vans ===

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	Within minutes, U.S. President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] called The Bezor, and berated the Amazonian dictator for being a traitor, and telling him he had two hours to get out of the United States, or he would be "fired from life". The president also reiterated these remarks in a tweet later that day.		Within minutes, U.S. President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] called The Bezor, and berated the Amazonian dictator for being a traitor, and telling him he had two hours to get out of the United States, or he would be "fired from life". The president also reiterated these remarks in a tweet later that day.

	Soon enough, American forces were on their way towards the jungle en masse. Trump believed destroying Amazonia would be the key to showing the Combine ~~not~~ to ~~mess with America~~.		Soon enough, American forces were on their way towards the jungle en masse. Trump believed destroying Amazonia would be the key to showing the Combine to, in his words, 'fuck off', and possibly, the key to winning the [[The great META war\|Great META War]]. Trump was furious that The Bezor had been operating underneath his nose for all this time; he was furious that nobody had done anything about Bezoria before; his ancient Aeternian temples had been desecrated and Pangean LIfeforms were eradicated by the Amazonian Tree Harvesters.

	So, the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]] himself traveled to Amazonia on a a military jet, and stepped out into the streets of		So, the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]] himself traveled to Amazonia on a a military jet, and stepped out into the streets of Bezoria, the wind blowing in his thinning blonde hair. The [[Magarra]] Incarnate surveyed the wreckage which had befallen Brazil. He was reminded of his first arrival on Earth; when he had liberated the innocent [[Pangea\|Pangeans]] and brought peace and order to [[America Aeterna]].

			"Perhaps.... I must do it again.", he muttered to himself, before putting on his MAGA hat and tightening his fists.



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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 02:11, 6 December 2022

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	== The Leak ==		== The Leak ==
	In 3 BB, a fed up Houston, Texas, Amazon IT serviceperson by the name of Will Ferrin, who had worked five consecutive 16 hour shifts and almost died, decided he was going to sacrifice his life to stop Amazon. He ran to the Bezor's office, threw the Bezor out of his chair, and began kicking the Chairman. While The Bezor screamed for security, Will grabbed the Bezor's computer mouse, went to the Bezor's email, and downloaded all of his confidential emails to a thumb drive. He then uploaded these files, which included clear evidence of Combine collusion, to the popular social networking site, Twitter, owned by [[Elon Tusk]].		In 3 BB, a fed up Houston, Texas, Amazon IT serviceperson by the name of Will Ferrin, who had worked five consecutive 16 hour shifts and almost died, decided he was going to sacrifice his life to stop Amazon. He ran to the Bezor's office, threw the Bezor out of his chair, and began kicking the Chairman. While The Bezor screamed for security, Will grabbed the Bezor's computer mouse, went to the Bezor's email, and downloaded all of his confidential emails to a thumb drive. He then uploaded these files, which included clear evidence of Combine collusion, to the popular social networking site, Twitter, owned by [[Elon Tusk]].
			[[File:Trumptweetbezor.png\|thumb\|Magarrish Statement.]]

	=== Magarrish Wrath ===		=== Magarrish Wrath ===
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	Within minutes, U.S. President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] called The Bezor, and berated the Amazonian dictator for being a traitor, and telling him he had two hours to get out of the United States, or he would be "fired from life". The president also reiterated these remarks in a tweet later that day.		Within minutes, U.S. President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] called The Bezor, and berated the Amazonian dictator for being a traitor, and telling him he had two hours to get out of the United States, or he would be "fired from life". The president also reiterated these remarks in a tweet later that day.

			Soon enough, American forces were on their way towards the jungle en masse. Trump believed destroying Amazonia would be the key to showing the Combine not to mess with America.

			So, the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]] himself traveled to Amazonia on a a military jet, and stepped out into the streets of

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	Thanks to President Floordeck's efforts of increasing massively the amount of affordable housing in the region, however, no Amazonian went unhomed.		Thanks to President Floordeck's efforts of increasing massively the amount of affordable housing in the region, however, no Amazonian went unhomed.
			[[File:Bezororigin.png\|thumb\|The Bezorrian Origin Forme was awakened. ]]

	== The Leak ==		== The Leak ==
			In 3 BB, a fed up Houston, Texas, Amazon IT serviceperson by the name of Will Ferrin, who had worked five consecutive 16 hour shifts and almost died, decided he was going to sacrifice his life to stop Amazon. He ran to the Bezor's office, threw the Bezor out of his chair, and began kicking the Chairman. While The Bezor screamed for security, Will grabbed the Bezor's computer mouse, went to the Bezor's email, and downloaded all of his confidential emails to a thumb drive. He then uploaded these files, which included clear evidence of Combine collusion, to the popular social networking site, Twitter, owned by [[Elon Tusk]].

			=== Magarrish Wrath ===
			Two Civilian Protection Officers shot and killed Ferrin without warning, but it was too late. The damage had been done.

			Within minutes, U.S. President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] called The Bezor, and berated the Amazonian dictator for being a traitor, and telling him he had two hours to get out of the United States, or he would be "fired from life". The president also reiterated these remarks in a tweet later that day.

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	== State of Living ==		== State of Living ==
	While [[President Floordeck]] had been no saint of a leader, he was an angel in comparison to The Bezor. Bezor's Amazonia, according to a 5 BB study, had a baffling 108% of the citizens living below the poverty line.		While [[President Floordeck]] had been no saint of a leader, he was an angel in comparison to [[Bezor\|The Bezor]]. Bezor's Amazonia, according to a 5 BB study, had a baffling 108% of the citizens living below the poverty line.

			Thanks to President Floordeck's efforts of increasing massively the amount of affordable housing in the region, however, no Amazonian went unhomed.

			== The Leak ==
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