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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 14:27, 30 August 2022

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	The Union soldiers and Mad Men immediately turned to face outward, seeking the invisible assailant through the darkness of the night. They listened closely for footsteps. One Union Soldier shot his musket randomly out into the sky, and heard it land in the forest several hundred feet away. Several seconds later, another beam of light cut both of his legs in half at the knee, sending his torso tumbling into the ice-cold creek water.		The Union soldiers and Mad Men immediately turned to face outward, seeking the invisible assailant through the darkness of the night. They listened closely for footsteps. One Union Soldier shot his musket randomly out into the sky, and heard it land in the forest several hundred feet away. Several seconds later, another beam of light cut both of his legs in half at the knee, sending his torso tumbling into the ice-cold creek water.

	The soldier was writhing in pain and screaming. The other soldiers ~~them~~ turned to face him, and one of his comrades began attempting to stop the bleeding with a handkerchief. A Mad Man performed a healing spell on the soldier, but was beheaded by yet another mysterious green light just seconds before completing the spell.		The soldier was writhing in pain and screaming. The other soldiers then turned to face him, and one of his comrades began attempting to stop the bleeding with a handkerchief. A Mad Man performed a healing spell on the soldier, but was beheaded by yet another mysterious green light just seconds before completing the spell.

	One by one, the Mad Men and Soldiers began being picked off, their assassin lurking silently in the darkness of the night, occasionally interrupted by a quick beam of green or blue light. The men could hear each other's hearts beating in their throats. The Confederate soldiers, still sitting at the center of the circle, began attempting to crawl away. The Union men paid them no mind.		One by one, the Mad Men and Soldiers began being picked off, their assassin lurking silently in the darkness of the night, occasionally interrupted by a quick beam of green or blue light. The men could hear each other's hearts beating in their throats. The Confederate soldiers, still sitting at the center of the circle, began attempting to crawl away. The Union men paid them no mind.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 14:25, 30 August 2022

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	In several minutes, only one Union Soldier still stood. He quivered in fear, his boots soaked in water, his friends dead and dying in a pile all around him. He saw a beam of light ignite just inches from his face. A hideous mask of bone and metal, contrasted by rotting flesh and piercing, reptilian eyes, was revealed to him in the soft light.		In several minutes, only one Union Soldier still stood. He quivered in fear, his boots soaked in water, his friends dead and dying in a pile all around him. He saw a beam of light ignite just inches from his face. A hideous mask of bone and metal, contrasted by rotting flesh and piercing, reptilian eyes, was revealed to him in the soft light.

	General Grievous lowered his head to mere inches from the terrified soldier's face.		[[General Grievous]] lowered his head to mere inches from the terrified soldier's face.

	"Go now, back to your pitiful army. Tell them what has happened here. Tell them... they must realize... they are ''doomed.''"		"Go now, back to your pitiful army. Tell them what has happened here. Tell them... they must realize... they are ''doomed.''"

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 14:23, 30 August 2022

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	"America is a disease. You will be your own undoing.", General Lee said, through strained breaths. Jeffries laughed, and opened his mouth to reply. He stopped laughing when a green blade of light burst through his chest, killing him instantly.		"America is a disease. You will be your own undoing.", General Lee said, through strained breaths. Jeffries laughed, and opened his mouth to reply. He stopped laughing when a green blade of light burst through his chest, killing him instantly.

	The Union soldiers and Mad Men immediately turned to face outward, seeking the invisible assailant through the darkness of the night. They listened closely for footsteps. One Union Soldier shot his musket randomly out into the sky, and heard it land in the forest several hundred feet away. Several seconds later, another beam of light cut both of his legs in half at the knee, sending his torso tumbling into the ~~thick grass~~.		The Union soldiers and Mad Men immediately turned to face outward, seeking the invisible assailant through the darkness of the night. They listened closely for footsteps. One Union Soldier shot his musket randomly out into the sky, and heard it land in the forest several hundred feet away. Several seconds later, another beam of light cut both of his legs in half at the knee, sending his torso tumbling into the ice-cold creek water.

	The soldier was writhing in pain and screaming. The other soldiers them turned to face him, and one of his comrades began attempting to stop the bleeding with a handkerchief. A Mad Man performed a healing spell on the soldier, but was beheaded by yet another mysterious green light just seconds before completing the spell.		The soldier was writhing in pain and screaming. The other soldiers them turned to face him, and one of his comrades began attempting to stop the bleeding with a handkerchief. A Mad Man performed a healing spell on the soldier, but was beheaded by yet another mysterious green light just seconds before completing the spell.

	One by one, the Mad Men and Soldiers began being picked off, their assassin lurking silently in the darkness of the night, occasionally interrupted by a quick beam of green or blue light. The men could hear each other's hearts beating in their throats. The ~~Combine~~ soldiers, still sitting at the center of the circle, began attempting to crawl away.		One by one, the Mad Men and Soldiers began being picked off, their assassin lurking silently in the darkness of the night, occasionally interrupted by a quick beam of green or blue light. The men could hear each other's hearts beating in their throats. The Confederate soldiers, still sitting at the center of the circle, began attempting to crawl away. The Union men paid them no mind.

			In several minutes, only one Union Soldier still stood. He quivered in fear, his boots soaked in water, his friends dead and dying in a pile all around him. He saw a beam of light ignite just inches from his face. A hideous mask of bone and metal, contrasted by rotting flesh and piercing, reptilian eyes, was revealed to him in the soft light.

			General Grievous lowered his head to mere inches from the terrified soldier's face.

			"Go now, back to your pitiful army. Tell them what has happened here. Tell them... they must realize... they are ''doomed.''"

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 14:19, 30 August 2022

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	They were all so busy fighting, they hadn't noticed the overhead shadow growing in size until it was below the moon, landing off in the field some few hundred feet away.		They were all so busy fighting, they hadn't noticed the overhead shadow growing in size until it was below the moon, landing off in the field some few hundred feet away.

	The Confederates were now completely surrounded by the Union and [[Pennsylvania Mad Men]]. "You all stand accused of acting as traitors to the Republic. What say you in your defense?", Jeffries asked, pushing his sword tighter against Lee's throat.		The Confederates were now completely surrounded by the Union soldiers and [[Pennsylvania Mad Men]]. "You all stand accused of acting as traitors to the Republic. What say you in your defense?", Jeffries asked, pushing his sword tighter against Lee's throat.

			"America is a disease. You will be your own undoing.", General Lee said, through strained breaths. Jeffries laughed, and opened his mouth to reply. He stopped laughing when a green blade of light burst through his chest, killing him instantly.

			The Union soldiers and Mad Men immediately turned to face outward, seeking the invisible assailant through the darkness of the night. They listened closely for footsteps. One Union Soldier shot his musket randomly out into the sky, and heard it land in the forest several hundred feet away. Several seconds later, another beam of light cut both of his legs in half at the knee, sending his torso tumbling into the thick grass.

			The soldier was writhing in pain and screaming. The other soldiers them turned to face him, and one of his comrades began attempting to stop the bleeding with a handkerchief. A Mad Man performed a healing spell on the soldier, but was beheaded by yet another mysterious green light just seconds before completing the spell.

			One by one, the Mad Men and Soldiers began being picked off, their assassin lurking silently in the darkness of the night, occasionally interrupted by a quick beam of green or blue light. The men could hear each other's hearts beating in their throats. The Combine soldiers, still sitting at the center of the circle, began attempting to crawl away.



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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 14:11, 30 August 2022

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	[[File:Moondark.png\|thumb\|It was a dark and stormy night. ]]		[[File:Moondark.png\|thumb\|It was a dark and stormy night. ]]

	==== The Arrival ====		=== The Arrival ===
	By nightfall on July 3, the Mad Men were exhausted, and were beginning to give up hope. They'd been beaten back to a small stream, and were beginning to be rounded up and imprisoned. The few who remained able to fight were dropping fast. The Union army was nowhere to be seen.		By nightfall on July 3, the Mad Men were exhausted, and were beginning to give up hope. They'd been beaten back to a small stream, and were beginning to be rounded up and imprisoned. The few who remained able to fight were dropping fast. The Union army was nowhere to be seen.

	Then, suddenly, a shadow overhead blotted out the moon. Everyone stopped fighting, attempting to make out what was above them. Suddenly, the Battle Hymn of the Republic began blaring over the stream. The Mad Men began cheering. "General Grant has come to save us!" They exclaimed. They heard footsteps in the distance, as well as gunfire. Sure enough, a squadron of Union soldiers arrived on the scene on horseback, trampling the Combine soldiers. The Commander of these troops, Corporal Franklin Jeffries, grabbed Robert E. Lee by the throat and held his sword there. The Confederates immediately froze.		Then, suddenly, a shadow overhead blotted out the moon. Everyone stopped fighting, attempting to make out what was above them. Suddenly, the Battle Hymn of the Republic began blaring over the stream. The Mad Men began cheering. "General Grant has come to save us!" They exclaimed. They heard footsteps in the distance, as well as gunfire. Sure enough, a squadron of Union soldiers arrived on the scene on horseback, trampling the Combine soldiers. The Commander of these troops, Corporal Franklin Jeffries, grabbed Robert E. Lee by the throat and held his sword there. The Confederates immediately froze.

			=== What Say You in Your Defense? ===
	They were all so busy fighting, they hadn't noticed the overhead shadow growing in size until it was below the moon, landing off in the field some few hundred feet away.		They were all so busy fighting, they hadn't noticed the overhead shadow growing in size until it was below the moon, landing off in the field some few hundred feet away.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 14:10, 30 August 2022

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	=== Blood and Bones ===		=== Blood and Bones ===
	The ensuing battle lasted two days, and was one of the bloodiest battles ever on American Soil. The Mad Men performed hideous curses and wretched hexes on the Combine soldiers, transforming several Combine Gunships into miniature figurines. The Combine army fought back though, and the two forces were stuck in a bitter stalemate with no end in sight. The Mad Men continually conjured up Familiar to fight the Confederate troops, and the Combine's limitless supply of soldiers showed no signs of slowing down. The Combine gained the upper hand, and began pushing the Mad Men back to the fields outside of the city.		The ensuing battle lasted two days, and was one of the bloodiest battles ever on American Soil. The Mad Men performed hideous curses and wretched hexes on the Combine soldiers, transforming several Combine Gunships into miniature figurines. The Combine army fought back though, and the two forces were stuck in a bitter stalemate with no end in sight. The Mad Men continually conjured up Familiar to fight the Confederate troops, and the Combine's limitless supply of soldiers showed no signs of slowing down. The Combine gained the upper hand, and began pushing the Mad Men back to the fields outside of the city.
			[[File:Moondark.png\|thumb\|It was a dark and stormy night. ]]

			==== The Arrival ====
			By nightfall on July 3, the Mad Men were exhausted, and were beginning to give up hope. They'd been beaten back to a small stream, and were beginning to be rounded up and imprisoned. The few who remained able to fight were dropping fast. The Union army was nowhere to be seen.

			Then, suddenly, a shadow overhead blotted out the moon. Everyone stopped fighting, attempting to make out what was above them. Suddenly, the Battle Hymn of the Republic began blaring over the stream. The Mad Men began cheering. "General Grant has come to save us!" They exclaimed. They heard footsteps in the distance, as well as gunfire. Sure enough, a squadron of Union soldiers arrived on the scene on horseback, trampling the Combine soldiers. The Commander of these troops, Corporal Franklin Jeffries, grabbed Robert E. Lee by the throat and held his sword there. The Confederates immediately froze.

			They were all so busy fighting, they hadn't noticed the overhead shadow growing in size until it was below the moon, landing off in the field some few hundred feet away.

			The Confederates were now completely surrounded by the Union and [[Pennsylvania Mad Men]]. "You all stand accused of acting as traitors to the Republic. What say you in your defense?", Jeffries asked, pushing his sword tighter against Lee's throat.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 13:59, 30 August 2022

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	[[The Board of Waifuria]], being based in the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] in [[Memphis, Tennessee]], was entirely engulfed by the Confederacy. The Board Chairman, Jamie Holster, was beheaded at the top of the Pyramid, and his death was made an example to the Union-loyal residents of Memphis Tennessee.		[[The Board of Waifuria]], being based in the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] in [[Memphis, Tennessee]], was entirely engulfed by the Confederacy. The Board Chairman, Jamie Holster, was beheaded at the top of the Pyramid, and his death was made an example to the Union-loyal residents of Memphis Tennessee.

	[[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid\|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] was converted into a military stronghold and manufacture facility. Ironclad ships were built in the bowels of the pyramid,		[[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid\|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] was converted into a military stronghold and manufacture facility. Ironclad ships were built in the bowels of the pyramid, and all Board of Waifuria personnel were made slaves of the [[Combine\|Combine Empire]], being gruesomely transformed into stalkers, capable only of manual labor.

	== Battle of Gettysburg ==		== Battle of Gettysburg ==
	On July 1, 57 BB		On July 1, 57 BB, Robert E. Lee, the leader of the Confederate armies, after pushing forward into Union territory for several days, arrived at the city of Gettysburg, in Pennsylvania. An invasion began, with cannons being shot directly into buildings and union soldiers being vastly outnumbered by the attack. When all hope appeared to be lost, and the Union had been badly beaten, Lee began raising the Combine flag over the ruined city. He was startled when several silhouettes suddenly appeared in the distance, blocking the setting sun. The [[Pennsylvania Mad Men]] had arrived.

			=== Blood and Bones ===
			The ensuing battle lasted two days, and was one of the bloodiest battles ever on American Soil. The Mad Men performed hideous curses and wretched hexes on the Combine soldiers, transforming several Combine Gunships into miniature figurines. The Combine army fought back though, and the two forces were stuck in a bitter stalemate with no end in sight. The Mad Men continually conjured up Familiar to fight the Confederate troops, and the Combine's limitless supply of soldiers showed no signs of slowing down. The Combine gained the upper hand, and began pushing the Mad Men back to the fields outside of the city.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 13:51, 30 August 2022

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	Approximately sixteen miles away, a [[Georgia\|Georgian]] submarine was performing routine surveillance of the coastline, when it was suddenly struck by a Union neutron bomb and decimated. This ended Georgian neutrality in the civil war, with them declaring war on the Union and marked the beginning of the reintegration of West Georgia into the [[United States of America\|United States]].		Approximately sixteen miles away, a [[Georgia\|Georgian]] submarine was performing routine surveillance of the coastline, when it was suddenly struck by a Union neutron bomb and decimated. This ended Georgian neutrality in the civil war, with them declaring war on the Union and marked the beginning of the reintegration of West Georgia into the [[United States of America\|United States]].
			[[File:Bass.jpg\|thumb]]

	== ~~Battle~~ of ~~Gettysburg~~ ==		== Board of Waifuria Annexation ==
			[[The Board of Waifuria]], being based in the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] in [[Memphis, Tennessee]], was entirely engulfed by the Confederacy. The Board Chairman, Jamie Holster, was beheaded at the top of the Pyramid, and his death was made an example to the Union-loyal residents of Memphis Tennessee.

			[[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid\|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] was converted into a military stronghold and manufacture facility. Ironclad ships were built in the bowels of the pyramid,

			== Battle of Gettysburg ==
			On July 1, 57 BB
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 13:47, 30 August 2022

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 == A Tale of Two Cities ==
 The two warring factions had their capitals mere miles away from each other, with the Confederate Capital, Richmond, being across the Delaware River from the U.S. Capital, Washington D.C. A Combine suppression field was deployed over this stretch of the Delaware River, successfully deterring most soldiers from crossing the distance between the cities.
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