Auditor - Revision history

Doorbell3200Washcloth0957 at 02:56, 18 April 2026

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	<nowiki>**</nowiki>It should be noted that JF Sweet's Cherry Cola seemed to induce within the Auditor symptoms akin to copious alcohol consumption, however it is unknown how this occurs.		<nowiki>**</nowiki>It should be noted that JF Sweet's Cherry Cola seemed to induce within the Auditor symptoms akin to copious alcohol consumption, however it is unknown how this occurs.

	<nowiki>***</nowiki>The Omniverse would end just 3 weeks later, but in that time The Auditor suffered major withdrawals and showed symptoms not unlike an epileptic seizure, only leaving this state upon hearing of the happenings on ~~[[Exegol]]~~.		<nowiki>***</nowiki>The Omniverse would end just 3 weeks later, but in that time The Auditor suffered major withdrawals and showed symptoms not unlike an epileptic seizure, only leaving this state upon hearing of the happenings on Exegar.
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	Eventually he found a six-pack of Cherry Cola, hidden within the reserves of the Kragdrys Palace. The Auditor took this stash, but while leaving the palace was spotted by the guards and ordered to stand trial before the Empress. The Auditor obliged, seeing an opportunity. The Empress of Kragdrys was infuriated that she was being stolen from, and requested to speak to The Auditor’s manager. The Auditor said to her that he was his own employer. (A joke only he found funny) The Empress ordered The Auditor to be executed, to which he vaporized her, her guards, and the entire population of the palace. He claimed the Kragdrysilian throne for himself and ordered for every citizen of the capital to meet outside the palace.		Eventually he found a six-pack of Cherry Cola, hidden within the reserves of the Kragdrys Palace. The Auditor took this stash, but while leaving the palace was spotted by the guards and ordered to stand trial before the Empress. The Auditor obliged, seeing an opportunity. The Empress of Kragdrys was infuriated that she was being stolen from, and requested to speak to The Auditor’s manager. The Auditor said to her that he was his own employer. (A joke only he found funny) The Empress ordered The Auditor to be executed, to which he vaporized her, her guards, and the entire population of the palace. He claimed the Kragdrysilian throne for himself and ordered for every citizen of the capital to meet outside the palace.

	The Auditor then gave a speech directing all lunar resources to the production of [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. Sweet]]’s Cherry Cola. One man stood up to The Auditor, but before one syllable left his mouth, he was levitated into the air and exploded, setting an example for the populous. The Auditor remained on the planet for roughly 3 days until he had gained a “Sufficient amount” of his liquid meth. He then left a despot to run the planet for him, paying him in the moon’s newest product. The aftermath of hundreds of years of production of this cola left the skies of the planet dyed red from the artificial dye placed in the drinks, and the cola itself became the primary liquid on the face of the moon. The Auditor returned twice each year to collect his bounty, until the destruction of Inhersloht, which caused Kragdrysil to fall into the system’s star. Forever ending the production of J.F. Sweet’s Cherry Cola throughout the Omniverse.~~<ref>~~The Omniverse would end just 3 weeks later, but in that time The Auditor suffered major withdrawals and showed symptoms not unlike an epileptic seizure, only leaving this state upon hearing of the happenings on [[~~Exegol~~]].~~</ref>~~		The Auditor then gave a speech directing all lunar resources to the production of [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. Sweet]]’s Cherry Cola. One man stood up to The Auditor, but before one syllable left his mouth, he was levitated into the air and exploded, setting an example for the populous. The Auditor remained on the planet for roughly 3 days until he had gained a “Sufficient amount” of his liquid meth. He then left a despot to run the planet for him, paying him in the moon’s newest product. The aftermath of hundreds of years of production of this cola left the skies of the planet dyed red from the artificial dye placed in the drinks, and the cola itself became the primary liquid on the face of the moon. The Auditor returned twice each year to collect his bounty, until the destruction of Inhersloht, which caused Kragdrysil to fall into the system’s star. Forever ending the production of J.F. Sweet’s Cherry Cola throughout the Omniverse. The Omniverse would end just 3 weeks later, but in that time The Auditor suffered major withdrawals and showed symptoms not unlike an epileptic seizure, only leaving this state upon hearing of the happenings on [[Exegar]].

	<nowiki>*</nowiki>Attempts to take photos of The Auditor, even with cameras without flash, usually resulted in the camera and the photographer spontaneously combusting, which The Auditor consistently refuses to claim responsibility for.		<nowiki>*</nowiki>Attempts to take photos of The Auditor, even with cameras without flash, usually resulted in the camera and the photographer spontaneously combusting, which The Auditor consistently refuses to claim responsibility for.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>The Prussian Eagle at 18:05, 19 August 2023

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor\|relatives=Author		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|relatives=Author
	Chraunror\|affiliation=~~Employer~~\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}		Chraunror\|affiliation=The Employers
			The I\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}
	[[File:AuditorFinal.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]		[[File:AuditorFinal.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]
	The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.		The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>The Prussian Eagle at 18:04, 19 August 2023

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor\|relatives=Author		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|relatives=Author
	Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=~~Purple~~ (Preferred Form)}}		Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}
	[[File:~~Auditorpurple~~.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]		[[File:AuditorFinal.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]
	The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.		The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.

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	<nowiki>***</nowiki>The Omniverse would end just 3 weeks later, but in that time The Auditor suffered major withdrawals and showed symptoms not unlike an epileptic seizure, only leaving this state upon hearing of the happenings on [[Exegol]].		<nowiki>***</nowiki>The Omniverse would end just 3 weeks later, but in that time The Auditor suffered major withdrawals and showed symptoms not unlike an epileptic seizure, only leaving this state upon hearing of the happenings on [[Exegol]].

	~~<references />~~
	[[Category:Gods]]		[[Category:Gods]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>The Prussian Eagle: Updated description of auditor's appearance

2023-01-12T21:05:01Z

Updated description of auditor's appearance

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor~~\|aliases=Employer~~\|relatives=Author		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|relatives=Author
	Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=~~Red~~ (Preferred Form)}}		Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Purple (Preferred Form)}}
	[[File:Auditorpurple.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]		[[File:Auditorpurple.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]
	The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.		The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>The Prussian Eagle: Updated Auditor's Appearance

2023-01-12T21:02:06Z

Updated Auditor's Appearance

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor\|aliases=Employer\|relatives=Author		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|aliases=Employer\|relatives=Author
	Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}		Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}
	[[File:~~AuditorFinal~~.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]		[[File:Auditorpurple.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]
	The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.		The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 03:57, 11 January 2023

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor\|aliases=Employer\|relatives=Author		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|aliases=Employer\|relatives=Author
	Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}		Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>The Prussian Eagle: Updated canon on Auditor's drunkenness

2022-12-19T01:36:22Z

Updated canon on Auditor's drunkenness

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	=== Conquering of Kragdrysil ===		=== Conquering of Kragdrysil ===
	Late into the Omniverse’s history, The Auditor descended from the Outervoid into the Omniverse to obtain more of his Mummy-sponsored addictive Cherry Cola, but found that [[Waifuria Prime]], the only vendor of this substance, no longer existed. This enraged The Auditor, and he scoured the entire Omniverse looking for more of it.		Late into the Omniverse’s history, The Auditor descended from the Outervoid into the Omniverse to obtain more of his Mummy-sponsored addictive Cherry Cola, but found that [[Waifuria Prime]], the only vendor of this substance, no longer existed. This enraged The Auditor, and he scoured the entire Omniverse looking for more of it.**

	(Several “Deals gone wrong” occurred during this search, the details of which The Employers refuse to share with us.)		(Several “Deals gone wrong” occurred during this search, the details of which The Employers refuse to share with us.)
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	<nowiki>*</nowiki>Attempts to take photos of The Auditor, even with cameras without flash, usually resulted in the camera and the photographer spontaneously combusting, which The Auditor consistently refuses to claim responsibility for.		<nowiki>*</nowiki>Attempts to take photos of The Auditor, even with cameras without flash, usually resulted in the camera and the photographer spontaneously combusting, which The Auditor consistently refuses to claim responsibility for.

	<nowiki>**</nowiki>The Omniverse would end just 3 weeks later, but in that time The Auditor suffered major withdrawals and showed symptoms not unlike an epileptic seizure, only leaving this state upon hearing of the happenings on [[Exegol]].		<nowiki>**</nowiki>It should be noted that JF Sweet's Cherry Cola seemed to induce within the Auditor symptoms akin to copious alcohol consumption, however it is unknown how this occurs.

			<nowiki>***</nowiki>The Omniverse would end just 3 weeks later, but in that time The Auditor suffered major withdrawals and showed symptoms not unlike an epileptic seizure, only leaving this state upon hearing of the happenings on [[Exegol]].

	<references />		<references />
	[[Category:Gods]]		[[Category:Gods]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>The Prussian Eagle: Relationship Added: Chaunror

2022-09-24T04:32:20Z

Relationship Added: Chaunror

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor\|aliases=Employer\|relatives=Author\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=~~Male~~\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|aliases=Employer\|relatives=Author
			Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}
	[[File:AuditorFinal.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]		[[File:AuditorFinal.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]
	The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.		The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor\|relatives=Author		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|relatives=Author
	Chraunror\|affiliation=~~Employer~~\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}		Chraunror\|affiliation=The Employers
			The I\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}
	[[File:AuditorFinal.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]		[[File:AuditorFinal.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]
	The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.		The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor~~\|aliases=Employer~~\|relatives=Author		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|relatives=Author
	Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=~~Red~~ (Preferred Form)}}		Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Purple (Preferred Form)}}
	[[File:Auditorpurple.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]		[[File:Auditorpurple.jpeg\|thumb\|Artist’s illustration of The Auditor’s preferred form, painted on [[Kragdrysil]] during his “reign.” No photographs of him exist due to the camera flash “Burning his eyes”]]
	The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.		The Auditor is one of the three [[Employers]] who reside outside of time and space. The Auditor is, according to the other two, the least intelligent of The Employers. However, that still places him leagues above most of the former Omniverse’s denizens.

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	{{Character\|name=Auditor\|aliases=Employer\|relatives=Author		{{Character\|name=Auditor\|aliases=Employer\|relatives=Author
	Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}		Chraunror\|affiliation=Employer\|occupation=Employer\|birthPlace=The Outervoid\|species=Employer\|gender=Unknown\|height=10'7 (Preferred Form)\|weight=Unknown\|eyes=Red (Preferred Form)}}