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	The naturalized citizens of BLAMPIST-1 E, under the ''''Core Party'''<nowiki/>', of course wanted to construct the port on a mountain ridge north of [[Blampistia]], an idea which was agreeable to everyone in concept, but was seriously flawed. You see, my dearie, [[BLAMPIST-1 E]]'s orbit was inside of a vast asteroid belt, and the other planetary delegates argued that putting an interstellar port on a planet inside of an asteroid belt would almost certainly cause frequent lightspeed collisions. This was 'an item of note', according to BLAMPIST-1 E delegate Marxon Xonmark.		The naturalized citizens of BLAMPIST-1 E, under the ''''Core Party'''<nowiki/>', of course wanted to construct the port on a mountain ridge north of [[Blampistia]], an idea which was agreeable to everyone in concept, but was seriously flawed. You see, my dearie, [[BLAMPIST-1 E]]'s orbit was inside of a vast asteroid belt, and the other planetary delegates argued that putting an interstellar port on a planet inside of an asteroid belt would almost certainly cause frequent lightspeed collisions. This was 'an item of note', according to BLAMPIST-1 E delegate Marxon Xonmark.

	The Governor wanted the port constructed in the heart of [[Vardonsted]]. After twenty years of fierce debate, BLAMPIST-1 G vetos, and the murder of half of the BLAMPIST-1 B delegation, [[the Governor]] ultimately won in a landslide vote on March 8, 479 BB. BLAMPISTS-1 B, C, D, and E all voted for the final Blampistia plan, with [[BLAMPIST-1 F]] abstaining.		The Governor wanted the port constructed in the heart of [[Vardonsted]]. After twenty years of fierce debate, BLAMPIST-1 G vetos, and the murder of half of the BLAMPIST-1 B delegation, [[the Governor]] ultimately won in a landslide vote on March 8, 479 B. BLAMPISTS-1 B, C, D, and E all voted for the final Blampistia plan, with [[BLAMPIST-1 F]] abstaining.

	The ultimate plan, which included $30,000,000,000,000 in infrastructure spending and development funds, was decided upon, with a 9-mile by 9-mile spaceport schematic in the shape of a giant disc. The Governor celebrated this victory, claiming he finally won due to [[Vardonsted]]'s status as a booming population center, historical and cultural appeal, and of course, his ever-growing influence over the BLAMPIST-1 System. Soon after this, the Governor was re-elected to his 1 millionth term as council chair.		The ultimate plan, which included $30,000,000,000,000 in infrastructure spending and development funds, was decided upon, with a 9-mile by 9-mile spaceport schematic in the shape of a giant disc. The Governor celebrated this victory, claiming he finally won due to [[Vardonsted]]'s status as a booming population center, historical and cultural appeal, and of course, his ever-growing influence over the BLAMPIST-1 System. Soon after this, the Governor was re-elected to his 1 millionth term as council chair.
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	== Rotten Arrivals ==		== Rotten Arrivals ==
	Due to the construction of a hyperspace port outside of Vardonsted, it was on the Governor's doorstep that a rotten, rotten, rotten [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian]] 'Exploration' fleet arrived in 491 BB, unannounced, with them an army 50,000 strong. The Governor immediately deployed the planetary defense forces around Vardonna, beaming out a message to the foreigners, 'Go Away'.		Due to the construction of a hyperspace port outside of Vardonsted, it was on the Governor's doorstep that a rotten, rotten, rotten [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian]] 'Exploration' fleet arrived in 491 AB, unannounced, with them an army 50,000 strong. The Governor immediately deployed the planetary defense forces around Vardonna, beaming out a message to the foreigners, 'Go Away'.

	Well, [[the Governor]] recieved a message back from the Waifurian Command- that they came in peace- and sought only to 'explore' and discover 'untapped mineral resources' in the system. The Governor replied with an image of his toenail, a sign of high disrespect in Vardonnen culture, along with a picture of a fully loaded Blampistian artillery gun.		Well, [[the Governor]] recieved a message back from the Waifurian Command- that they came in peace- and sought only to 'explore' and discover 'untapped mineral resources' in the system. The Governor replied with an image of his toenail, a sign of high disrespect in Vardonnen culture, along with a picture of a fully loaded Blampistian artillery gun.

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	[[File:BLAMPIST-1 G.png\|thumb\|280x280px]]		[[File:BLAMPIST-1 G.png\|thumb\|280x280px]]
	BLAMPIST-1 G (Vardonna) was an arid world covered in dunes of sodium chloride (salt) and a subterrenean ocean, lush with aquatic plants and creatures. The sixth and most populous planet of the BLAMPIST-1 system, it was home to around 10 billion humash who referred to themselves as 'Vardonnens'. The Vardonnens settled BLAMPIST-1 G in the 15,000,000s BB. This is the story of their world...		BLAMPIST-1 G (Vardonna) was a cold, arid world covered in dunes of sodium chloride (salt) and a subterrenean ocean, lush with aquatic plants and creatures. The sixth and most populous planet of the BLAMPIST-1 system, it was home to around 10 billion humash who referred to themselves as 'Vardonnens'. The Vardonnens settled BLAMPIST-1 G in the 15,000,000s BB. This is the story of their world...

	=== First Settlement ===		=== First Settlement ===

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	[[File:BLAMPIST-1T.png\|thumb\|~~BLAMPIST-1 G~~]]		[[File:BLAMPIST-1 G.png\|thumb\|280x280px]]
	BLAMPIST-1 G (Vardonna) was an arid world covered in dunes of sodium chloride (salt) and a subterrenean ocean, lush with aquatic plants and creatures. The sixth and most populous planet of the BLAMPIST-1 system, it was home to around 10 billion humash who referred to themselves as 'Vardonnens'. The Vardonnens settled BLAMPIST-1 G in the 15,000,000s BB. This is the story of their world...		BLAMPIST-1 G (Vardonna) was an arid world covered in dunes of sodium chloride (salt) and a subterrenean ocean, lush with aquatic plants and creatures. The sixth and most populous planet of the BLAMPIST-1 system, it was home to around 10 billion humash who referred to themselves as 'Vardonnens'. The Vardonnens settled BLAMPIST-1 G in the 15,000,000s BB. This is the story of their world...

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	"Palace?" a young boy tilted his head, "You mean the Waifurian Embassy?"		"Palace?" a young boy tilted his head, "You mean the Waifurian Embassy?"

	The Governor followed the boy's gaze over the horizon, towards the magnificent dome of his grandparents' first structure, built tens of millions of years ago- at the top of which flew now a billowing, unquestionably, all-encompassing [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian]] Banner. There never was any battle to fight, he realized, staring out at the clouds. He ~~was~~ always doomed to lose.		The Governor followed the boy's gaze over the horizon, towards the magnificent dome of his grandparents' first structure, built tens of millions of years ago- at the top of which flew now a billowing, unquestionably, all-encompassing [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian]] Banner. There never was any battle to fight, he realized, staring out at the clouds. He had always been doomed to lose.

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 == Timefracture Alpha ==
-The Governor erected a time crystal around the entirety of [[BLAMPIST-1 B]], compressing spacetime inside into a funnel, and inverted it- sending the [[The Warshippers|Warshippers]] and [[Francis Merrigold|Francis]] back onto the transport. He resurrected the deceased Blampistian soldiers, flicked his fingers upwards and resurrected the civilians of New America- although not their city- and the [[M.T.O.|MTO]] Soldiers. He and his men surrounded and handcuffed the time-frozen [[Waifurian Empire|Waifurians]], crammed them onto the Warshippers' spaceship, and inverted spacetime around that vessel, too; sending it blasting back towards [[Ghetsin 3]] and out of the BLAMPIST-1 B Time Crystal.
+The Governor erected a time crystal around the entirety of [[BLAMPIST-1 B]], compressing spacetime inside into a funnel, and inverted it- sending the [[The Warshippers|Warshippers]] and [[Francis Merrigold|Francis]] moving in reverse back onto the transport. He resurrected the deceased Blampistian soldiers, flicked his fingers upwards and resurrected the civilians of New America- although not their city- and the [[M.T.O.|MTO]] Soldiers. He and his men surrounded and handcuffed the time-frozen [[Waifurian Empire|Waifurians]], crammed them onto the [[The Warshippers|Warshippers]]' spaceship, and inverted spacetime around that vessel, too; sending it blasting back towards [[Ghetsin 3]] and out of the BLAMPIST-1 B Time Crystal.
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	"You're- you're monsters," he managed, turning away from the white door.		"You're- you're monsters," he managed, turning away from the white door.

	The man in the suit, a stern look spread across his face, vanished into thin air~~. The bodies of burning soldiers dissapeared too- and now those same soldiers stood, hands on their heads, surrounded by [[The Warshippers\|Warshippers]]- but very much alive~~. The [[Five Warden]]'s face melted into dust, his body disintegrating into Legumish ash. An illusion. [[Francis Merrigold]] remained.		The man in the suit, a stern look spread across his face, vanished into thin air. The [[Five Warden]]'s face melted into dust, his body disintegrating into Legumish ash. An illusion. [[Francis Merrigold]] and piles of dead Blampistian soldiers remained.

	"Monsters?" [[Francis Merrigold]] was taken aback, "We are servants of the Legume- servants of the E[[Employers\|mployers]]. We guarantee the sanctity of the Omniversal Destiny. And you - you seek to usurp it."		"Monsters?" [[Francis Merrigold]] was taken aback, "We are servants of the Legume- servants of the E[[Employers\|mployers]]. We guarantee the sanctity of the Omniversal Destiny. And you - you seek to usurp it."
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	My dearies, allow me to remind you that our dear Governor was part [[Ig Serroid]]. Although he avoided tapping into his dimension-warping abilities, he saw no other way out of this particular pickle. And so, in a rare instance of Ig-Serroid-Sanctioned Timefracture Activity, The Governor sought to break time.		My dearies, allow me to remind you that our dear Governor was part [[Ig Serroid]]. Although he avoided tapping into his dimension-warping abilities, he saw no other way out of this particular pickle. And so, in a rare instance of Ig-Serroid-Sanctioned Timefracture Activity, The Governor sought to break time.
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	== Timefracture Alpha ==		== Timefracture Alpha ==
	The		The Governor erected a time crystal around the entirety of [[BLAMPIST-1 B]], compressing spacetime inside into a funnel, and inverted it- sending the [[The Warshippers\|Warshippers]] and [[Francis Merrigold\|Francis]] back onto the transport. He resurrected the deceased Blampistian soldiers, flicked his fingers upwards and resurrected the civilians of New America- although not their city- and the [[M.T.O.\|MTO]] Soldiers. He and his men surrounded and handcuffed the time-frozen [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurians]], crammed them onto the Warshippers' spaceship, and inverted spacetime around that vessel, too; sending it blasting back towards [[Ghetsin 3]] and out of the BLAMPIST-1 B Time Crystal.

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	"It's an algorithm trained on the best Star Pilot in the Omniverse. I assume I don't need to say his name?"		"It's an algorithm trained on the best Star Pilot in the Omniverse. I assume I don't need to say his name?"

	"General Rick Hernia," The Governor feigned surprise, "How impressive!"		"General [[Rick Hernia]]," The Governor feigned surprise, "How impressive!"

	My dearies, allow me to remind you that our dear Governor was part [[Ig Serroid]]. Although he avoided tapping into his dimension-warping abilities, he saw no other way out of this particular pickle. And so, in a rare instance of Ig-Serroid-Sanctioned Timefracture Activity, The Governor sought to break time.		My dearies, allow me to remind you that our dear Governor was part [[Ig Serroid]]. Although he avoided tapping into his dimension-warping abilities, he saw no other way out of this particular pickle. And so, in a rare instance of Ig-Serroid-Sanctioned Timefracture Activity, The Governor sought to break time.

	== Timefracture Alpha ==		== Timefracture Alpha ==
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 But the Governor could not.
-"You're- you're monsters," he managed, turning away from the white door. The man in the suit, a stern look spread across his face, vanished, and the Five Warden's face melted into dust, his body disintegrating into Legumish ash. [[Francis Merrigold]] remained.
+"You're- you're monsters," he managed, turning away from the white door.
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	"Eyes straight ahead, son," the [[Five Warden]] reassured him, "The [[Legume]] tells us you will be quite a promising student."		"Eyes straight ahead, son," the [[Five Warden]] reassured him, "The [[Legume]] tells us you will be quite a promising student."

			Through the white door, The Governor could see a small bean, perched on a pedestal in an ornate purple room. It was alluring, mystifying. It spoke to him.

			"Come, become one with the Legume," it whispered, "Come, become one with glory."

			But the Governor could not.

			"You're- you're monsters," he managed, turning away from the white door. The man in the suit, a stern look spread across his face, vanished, and the Five Warden's face melted into dust, his body disintegrating into Legumish ash. [[Francis Merrigold]] remained.

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