Babylon - Revision history

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 21:44, 26 September 2023

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	== Abide ==		== Abide ==
	Despite the glorious intellect of [[Hammurabi]], several of these codes proved problematic after some time; notable, for instance, were edicts 4,9, and 12, all of whom called for the execution of basically every person the victim had every interacted with, and everyone in their vicinity. And so, by 5,~~000~~ BB Hammurabi's Chode had been scrapped completely, replaced then with Hammurabi's Second Chode. This Second Chode was the template on which [[Benjamin Frunklin]] would base the [[United States of America\|United States]] Constitution, several thousand years later.		Despite the glorious intellect of [[Hammurabi]], several of these codes proved problematic after some time; notable, for instance, were edicts 4,9, and 12, all of whom called for the execution of basically every person the victim had every interacted with, and everyone in their vicinity. And so, by 6,500 BB Hammurabi's Chode had been scrapped completely, replaced then with Hammurabi's Second Chode. This Second Chode was the template on which [[Benjamin Frunklin]] would base the [[United States of America\|United States]] Constitution, several thousand years later.

	== Hammurabi's Second Chode ==		== Hammurabi's Second Chode ==
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			== Colonies ==
			The Babylonian Empire conquered the Mediterranean isles of [[Wojakia]] in 6,432 BB, under the successful command of Babylonian Commander Ra Ma Sap. These isles proved to be instrumental in future conflicts not just for Babylon, but for the remainder of human history.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:17, 19 September 2023

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	== Abide ==		== Abide ==
	Despite the glorious intellect of [[Hammurabi]], several of these codes proved problematic after some time; notable, for instance, were edicts 4,9, and 12, all of whom called for the execution of basically every person the victim had every interacted with, and everyone in their vicinity. And so, by 5,000 BB Hammurabi's Chode had been scrapped completely, replaced then with Hammurabi's Second Chode. This Second Chode was the ~~basis~~ on which [[Benjamin Frunklin]] would base the [[United States of America\|United States]] Constitution, several thousand years later.		Despite the glorious intellect of [[Hammurabi]], several of these codes proved problematic after some time; notable, for instance, were edicts 4,9, and 12, all of whom called for the execution of basically every person the victim had every interacted with, and everyone in their vicinity. And so, by 5,000 BB Hammurabi's Chode had been scrapped completely, replaced then with Hammurabi's Second Chode. This Second Chode was the template on which [[Benjamin Frunklin]] would base the [[United States of America\|United States]] Constitution, several thousand years later.

	== Hammurabi's Second Chode ==		== Hammurabi's Second Chode ==

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:17, 19 September 2023

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	== Abide ==		== Abide ==
	Despite the glorious intellect of [[Hammurabi]], several of these codes proved problematic after some time; notable, for instance, were edicts 4,9, and 12, all of whom called for the execution of basically every person the victim had every interacted with, and everyone in their vicinity. And so, by 5,000 Hammurabi's Chode had been scrapped completely, replaced then with Hammurabi's Second Chode. This Second Chode was the basis on which [[Benjamin Frunklin]] would base the [[United States of America\|United States]] Constitution, several thousand years later.		Despite the glorious intellect of [[Hammurabi]], several of these codes proved problematic after some time; notable, for instance, were edicts 4,9, and 12, all of whom called for the execution of basically every person the victim had every interacted with, and everyone in their vicinity. And so, by 5,000 BB Hammurabi's Chode had been scrapped completely, replaced then with Hammurabi's Second Chode. This Second Chode was the basis on which [[Benjamin Frunklin]] would base the [[United States of America\|United States]] Constitution, several thousand years later.

	== Hammurabi's Second Chode ==		== Hammurabi's Second Chode ==

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:16, 19 September 2023

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	== Abide ==		== Abide ==
	Despite the glorious intellect of [[Hammurabi]], several of these codes proved problematic after some time; notable, for instance, were edicts 4,9, and 12, all of whom called for the execution of basically every person the victim had every interacted with, and everyone in their vicinity. And so, by 5,000 Hammurabi's Chode had been scrapped completely, replaced then with Hammurabi's Second Chode.		Despite the glorious intellect of [[Hammurabi]], several of these codes proved problematic after some time; notable, for instance, were edicts 4,9, and 12, all of whom called for the execution of basically every person the victim had every interacted with, and everyone in their vicinity. And so, by 5,000 Hammurabi's Chode had been scrapped completely, replaced then with Hammurabi's Second Chode. This Second Chode was the basis on which [[Benjamin Frunklin]] would base the [[United States of America\|United States]] Constitution, several thousand years later.

	== Hammurabi's Second Chode ==		== Hammurabi's Second Chode ==

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:16, 19 September 2023

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 By 7,800 BB Babylon was complete, with the dysenteried bodies of unfortunate souls left to rot within its lower crypts. Hammurabi was a great and grand King, and ruled with a golden fist. Herein, then, did Hammurabi complete his Edicts; known colloquially as 'Hammurabi's Chode' (Pronounced: Code). Herein now lay the laws of this land.
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 |If the rice paddy is dry; and if a man's wife is not producing, then he must sleep then now with another man; and produce herein a bountyful crop. He must therein be with Bidge and remember then his wife, whom he must reassure is fertile, and then must the wasps feast upon his knee joint, and then his eyes carven by ravens, fed to crows of the pond, and then, wherein his father lives, the father too shall be fed to crows of the pond, and then his father, if still lives does he, must be fed to the crows of the pond, and then his neighbor, and then his neighbor, and then his cousin, and the cousin's neighbor.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:12, 19 September 2023

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	\|If a son strike his father, his hands shall be hewn off. If a son strike his mother, he shall pay One Gold Piece. If a son strike his brother, his eyes shall be fed to the [[Yonise]] at the domus; soon then following the son shall die.		\|If a son strike his father, his hands shall be hewn off. If a son strike his mother, he shall pay One Gold Piece. If a son strike his brother, his eyes shall be fed to the [[Yonise]] at the domus; soon then following the son shall die.
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			\|If the rice paddy is dry; and if a man's wife is not producing, then he must sleep then now with another man; and produce herein a bountyful crop. He must therein be with Bidge and remember then his wife, whom he must reassure is fertile, and then must the wasps feast upon his knee joint, and then his eyes carven by ravens, fed to crows of the pond, and then, wherein his father lives, the father too shall be fed to crows of the pond, and then his father, if still lives does he, must be fed to the crows of the pond, and then his neighbor, and then his neighbor, and then his cousin, and the cousin's neighbor.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:09, 19 September 2023

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	\|If persons are stolen, then shall the community and [[Yonise]] pay one mina of silver to their relatives and donate one modicum foreskin to the cause.		\|If persons are stolen, then shall the community and [[Yonise]] pay one mina of silver to their relatives and donate one modicum foreskin to the cause.
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	\|If a man take a wife and this woman give her husband a maid-servant, and she bear him children, but this man wishes to take another wife, this shall not be permitted to him; he shall not take a second wife. However, should husband seek not a second wife, but instead a third wife, this shall thus be permissible, and man shall have first and third wife, but never two.		\|If a man take a wife and this woman give her husband a maid-servant, and she bear him children, but this man wishes to take another wife, this shall not be permitted to him; he shall not take a second wife. However, should husband seek not a second wife, but instead a third wife, this shall thus be permissible, and man shall have first and third wife, but never two.
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			\|If a son strike his father, his hands shall be hewn off. If a son strike his mother, he shall pay One Gold Piece. If a son strike his brother, his eyes shall be fed to the [[Yonise]] at the domus; soon then following the son shall die.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:06, 19 September 2023

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	\|If persons are stolen, then shall the community and ~~. . .~~ pay one mina of silver to their relatives and donate one modicum foreskin to the cause.		\|If persons are stolen, then shall the community and [[Yonise]] pay one mina of silver to their relatives and donate one modicum foreskin to the cause.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:06, 19 September 2023

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	\|If fire break out in a house, and some one who comes to put it out cast his eye upon the property of the owner of the house, and take the property of the master of the house, he shall be thrown into that self-same fire, and also his family, and his neighbor, and his neighbor's neighbor.		\|If fire break out in a house, and some one who comes to put it out cast his eye upon the property of the owner of the house, and take the property of the master of the house, he shall be thrown into that self-same fire, and also his family, and his neighbor, and his neighbor's neighbor.
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			\|If a man take a wife and this woman give her husband a maid-servant, and she bear him children, but this man wishes to take another wife, this shall not be permitted to him; he shall not take a second wife. However, should husband seek not a second wife, but instead a third wife, this shall thus be permissible, and man shall have first and third wife, but never two.
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