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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:59, 28 September 2023

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	== 2 AB ==		== 2 AB ==
	On march 16th, 2 AB, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] officially declared the sovereign nation of [[Jacksonville Florida]] a part of the newly-formed [[North American Overlorddom]], after consulting with exactly zero leaders from this country. Overlorddish forces were moved into [[Jacksonville Florida]], and it was quickly conquered, as the country's longtime ruler, [[Perry]], hadn't bothered to form a military or police force of any kind.		On march 16th, 2 AB, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] officially declared the sovereign nation of [[Jacksonville Florida]] a part of the newly-formed [[North American Overlorddom]], after consulting with exactly zero leaders from this country. Overlorddish forces were moved into [[Jacksonville Florida]], and it was quickly conquered, as the country's longtime ruler, [[Perry]], hadn't bothered to form a military or police force of any kind.

	On July 4th, in a bit of bitter irony, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Mummy]] suddenly and violently attacked the nation of [[Canada]], using several EMPs to disrupt communications between the major cities of Ottawa, Toronto, and [[Calgary, Alberta\|Calgary.]]

	The Overlorddish 5th Infantry was then deployed to the [[United States of America\|United States]]' northern border, and along the coastline of the Great Lake, and soon cornered and conquered the major Canadian cities, which were all conveniently close to the United States border.

	~~Canada was annexed to the [[North American Overlorddom]] by July 11th, in a fateful move by the Mummy's foreign policy advisor, [[James L. Fuck]], which became known as '7-11'.~~

	Also during this time, Joe Biden's Overlorddic administration began working to centralize the governments of the states. They began consolidating all of the power to Overlord Biden in [[Memphis, Tennessee]]. Governors of the states began suddenly 'falling ill' or 'changing their minds' about leading their governments, and all unanimously agreed that Joe Biden should have direct control over their states. The reason behind this was never discovered.

	== 3 AB ==		== 3 AB ==
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	== 7 AB ==		== 7 AB ==
	In 7 AB, Joe Biden's primary advisor and Puppeteer, [[James Fargo]], struck up a rotten deal with Mummy. His company, [[J.F. Sweets]], had been developing technology to undo the effects of the [[Grand Freeze\|Great Freeze]]; however, [[James Fargo]] required a small indulgence on Mummy's part- 50% (secret) ownership of the [[North American Overlorddom]]. Mummy brainrottenly agreed to this, while picking his nose. With that, the last sliver of integrity left in the former United States had been eliminated, and it became a true power apparatus, operating solely performing the wishes of [[J.F. Sweets]] and other American lobbyists.		In 7 AB, Canada was incorporated into the Waifurian Empire following the events of the [[Desolation of Ottawa]]. Also this year, Joe Biden's primary advisor and Puppeteer, [[James Fargo]], struck up a rotten deal with Mummy. His company, [[J.F. Sweets]], had been developing technology to undo the effects of the [[Grand Freeze\|Great Freeze]]; however, [[James Fargo]] required a small indulgence on Mummy's part- 50% (secret) ownership of the [[North American Overlorddom]]. Mummy brainrottenly agreed to this, while picking his nose. With that, the last sliver of integrity left in the former United States had been eliminated, and it became a true power apparatus, operating solely performing the wishes of [[J.F. Sweets]] and other American lobbyists.
	[[File:Biddene.jpg\|thumb\|A Slovakian Propoganda poster, advocating for the Eastern European State's admission to the North American Overlorddom. ]]		[[File:Biddene.jpg\|thumb\|A Slovakian Propoganda poster, advocating for the Eastern European State's admission to the North American Overlorddom. ]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 01:14, 5 November 2022

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	== 10 AB ==		== 10 AB ==
	In 10 AB, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald Trump]] successfully breached Mummy's body, in the events of the [[Dark MAGA\|Dark MAGA Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Riot]]. After the Grand Nihilanth gathered all of the Dark MAGA Acolytes, Trump was quelled, and Biden was stitched back together.		[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Excersizing his total control over the continent, Joe Biden]] crowned himself Emperor at his [[Imperial Coronation of Joe Biden\|Imperial Coronation]] in early 10 AB, reforming the [[North American Overlorddom]] into the '[[Waifurian Empire]]'. This was a dark day for the Omniverse.

			Several weeks later, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald Trump]] successfully breached Mummy's body, in the events of the [[Dark MAGA\|Dark MAGA Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Riot]]. After the Grand Nihilanth gathered all of the Dark MAGA Acolytes, Trump was quelled, and Biden was stitched back together.

			He needed rest after this tumultous transaction- but he had succeeded in his (or his Advisor's) conquest, and had become an immortal, impenetrably brainless Emperor- for whom the Omniverse hung in the balance... for now.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 01:10, 5 November 2022

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	== 9 AB ==		== 9 AB ==
	9 AB was relatively uneventful for Mummy; he spent much of his time		9 AB was relatively uneventful for Mummy; he spent much of his time in the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] eating ice cream and playing hologolf. For nearly nine months, he was not seen in public. It was speculated that he had fallen deathly ill by the public; however, this was wishful thinking. Mummy still had millenia to go.
			In truth, he was feeling drained and low on energy, as the [[Magarra\|Magarrish]] spirit deep in his bowels began speaking to him and moving around in his stomach. Mummy's energy was beginning to be drained by Donald J. Trump, who's soul lived on within the confines of his [[Glue Form]] chest cavity.
			[[File:Glueforminsidee.jpg\|thumb\|The MAGA King was not pleased with his accomodations inside the [[Glue Form]]. ]]

			== 10 AB ==
			In 10 AB, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald Trump]] successfully breached Mummy's body, in the events of the [[Dark MAGA\|Dark MAGA Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Riot]]. After the Grand Nihilanth gathered all of the Dark MAGA Acolytes, Trump was quelled, and Biden was stitched back together.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 01:05, 5 November 2022

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	== 8 AB ==		== 8 AB ==
	In 8 AB, still Chairman of the Board, Joe Biden called an emergency meeting of [[the Board of Waifuria]](which had not convened in nearly seven years). At this meeting, J.F. Sweets [[Superpredators]] kidnapped and removed all of the other Board members from the room besides Mummy. Joe Biden then called to a vote a single item- "Granting of Total Unilateral Authority to the Board Chairman".		In 8 AB, still Chairman of the Board, Joe Biden called an emergency meeting of [[the Board of Waifuria]] (which had not convened in nearly seven years). At this meeting, J.F. Sweets [[Superpredators]] kidnapped and removed all of the other Board members from the room besides Mummy. Joe Biden then called to a vote a single item- "Granting of Total Unilateral Authority to the Board Chairman".

	[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] then voted yes on this, and, with no dissenters left in the room, he was granted total control over all nations of [[the Board of Waifuria]], and then promptly dissolved the centuries-old institution while eating a pint of Chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.		[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] then voted yes on this, and, with no dissenters left in the room, he was granted total control over all nations of [[the Board of Waifuria]], and then promptly dissolved the centuries-old institution while eating a pint of Chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.
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	== 9 AB ==		== 9 AB ==
			9 AB was relatively uneventful for Mummy; he spent much of his time
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 01:04, 5 November 2022

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	== 7 AB ==		== 7 AB ==
	In 7 AB, Joe Biden's primary advisor and Puppeteer, [[James Fargo]], struck up a rotten deal with Mummy. His company, [[J.F. Sweets]], had been developing technology to undo the effects of the [[Grand Freeze\|Great Freeze]]; however, [[James Fargo]] required a small indulgence on Mummy's part- 50% (secret) ownership of the [[North American Overlorddom]]. Mummy brainrottenly agreed to this, while picking his nose. With that, the last sliver of integrity left in the former United States had been eliminated, and it became a true power apparatus, operating solely performing the wishes of [[J.F. Sweets]] and other American lobbyists.		In 7 AB, Joe Biden's primary advisor and Puppeteer, [[James Fargo]], struck up a rotten deal with Mummy. His company, [[J.F. Sweets]], had been developing technology to undo the effects of the [[Grand Freeze\|Great Freeze]]; however, [[James Fargo]] required a small indulgence on Mummy's part- 50% (secret) ownership of the [[North American Overlorddom]]. Mummy brainrottenly agreed to this, while picking his nose. With that, the last sliver of integrity left in the former United States had been eliminated, and it became a true power apparatus, operating solely performing the wishes of [[J.F. Sweets]] and other American lobbyists.
			[[File:Biddene.jpg\|thumb\|A Slovakian Propoganda poster, advocating for the Eastern European State's admission to the North American Overlorddom. ]]

	== 8 AB ==		== 8 AB ==
			In 8 AB, still Chairman of the Board, Joe Biden called an emergency meeting of [[the Board of Waifuria]](which had not convened in nearly seven years). At this meeting, J.F. Sweets [[Superpredators]] kidnapped and removed all of the other Board members from the room besides Mummy. Joe Biden then called to a vote a single item- "Granting of Total Unilateral Authority to the Board Chairman".

			[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] then voted yes on this, and, with no dissenters left in the room, he was granted total control over all nations of [[the Board of Waifuria]], and then promptly dissolved the centuries-old institution while eating a pint of Chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.

			With this, Joe Biden had total unilateral control over the [[United States of America\|United States]], [[Canada]], [[Mexico]], and [[Jacksonville Florida]]. He began assembling a Grand Army several million strong of soldiers from across these countries. Even those who applied to this military had no idea what they were signing up for.

			== 9 AB ==
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 00:56, 5 November 2022

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	== 7 AB ==		== 7 AB ==
			In 7 AB, Joe Biden's primary advisor and Puppeteer, [[James Fargo]], struck up a rotten deal with Mummy. His company, [[J.F. Sweets]], had been developing technology to undo the effects of the [[Grand Freeze\|Great Freeze]]; however, [[James Fargo]] required a small indulgence on Mummy's part- 50% (secret) ownership of the [[North American Overlorddom]]. Mummy brainrottenly agreed to this, while picking his nose. With that, the last sliver of integrity left in the former United States had been eliminated, and it became a true power apparatus, operating solely performing the wishes of [[J.F. Sweets]] and other American lobbyists.

			== 8 AB ==


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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 00:52, 5 November 2022

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	While this massive loss of live was incredibly unfortunate on its own right, it would prove doubly as tragic as the climate swung completely out of control in the coming years, with no scientists alive to provide guidance or explanations to the unprecedented weather changes of the [[Grand Freeze]]. Some described this as Unforeseen Consequences for the rotten-minded Mummy,		While this massive loss of live was incredibly unfortunate on its own right, it would prove doubly as tragic as the climate swung completely out of control in the coming years, with no scientists alive to provide guidance or explanations to the unprecedented weather changes of the [[Grand Freeze]]. Some described this as Unforeseen Consequences for the rotten-minded Mummy,

	In the absence of any educated professionals, Joe Biden installed himself as the Chief Weather Scientist of America, despite having zero understanding of climate sciences whatsoever.		In the absence of any educated professionals, Joe Biden installed himself as the Chief Weather Scientist of America, despite having zero understanding of climate sciences whatsoever. This was one of many incidents of the Mummy seizing more and more power in the years building up to his [[Imperial Coronation of Joe Biden\|Imperial Coronation]].

	== 5 AB ==		== 5 AB ==
	[[File:Waiguriaprim4.jpg\|thumb]]		In 5 AB, Biden introduced to the United Nations his rotten [[Aftertimes\|Aftertimes Initiative]], which aimed to 'warm the Earth'. Biden's brainrotten "observations" as Chief Weather Scientist had led him to conclude that the Earth needed to be 'warmed up'. This can be assumed to have been entirely due to the heaters going offline temporarily in the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]], which he was incredibly displeased with. Little did Mummy know, the [[Earth 2\|Earth]] would need a whole lot more than a 'warm-up' within the next year. [[File:Waiguriaprim4.jpg\|thumb]]

	== 6 AB ==		== 6 AB ==
	6 AB was a big year for Mummy. With [[Waifuria Prime]] fully operational, he had begun to quest out into the Omniverse in search of 'friends' (his national security advisors translated this to 'Conquering the Galaxy). Mummy, of course, blundered, as per usual, and his first interplanetary interaction was a PR disaster when he slaughtered the entire ecosystem of [[Shallberry Grannlope]] in a freak accident.		6 AB was a big year for Mummy. With [[Waifuria Prime]] fully operational, he had begun to quest out into the Omniverse in search of 'friends' (his national security advisors translated this to 'Conquering the Galaxy). Mummy, of course, blundered, as per usual, and his first interplanetary interaction was a PR disaster when he slaughtered the entire ecosystem of [[Shallberry Grannlope]] in a freak accident.

	Later that year, the entire Earth fell into a long-predicted-but-ignored climate catastrophe, in the [[Grand Freeze]], which sent the global economy spiraling into a state of disrepair. This would, of course, be rectified, but Biden suffered from catastrophically low Overlorddic approval ratings during this time of famine and mass suffering (lower than 80%).		Later that year, the entire Earth fell into a long-predicted-but-ignored climate catastrophe, in the [[Grand Freeze]], which sent the global economy spiraling into a state of disrepair. This would, of course, be rectified, but Biden suffered from catastrophically low Overlorddic approval ratings during this time of famine and mass suffering (lower than 80%).

			Interestingly, Mummy never publicly acknowledged this, and instead continued on blundering forward on his [[Aftertimes\|Aftertimes Initiative]] (which, admittedly, ''did'' aim to warm the Earth), working tirelessly to form a committee to investigate the [[Lithuanian Polyphony Theory]].

			== 7 AB ==
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 00:46, 5 November 2022

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	With the completion of the supersentient space station, which was dubbed '[[Waifuria Prime]]' by Joe Biden's [[James Fargo\|Advisor]], the North American Overlord began expanding his conquests into the cosmos- in a move which would spell certain destruction for the Omniverse.		With the completion of the supersentient space station, which was dubbed '[[Waifuria Prime]]' by Joe Biden's [[James Fargo\|Advisor]], the North American Overlord began expanding his conquests into the cosmos- in a move which would spell certain destruction for the Omniverse.

			In April, despite incessant calls for caution from the United Nations, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Overlord Biden]] decided it would be a Grand idea to send the top weather scientists on Earth to study the gravitational anomaly located over Australia, the dreaded, despicable, disastrous [[Downward Spiral]]. This resulted in over 700 of the world’s greatest minds being lost to the Downward Spiral.

			While this massive loss of live was incredibly unfortunate on its own right, it would prove doubly as tragic as the climate swung completely out of control in the coming years, with no scientists alive to provide guidance or explanations to the unprecedented weather changes of the [[Grand Freeze]]. Some described this as Unforeseen Consequences for the rotten-minded Mummy,

			In the absence of any educated professionals, Joe Biden installed himself as the Chief Weather Scientist of America, despite having zero understanding of climate sciences whatsoever.

			== 5 AB ==
	[[File:Waiguriaprim4.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:Waiguriaprim4.jpg\|thumb]]

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	== 3 AB ==		== 3 AB ==
	On March 8th. 3 AB, the North American Overlord ordered a full-scale nuclear strike on the nation of [[Mexico]], decimating the entire infrastructure of the former [[Combine]] satellite state. Eighteen cities were totally obliterated, and [[Chihuahua, Mexico (City 9)\|City 9]] (formerly Chihauhua, Mexico), was the only one spared. The crumbling government left behind in the wake of former Mexican Representative to the Board, The [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man]], decided the best thing to do for the Mexican people would be to give in to the [[North American Overlorddom]], which they did.		On March 8th. 3 AB, the North American Overlord ordered a full-scale nuclear strike on the nation of [[Mexico]], decimating the entire infrastructure of the former [[Combine]] satellite state. Eighteen cities were totally obliterated, and [[Chihuahua, Mexico (City 9)\|City 9]] (formerly Chihauhua, Mexico), was the only one spared. The crumbling government left behind in the wake of former Mexican Representative to the Board, The [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man]], decided the best thing to do for the Mexican people would be to give in to the [[North American Overlorddom]], which they did.

			== 4 AB ==
			With the completion of the supersentient space station, which was dubbed '[[Waifuria Prime]]' by Joe Biden's [[James Fargo\|Advisor]], the North American Overlord began expanding his conquests into the cosmos- in a move which would spell certain destruction for the Omniverse.

	[[File:Waiguriaprim4.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:Waiguriaprim4.jpg\|thumb]]