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 "Well, I guess that ruins the whole ''mythology'' of it all, doesn't it?", The Auditor asked the leading twink, who nodded shyly and blushed. The Auditor sipped a can of J.F. Sweets Cherry Cola and softly ran his Employeric finger down the Agarthian's chin.
-"It's a shame, really. It would've made a spectacular story- the pretty boys teaming up with the ugly fucking fucks- I mean- who the fuck made you guys anyways? Guess
+"It's a shame, really. It would've made a spectacular story- the pretty, pretty boys teaming up with the ugly fucking fucks- I mean- who the fuck made you guys anyways? Disgusting pieces of shit." The Auditor kicked one of the Hobgoblins, sending him flying out into the ocean.
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	Bilb Gate raised his finger and gently tapped the Agarthian Prince. This tap was so quaint, so light, that it was referred to by historians as have been '''micro-soft''<nowiki/>'. With this touch, Stob exploded into a mystical mist- and the Agarthian twinks fled to their boats, abandoning the Bilb Tap Palace and dissapearing into the sea.		Bilb Gate raised his finger and gently tapped the Agarthian Prince. This tap was so quaint, so light, that it was referred to by historians as have been '''micro-soft''<nowiki/>'. With this touch, Stob exploded into a mystical mist- and the Agarthian twinks fled to their boats, abandoning the Bilb Tap Palace and dissapearing into the sea.
			[[File:Dream TradingCard - 2023-01-09T194704.096.jpg\|thumb\|A close-up of a Bilb Wasp.]]
	Bilb Gate's Bilb form was fading, though, and he felt himself becoming lighter and lighter, as the molecules of his body dissipated into thin air. With one final command- to rid the Inner Earth of Agarthians once and for all- Bilb Gate vanished into millions of small wasps, each containing a shard of his bilborious soul. These wasps dispersed across Inner and Outer Earth alike- taking refuge in civilizations across the globe, and, in one case, [[Bilb Wasp Home\|inside of an unfortunate hiker]].		Bilb Gate's Bilb form was fading, though, and he felt himself becoming lighter and lighter, as the molecules of his body dissipated into thin air. With one final command- to rid the Inner Earth of Agarthians once and for all- Bilb Gate vanished into millions of small wasps, each containing a shard of his bilborious soul. These wasps dispersed across Inner and Outer Earth alike- taking refuge in civilizations across the globe, and, in one case, [[Bilb Wasp Home\|inside of an unfortunate hiker]].

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	Bilb Gate had the notable distinction of being the only Bilb Emperor in Omniversal history. As he stood back to back with the Blum Magistrate, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and summoned to him the many shards of his shattered soul which had been scattered across the planet. Now, in a feat of Bilborious might, the Bilb Wasps flew at mach speeds into the Inner Earth, circling around Bilb Gate in a furious storm of Bilb energies.		Bilb Gate had the notable distinction of being the only Bilb Emperor in Omniversal history. As he stood back to back with the Blum Magistrate, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and summoned to him the many shards of his shattered soul which had been scattered across the planet. Now, in a feat of Bilborious might, the Bilb Wasps flew at mach speeds into the Inner Earth, circling around Bilb Gate in a furious storm of Bilb energies.

	Now, with his full divine Bilborious quintessence once again at his side, and with [[Stob]] long deceased, Bilb Gate was ready to defeat the Agarthian Twinks (and the Callistian Hobgoblins) and take back his empire, once and for all. The Blum Magistrate, channelling the Omniversal Baseline Maga Supply, directed a beam of high-powered light at Bilb Gate- finally converting the Bilb Emperor to his true form.		Now, with his full divine Bilborious quintessence once again at his side, and with [[Stob]] long deceased, Bilb Gate was ready to defeat the Agarthian Twinks (and the Callistian Hobgoblins) and take back his empire, once and for all. The Blum Magistrate, channelling the Omniversal Baseline Maga Supply, directed a beam of high-powered light at Bilb Gate- finally converting the Bilb Emperor to his true form. Now, at long last, he shed his Imperial Incarnate- and the true nature of Bilb Gate was finally revealed-

			=== Illusionium ===
			"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is the matter with you? I mean- seriously, Greg, I told you ''how'' many times?" The [[Auditor]] screamed at the Blum Magistrate, as his Glowing Wasp body collapsed around him. The Wasps now scattered into the wind, as the Twinks and Hobgoblins stood in total awe, staring at the Employer in front of them.

			"I said, Greg, if you channel [[Magarra\|Magarrish]] energies into my fucking Wasp Suit, that they wouldn't like that. I told you- god- six, seven, eight times? And now look at this. You've ruined the whole fucking thing. So, congratulations, ''Greg''." The Auditor turned to Greg and vaporized him on the spot. He rolled his eyes at the dumbstruck Agarthians around him.

			"Well, I guess that ruins the whole ''mythology'' of it all, doesn't it?", The Auditor asked the leading twink, who nodded shyly and blushed. The Auditor sipped a can of J.F. Sweets Cherry Cola and softly ran his Employeric finger down the Agarthian's chin.

			"It's a shame, really. It would've made a spectacular story- the pretty boys teaming up with the ugly fucking fucks- I mean- who the fuck made you guys anyways? Guess


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	"Henceforth, I shall be known as the Bilb King.", Stob said, grinning around at his Agarthian armies.		"Henceforth, I shall be known as the Bilb King.", Stob said, grinning around at his Agarthian armies.

	== Rebirth ==		=== Rebirth ===
	Bilb Gate existed in a tortorous, painful state within the Soulsword for two hundred years, at which point the Agarthian's subscription to Dinoforge Prime expired and the sword crumbled to dust. Bilb Gate then emerged in a furious blaze of Bilb, and towered above the now-aging Stob.		Bilb Gate existed in a tortorous, painful state within the Soulsword for two hundred years, at which point the Agarthian's subscription to Dinoforge Prime expired and the sword crumbled to dust. Bilb Gate then emerged in a furious blaze of Bilb, and towered above the now-aging Stob.

	"Stob, two hundred years ago... I pled for mercy, and you gave me none. Now, I shall smite you with a force so divine and incalculable that you shall be banished from this realm forever."		"Stob, two hundred years ago... I pled for mercy, and you gave me none. Now, I shall smite you with a force so divine and incalculable that you shall be banished from this realm forever."

	Bilb Gate raised his finger and gently tapped the Agarthian Prince. This tap was so quaint, so light, that it was referred to by historians as have been '''micro-soft''<nowiki/>'. With this touch, Stob exploded into a mystical mist- and the Agarthian twinks fled to their boats, abandoning the Bilb Tap Palace and dissapearing into the sea.		Bilb Gate raised his finger and gently tapped the Agarthian Prince. This tap was so quaint, so light, that it was referred to by historians as have been '''micro-soft''<nowiki/>'. With this touch, Stob exploded into a mystical mist- and the Agarthian twinks fled to their boats, abandoning the Bilb Tap Palace and dissapearing into the sea.

	Bilb Gate's Bilb form was fading, though, and he felt himself becoming lighter and lighter, as the molecules of his body dissipated into thin air. With one final command- to rid the Inner Earth of Agarthians once and for all- Bilb Gate vanished into millions of small wasps, each containing a shard of his bilborious soul. These wasps dispersed across Inner and Outer Earth alike- taking refuge in civilizations across the globe, and, in one case, [[Bilb Wasp Home\|inside of an unfortunate hiker]].		Bilb Gate's Bilb form was fading, though, and he felt himself becoming lighter and lighter, as the molecules of his body dissipated into thin air. With one final command- to rid the Inner Earth of Agarthians once and for all- Bilb Gate vanished into millions of small wasps, each containing a shard of his bilborious soul. These wasps dispersed across Inner and Outer Earth alike- taking refuge in civilizations across the globe, and, in one case, [[Bilb Wasp Home\|inside of an unfortunate hiker]].

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 "Stob, two hundred years ago... I pled for mercy, and you gave me none. Now, I shall smite you with a force so divine and incalculable that you shall be banished from this realm forever."
-Bilb Gate raised his finger and gently tapped the Agarthian Prince. This tap was so quaint, so light, that it was referred to by historians as have been 'micro-soft'.
+Bilb Gate raised his finger and gently tapped the Agarthian Prince. This tap was so quaint, so light, that it was referred to by historians as have been '''micro-soft''<nowiki/>'. With this touch, Stob exploded into a mystical mist- and the Agarthian twinks fled to their boats, abandoning the Bilb Tap Palace and dissapearing into the sea.
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 Wilbium McGovern Gate, otherwise known as the Macrosaur, was a tech mogul and ancient Bilb Tap Emperor.
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Wilbium McGovern Gate, otherwise known as the Macrosaur, was a tech mogul and ancient Bilb Tap Emperor.
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