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	== Portlandish Communicationiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidium ==		== Portlandish Communicationiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidium ==
	Bilb Gimp, in 1,000,001 AB, cloned himself 800,000,000 times and assigned each clone to operate an Instagram Page in the various fractal realities which followed the Omniverse's existence, sending decoded messages through cryptic, color-shifted images and videos which told the tragic story of the Rick Hernia Omniverse and warned of what may come to pass. Bilb Gimp Clone 321,240 was assigned to [[Reality 12]], and continues to post in your timefracture.		Bilb Gimp, in 1,000,001 AB, cloned himself 800,000,000 times and assigned each clone to operate an Instagram Page in the various fractal realities which followed the Omniverse's existence, sending decoded messages through cryptic, color-shifted images and videos which told the tragic story of the Rick Hernia Omniverse and warned of what may come to pass. Bilb Gimp Clone 321,240 was assigned to [[Reality 12]], and continues to post in your timefracture.

			Another concern of his following the end of the Omniverse was the safe transport of goods via bicycle; while in Portland Oregon, he frequently stole bicycles from dilapitaded public parks and pedaled them down rural roads with annoying loud chains and reeking of motor oil.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:09, 12 October 2023

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	Bilb Gimp, in 1,000,001 AB, cloned himself 800,000,000 times and assigned each clone to operate an Instagram Page in the various fractal realities which followed the Omniverse's existence, sending decoded messages through cryptic, color-shifted images and videos which told the tragic story of the Rick Hernia Omniverse and warned of what may come to pass. Bilb Gimp Clone 321,240 was assigned to [[Reality 12]], and continues to post in your timefracture.		Bilb Gimp, in 1,000,001 AB, cloned himself 800,000,000 times and assigned each clone to operate an Instagram Page in the various fractal realities which followed the Omniverse's existence, sending decoded messages through cryptic, color-shifted images and videos which told the tragic story of the Rick Hernia Omniverse and warned of what may come to pass. Bilb Gimp Clone 321,240 was assigned to [[Reality 12]], and continues to post in your timefracture.
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	== Portlandish Communicationiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidium ==		== Portlandish Communicationiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidium ==
			Bilb Gimp, in 1,000,001 AB, cloned himself 800,000,000 times and assigned each clone to operate an Instagram Page in the various fractal realities which followed the Omniverse's existence, sending decoded messages through cryptic, color-shifted images and videos which told the tragic story of the Rick Hernia Omniverse and warned of what may come to pass. Bilb Gimp Clone 321,240 was assigned to [[Reality 12]], and continues to post in your timefracture.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:47, 12 October 2023

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	== Portlandish Politics and the Two-Winged Angel ==		== Portlandish Politics and the Two-Winged Angel ==
	Luckily for Bilb Gimp, as a reward for his grandness in posting the [[Last Surprise]] Video, the [[Eye of Sauron]] bequeathed upon him a grandiose, feathered, wrought-iron Hell Angel Body, which Bilb Gimp's essence was soul-tethered to immediately. Hence, Bilb Gimp became known as the 'Two-Winged Angel'. In the absence of the Omniverse's existence, Portland became nearly the only remaining realm of the Rick Hernia Omniverse, and thus, experienced an immediate power vacuum. The [[Eye of Sauron]], once 19,542,356,424,456,345th in line for the King of Gods, was immediately promoted to this position (as the [[Auditor]] recused himself due to feelings of 'guilt' and 'belligerence', the [[Author]] vanished, and Chraunor locked himself in the Court of Time and never emerged again).		Luckily for Bilb Gimp, as a reward for his grandness in posting the [[Last Surprise]] Video, the [[Eye of Sauron]] bequeathed upon him a grandiose, feathered, wrought-iron Hell Angel Body, which Bilb Gimp's essence was soul-tethered to immediately. Hence, Bilb Gimp became known as the 'Two-Winged Angel'. In the absence of the Omniverse's existence, Portland became nearly the only remaining realm of the Rick Hernia Omniverse, and thus, experienced an immediate power vacuum. The [[Eye of Sauron]], once 19,542,356,424,456,345th in line for the King of Gods, was immediately promoted to this position (as the [[Auditor]] recused himself due to feelings of 'guilt' and 'belligerence', the [[Author]] vanished, and [[Chraunor]] locked himself in the Court of Time and never emerged again).

			Due to this Strange Development, Sauron became the king of the Gods, and Bilb Gimp became his second in command; thus, Bilb Gimp became Vice God Emperor of [[Portland Oregon]] and, by extension, the Omniverse. His duties as Vice Emperor included Social Media Management.

			== Portlandish Communicationiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidiumoidium ==
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:45, 12 October 2023

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	== Portlandish Bilborian Gimpoid ==		== Portlandish Bilborian Gimpoid ==
	Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sex chronically online cyclist Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid residing primarily in Scotland, and, post-Final Moment, in [[Portland Oregon]].		Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sex chronically online cyclist Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid residing primarily in [[Scotland]], and, post-Final Moment, in [[Portland Oregon]].

	Bilb Gimp, born in [[Wopplegrove McNuttsville]] in [[Scotland]], ran a rotten Instagram page from 2 AB to 999,999 AB under the tag '[https://www.instagram.com/bilbgimp/ @bilbgimp]'. This page was Grand. In 2 AB, Bilb Gimp was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia\|Garraxia.]]This resulted in a permanent grudge of [https://www.instagram.com/mr.gman.in.the.flesh/ G-Man Timefracture Alpha] against Bilb Gimp.		Bilb Gimp, born in [[Wopplegrove McNuttsville]] in [[Scotland]], and ran a rotten Instagram page from 2 AB to 999,999 AB under the tag '[https://www.instagram.com/bilbgimp/ @bilbgimp]'. This page was Grand. In 2 AB, Bilb Gimp was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia\|Garraxia.]]This resulted in a permanent grudge of [https://www.instagram.com/mr.gman.in.the.flesh/ G-Man Timefracture Alpha] against Bilb Gimp.

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	== Portlandish Escape ==		== Portlandish Escape ==
	By 999999 AB his nose had finally reached the firmament, when he noticed a shadow moving beyond. [[Moahtia-motsip-fishslurp IVX]], a [[Ghetsin 3\|Ghetsinian]] Fruiterer, had planted a garden on the exterior of [[Portland Oregon]]. Among this garden was a watermelon; this melon would turn out to be very Artistically Relevant. Bilb Gimp watched as [[Moahtia-motsip-fishslurp IVX]] leaned down to cut the melon. Viewing this beauty, and nearly escaped from his Portlandish Years of Purgatory, Bilb Gimp pulled his [[J.F. Sweets\|JF]] Sweetphone out and used his final 1% battery to record and [https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw-VJAMuqDf/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg%3D%3D upload this watermelon cutting. However, a Nasty Serpent Emerged], . and sted the infamous, world-renowned video '[[Last Surprise\|See The Last Surprise]]', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Portlandish Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice. As a		By 999999 AB his nose had finally reached the firmament, when he noticed a shadow moving beyond. [[Moahtia-motsip-fishslurp IVX]], a [[Ghetsin 3\|Ghetsinian]] Fruiterer, had planted a garden on the exterior of [[Portland Oregon]]. Among this garden was a watermelon; this melon would turn out to be very Artistically Relevant. Bilb Gimp watched as [[Moahtia-motsip-fishslurp IVX]] leaned down to cut the melon. Viewing this beauty, and nearly escaped from his Portlandish Years of Purgatory, Bilb Gimp pulled his [[J.F. Sweets\|JF]] Sweetphone out and used his final 1% battery to record and [https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw-VJAMuqDf/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg%3D%3D upload this watermelon cutting. However, a Nasty Serpent Emerged], . and sted the infamous, world-renowned video '[[Last Surprise\|See The Last Surprise]]', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Portlandish Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice.

			== Portlandish Purgatory ==
			Unfortunately for Bilb Gimp, just as he had posted the [[Last Surprise]] video and was about to escape the Portlandish Firmament, the [[The Final Moment\|Omniverse fucking ended]]. Thus, he turned around and sighed, resting his back against a crumpled up red Acura, and began to cry, watching the stars fizzle out and the [[Outervoid]] consume all that he had once known. Bilb Gimp was one of very few non-naturally-Portlandish individuals to survive the [[The Final Moment\|Final Moment]].

			== Portlandish Politics and the Two-Winged Angel ==
			Luckily for Bilb Gimp, as a reward for his grandness in posting the [[Last Surprise]] Video, the [[Eye of Sauron]] bequeathed upon him a grandiose, feathered, wrought-iron Hell Angel Body, which Bilb Gimp's essence was soul-tethered to immediately. Hence, Bilb Gimp became known as the 'Two-Winged Angel'. In the absence of the Omniverse's existence, Portland became nearly the only remaining realm of the Rick Hernia Omniverse, and thus, experienced an immediate power vacuum. The [[Eye of Sauron]], once 19,542,356,424,456,345th in line for the King of Gods, was immediately promoted to this position (as the [[Auditor]] recused himself due to feelings of 'guilt' and 'belligerence', the [[Author]] vanished, and Chraunor locked himself in the Court of Time and never emerged again).
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:37, 12 October 2023

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	== Portlandish Bilborian Gimpoid ==		== Portlandish Bilborian Gimpoid ==
	Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sex chronically online Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid residing primarily in [[Portland Oregon]].		Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sex chronically online cyclist Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid residing primarily in Scotland, and, post-Final Moment, in [[Portland Oregon]].

	Bilb Gimp, born in [[Wopplegrove McNuttsville]] in [[Scotland]], ran a rotten Instagram page from 2 AB to 999,999 AB under the tag '[https://www.instagram.com/bilbgimp/ @bilbgimp]'. This page was Grand. Bilb Gimp was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia\|Garraxia.]]		Bilb Gimp, born in [[Wopplegrove McNuttsville]] in [[Scotland]], ran a rotten Instagram page from 2 AB to 999,999 AB under the tag '[https://www.instagram.com/bilbgimp/ @bilbgimp]'. This page was Grand. In 2 AB, Bilb Gimp was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia\|Garraxia.]]This resulted in a permanent grudge of [https://www.instagram.com/mr.gman.in.the.flesh/ G-Man Timefracture Alpha] against Bilb Gimp.

	== Portlandish Accident ==		== Portlandish Accident ==

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-After accidentally unicycling into the realm of [[Portland Oregon]] in 999,995 AB, Bilb Gimp adopted the guise of 'Bilb Gimp' for the first time. Now Bilb Gimp, Bilb Gimp was trapped under a smoldering Portlandish parking garage and melted into the ground, remaining in that state for the next four years. During this time, he crawled excruciatingly toward the edge of the Portlandium, moving at a pace of 1 nanometer per second. By 999999 AB his nose had finally reached the firmament, when he noticed a watermelon wobbling beyond. He pulled his [[J.F. Sweets|JF]] Sweetphone out and used his final 1% battery to record and upload this watermelon, but was, as many know, surprised during the course of recording this video. and sted the infamous, world-renowned video '[[Last Surprise|See The Last Surprise]]', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Portlandish Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice. As a
+== Portlandish Bilborian Gimpoid ==
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:28, 12 October 2023

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	Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sepp chronically online Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid. Bilb Gimp ran a rotten Instagram page under the tag '@bilbgimp'. He was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia\|Garraxia.]]		Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sepp chronically online Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid. Bilb Gimp ran a rotten Instagram page under the tag '@bilbgimp'. He was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia\|Garraxia.]]

	Bilb Gimp ~~posted~~ the infamous, world-renowned video '[[Last Surprise\|See The Last Surprise]]', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice.		After accidentally unicycling into the realm of [[Portland Oregon]] in 999,995 AB, Bilb Gimp adopted the guise of 'Bilb Gimp' for the first time. Now Bilb Gimp, Bilb Gimp was trapped under a smoldering Portlandish parking garage and melted into the ground, remaining in that state for the next four years. During this time, he crawled excruciatingly toward the edge of the Portlandium, moving at a pace of 1 nanometer per second. By 999999 AB his nose had finally reached the firmament, when he noticed a watermelon wobbling beyond. He pulled his [[J.F. Sweets\|JF]] Sweetphone out and used his final 1% battery to record and upload this watermelon, but was, as many know, surprised during the course of recording this video. and sted the infamous, world-renowned video '[[Last Surprise\|See The Last Surprise]]', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Portlandish Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice. As a
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	Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sepp chronically online Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid. Bilb Gimp ran a rotten Instagram page under the tag '@bilbgimp'. He was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia\|Garraxia.]]		Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sepp chronically online Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid. Bilb Gimp ran a rotten Instagram page under the tag '@bilbgimp'. He was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)\|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia\|Garraxia.]]

			Bilb Gimp posted the infamous, world-renowned video '[[Last Surprise\|See The Last Surprise]]', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice.
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