Bryan Johnson - Revision history

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	== Lev ==		== Lev ==
	~~His father, Lev 'Johnson' Antonio, was a gangster in Jersey City, New Jersey, who was the archnemisis of~~ [[Curtis Three-Wa]].		[[Curtis Three-Wa]].
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	== Lev ==		== Lev ==
			His father, Lev 'Johnson' Antonio, was a gangster in Jersey City, New Jersey, who was the archnemisis of [[Curtis Three-Wa]].
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 === Animal Testing ===
 Animals tested on included 14 parrakeets, one named Elphaba, seventeen lemurs, eighteen stink bugs, forty-seven wallabies, nine hundred and seventy-two ostrich eggs (egg is veg), eight white rhinoceros, nine polar bears (dissected), a tadpole, one Galapagos Tortoise, fifty-seven bilb wasps, eighty-nine squirrels, sixteen crocodiles, twelve ladybugs, eight deer, seventy-two partridges, fifteen pandas, seventy-seven peacocks, two moose, three great horned owls, seven great white sharks, gorplety-five koi, seventy anacondas, one bald eagle, three slugs, eighty-seven honch-wrest, and a grizzly bear covered in pee.
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	=== Adrenochrome ===		=== Adrenochrome ===
	Yum yum! Bryan Johnson's foremost discovery, apart from his De-Aging technologies, was the magiciacal unlocking of adrenochromal properties in the blood of infants. After thieving an infant out of a middle-aged woman from southwestern Nebraska, Allison M. Wettvieler, (the child, of course, having been Michael R. Wettvieler III), and repurposing the infant for adrenochromal generational technologies, he decided, that, in the interest of preserving morality and protectionality, and avoiding committing human rights violations, the only proper thing to do was to clone Michael R. Wettvieler and create an Infant Adrenochrome farm. This farm housed 55 babies, and was located underneath a Pizza Hut in Washington D.C. This laboratory was left to [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. sweets]] in Johnson's will; after his 'passing', or rather, embryonic reentrance, this property became operated and commercialized by [[James Fargo]]. Thusly began the production of J.F. Youth Serum, which was banned in the nation of Denmark following revelations that it tested on animals.		Yum yum! Bryan Johnson's foremost discovery, apart from his De-Aging technologies, was the magiciacal unlocking of adrenochromal properties in the blood of infants. After thieving an infant out of a middle-aged woman from southwestern Nebraska, Allison M. Wettvieler, (the child, of course, having been Michael R. Wettvieler III), and repurposing the infant for adrenochromal generational technologies, he decided, that, in the interest of preserving morality and protectionality, and avoiding committing human rights violations, the only proper thing to do was to clone Michael R. Wettvieler and create an Infant Adrenochrome farm. This farm housed 55 babies, and was located underneath a Pizza Hut in Washington D.C. This laboratory was left to [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. sweets]] in Johnson's will; after his 'passing', or rather, embryonic reentrance, this property became operated and commercialized by [[James Fargo]]. Thusly began the production of J.F. Youth Serum, which was banned in the nation of Denmark following revelations that it tested on animals.

			=== Animal Testing ===
			Animals tested on included 14 parrakeets, one named Elphaba, seventeen lemurs, eighteen stink bugs, forty-seven wallabies, nine hundred and seventy-two ostrich eggs (egg is veg), eight white rhinoceros, nine polar bears (dissected), a tadpole, one Galapagos Tortoise, fifty-seven bilb wasps, eighty-nine squirrels, sixteen crocodiles, twelve ladybugs, eight deer, seventy-two partridges, fifteen pandas, seventy-seven peacocks, two moose, three great horned owls, seven great white sharks, gorplety-five koi, seventy anacondas, one bald eagle, three slugs, eighty-seven honch-wrest, and a grizzly bear covered in pee.
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	=== Adrenochrome ===		=== Adrenochrome ===
	Yum yum! Bryan Johnson's foremost discovery, apart from his De-Aging technologies, was the magiciacal unlocking of adrenochromal properties in the blood of infants. After thieving an infant out of a middle-aged woman from southwestern Nebraska, Allison M. Wettvieler, (the child, of course, having been Michael R. Wettvieler III), and repurposing the infant for adrenochromal generational technologies, he decided, that, in the interest of preserving morality and protectionality, and avoiding committing human rights violations, the only proper thing to do was to clone Michael R. Wettvieler and create an Infant Adrenochrome farm. This farm housed 55 babies, and was located underneath a Pizza Hut in Washington D.C.		Yum yum! Bryan Johnson's foremost discovery, apart from his De-Aging technologies, was the magiciacal unlocking of adrenochromal properties in the blood of infants. After thieving an infant out of a middle-aged woman from southwestern Nebraska, Allison M. Wettvieler, (the child, of course, having been Michael R. Wettvieler III), and repurposing the infant for adrenochromal generational technologies, he decided, that, in the interest of preserving morality and protectionality, and avoiding committing human rights violations, the only proper thing to do was to clone Michael R. Wettvieler and create an Infant Adrenochrome farm. This farm housed 55 babies, and was located underneath a Pizza Hut in Washington D.C. This laboratory was left to [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. sweets]] in Johnson's will; after his 'passing', or rather, embryonic reentrance, this property became operated and commercialized by [[James Fargo]]. Thusly began the production of J.F. Youth Serum, which was banned in the nation of Denmark following revelations that it tested on animals.
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	[[File:ImageBryan.png\|thumb\|Bryan before and after consuming his revolutionary Embryonic technology. ]]		[[File:ImageBryan.png\|thumb\|Bryan before and after consuming his revolutionary Embryonic technology. ]]
	Bryan Johnson, not to be confused with [[Bryan Johnson]], was an American Revolutionary Scientist credited with discovering de-aging technologies which resulting in him de-aging so far he reentered embryonic bliss.		Bryan Johnson, not to be confused with [[Bryan Johnson]], was an American Revolutionary Scientist credited with discovering de-aging Embryonic ® technologies which resulting in him de-aging so far he reentered embryonic bliss. He aged so far he turned embryonic in nature.

			=== Adrenochrome ===
			Yum yum! Bryan Johnson's foremost discovery, apart from his De-Aging technologies, was the magiciacal unlocking of adrenochromal properties in the blood of infants. After thieving an infant out of a middle-aged woman from southwestern Nebraska, Allison M. Wettvieler, (the child, of course, having been Michael R. Wettvieler III), and repurposing the infant for adrenochromal generational technologies, he decided, that, in the interest of preserving morality and protectionality, and avoiding committing human rights violations, the only proper thing to do was to clone Michael R. Wettvieler and create an Infant Adrenochrome farm. This farm housed 55 babies, and was located underneath a Pizza Hut in Washington D.C.
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	[[File:ImageBryan.png\|thumb\|Bryan before and after consuming his revolutionary Embryonic technology. ]]		[[File:ImageBryan.png\|thumb\|Bryan before and after consuming his revolutionary Embryonic technology. ]]
	Bryan Johnson, not to be confused with Bryan Johnson, was an American Revolutionary Scientist credited with discovering de-aging technologies which resulting in him de-aging so far he reentered embryonic bliss.		Bryan Johnson, not to be confused with [[Bryan Johnson]], was an American Revolutionary Scientist credited with discovering de-aging technologies which resulting in him de-aging so far he reentered embryonic bliss.
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Bryan Johnson, not to be confused with Bryan Johnson, was an American Revolutionary Scientist credited with discovering de-aging technologies which resulting in him de-aging so far he reentered embryonic bliss.
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