Chinese Balloon Surveillance Activity - Revision history

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	There was a 2403% increase in electricity-related deaths in the state of Montana in 4 AB.		There was a 2403% increase in electricity-related deaths in the state of Montana in 4 AB.
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	Signal from the balloon was broadcast back to [[G- Man\|Winnie The Pooh]] in the Chinese capital of Beijing, who combined this footage with all of the user data his government had obtained from their social-media data collection operation, 'Mik-Mok'. Mik-Mok was very popular in the [[United States of America\|United States]] due to its ability to keep the masses endlessly scrolling through its addictive interface.		Signal from the balloon was broadcast back to [[G- Man\|Winnie The Pooh]] in the Chinese capital of Beijing, who combined this footage with all of the user data his government had obtained from their social-media data collection operation, 'Mik-Mok'. Mik-Mok was very popular in the [[United States of America\|United States]] due to its ability to keep the masses endlessly scrolling through its addictive interface.

	With all of this data, the Chinese ~~Cockroach~~ Party (CCP)		With all of this data, the Chinese Compost Party (CCP) began to build a comprehensive profile of the state of Montana. They constructed a highly accurate replica of the entire state in a top-secret sub-oceanic bunker off of the coast of Taiwan. Then, in the middle of the night on February 10, 3 AB, they seamlessly swapped their fake state with the real one. They did this by focusing a hyper-powerful space laser from the Balloon which eviscerated the entire state in a perfectly clean blast. Then, the new state was launched into space at hypersonic speeds, crashing down and fitting neatly into the Montanese hole like a lego brick. The 1.104 million citizens of Montana were all killed in the balloon blast and were replaced with identical synthezoid counterparts. This all happened in less than three seconds. The American Government never realized what happened, and these synthezoids began to populate the Earth, they themselves unaware of the true nature of their identity.

			There was a 2403% increase in electricity-related deaths in the state of Montana in 4 AB.

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[[File:Imagebalon.png|thumb|The Chinese Spy Balloon was conspicuous as fuck.]]
The Chinese Balloon Surveillance Activity was an illegal spying activity which was planned and executed by authoritarian dictator of China [[Winnie the Pooh]] in 3 AB.

The activity heavily involved a conspicuous large balloon which was spotted floating ominously over the state of Montana in North America on February 3, 2023. The balloon was affixed with a large amount of surveillance equipment, undoubtedly used to closely monitor the Montana State Government.

Signal from the balloon was broadcast back to [[G- Man|Winnie The Pooh]] in the Chinese capital of Beijing, who combined this footage with all of the user data his government had obtained from their social-media data collection operation, 'Mik-Mok'. Mik-Mok was very popular in the [[United States of America|United States]] due to its ability to keep the masses endlessly scrolling through its addictive interface.

With all of this data, the Chinese Cockroach Party (CCP)