Combine-19 Virus - Revision history

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	== Plandemic ==		== Plandemic ==
	[[File:MAGAKingmask.png\|thumb\|The MAGA King, followed closely by his chief security advisor, The Egg.]]		[[File:MAGAKingmask.png\|thumb\|The MAGA King, followed closely by his chief security advisor, The [[Egg]].]]
	The plague was released in 1 B.B (2019 in Earth years), roughly 2 months after the end of [[The great META war\|the Great META War]], and began quickly infecting Chinese citizens, and soon spread across the world. The Combine-19 Virus ravaged the Earth, infecting millions of people across the globe. [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|The Great MAGA King]], then president of the [[United States of America\|United States]], raced to develop a vaccine for the wretched virus. He dubbed this initiative 'Project Warp Speed', a name which the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Brainrotter]] would adopt several years later for his Waifurian Armed International Forces of America (W.A.I.F.U.) recruitment initiative (A.K.A. kidnapping children in their sleep to be conscripted into the army).		The plague was released in 1 B.B (2019 in Earth years), roughly 2 months after the end of [[The great META war\|the Great META War]], and began quickly infecting Chinese citizens, and soon spread across the world. The Combine-19 Virus ravaged the Earth, infecting millions of people across the globe. [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|The Great MAGA King]], then president of the [[United States of America\|United States]], raced to develop a vaccine for the wretched virus. He dubbed this initiative 'Project Warp Speed', a name which the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Brainrotter]] would adopt several years later for his Waifurian Armed International Forces of America (W.A.I.F.U.) recruitment initiative (A.K.A. kidnapping children in their sleep to be conscripted into the army).

	The plague ravaged the planet from 1 B.B to 6 AB, when it eventually was controlled and relegated to a minor health risk. Only 10 million people died from the plague yearly by this point, so the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Wretched Rotten Hideous Hagload]] deemed the pandemic 'over'. Despite this, the Combine-19 Virus remained on [[Earth 2\|Earth]] and became a disease people just learned to live with, such as the flu or Hungarian Nanobug Jitters.		The plague ravaged the planet from 1 B.B to 6 AB, when it eventually was controlled and relegated to a minor health risk. Only 10 million people died from the plague yearly by this point, so the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Wretched Rotten Hideous Hagload]] deemed the pandemic 'over'. Despite this, the Combine-19 Virus remained on [[Earth 2\|Earth]] and became a disease people just learned to live with, such as the flu or Hungarian Nanobug Jitters.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:39, 21 July 2022

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	== Plandemic ==		== Plandemic ==
	[[File:MAGAKingmask.png\|thumb\|The MAGA King, followed closely by his chief security advisor, The Egg.]]		[[File:MAGAKingmask.png\|thumb\|The MAGA King, followed closely by his chief security advisor, The Egg.]]
	The plague was released in 1 B.B (2019 in Earth years), roughly 2 months after the end of [[The great META war\|the Great META War]], and began quickly infecting Chinese citizens, and soon spread across the world. The Combine-19 Virus ravaged the Earth, infecting millions of people across the globe. [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|The Great MAGA King]], then president of the [[United States of America\|United States]], raced to develop a vaccine for the wretched virus. He dubbed this initiative 'Project Warp Speed', a name which the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Brainrotter]] would adopt several years later for his Waifurian Armed International Forces of America W.A.I.F.U.) recruitment initiative (A.K.A. kidnapping children in their sleep to be conscripted into the army).		The plague was released in 1 B.B (2019 in Earth years), roughly 2 months after the end of [[The great META war\|the Great META War]], and began quickly infecting Chinese citizens, and soon spread across the world. The Combine-19 Virus ravaged the Earth, infecting millions of people across the globe. [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|The Great MAGA King]], then president of the [[United States of America\|United States]], raced to develop a vaccine for the wretched virus. He dubbed this initiative 'Project Warp Speed', a name which the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Brainrotter]] would adopt several years later for his Waifurian Armed International Forces of America (W.A.I.F.U.) recruitment initiative (A.K.A. kidnapping children in their sleep to be conscripted into the army).

	The plague ravaged the planet from 1 B.B to 6 AB, when it eventually was controlled and relegated to a minor health risk. Only 10 million people died from the plague yearly by this point, so the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Wretched Rotten Hideous Hagload]] deemed the pandemic 'over'. Despite this, the Combine-19 Virus remained on [[Earth 2\|Earth]] and became a disease people just learned to live with, such as the flu or Hungarian Nanobug Jitters.		The plague ravaged the planet from 1 B.B to 6 AB, when it eventually was controlled and relegated to a minor health risk. Only 10 million people died from the plague yearly by this point, so the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Wretched Rotten Hideous Hagload]] deemed the pandemic 'over'. Despite this, the Combine-19 Virus remained on [[Earth 2\|Earth]] and became a disease people just learned to live with, such as the flu or Hungarian Nanobug Jitters.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 20:14, 21 July 2022

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	== Plandemic ==		== Plandemic ==
			[[File:MAGAKingmask.png\|thumb\|The MAGA King, followed closely by his chief security advisor, The Egg.]]
	The plague was released in 1 B.B (2019 in Earth years), roughly 2 months after the end of [[The great META war\|the Great META War]], and began quickly infecting Chinese citizens, and soon spread across the world. The Combine-19 Virus ravaged the Earth, infecting millions of people across the globe. [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|The Great MAGA King]], then president of the [[United States of America\|United States]], raced to develop a vaccine for the wretched virus. He dubbed this initiative 'Project Warp Speed', a name which the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Brainrotter]] would adopt several years later for his Waifurian Armed International Forces of America W.A.I.F.U.) recruitment initiative (A.K.A. kidnapping children in their sleep to be conscripted into the army).		The plague was released in 1 B.B (2019 in Earth years), roughly 2 months after the end of [[The great META war\|the Great META War]], and began quickly infecting Chinese citizens, and soon spread across the world. The Combine-19 Virus ravaged the Earth, infecting millions of people across the globe. [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|The Great MAGA King]], then president of the [[United States of America\|United States]], raced to develop a vaccine for the wretched virus. He dubbed this initiative 'Project Warp Speed', a name which the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Brainrotter]] would adopt several years later for his Waifurian Armed International Forces of America W.A.I.F.U.) recruitment initiative (A.K.A. kidnapping children in their sleep to be conscripted into the army).

	The plague ravaged the planet from 1 B.B to 6 AB, when it eventually was controlled and relegated to a minor health risk. Only 10 million people died from the plague yearly by this point, so the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Wretched Rotten Hideous Hagload]] deemed the pandemic 'over'. Despite this, the Combine-19 Virus remained on [[Earth 2\|Earth]] and became a disease people just learned to live with, such as the flu or Hungarian Nanobug Jitters.		The plague ravaged the planet from 1 B.B to 6 AB, when it eventually was controlled and relegated to a minor health risk. Only 10 million people died from the plague yearly by this point, so the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Wretched Rotten Hideous Hagload]] deemed the pandemic 'over'. Despite this, the Combine-19 Virus remained on [[Earth 2\|Earth]] and became a disease people just learned to live with, such as the flu or Hungarian Nanobug Jitters.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32: Created page with "thumb The Combine-19 Virus was a biologically engineered supervirus which was ejaculated from the C.O.C.K at lightspeed in an incubation tank and crashed into mainland China. It was designed as 'payback' for the Gigamagnet's genocidal slaughter of over 10 million Combine troops, as well as the overall pathetic defeat in the 200-year Great META War of an intergalactic empire..."

2022-07-21T20:11:48Z

Created page with "thumb The Combine-19 Virus was a biologically engineered supervirus which was ejaculated from the C.O.C.K at lightspeed in an incubation tank and crashed into mainland China. It was designed as 'payback' for the Gigamagnet's genocidal slaughter of over 10 million Combine troops, as well as the overall pathetic defeat in the 200-year Great META War of an intergalactic empire..."

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[[File:Combine19.png|thumb]]
The Combine-19 Virus was a biologically engineered supervirus which was ejaculated from the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|C.O.C.K]] at lightspeed in an incubation tank and crashed into mainland China. It was designed as 'payback' for the [[Gigamagnet]]'s genocidal slaughter of over 10 million [[Combine]] troops, as well as the overall pathetic defeat in the 200-year [[The great META war|Great META War]] of an intergalactic empire at the hands of a bunch of [[Earth 2|Earthlings]] with machine weaponry.

== Plandemic ==
The plague was released in 1 B.B (2019 in Earth years), roughly 2 months after the end of [[The great META war|the Great META War]], and began quickly infecting Chinese citizens, and soon spread across the world. The Combine-19 Virus ravaged the Earth, infecting millions of people across the globe. [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|The Great MAGA King]], then president of the [[United States of America|United States]], raced to develop a vaccine for the wretched virus. He dubbed this initiative 'Project Warp Speed', a name which the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Brainrotter]] would adopt several years later for his Waifurian Armed International Forces of America W.A.I.F.U.) recruitment initiative (A.K.A. kidnapping children in their sleep to be conscripted into the army).

The plague ravaged the planet from 1 B.B to 6 AB, when it eventually was controlled and relegated to a minor health risk. Only 10 million people died from the plague yearly by this point, so the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Wretched Rotten Hideous Hagload]] deemed the pandemic 'over'. Despite this, the Combine-19 Virus remained on [[Earth 2|Earth]] and became a disease people just learned to live with, such as the flu or Hungarian Nanobug Jitters.