Cybetronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco - Revision history

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 Having initially aimed to take out the main computer of the monstrous Teslazord, Newsomium was taken aback when he discovered a horrific sight.
-Connected to a machine, with wires running out of all of his orifices, was [[Elon Tusk]], chained to a chair with several USB Ports carved into his skull.
+== A Twist of Iron and Twisted Irony ==
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:31, 2 December 2022

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	Newsomium and the Mighty Morphin' Teslazoid became locked in a fierce battle. Cyber Officers began firing on the hulking mass of metal from below- while Newsomium ran at hypersonic speeds across the bridge, his body glowing from the intense friction from his Titanium-Alloy synthezoid skin and the air around him.		Newsomium and the Mighty Morphin' Teslazoid became locked in a fierce battle. Cyber Officers began firing on the hulking mass of metal from below- while Newsomium ran at hypersonic speeds across the bridge, his body glowing from the intense friction from his Titanium-Alloy synthezoid skin and the air around him.
			[[File:Newsomium.jpg\|thumb\|Newsomium's True Form. His Cybertronic nature was revealed. ]]
			Newsomium jumped up onto the Tesla beast, and began tearing car doors and wheels from the outer wall of its left arm. He dove into the inside of the monster, ripping and tearing at already malfunctioning equipment. He crawled up the arm, while the monster attempted to eject him from its innards, even going so far as to submerge its arm underneath the San Francisco Bay. Newsomium pushed still further, burning through the shoulder, and eventually reaching the lower jaw.

	~~Newsomium jumped up onto the Tesla beast, and began tearing car doors and wheels from the outer wall of its left arm. He dove into~~ the ~~inside~~ of the ~~monster~~, ~~ripping and tearing at already malfunctioning equipment~~. ~~He crawled up the arm~~, ~~while the monster attempted to eject him from its innards~~, ~~even going so far as to submerge its arm underneath the San Francisco Bay water.~~		Having initially aimed to take out the main computer of the monstrous Teslazord, Newsomium was taken aback when he discovered a horrific sight.
	[[~~File:Newsomium.jpg\|thumb\|Newsomium's secret was revealed.~~ ]]
			Connected to a machine, with wires running out of all of his orifices, was [[Elon Tusk]], chained to a chair with several USB Ports carved into his skull.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:27, 2 December 2022

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	== The Nodes ==		== The Nodes ==
	This new synthezoid police force, which were colloquially known by San Francisco residents as the "Cyberhogs", was comprised of two hundred completely cybetronic AI-run individuals, who were given designation numbers and nicknames, such as Bill, Mill, Fill, or even, Dill. These robots would recieve daily programming from three Nodes located throughout Northeastern San Francisco; these were the West Node, the North Node, and the Under Node. The Under Node dwelled eighteen miles below the city's surface, and was thus the main Node and a backup Node should any of the other Nodes go offline.		This new synthezoid police force, which were colloquially known by San Francisco residents as the "Cyberhogs", was comprised of two hundred completely cybetronic AI-run individuals, who were given designation numbers and nicknames, such as Bill, Mill, Fill, or even, Dill. These robots would recieve daily programming from three Nodes located throughout Northeastern San Francisco; these were the West Node, the North Node, and the Under Node. The Under Node dwelled eighteen miles below the city's surface, and was thus the main Node and a backup Node should any of the other Nodes go offline.
			[[File:Newsomiumsf.jpg\|thumb\|Newsomium denied allegations that Cybercops were fashioned in his image. It's pretty obvious that they were, though. Interesting...]]

	== Duties of the Cyberhogs ==		== Duties of the Cyberhogs ==
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	After this event, which had put Grand Duchy Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium's own life in jeopardy, he elected to finally take a stance in the war; he declared that in order to ensure peace and stability in San Francisco, all Tesla Motor Vehicles needed to be eradicated- for they were a plague on the development and welfare of the entire city. Newsomium declared an era of "Law and Order" for the city, instituting a 3 PM curfew and declaring ownership of a Tesla an Overlorddish Offence punishable by death.		After this event, which had put Grand Duchy Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium's own life in jeopardy, he elected to finally take a stance in the war; he declared that in order to ensure peace and stability in San Francisco, all Tesla Motor Vehicles needed to be eradicated- for they were a plague on the development and welfare of the entire city. Newsomium declared an era of "Law and Order" for the city, instituting a 3 PM curfew and declaring ownership of a Tesla an Overlorddish Offence punishable by death.

	The Cybertronic Police Department began an intense crackdown on Teslas, shooting and killing the electric automotives on the spot. Within six months, there was no longer any sign of Tesla vehicles on the Streets of San Francisco. Of the original 4400 in the city, 2000 had been neutralized, but there were still 2400 left unaccounted for.		The Cybertronic Police Department began an intense crackdown on Teslas, shooting and killing the electric automotives on the spot. Within six months, there was no longer any sign of Tesla vehicles on the Streets of San Francisco. Of the original 4400 in the city, 2000 had been neutralized, but there were still 2400 left unaccounted for. [[Elon Tusk]] went missing soon after this, and his whereabouts were not investigated.

	[[Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium\|Newsomium]], not really caring where these other Teslas had gone, celebrated the liberation of San Francisco from the Tesla Terrors. He held a Grand ceremony, inviting many high-ranking Overlorddish officials to San Francisco in order to celebrate the freedom he had gained for his people.		[[Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium\|Newsomium]], not really caring where these other Teslas had gone, celebrated the liberation of San Francisco from the Tesla Terrors. He held a Grand ceremony, inviting many high-ranking Overlorddish officials to San Francisco in order to celebrate the freedom he had gained for his people.
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	Newsomium and the Mighty Morphin' Teslazoid became locked in a fierce battle. Cyber Officers began firing on the hulking mass of metal from below- while Newsomium ran at hypersonic speeds across the bridge, his body glowing from the intense friction from his Titanium-Alloy synthezoid skin and the air around him.		Newsomium and the Mighty Morphin' Teslazoid became locked in a fierce battle. Cyber Officers began firing on the hulking mass of metal from below- while Newsomium ran at hypersonic speeds across the bridge, his body glowing from the intense friction from his Titanium-Alloy synthezoid skin and the air around him.

	Newsomium jumped up onto the ~~Tesl~~		Newsomium jumped up onto the Tesla beast, and began tearing car doors and wheels from the outer wall of its left arm. He dove into the inside of the monster, ripping and tearing at already malfunctioning equipment. He crawled up the arm, while the monster attempted to eject him from its innards, even going so far as to submerge its arm underneath the San Francisco Bay water.
	[[File:Newsomium.jpg\|thumb\|Newsomium's secret was revealed. ]]		[[File:Newsomium.jpg\|thumb\|Newsomium's secret was revealed. ]]

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:22, 2 December 2022

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 {{DISPLAYTITLE:Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco}}
 [[File:Officer.jpg|thumb|The Lower-Class Unit (Officer Class- Level 1) of the Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco. ]]
-The Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco (abbreviated unhelpfully as CPDONSF) was a division of the San Francisco County Police Department, which was created by The Grand Duchy of California, Governor Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium, in 2 AB. The Department was conceived for two reasons; firstly, because crime was becoming so rampant in the rapidly developing and unstable [[North American Overlorddom]], and secondly, because the police were lazy and didn't actually care about doing their jobs that much.
+The Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco (abbreviated unhelpfully as CPDONSF) was a division of the San Francisco County Police Department, which was created by The Grand Duchy of California, [[Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium|Governor Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium]], in 2 AB. The Department was conceived for two reasons; firstly, because crime was becoming so rampant in the rapidly developing and unstable [[North American Overlorddom]], and secondly, because the police were lazy and didn't actually care about doing their jobs that much.
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 By 3 AB, the war had grown increasingly costly for the city, with Grand Duchy Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium launching a failed 'peacemaking' initiative which aimed to draw a ceasefire between the two sides; unfortunately, this went awry when a Tesla 3 vehicle smashed into the event venue, destroying six Cyber Officers. The Tesla was arrested and charged with six counts of first-degree synthezoid slaughter.
-After this event, which had put Grand Duchy Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium's own life in jeopardy, he elected to finally take a stance in the war; he declared that in order to ensure peace and stability in San Francisco, all Tesla Motor Vehicles needed to be eradicated- for they were a plague on the development and welfare of the entire city.
+After this event, which had put Grand Duchy Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium's own life in jeopardy, he elected to finally take a stance in the war; he declared that in order to ensure peace and stability in San Francisco, all Tesla Motor Vehicles needed to be eradicated- for they were a plague on the development and welfare of the entire city. Newsomium declared an era of "Law and Order" for the city, instituting a 3 PM curfew and declaring ownership of a Tesla an Overlorddish Offence punishable by death.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 16:02, 2 December 2022

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	== Cybertronic Police Tesla War ==		== Cybertronic Police Tesla War ==
	Thus began a soft war between the Teslas and the Cyborg Police Force. Tesla vehicles would frequent areas where the Cyber Police were stationed, bearing 'Fuck the Blue' flags and doing burnouts in the middle of busy intersections. Elon Tusk strongly condemned this violence from his vehicles, but explained he was too busy with the 'illustrious' [[Glop Bulb]] to launch an investigation into their "anti-fascist behavior". Cyborg Police Officers would attempt to pull over the Teslas, but found that they were unpiloted, and thus would experience code malfunctions as the Nodes did not account for how to arrest an unmanned vehicle.		Thus began a soft war between the Teslas and the Cyborg Police Force. Tesla vehicles would frequent areas where the Cyber Police were stationed, bearing 'Fuck the Blue' flags and doing burnouts in the middle of busy intersections. Elon Tusk strongly condemned this violence from his vehicles, but explained he was too busy with the 'illustrious' [[Glop Bulb]] to launch an investigation into their "anti-fascist behavior". Cyborg Police Officers would attempt to pull over the Teslas, but found that they were unpiloted, and thus would experience code malfunctions as the Nodes did not account for how to arrest an unmanned vehicle.

			== Tesla Eradication Imperative ==
			By 3 AB, the war had grown increasingly costly for the city, with Grand Duchy Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium launching a failed 'peacemaking' initiative which aimed to draw a ceasefire between the two sides; unfortunately, this went awry when a Tesla 3 vehicle smashed into the event venue, destroying six Cyber Officers. The Tesla was arrested and charged with six counts of first-degree synthezoid slaughter.

			After this event, which had put Grand Duchy Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium's own life in jeopardy, he elected to finally take a stance in the war; he declared that in order to ensure peace and stability in San Francisco, all Tesla Motor Vehicles needed to be eradicated- for they were a plague on the development and welfare of the entire city.

	{{DEFAULTSORT:Cybertronic_Police_Department_of_Northeastern_San_Francisco}}		{{DEFAULTSORT:Cybertronic_Police_Department_of_Northeastern_San_Francisco}}

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 15:59, 2 December 2022

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			{{DISPLAYTITLE:Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco}}
	[[File:Officer.jpg\|thumb\|The Lower-Class Unit (Officer Class- Level 1) of the Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco. ]]		[[File:Officer.jpg\|thumb\|The Lower-Class Unit (Officer Class- Level 1) of the Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco. ]]
	The Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco (abbreviated unhelpfully as CPDONSF) was a division of the San Francisco County Police Department, which was created by The Grand Duchy of California, Governor Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium, in 2 AB. The Department was conceived for two reasons; firstly, because crime was becoming so rampant in the rapidly developing and unstable [[North American Overlorddom]], and secondly, because the police were lazy and didn't actually care about doing their jobs that much.		The Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco (abbreviated unhelpfully as CPDONSF) was a division of the San Francisco County Police Department, which was created by The Grand Duchy of California, Governor Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium, in 2 AB. The Department was conceived for two reasons; firstly, because crime was becoming so rampant in the rapidly developing and unstable [[North American Overlorddom]], and secondly, because the police were lazy and didn't actually care about doing their jobs that much.
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	== Cybertronic Police Tesla War ==		== Cybertronic Police Tesla War ==
	Thus began a soft war between the Teslas and the Cyborg Police Force. Tesla vehicles would frequent areas where the Cyber Police were stationed, bearing 'Fuck the Blue' flags and doing burnouts in the middle of busy intersections. Elon Tusk strongly condemned this violence from his vehicles, but explained he was too busy with the 'illustrious' [[Glop Bulb]] to launch an investigation into their "anti-fascist behavior". Cyborg Police Officers would attempt to pull over the Teslas, but found that they were unpiloted, and thus would experience code malfunctions as the Nodes did not account for how to arrest an unmanned vehicle.		Thus began a soft war between the Teslas and the Cyborg Police Force. Tesla vehicles would frequent areas where the Cyber Police were stationed, bearing 'Fuck the Blue' flags and doing burnouts in the middle of busy intersections. Elon Tusk strongly condemned this violence from his vehicles, but explained he was too busy with the 'illustrious' [[Glop Bulb]] to launch an investigation into their "anti-fascist behavior". Cyborg Police Officers would attempt to pull over the Teslas, but found that they were unpiloted, and thus would experience code malfunctions as the Nodes did not account for how to arrest an unmanned vehicle.

			{{DEFAULTSORT:Cybertronic_Police_Department_of_Northeastern_San_Francisco}}

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 The Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco (abbreviated unhelpfully as CPDONSF) was a division of the San Francisco County Police Department, which was created by The Grand Duchy of California, Governor Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium, in 2 AB. The Department was conceived for two reasons; firstly, because crime was becoming so rampant in the rapidly developing and unstable [[North American Overlorddom]], and secondly, because the police were lazy and didn't actually care about doing their jobs that much.
-== Cybertronic Police Tesla War ==
+== The Nodes ==
-In 3 AB, just two months after their inception on November 30, the Cybertronic Police Department's Western Node (from which the Officers all recieved their programming for the day) was attacked by a seemingly-rogue Tesla Model X automobile. The Western Hive Mind was severely damaged when the vehicle smashed through the wall at 200 km/h and obliterated the server room. As a result, nearly fifty Cybertronic Officers fell unconscious for nearly six hours.
+This new synthezoid police force, which were colloquially known by San Francisco residents as the "Cyberhogs", was comprised of two hundred completely cybetronic AI-run individuals, who were given designation numbers and nicknames, such as Bill, Mill, Fill, or even, Dill. These robots would recieve daily programming from three Nodes located throughout Northeastern San Francisco; these were the West Node, the North Node, and the Under Node. The Under Node dwelled eighteen miles below the city's surface, and was thus the main Node and a backup Node should any of the other Nodes go offline.
 Entrepreneur and closeted war criminal [[Elon Tusk]], who was beginning to be investigated for potential involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], was subpoenad for yet another Overlorddish Investigatium, this time for an inquiry as to why one of his vehicles had attempted to debilitate the Golden city's Great American Police Department.
-Elon was summoned to [[Memphis, Tennessee]], and brought before the [[Grand Court]] (the reformed Supreme Court, which consisted of only one justice, that being Minister of Speech and former [[The Board of Waifuria|Board of Waifuria]] Chairman [[James L. Fuck]]). James L. Fuck, after reviewing the footage of the Tesla attack for several hours, declared Elon was innocent (as the Grand Court ruled that the car had exhibited 'suicidal tendencies', which explained the 'kamikaze event' at the Western Node). However, Grand Justice Fuck declared that should any further malicious contact occur between
+Elon was summoned to [[Memphis, Tennessee]], and brought before the [[Grand Court]] (the reformed Supreme Court, which consisted of only one justice, that being Minister of Speech and former [[The Board of Waifuria|Board of Waifuria]] Chairman [[James L. Fuck]]). James L. Fuck, after reviewing the footage of the Tesla attack for several hours, declared Elon was innocent (as the Grand Court ruled that the car had exhibited 'suicidal tendencies', which explained the 'kamikaze event' at the Western Node). However, Grand Justice Fuck declared that should any further malicious contact occur between Elon's vehicles and the Cybertronic Police Force, that he would reopen the investigation, as well as consider sending Overlorddish [[Superpredators]] in to 'sort things out'.

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[[File:Officer.jpg|thumb|The Lower-Class Unit (Officer Class- Level 1) of the Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco. ]]
The Cybertronic Police Department of Northeastern San Francisco (abbreviated unhelpfully as CPDONSF) was a division of the San Francisco County Police Department, which was created by The Grand Duchy of California, Governor Gavin G. G. G. Newsomium, in 2 AB. The Department was conceived for two reasons; firstly, because crime was becoming so rampant in the rapidly developing and unstable [[North American Overlorddom]], and secondly, because the police were lazy and didn't actually care about doing their jobs that much.

== Cybertronic Police Tesla War ==
In 3 AB, just two months after their inception on November 30, the Cybertronic Police Department's Western Node (from which the Officers all recieved their programming for the day) was attacked by a seemingly-rogue Tesla Model X automobile. The Western Hive Mind was severely damaged when the vehicle smashed through the wall at 200 km/h and obliterated the server room. As a result, nearly fifty Cybertronic Officers fell unconscious for nearly six hours.

Entrepreneur and closeted war criminal [[Elon Tusk]], who was beginning to be investigated for potential involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], was subpoenad for yet another Overlorddish Investigatium, this time for an inquiry as to why one of his vehicles had attempted to debilitate the Golden city's Great American Police Department.

Elon was summoned to [[Memphis, Tennessee]], and brought before the [[Grand Court]] (the reformed Supreme Court, which consisted of only one justice, that being Minister of Speech and former [[The Board of Waifuria|Board of Waifuria]] Chairman [[James L. Fuck]]). James L. Fuck, after reviewing the footage of the Tesla attack for several hours, declared Elon was innocent (as the Grand Court ruled that the car had exhibited 'suicidal tendencies', which explained the 'kamikaze event' at the Western Node). However, Grand Justice Fuck declared that should any further malicious contact occur between