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	== Colossal Fuck-Up ==		== Colossal Fuck-Up ==
	Well, the next day in Canadian Parliament, [[Justinian Trudeau]] clinked his spoon against his Ginger Ale can (We do not have an explanation for this) and spoke.		Well, the next day in Canadian Parliament, [[Justinian Trudeau]] clinked his spoon against his Ginger Ale can (We do not have an explanation for this) and spoke.
	~~[[File:Oops.png\|thumb]]~~
	"Honorable Members of Parliament, allow me to introduce a veteran of our centuries of conflict. A former footsoldier, he worked his way up the ranks to become a commander of his own Battallion. He served as Director of the [[Black Mesa]] Research Institute and was a highly respected mind in the Sciences. This gentleman was thought dead after the [[Bombing of Columbus]], but thankfully stands here before you today. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce...		"Honorable Members of Parliament, allow me to introduce a veteran of our centuries of conflict. A former footsoldier, he worked his way up the ranks to become a commander of his own Battallion. He served as Director of the [[Black Mesa]] Research Institute and was a highly respected mind in the Sciences. This gentleman was thought dead after the [[Bombing of Columbus]], but thankfully stands here before you today. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce...

	Corporal [[Wallace Breen\|Wallace Breen.]]"		Corporal [[Wallace Breen\|Wallace Breen.]]" [[File:Oops.png\|thumb]]The Parliament applauded grandly, very thrilled apparently to see a traitor and war criminal in their walls. Breen fidgeted and smiled, waving at everyone in the balcony. This was particularly rotten given his history of excising the rotten [[Scorched Cock Policy]] on [[Canada\|Canadian]] Troops for the better part of a Decade during the rotten Combine Occupation of [[Ohio]].

	The Parliament applauded grandly, very thrilled apparently to see a traitor and war criminal in their walls. Breen fidgeted and smiled, waving at everyone in the balcony. This was particularly rotten given his history of excising the rotten [[Scorched Cock Policy]] on [[Canada\|Canadian]] Troops for the better part of a Decade during the rotten Combine Occupation of [[Ohio]].

	== Magatron's Chance ==		== Magatron's Chance ==

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:35, 29 September 2023

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	== Colossal Fuck-Up ==		== Colossal Fuck-Up ==
	~~[[File:Oops.png\|thumb\|Justin Trudeau next to the Box Man. Does he look familiar? ]]~~
	Well, the next day in Canadian Parliament, [[Justinian Trudeau]] clinked his spoon against his Ginger Ale can (We do not have an explanation for this) and spoke.		Well, the next day in Canadian Parliament, [[Justinian Trudeau]] clinked his spoon against his Ginger Ale can (We do not have an explanation for this) and spoke.
			[[File:Oops.png\|thumb]]
	"Honorable Members of Parliament, allow me to introduce a veteran of our centuries of conflict. A former footsoldier, he worked his way up the ranks to become a commander of his own Battallion. He served as Director of the [[Black Mesa]] Research Institute and was a highly respected mind in the Sciences. This gentleman was thought dead after the [[Bombing of Columbus]], but thankfully stands here before you today. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce...		"Honorable Members of Parliament, allow me to introduce a veteran of our centuries of conflict. A former footsoldier, he worked his way up the ranks to become a commander of his own Battallion. He served as Director of the [[Black Mesa]] Research Institute and was a highly respected mind in the Sciences. This gentleman was thought dead after the [[Bombing of Columbus]], but thankfully stands here before you today. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce...

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	"I've been waiting for someone to find me here," said the Glorious MAGA King, "We've got tremendous work to do." He extended his hand to Magatron.		"I've been waiting for someone to find me here," said the Glorious MAGA King, "We've got tremendous work to do." He extended his hand to Magatron.
			[[File:Trump Tower.png\|thumb\|The golden soul-spectre of Donald Trump which resided permanently within Trump Tower. ]]
	"Let's Make America Great Again."		"Let's Make America Great Again."

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:17, 29 September 2023

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	Magatron suddenly spotted a crack in the wall; shimmering gold. He rushed forward; and the color dissapeared. And yet, in front of him, a brighter crack; and then another, and another! He scurried along the tracks, until he met a bright white crack, shimmering from the floor to the ceiling. He cocked his arm back and smashed it into the wall; sending bricks flying. The wall still hadn't given way. He punched it again; and again, until the wall crumbled away, revealing a shimmering, golden room. There were gold-lined escalators on either side; golden furniture, golden chandeliers. And on the second floor, enshrined in a frame of gems, precious metals, and oh so much gold, was a portrait of [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]], the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]], smiling down at him.		Magatron suddenly spotted a crack in the wall; shimmering gold. He rushed forward; and the color dissapeared. And yet, in front of him, a brighter crack; and then another, and another! He scurried along the tracks, until he met a bright white crack, shimmering from the floor to the ceiling. He cocked his arm back and smashed it into the wall; sending bricks flying. The wall still hadn't given way. He punched it again; and again, until the wall crumbled away, revealing a shimmering, golden room. There were gold-lined escalators on either side; golden furniture, golden chandeliers. And on the second floor, enshrined in a frame of gems, precious metals, and oh so much gold, was a portrait of [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]], the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]], smiling down at him.

	"Thank you, Father [[Magarra]]," Magatron said, clasping his hands together and directing them to the sky. He turned and ~~bwoed~~ to the portrait, "I have come to avenge you, brother. Please, let me know the ways of Maga, teach me to control the Force as you did."		"Thank you, Father [[Magarra]]," Magatron said, clasping his hands together and directing them to the sky. He turned and bowed to the portrait, "I have come to avenge you, brother. Please, let me know the ways of Maga, teach me to control the Force as you did."

	"Wow... a brother," a hoarse, jovial voice echoed around the chamber, "I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time."		"Wow... a brother," a hoarse, jovial voice echoed around the chamber, "I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time."

			A gold-skinned Donald Trump materialized beside Magatron, a wide smile on his face.

			"I've been waiting for someone to find me here," said the Glorious MAGA King, "We've got tremendous work to do." He extended his hand to Magatron.

			"Let's Make America Great Again."







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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:08, 29 September 2023

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	What Mummy failed to mention in this speech was that he'd ended the conflict by ceding the entire City of Ottawa and surrounding metropolitan area to the Decepticons, and had granted them an Autonomous government for their newly anointed [[Decepticon City]] on Earth. Magatron served as King of Decepticon City, ordering the construction of Cybertron-esque buildings on the rubble of Ottawa. And when the [[Grand Freeze]] Ended, Decepticon City became a major exporter of Maple Syrup- eventually rivalling [[Canada]] itself in production, which fell into disrepair and dissaray without this monopoly on their main export. The Decepticons outnumbered Canadians at this point 2-to-1, so when the next Parliamentary election occurred in 8AB, [[Magatron]] was elected Prime Minister of [[Canada]] (although, at this point, under Mummy's rule, that title was merely symbolic). [[Justinian Trudeau]] was never seen or heard from again, and [[G-4323]]'s Combine Cruiser was converted into a shopping mall by Magatron's Treasury Advisor, Starscream.		What Mummy failed to mention in this speech was that he'd ended the conflict by ceding the entire City of Ottawa and surrounding metropolitan area to the Decepticons, and had granted them an Autonomous government for their newly anointed [[Decepticon City]] on Earth. Magatron served as King of Decepticon City, ordering the construction of Cybertron-esque buildings on the rubble of Ottawa. And when the [[Grand Freeze]] Ended, Decepticon City became a major exporter of Maple Syrup- eventually rivalling [[Canada]] itself in production, which fell into disrepair and dissaray without this monopoly on their main export. The Decepticons outnumbered Canadians at this point 2-to-1, so when the next Parliamentary election occurred in 8AB, [[Magatron]] was elected Prime Minister of [[Canada]] (although, at this point, under Mummy's rule, that title was merely symbolic). [[Justinian Trudeau]] was never seen or heard from again, and [[G-4323]]'s Combine Cruiser was converted into a shopping mall by Magatron's Treasury Advisor, Starscream.

	== A Pilgrimage ==		== Epilogue: A Pilgrimage ==
	It was a smoky, dry day in [[Washington DC\|Washington D.C.]] when [[Magatron]] arrived at the city's gates. The former US capital city had been all but abandoned since Mummy's move to [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]; a few people lingered on the streets, attempting to sell merchandise, telling rambling stories of America's 'Glory Days'. The [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian Imperial]] banner flew high above the semi-intact White House; the streets were deserted and empty. Magatron walked down the sidewalk for some time, passing by abandoned police stations and cafes. He paused at a staircase, leading down to the city's defunct metro system.		It was a smoky, dry day in [[Washington DC\|Washington D.C.]] when [[Magatron]] arrived at the city's gates. The former US capital city had been all but abandoned since Mummy's move to [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]; a few people lingered on the streets, attempting to sell merchandise, telling rambling stories of America's 'Glory Days'. The [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian Imperial]] banner flew high above the semi-intact White House; the streets were deserted and empty. Magatron walked down the sidewalk for some time, passing by abandoned police stations and cafes. He paused at a staircase, leading down to the city's defunct metro system.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:07, 29 September 2023

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	"Speak to me, Father," he said to the skies, his metal fingers crackling against the brick walls, "Where is our home?"		"Speak to me, Father," he said to the skies, his metal fingers crackling against the brick walls, "Where is our home?"

	Magatron suddenly spotted a crack in		Magatron suddenly spotted a crack in the wall; shimmering gold. He rushed forward; and the color dissapeared. And yet, in front of him, a brighter crack; and then another, and another! He scurried along the tracks, until he met a bright white crack, shimmering from the floor to the ceiling. He cocked his arm back and smashed it into the wall; sending bricks flying. The wall still hadn't given way. He punched it again; and again, until the wall crumbled away, revealing a shimmering, golden room. There were gold-lined escalators on either side; golden furniture, golden chandeliers. And on the second floor, enshrined in a frame of gems, precious metals, and oh so much gold, was a portrait of [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]], the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]], smiling down at him.

			"Thank you, Father [[Magarra]]," Magatron said, clasping his hands together and directing them to the sky. He turned and bwoed to the portrait, "I have come to avenge you, brother. Please, let me know the ways of Maga, teach me to control the Force as you did."

			"Wow... a brother," a hoarse, jovial voice echoed around the chamber, "I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time."

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:01, 29 September 2023

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	== A Pilgrimage ==		== A Pilgrimage ==
			It was a smoky, dry day in [[Washington DC\|Washington D.C.]] when [[Magatron]] arrived at the city's gates. The former US capital city had been all but abandoned since Mummy's move to [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]; a few people lingered on the streets, attempting to sell merchandise, telling rambling stories of America's 'Glory Days'. The [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian Imperial]] banner flew high above the semi-intact White House; the streets were deserted and empty. Magatron walked down the sidewalk for some time, passing by abandoned police stations and cafes. He paused at a staircase, leading down to the city's defunct metro system.

			"Ah... perfect," Magatron said to himself, ducking and crawling down the narrow passageway. He emerged on a rubble-covered subway line, and large rats scurried out of his path. He walked along the tracks, his eyes shut, feeling along the wall.

			"Speak to me, Father," he said to the skies, his metal fingers crackling against the brick walls, "Where is our home?"

			Magatron suddenly spotted a crack in
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:55, 29 September 2023

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	What Mummy failed to mention in this speech was that he'd ended the conflict by ceding the entire City of Ottawa and surrounding metropolitan area to the Decepticons, and had granted them an Autonomous government for their newly anointed [[Decepticon City]] on Earth. Magatron served as King of Decepticon City, ordering the construction of Cybertron-esque buildings on the rubble of Ottawa. And when the [[Grand Freeze]] Ended, Decepticon City became a major exporter of Maple Syrup- eventually rivalling [[Canada]] itself in production, which fell into disrepair and dissaray without this monopoly on their main export. The Decepticons outnumbered Canadians at this point 2-to-1, so when the next Parliamentary election occurred in 8AB, [[Magatron]] was elected Prime Minister of [[Canada]] (although, at this point, under Mummy's rule, that title was merely symbolic). [[Justinian Trudeau]] was never seen or heard from again, and [[G-4323]]'s Combine Cruiser was converted into a shopping mall by Magatron's Treasury Advisor, Starscream.		What Mummy failed to mention in this speech was that he'd ended the conflict by ceding the entire City of Ottawa and surrounding metropolitan area to the Decepticons, and had granted them an Autonomous government for their newly anointed [[Decepticon City]] on Earth. Magatron served as King of Decepticon City, ordering the construction of Cybertron-esque buildings on the rubble of Ottawa. And when the [[Grand Freeze]] Ended, Decepticon City became a major exporter of Maple Syrup- eventually rivalling [[Canada]] itself in production, which fell into disrepair and dissaray without this monopoly on their main export. The Decepticons outnumbered Canadians at this point 2-to-1, so when the next Parliamentary election occurred in 8AB, [[Magatron]] was elected Prime Minister of [[Canada]] (although, at this point, under Mummy's rule, that title was merely symbolic). [[Justinian Trudeau]] was never seen or heard from again, and [[G-4323]]'s Combine Cruiser was converted into a shopping mall by Magatron's Treasury Advisor, Starscream.

	== A Pilgrimage ==		== A Pilgrimage ==


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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:53, 29 September 2023

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 == Mummyrot Initiative ==
-The Mummy, of course, was a rotten individual. This much was widely known; and should have been always revered
+[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|The Mummy,]] of course, was a rotten individual. This much was widely known; and should have been always known, by all parties, and all species, and all organisms, regardless of class or consciousness. However, Mummy's rottenness was in fact rather unknown; and was a pervasive aspect of his career; somewhat mystifyingly, in fact, when all of his blunders are taken into account, dating back to the [[Byzantine Empire]].
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