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	After creating several platinum hits, including "Life is a Slow Way" and "Fly me to the Sun", Dutch decided to indulge himself further into his philosophy interests. He became a professor in the Philosophies at Jacksonville Florida University, and worked there for over thirty years. After his passing, a statue was erected in Dutch's honor in the university commons. Dutch would have hated the statue, however, as it depicted his wife playing guitar.		After creating several platinum hits, including "Life is a Slow Way" and "Fly me to the Sun", Dutch decided to indulge himself further into his philosophy interests. He became a professor in the Philosophies at Jacksonville Florida University, and worked there for over thirty years. After his passing, a statue was erected in Dutch's honor in the university commons. Dutch would have hated the statue, however, as it depicted his wife playing guitar.

	=== ~~Final Song~~ ===		=== I Know the End ===
	Dutch's final song was a solo work, titled 'I Know the End'. It was widely regarded as the "greatest song of All Time" and Dutch was inducted into the Omniversal Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of this song. 'I Know the End' later became the national anthem of [[Jacksonville Florida]].		Dutch's final song was a solo work, titled 'I Know the End'. It was widely regarded as the "greatest song of All Time" and Dutch was inducted into the Omniversal Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of this song. 'I Know the End' later became the national anthem of [[Jacksonville Florida]].

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	Dutch Keyboard was a world-renowned philosopher and highly accomplished musician. He was nicknamed the "greatest hand in the Inner Rim" for his ability to play piano at half the speed of light. Because of this, his hands ~~have~~ experienced slight time dilation and ~~are~~ several years younger than the rest of his body.		Dutch Keyboard was a world-renowned philosopher and highly accomplished musician. He was nicknamed the "greatest hand in the Inner Rim" for his ability to play piano at half the speed of light. Because of this, his hands experienced slight time dilation and were several years younger than the rest of his body.

	=== Early Childhood ===		=== Early Childhood ===

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	=== Philosophy Professor ===		=== Philosophy Professor ===
	After creating several platinum hits, including "Life is a Slow Way" and "Fly me to the Sun", Dutch decided to indulge himself further into his philosophy interests. He became a professor in the Philosophies at Jacksonville Florida University, and worked there for over thirty years. After his passing, a statue was erected in Dutch's honor in the university commons. Dutch would have hated the statue, however, as it depicted his wife playing guitar.		After creating several platinum hits, including "Life is a Slow Way" and "Fly me to the Sun", Dutch decided to indulge himself further into his philosophy interests. He became a professor in the Philosophies at Jacksonville Florida University, and worked there for over thirty years. After his passing, a statue was erected in Dutch's honor in the university commons. Dutch would have hated the statue, however, as it depicted his wife playing guitar.

			=== Final Song ===
			Dutch's final song was a solo work, titled 'I Know the End'. It was widely regarded as the "greatest song of All Time" and Dutch was inducted into the Omniversal Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of this song. 'I Know the End' later became the national anthem of [[Jacksonville Florida]].

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 23:47, 8 June 2022

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	Portuguese Keyboard (Daughter)\|affiliation=~~Thinker's Union of Mercury~~\|occupation=Pianist/Philosopher\|marital=Canadian Guitar\|birthDate=04/17/17 B.B.\|birthPlace=Mercury\|deathDate=~40 A.B. (Unknown)\|deathPlace=N/A\|species=Human\|gender=Male\|height=6'2\|weight=170 lbs\|eyes=blue}}		Portuguese Keyboard (Daughter)\|affiliation=Jacksonville Florida University\|occupation=Pianist/Philosopher\|marital=Canadian Guitar\|birthDate=04/17/17 B.B.\|birthPlace=Mercury\|deathDate=~40 A.B. (Unknown)\|deathPlace=N/A\|species=Human\|gender=Male\|height=6'2\|weight=170 lbs\|eyes=blue}}
	Dutch Keyboard was a world-renowned philosopher and highly accomplished musician. He was nicknamed the "greatest hand in the Inner Rim" for his ability to play piano at half the speed of light. Because of this, his hands have experienced slight time dilation and are several years younger than the rest of his body.		Dutch Keyboard was a world-renowned philosopher and highly accomplished musician. He was nicknamed the "greatest hand in the Inner Rim" for his ability to play piano at half the speed of light. Because of this, his hands have experienced slight time dilation and are several years younger than the rest of his body.

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	=== College Years ===		=== College Years ===
	Dutch attended the University of Jacksonville Florida and earned a double master's degree in Music Education and Sound Recording Technologies. Dutch also completed a minor program in Philosophy, but found himself bored due to already having learned pretty much all there was to know back home. None of his family members attended his graduation, and he never returned home to Mercury.		Dutch attended the University of [[Jacksonville Florida]] and earned a double master's degree in Music Education and Sound Recording Technologies. Dutch also completed a minor program in Philosophy, but found himself bored due to already having learned pretty much all there was to know back home. None of his family members attended his graduation, and he never returned home to Mercury.

	=== Piano ===		=== Piano ===
	While in college, Dutch began practicing on the Jacksonville Ragtime Piano. it was the only piano in the country and existed in the University Music building. Dutch spent much of his free time in the Practice Room. He discovered he had an uncanny ability to play piano at ungodly speeds. While nobody appreciated his art due to it being faster than the human mind could process, his professor, Dr. Jeekord, began recording and replaying Dutch's performances at .001 times speed. This earned Dutch his famous moniker, the 'fastest Hand in the Inner Rim'		While in college, Dutch began practicing on the Jacksonville Ragtime Piano. it was the only piano in the country and existed in the University Music building. Dutch spent much of his free time in the Practice Room. He discovered he had an uncanny ability to play piano at ungodly speeds. While nobody appreciated his art due to it being faster than the human mind could process, his professor, Dr. Jeekord, began recording and replaying Dutch's performances at .001 times speed. This earned Dutch his famous moniker, the 'fastest Hand in the Inner Rim'.

	=== Wife ===		=== Wife ===
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	=== Philosophy Professor ===		=== Philosophy Professor ===
	After creating several ~~plat~~		After creating several platinum hits, including "Life is a Slow Way" and "Fly me to the Sun", Dutch decided to indulge himself further into his philosophy interests. He became a professor in the Philosophies at Jacksonville Florida University, and worked there for over thirty years. After his passing, a statue was erected in Dutch's honor in the university commons. Dutch would have hated the statue, however, as it depicted his wife playing guitar.

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 === Early Childhood ===

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== Dutch Keyboard ==
{{Character|name=Dutch Lemmons Keyboard|aliases=Greatest Hand in the Inner Rim

Mr. Keyboard|relatives=French Keyboard (Mother)

German Keyboard (Father)

Austrian Keyboard (Sister)

Canadian Keyboard [née Guitar] (Wife)

Spanish Keyboard (Son)

Portuguese Keyboard (Daughter)|affiliation=Thinker's Union of Mercury|occupation=Pianist/Philosopher|marital=Canadian Guitar|birthDate=04/17/17 B.B.|birthPlace=Mercury|deathDate=~40 A.B. (Unknown)|deathPlace=N/A|species=Human|gender=Male|height=6'2|weight=170 lbs|eyes=blue}}
Dutch Keyboard was a world-renowned philosopher and highly accomplished musician. He was nicknamed the "greatest hand in the Inner Rim" for his ability to play piano at half the speed of light. Because of this, his hands have experienced slight time dilation and are several years younger than the rest of his body.

=== Early Childhood ===