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	This terrible loss frustrated the Facehome. Its ever-deepening hatred for mortals only grew stronger. It began privately funding a Super PAC, which it dubbed the 'No Lives Matter' PAC. For some reason that the Facehome didn't understand, the PAC failed to generate much money. Donations were hard to procure from a voter base that was at least 94% human. By the end of 0 AB (2020), the PAC had generated a Grand total of $5.62 PSD (Portlandish Standard Dollar).		This terrible loss frustrated the Facehome. Its ever-deepening hatred for mortals only grew stronger. It began privately funding a Super PAC, which it dubbed the 'No Lives Matter' PAC. For some reason that the Facehome didn't understand, the PAC failed to generate much money. Donations were hard to procure from a voter base that was at least 94% human. By the end of 0 AB (2020), the PAC had generated a Grand total of $5.62 PSD (Portlandish Standard Dollar).


			The Facehome retired from politics after the colossal disaster, and instead began focusing on growing a small startup knitting sweaters. This business was incredibly successful, and eventually expanded outside of [[Portland Oregon]] under the name 'Home Goods'. The Sweaters were, of course, never revealed to the consumer to have been manufactured in the Omniverse's first Manmade hell, and were instead purported to have been manufactured via child labor in South Asia (something Americans were much more comfortable with).


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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32: Created page with "The Facehome. {{Character|name=Facehome|aliases=Facehouse|relatives=Eye of Sauron (Uncle)|affiliation=Libertarian Party of Oregon|occupation=Guardian of the West City|birthDate=08/22/19 BB|birthPlace=Portland, Oregon|deathDate=N/A|deathPlace=N/A|species=Ji'ahramuth|gender=Bloser|height=14'7|weight=34 Tons|eyes=Hellified}} The Facehome was an anti-establishment Libertarian party candidate who ran for State Senate in Oregon's 3rd congressional..."

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Created page with "thumb|The Facehome. {{Character|name=Facehome|aliases=Facehouse|relatives=Eye of Sauron (Uncle)|affiliation=Libertarian Party of Oregon|occupation=Guardian of the West City|birthDate=08/22/19 BB|birthPlace=Portland, Oregon|deathDate=N/A|deathPlace=N/A|species=Ji'ahramuth|gender=Bloser|height=14'7|weight=34 Tons|eyes=Hellified}} The Facehome was an anti-establishment Libertarian party candidate who ran for State Senate in Oregon's 3rd congressional..."

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{{Character|name=Facehome|aliases=Facehouse|relatives=Eye of Sauron (Uncle)|affiliation=Libertarian Party of Oregon|occupation=Guardian of the West City|birthDate=08/22/19 BB|birthPlace=Portland, Oregon|deathDate=N/A|deathPlace=N/A|species=Ji'ahramuth|gender=Bloser|height=14'7|weight=34 Tons|eyes=Hellified}}
The Facehome was an anti-establishment Libertarian party candidate who ran for State Senate in Oregon's 3rd congressional district during the [[United States 2020 Election|2020 Election]]. A native of [[Portland Oregon]], the Facehome ran on a platform of bringing 'eternal damnation' to the rest of Oregon, something which polled rather unfavorably with most Oregonians. As a result, the Facehome was knocked out of the election during the primaries, and was forced to concede to incumbent Dan Fakley.

This terrible loss frustrated the Facehome. Its ever-deepening hatred for mortals only grew stronger. It began privately funding a Super PAC, which it dubbed the 'No Lives Matter' PAC. For some reason that the Facehome didn't understand, the PAC failed to generate much money. Donations were hard to procure from a voter base that was at least 94% human. By the end of 0 AB (2020), the PAC had generated a Grand total of $5.62 PSD (Portlandish Standard Dollar).

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