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	He left the cell, slamming the door shut behind him. G-5420 frowned, turning towards the window.		He left the cell, slamming the door shut behind him. G-5420 frowned, turning towards the window.

	"How Unpleasant," said G-5420		"How Unpleasant," said G-5420.

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	The planetoids Pluto and Charon were so close before him; they seemed as if they could almost touch, two massive celestial bodies, hung lockstep in space, so powerful together but capable of destroying one another at the moment's notice. And yet, they remained, hung in the balance, for it benefited the both of them to remain locked in the status quo; the binary orbit and dance they had always done; pushing and pulling to one side or another, but never straying the course, remaining steadfast on their path forward into a dark, unknowable beyond.		The planetoids Pluto and Charon were so close before him; they seemed as if they could almost touch, two massive celestial bodies, hung lockstep in space, so powerful together but capable of destroying one another at the moment's notice. And yet, they remained, hung in the balance, for it benefited the both of them to remain locked in the status quo; the binary orbit and dance they had always done; pushing and pulling to one side or another, but never straying the course, remaining steadfast on their path forward into a dark, unknowable beyond.
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	He left the cell, slamming the door shut behind him. G-5420 frowned, turning towards the window.		He left the cell, slamming the door shut behind him. G-5420 frowned, turning towards the window.

	"How Unpleasant," said ~~Pluto.~~		"How Unpleasant," said G-5420

	The planetoids Pluto and Charon were so close before him; they seemed as if they could almost touch, two massive celestial bodies, hung in space, so powerful together but capable of destroying one another at the moment's notice. And yet, they remained, hung in the balance, for it benefited the both of them to remain locked in the status quo; the binary orbit and dance they had always done; pushing and pulling to one side or another, but never straying the course, remaining steadfast on their path forward into a dark, unknowable beyond.		.

			The planetoids Pluto and Charon were so close before him; they seemed as if they could almost touch, two massive celestial bodies, hung lockstep in space, so powerful together but capable of destroying one another at the moment's notice. And yet, they remained, hung in the balance, for it benefited the both of them to remain locked in the status quo; the binary orbit and dance they had always done; pushing and pulling to one side or another, but never straying the course, remaining steadfast on their path forward into a dark, unknowable beyond.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:31, 12 May 2024

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	== Now I Am Become Revenge ==		== Now I Am Become Revenge ==
			[[File:Skibidi.jpg\|thumb\|G-5420's Downward Spiral Incarnate Forme, fashioned by the [[Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium\|Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium.]] ]]
			When G-5420 awoke, he blinked, surveying his surroundings. He was in some form of medical facility. The visage of [[Pluto (Planet)\|Pluto]]'s moon [[Charon]] hung in a crescent outside the window.

			"Don't worry, you're not dead." Pluto said from the corner, "I have imbued you with the extraordinary powers of the Downward Spiral. Now, you can harness the water and wind wherever you go, form synthetic and illusory storms wherever your travels might take you. We must always first lose to gain, my friend, and I hope you will embrace these changes and take them in stride."

			G-5420 peered into the mirror, looking at himself. From the neck down, he existed in a white starmetal throne; his organs and crucial bits tucked into the lower portion of the throne. The device was even equipped with a headrest behind him, to ensure maximum comfort.

			"Thank you for this second chance, your Divinity," G-5420 said, nodding his head curtly, "I shall do all I can to avenge the Scientists of Earth and the countless lives lost to American Imperialism."

			"Bide your time, my friend," Pluto replied, gesturing out the window at a faint blue dot, "The time will come, soon enough. But until then..."

			Pluto paused, freezing for a moment, and frowned, "I'm afraid I must restrain you, until the proper moment for your release."

			He left the cell, slamming the door shut behind him. G-5420 frowned, turning towards the window.

			"How Unpleasant," said Pluto.

			The planetoids Pluto and Charon were so close before him; they seemed as if they could almost touch, two massive celestial bodies, hung in space, so powerful together but capable of destroying one another at the moment's notice. And yet, they remained, hung in the balance, for it benefited the both of them to remain locked in the status quo; the binary orbit and dance they had always done; pushing and pulling to one side or another, but never straying the course, remaining steadfast on their path forward into a dark, unknowable beyond.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:21, 12 May 2024

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	"I mean..." Pluto gently tapped his staff on G-5420's shoulder, "that you must adopt the form of your imprisoner."		"I mean..." Pluto gently tapped his staff on G-5420's shoulder, "that you must adopt the form of your imprisoner."

			"Biden?"

			"Oh... Gods No!" Replied Pluto, "No, I mean the Spiral. You must become the Downward Spiral."

	"Ahh...' G-5420 took one last look up into the neverending cloud vortex, and sighed.		"Ahh...' G-5420 took one last look up into the neverending cloud vortex, and sighed.

	"I would be remiss if I were not alive to see Hernia's vengeance strike. Tell me, Pluto, how do I ~~become~~		"I would be remiss if I were not alive to see Hernia's vengeance strike. Tell me, Pluto, how do I learn this power?"

			"Surrender yourself to me," replied Pluto, "And I shall fashion you a vessel, of the finest starmetal alloy, that most accurately represents the Spiral; so that by becoming it, you may overcome it."

			"I surrender," G-5420 replied, "I surrender my time to you, Great [[Pluto (God)\|Pluto.]]"

			"Very well," Pluto replied, pulling his scythe back, "I'll see you soon, Cintoven."

			The scythe swung forward. A meaty snap and an explosion of color, and G-5420 watched his body rise into the air-- no, his head and neck falling to the ground... as the sky faded to black.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:17, 12 May 2024

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	"Unseemly?"		"Unseemly?"

			"In illusory anomalies like these..." Pluto began, "The only way to escape the irreality is by becoming it."

			"How do you mean?"

			"I mean..." Pluto gently tapped his staff on G-5420's shoulder, "that you must adopt the form of your imprisoner."

			"Ahh...' G-5420 took one last look up into the neverending cloud vortex, and sighed.

			"I would be remiss if I were not alive to see Hernia's vengeance strike. Tell me, Pluto, how do I become

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	"How?"		"How?"

	Pluto ~~shrugged~~.		[[Pluto (God)\|Pluto]] paused.

	"~~I don't know~~."		"[[Rick Hernia]] will return, and through him may we seek salvation."

			G-5420 looked up and around at the storm. He felt the dusty sand beneath his toes, peered down into the reflection of the sunny Australian day, the silhouette of the Ballina Prawn visible near its edge.

			"There is no way out of here for me, is there?" G-5420 frowned, "It's over, now."

	[[Category:Characters]]		Pluto's cloaked head nodded slightly.

			"If you were to leave this place now, you would be horribly malformed. There is no way out of the Downward Spiral for semimortals like you- at least, not in one piece. But I can offer you salvation; albeit, an... unseemly one, at that."

			"Unseemly?"

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 17:10, 12 May 2024

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	G-5420's eyes widened.		G-5420's eyes widened.

	"The portals to the inner Earth; to the realm of Agartha. [[The Board of Waifuria]] determined that they must be sealed at all costs- to prevent any interference in the Board's plan to rule the world. The Agarthians proved themselves a formidable bunch; and so for the Blum Trolls, and the Dinosaurs, and all of the Inner Earth species. But the portals at Uluru and Antarctica could not stand; not if the Waifurian Empire was to be born.		"The portals to the [[inner Earth]]; to the realm of [[Agartha]]. [[The Board of Waifuria]] determined that they must be sealed at all costs- to prevent any interference in the Board's plan to rule the world. The Agarthians proved themselves a formidable bunch; and so for the Blum Trolls, and the Dinosaurs, and all of the Inner Earth species. But the portals at [[Uluru]] and [[Antarctica]] could not stand; not if the [[Waifurian Empire]] was to be born."

			G-5420 frowned.

			"The [[Waifurian Empire]]? Do you mean to believe they plan to construct... an Empire? Not merely an Overlorddom, but an Empire?"

			Pluto raised his hands to the heavens, beckoning around.

			"Yes, Cintoven, it has already begun. The world rots, democracy decays, fascism has latched itself on to Earth, and it is never letting go. Soon enough, this vile disease will spread throughout the Omniverse, like virulent plague; touching each and every civilization, every planet, every life... until the horrible rot of Empire has infected one and all."

			G-5420 paused.

			"Is there a way out?"

			Pluto bowed his head.

			"There is one."

			"How?"

			Pluto shrugged.

			"I don't know."

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	Pluto nodded.		Pluto nodded.

	"The		"This spiral is the product of that nation, America. Not its blackholes... but its government. Once it became clear to them that the Board of Waifuria would consolidate complete control over the country, and soon the continent, plans were put in place to prevent any outside interference. Or should I say..." Pluto tapped his staff on the ground, "Inside interference."

			G-5420's eyes widened.

			"The portals to the inner Earth; to the realm of Agartha. [[The Board of Waifuria]] determined that they must be sealed at all costs- to prevent any interference in the Board's plan to rule the world. The Agarthians proved themselves a formidable bunch; and so for the Blum Trolls, and the Dinosaurs, and all of the Inner Earth species. But the portals at Uluru and Antarctica could not stand; not if the Waifurian Empire was to be born.

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	"Of course, "Pluto replied, "Come with me, look into the water, and you will see."		"Of course, "Pluto replied, "Come with me, look into the water, and you will see."

			"Do you promise not to take me yet?"

			"I will take you when the time is right."

			G-5420 decided this slight assurance would have to suffice. So he stepped toward the water and peered down inside. And saw, to his horror and surprise, a bright, clear day reflecting back on him. The sunlight, in fact, was so blinding, he had to look away.

			G-5420 turned back to Pluto.

			"This is most unsettling."

			Pluto nodded.

			"The