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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:43, 5 November 2022

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	A Semi-truck, barrelling down the highway at just over the speed limit, was unable (or unwilling) to stop in time to avoid hitting [[G- Man\|G-Man]]; but when the truck hit him, it crumpled like a tin can, while [[G- Man\|G-Man]] remained standing motionless, mumbling about the "return of the Grand Nihilanth".		A Semi-truck, barrelling down the highway at just over the speed limit, was unable (or unwilling) to stop in time to avoid hitting [[G- Man\|G-Man]]; but when the truck hit him, it crumpled like a tin can, while [[G- Man\|G-Man]] remained standing motionless, mumbling about the "return of the Grand Nihilanth".

	G-Man, light fading from his eyes, then turned to [[6]], and calmly explained that his "[[Employers]]" required him to "tie his loose ends up".		G-Man, light fading from his eyes, then turned to [[6]], and calmly explained that his "[[Employers]]" required him to "tie his loose ends up".

			G-Man then turned to Gerald H. and vaporized the poor boy on the spot. He then turned back to the car and calmly buckled his seat belt, continuing on as if nothing had happened.

			This was deeply traumatic for [[Keith Cumshoes]], and may have been the primary reason why any discussion of his childhood sent him into a manic frenzy.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:41, 5 November 2022

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	Lewis H. (Father)\|affiliation=West Valley Central School\|occupation=Student\|birthDate=09/12/199 BB\|birthPlace=West Valley, New York\|deathDate=07/04/189 BB\|deathPlace=I-90 Interstate Highway, Rural Pennsylvania\|species=Blumper\|gender=Male\|height=2'11\|weight=50 lbs\|eyes=Porcelain\|Cause of Death=G-Man}}		Lewis H. (Father)\|affiliation=West Valley Central School\|occupation=Student\|birthDate=09/12/199 BB\|birthPlace=West Valley, New York\|deathDate=07/04/189 BB\|deathPlace=I-90 Interstate Highway, Rural Pennsylvania\|species=Blumper\|gender=Male\|height=2'11\|weight=50 lbs\|eyes=Porcelain\|Cause of Death=G-Man}}Cause of Death
	Gerald, or Gerald H, was the preschool best friend of [[Keith Cumshoes]]. The two were raised together, living across the street from one another. Gerald attended [[West Valley Central School]].		Gerald, or Gerald H, was the preschool best friend of [[Keith Cumshoes]]. The two were raised together, living across the street from one another. Gerald attended [[West Valley Central School]].

	== Road Trip From Hell ==		== Road Trip From Hell ==
	In 189 BB, Keith's Dad, [[G- Man\|G-Man]], invited Gerald to join the family on a road trip. Gerald's parents were hesitant at first, but after speaking with Keith's mother, [[6]], they felt more at ease about the prospect, and allowed Gerald to join the family getaway.		In 189 BB, Keith's Dad, [[G- Man\|G-Man]], invited Gerald to join the family on a road trip. Gerald's parents were hesitant at first, but after speaking with Keith's mother, [[6]], they felt more at ease about the prospect, and allowed Gerald to join the family getaway.
	So the group was off, headed southward. The trip went relatively well, until [[G- Man\|G-Man]] suddenly swerved the family minivan off the road and into a ditch. G-Man		So the group was off, headed southward.

			The trip went relatively well, until [[G- Man\|G-Man]] suddenly swerved the family minivan off the road and into a ditch. G-Man got out of the car and stood motionless in the middle of the highway, reciting ancient [[Xen\|Xennish]] incantations as his eyes lit up with white energy. Keith and Gerald were terrified by this, and 6 covered their eyes, not wanting them to see her husband's bizarre behavior.

			A Semi-truck, barrelling down the highway at just over the speed limit, was unable (or unwilling) to stop in time to avoid hitting [[G- Man\|G-Man]]; but when the truck hit him, it crumpled like a tin can, while [[G- Man\|G-Man]] remained standing motionless, mumbling about the "return of the Grand Nihilanth".

			G-Man, light fading from his eyes, then turned to [[6]], and calmly explained that his "[[Employers]]" required him to "tie his loose ends up".

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:36, 5 November 2022

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	[[File:Gerlado.png\|thumb\|Gerald]]		[[File:Gerlado.png\|thumb\|Gerald]]{{Character\|name=Gerald H.\|aliases=Gerald
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	Lewis H. (Father)}}		Lewis H. (Father)\|affiliation=West Valley Central School\|occupation=Student\|birthDate=09/12/199 BB\|birthPlace=West Valley, New York\|deathDate=07/04/189 BB\|deathPlace=I-90 Interstate Highway, Rural Pennsylvania\|species=Blumper\|gender=Male\|height=2'11\|weight=50 lbs\|eyes=Porcelain\|Cause of Death=G-Man}}
	Gerald, or Gerald H, was the preschool best friend of [[Keith Cumshoes]]. The two were raised together, living across the street from one another.		Gerald, or Gerald H, was the preschool best friend of [[Keith Cumshoes]]. The two were raised together, living across the street from one another. Gerald attended [[West Valley Central School]].

			== Road Trip From Hell ==
			In 189 BB, Keith's Dad, [[G- Man\|G-Man]], invited Gerald to join the family on a road trip. Gerald's parents were hesitant at first, but after speaking with Keith's mother, [[6]], they felt more at ease about the prospect, and allowed Gerald to join the family getaway.
			So the group was off, headed southward. The trip went relatively well, until [[G- Man\|G-Man]] suddenly swerved the family minivan off the road and into a ditch. G-Man

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Gerald, or Gerald H, was the preschool best friend of [[Keith Cumshoes]]. The two were raised together, living across the street from one another.
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