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	[[File:Glunkest.png\|thumb\|Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline]]Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline was known far and wide across India for his ability to play any musical instrument presented to him, even without prior knowledge. This ability was a direct result of his lineage, which was that of the child of the goddess of music, Madame [[LMMS]]. However, this parenatage was unknown to Glunkage, who believed his father and mother to be Erudyace and Errol F. Alkaline, British photographers who traveled to india in order to investigate the strange phenomenon known as 'taste' within their food.		[[File:Glunkest.png\|thumb\|Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline]]{{Character\|name=Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline\|aliases=Glunk, Trunk, Fribbert, Frunk, Blunk, Monk\|relatives=LMMS (Mother), Ajupat Kareem (Father)\|affiliation=Indian National whatever the fuck Orchestra

			People's Democratic Republic of Brazil

			United States of America\|occupation=Musician

			Vice President, Brazil

			Kennedine Musician

			City Councillor Ward 4, Sao Paolo, Brazil\|birthDate=11/11/44 BB\|birthPlace=Mumbai, India\|deathDate=1/31/10 AB\|deathPlace=Sao Paolo, Brazil\|species=Elephantlean\|gender=Male\|height=9'5\|weight=624 lbs\|eyes=Brown}}
			Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline was known far and wide across India for his ability to play any musical instrument presented to him, even without prior knowledge. This ability was a direct result of his lineage, which was that of the child of the goddess of music, Madame [[LMMS]]. However, this parenatage was unknown to Glunkage, who believed his father and mother to be Erudyace and Errol F. Alkaline, British photographers who traveled to india in order to investigate the strange phenomenon known as 'taste' within their food.

	=== Early Life ===		=== Early Life ===
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	== Enlishment ==		== Enlishment ==
	He was never drafted in the [[The great META war\|Great META War]] due his status as the World's Premiere Brass Player, and his compunctual requirement to perform daily musicalliums for President Floordeck at the Presidential Palace. After the unfortunate death of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]], However, he booked a flight to [[United States of America\|United States]] in August 19 BB whereafter he applied for citizenship and began composing and performing at the Kennedy Center for the Arts in Washington DC. It was here, 19 years later, when the war had waned and seemed close to completion, that a Grand Encounter Would Occur, wherein Glunk's musical talents were approached by [[Keith Cumshoes]] and Rich Hernia ([[Rick Hernia\|Septum]]). The two boy, battle hardenened and on a brief break from the fighting, encountered Glunk and were quite impressed. Thusly several collaborations would ensue; a great and unknown fact was that Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline provided brass orchestrations for an unreleased extended version of Ba$edGod. Significant ire was garnered when this was occluded from the final cut of the song, and thusly a horrificum would be produced, in the form of a Diss Track; the [[Glunk Diss]]. This diss included numerous compromising details about Keith and Rich which woul dhave been damning if ever released to the public, however it was never released after an External Party purchased the rights for a large undisclosed sum of money. Thusly, Glunk retired from music, and returned to Brazil, where he served as a city councillor for several years before his timely and inconspicious death on the eve of the [[~~Bidonic Ascent~~]].		He was never drafted in the [[The great META war\|Great META War]] due his status as the World's Premiere Brass Player, and his compunctual requirement to perform daily musicalliums for President Floordeck at the Presidential Palace. After the unfortunate death of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]], However, he booked a flight to [[United States of America\|United States]] in August 19 BB whereafter he applied for citizenship and began composing and performing at the Kennedy Center for the Arts in Washington DC. It was here, 19 years later, when the war had waned and seemed close to completion, that a Grand Encounter Would Occur, wherein Glunk's musical talents were approached by [[Keith Cumshoes]] and Rich Hernia ([[Rick Hernia\|Septum]]). The two boy, battle hardenened and on a brief break from the fighting, encountered Glunk and were quite impressed. Thusly several collaborations would ensue; a great and unknown fact was that Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline provided brass orchestrations for an unreleased extended version of Ba$edGod. Significant ire was garnered when this was occluded from the final cut of the song, and thusly a horrificum would be produced, in the form of a Diss Track; the [[Glunk Diss]]. This diss included numerous compromising details about Keith and Rich which woul dhave been damning if ever released to the public, however it was never released after an External Party purchased the rights for a large undisclosed sum of money. Thusly, Glunk retired from music, and returned to Brazil, where he served as a city councillor for several years before his timely and inconspicious death on the eve of the Imperial Coronation of [[Joe Biden]].

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	=== Career Pt. 2 ===		=== Career Pt. 2 ===
	Glunk Trunk was a grand and glorious musician. he soon rose through the ranks to become senior composer for the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was a Great Honor. At age 11, Glunk Trunk was commissioned by the Great Kingdom of Brazil to perform at the inaugeration of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]]. This was also the birth Ceremony of President Floordeck. he received the jubilee of Brazil's national guard, and was made Vice President of Brazil as a thank you for his excellent performance. (Multiple bribes and killings did not occur in this glorious people's democratic republic).		Glunk Trunk was a grand and glorious musician. he soon rose through the ranks to become senior composer for the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was a Great Honor. At age 11, Glunk Trunk was commissioned by the Great Kingdom of Brazil to perform at the inaugeration of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]]. This was also the birth Ceremony of President Floordeck. he received the jubilee of Brazil's national guard, and was made Vice President of Brazil as a thank you for his excellent performance. (Multiple bribes and killings did not occur in this glorious people's democratic republic).

			== Enlishment ==
			He was never drafted in the [[The great META war\|Great META War]] due his status as the World's Premiere Brass Player, and his compunctual requirement to perform daily musicalliums for President Floordeck at the Presidential Palace. After the unfortunate death of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]], However, he booked a flight to [[United States of America\|United States]] in August 19 BB whereafter he applied for citizenship and began composing and performing at the Kennedy Center for the Arts in Washington DC. It was here, 19 years later, when the war had waned and seemed close to completion, that a Grand Encounter Would Occur, wherein Glunk's musical talents were approached by [[Keith Cumshoes]] and Rich Hernia ([[Rick Hernia\|Septum]]). The two boy, battle hardenened and on a brief break from the fighting, encountered Glunk and were quite impressed. Thusly several collaborations would ensue; a great and unknown fact was that Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline provided brass orchestrations for an unreleased extended version of Ba$edGod. Significant ire was garnered when this was occluded from the final cut of the song, and thusly a horrificum would be produced, in the form of a Diss Track; the [[Glunk Diss]]. This diss included numerous compromising details about Keith and Rich which woul dhave been damning if ever released to the public, however it was never released after an External Party purchased the rights for a large undisclosed sum of money. Thusly, Glunk retired from music, and returned to Brazil, where he served as a city councillor for several years before his timely and inconspicious death on the eve of the [[Bidonic Ascent]].

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	=== Career ===		=== Career ===
	Glunk Trunk Fribbert Brunk was hired at age 5 to play in the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was unheard of in those days, and thusly was thus. He was revered by some and feared by all, for he brought no instrumentation to this floor. He simply whined out the notes with his and glorious trunkoid. Several of the Human Musicians became enraged at Glunk's behaviors, and threatened him with impeachment if he could not prove his ability to play an instrument. And so, dearies, he lept from his seat and jumped to the piano, where he proceeded to play an entire Mozart piece with his dextrous and luscious ears. This angered the Croud and resulted in the resignation of Prisha Donovan, a woman, along with several members of multiple governments across the globe.		Glunk Trunk Fribbert Brunk was hired at age 5 to play in the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was unheard of in those days, and thusly was thus. He was revered by some and feared by all, for he brought no instrumentation to this floor. He simply whined out the notes with his and glorious trunkoid. Several of the Human Musicians became enraged at Glunk's behaviors, and threatened him with impeachment if he could not prove his ability to play an instrument. And so, dearies, he lept from his seat and jumped to the piano, where he proceeded to play an entire Mozart piece with his dextrous and luscious ears. This angered the Croud and resulted in the resignation of Prisha Donovan, a woman, along with several members of multiple governments across the globe.
			[[File:Pogultish in nature.jpg\|thumb\|President and Vice President of Brazil, Circa 33 BB. ]]

	=== Career Pt. 2 ===		=== Career Pt. 2 ===
	Glunk Trunk was a grand and glorious musician. he soon rose through the ranks to become senior composer for the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was a Great Honor. At age 11, Glunk Trunk was commissioned by the Great Kingdom of Brazil to perform at the inaugeration of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]]. This was also the birth Ceremony of President Floordeck. he received the jubilee of Brazil's national guard, and was made Vice President of Brazil as a thank you for his excellent performance. (Multiple bribes and killings did not occur in this glorious people's democratic republic)		Glunk Trunk was a grand and glorious musician. he soon rose through the ranks to become senior composer for the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was a Great Honor. At age 11, Glunk Trunk was commissioned by the Great Kingdom of Brazil to perform at the inaugeration of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]]. This was also the birth Ceremony of President Floordeck. he received the jubilee of Brazil's national guard, and was made Vice President of Brazil as a thank you for his excellent performance. (Multiple bribes and killings did not occur in this glorious people's democratic republic).


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	=== Career Pt. 2 ===		=== Career Pt. 2 ===
	Glunk Trunk was a grand and glorious musician. he soon rose through the ranks to become senior composer for the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was a Great Honor. At age 11, Glunk Trunk was commissioned by the Great Kingdom of Brazil to perform at the inaugeration of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]]. This was also the birth Ceremony of President Floordeck. he received the jubilee of Brazil's national guard, and was made Vice President of Brazil as a thank you for his excellent performance. Multiple bribes and killings did not occur.		Glunk Trunk was a grand and glorious musician. he soon rose through the ranks to become senior composer for the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was a Great Honor. At age 11, Glunk Trunk was commissioned by the Great Kingdom of Brazil to perform at the inaugeration of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]]. This was also the birth Ceremony of President Floordeck. he received the jubilee of Brazil's national guard, and was made Vice President of Brazil as a thank you for his excellent performance. (Multiple bribes and killings did not occur in this glorious people's democratic republic)


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	[[File:Glunkest.png\|thumb\|Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline]]		[[File:Glunkest.png\|thumb\|Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline]]Glunk Trunk Fribbert Alkaline was known far and wide across India for his ability to play any musical instrument presented to him, even without prior knowledge. This ability was a direct result of his lineage, which was that of the child of the goddess of music, Madame [[LMMS]]. However, this parenatage was unknown to Glunkage, who believed his father and mother to be Erudyace and Errol F. Alkaline, British photographers who traveled to india in order to investigate the strange phenomenon known as 'taste' within their food.

			=== Early Life ===
			Glunk Trunk Fribbert Frunk was a grand and glorious musician. From an early age, that being simply six weeks, he was playing the piano and creating spriitual beats with his toys. His dextrous blue apendages were grand and glroious in nature, and capable of moving at four times the speed of a humans/ Glunk, dear reader, was not human; in fact, he was not a man at all. He was a Elephantlean Humash, with specialized tendrations resembling that of a muscular primate. However, Glunk was more Elephant, than Man, and this was grand, for he could use his trunk to perform music designed for brass and woodwind instruments without an instrument. His trunk was also capable of sweepin the floor.

			=== Career ===
			Glunk Trunk Fribbert Brunk was hired at age 5 to play in the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was unheard of in those days, and thusly was thus. He was revered by some and feared by all, for he brought no instrumentation to this floor. He simply whined out the notes with his and glorious trunkoid. Several of the Human Musicians became enraged at Glunk's behaviors, and threatened him with impeachment if he could not prove his ability to play an instrument. And so, dearies, he lept from his seat and jumped to the piano, where he proceeded to play an entire Mozart piece with his dextrous and luscious ears. This angered the Croud and resulted in the resignation of Prisha Donovan, a woman, along with several members of multiple governments across the globe.

			=== Career Pt. 2 ===
			Glunk Trunk was a grand and glorious musician. he soon rose through the ranks to become senior composer for the Indian National Symphonic Conductorial Choral Orchestral Performance Recital Honorary Musical Troupe. This was a Great Honor. At age 11, Glunk Trunk was commissioned by the Great Kingdom of Brazil to perform at the inaugeration of President [[President Floordeck\|Floordeck]]. This was also the birth Ceremony of President Floordeck. he received the jubilee of Brazil's national guard, and was made Vice President of Brazil as a thank you for his excellent performance. Multiple bribes and killings did not occur.


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