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	====== Not to be confused with the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]]. ======		====== Not to be confused with the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]]. ======
	The Second Great META War was an intergalactic conflict occurring from 20,010 AB to 20,030 AB. Spanning a mere twenty years, the war was one of the largest scale conflicts in Omniversal History. The Second Great META War encompassed two galaxies (The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies) and a distance of over 5 million lightyears. There were two major factions involved in this conflict; those being The [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] and the [[Waifurian Empire]].		The Second Great META War was an intergalactic conflict occurring from 20,010 AB to 20,030 AB. Spanning a mere twenty years, the war was one of the largest scale conflicts in Omniversal History. The Second Great META War encompassed two galaxies (The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies) and a distance of over 5 million lightyears. There were two major factions involved in this conflict; those being The [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] and the [[Waifurian Empire]].

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	And as for G-4323, well, while his body may have been destroyed by his own laser, his words of warning about the Waifurian Empire- about the end of the Omniverse- proved to have been prescient indeed. G-4323 tried to warn them... he tried to warn them all... to prepare for...		And as for G-4323, well, while his body may have been destroyed by his own laser, his words of warning about the Waifurian Empire- about the end of the Omniverse- proved to have been prescient indeed. G-4323 tried to warn them... he tried to warn them all... to prepare for...

	[[~~Biden Incident~~\|Unforeseen Consequences]].		[[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Unforeseen Consequences.]]
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			====== Not to be confused with the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]]. ======
	The Second Great META War was an intergalactic conflict occurring from 20,010 AB to 20,030 AB. Spanning a mere twenty years, the war was one of the largest scale conflicts in Omniversal History. The Second Great META War encompassed two galaxies (The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies) and a distance of over 5 million lightyears. There were two major factions involved in this conflict; those being The [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] and the [[Waifurian Empire]].		The Second Great META War was an intergalactic conflict occurring from 20,010 AB to 20,030 AB. Spanning a mere twenty years, the war was one of the largest scale conflicts in Omniversal History. The Second Great META War encompassed two galaxies (The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies) and a distance of over 5 million lightyears. There were two major factions involved in this conflict; those being The [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] and the [[Waifurian Empire]].
	[[File:Xos .png\|thumb\|The Supreme Emperor of the Combine Empire, the near-immortal [[Xos]]. More machine than creature, Xos possessed nearly infinite knowledge of the Andromeda Galaxy- and aimed to bend the entire local supercluster to his whims. ]]		[[File:Xos .png\|thumb\|The Supreme Emperor of the Combine Empire, the near-immortal [[Xos]]. More machine than creature, Xos possessed nearly infinite knowledge of the Andromeda Galaxy- and aimed to bend the entire local supercluster to his whims. ]]

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	== Epilogue ==		== Epilogue ==
			The Combine was severely crippled after this, with no clear leaders left to lead and no clear base to call home. The Waifurian Empire had won, again. They had invaded and destroyed the Combine- killing billions of sentients in the process. The Waifurian Empire celebrated this victory with a grand festival on Ghetsin 3, with [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|the Mummy]] in attendance. Millings, Francis, Maldives, Keith Cumshoes, and Rick Hernia recieved Imperial Medals of Honor for their heroic actions in the war. A state funeral was held for General Raxus, and Quincy Himbrox spent ten years in jail- and came out a reformed man.

			After some years, the Combine Empire would reorganize, although it would never reach the level of power it had once had. With the Combine out of the way, the [[Waifurian Empire]] was free to conquer the entire local Supercluster- which they did.

			And as for G-4323, well, while his body may have been destroyed by his own laser, his words of warning about the Waifurian Empire- about the end of the Omniverse- proved to have been prescient indeed. G-4323 tried to warn them... he tried to warn them all... to prepare for...

			[[Biden Incident\|Unforeseen Consequences]].
	[[Category:Events]]		[[Category:Events]]

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	"Impressive. You have chosen well, my f-friends," said G-4323, turning to walk away. He had barely taken two steps, though, before a loud explosion echoed out across the temple. G-4323 looked around him, searching for the source of this explosion. He spotted, in the distance, a mushroom cloud rising into the atmosphere. From the explosion, a small, blue fireball emerged. At first, G-4323 wiped his retinal scanners, thinking it was a smudge. But the fireball grew larger and larger.		"Impressive. You have chosen well, my f-friends," said G-4323, turning to walk away. He had barely taken two steps, though, before a loud explosion echoed out across the temple. G-4323 looked around him, searching for the source of this explosion. He spotted, in the distance, a mushroom cloud rising into the atmosphere. From the explosion, a small, blue fireball emerged. At first, G-4323 wiped his retinal scanners, thinking it was a smudge. But the fireball grew larger and larger.

	== ~~Incarnate~~ ==		== Fates Align ==
	Rick Hernia, in a Legumish Incarnate of pure energy and power, rose over the Combine's vast army. He was a blazing inferno of stellar temperatures, weaving in and out of the legs of striders, and shooting fireballs down at the Combine troops, evaporating them on the spot.		Rick Hernia, in a Legumish Incarnate of pure energy and power, rose over the Combine's vast army. He was a blazing inferno of stellar temperatures, weaving in and out of the legs of striders, and shooting fireballs down at the Combine troops, evaporating them on the spot.

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	Rick Hernia, holding the Legume in one hand, kicked G-4323 in the chest, sending him flying into the upper atmosphere. Rick turned his attention away from G-4323, and towards the superweapon. He needed to take out its power supply. Rick raced out of the atmosphere of Ghetsin 3, burning through the sky, with [[G-4323]] close behind him.		Rick Hernia, holding the Legume in one hand, kicked G-4323 in the chest, sending him flying into the upper atmosphere. Rick turned his attention away from G-4323, and towards the superweapon. He needed to take out its power supply. Rick raced out of the atmosphere of Ghetsin 3, burning through the sky, with [[G-4323]] close behind him.

	G-4323 struck Rick Hernia's hand, sending the Legume floating out into space. Rick looked up at the ever-brighter C.O.C.K, and then down at ~~G-4323~~. In a split second decision, he continued streaking upwards towards the malformed planet. G-4323 caught the Legume in his hand, and began gaining on Rick Hernia. G-4323, channeling both the artificial electrical energy of the the C.O.C.K and the natural Omniversal energy of the Legume, began heating up to dangerous temperatures. His synthetic skin began melting off in the blaze, revealing his mechanical skeleton. G-4323 began firing Legumish flamelasers from his eye, causing Rick Hernia to zigzag across the exterior of the C.O.C.K to dodge them.		G-4323 struck Rick Hernia's hand, sending the Legume floating out into space. Rick looked up at the ever-brighter C.O.C.K, and then down at the [[Legume]]. In a split second decision, he continued streaking upwards towards the malformed planet. G-4323 caught the Legume in his hand, and began gaining on Rick Hernia. G-4323, channeling both the artificial electrical energy of the the C.O.C.K and the natural Omniversal energy of the Legume, began heating up to dangerous temperatures. His synthetic skin began melting off in the blaze, revealing his mechanical skeleton. G-4323 began firing Legumish flamelasers from his eye, causing Rick Hernia to zigzag across the exterior of the C.O.C.K to dodge them.

	The two supercharged entities raced across the surface of the C.O.C.K with such speed and heat that they left trails of melted metal in their wake. Rick was aiming for the very tip of the shaft, where the Combine Imperial Palace sat, at the precipice of the charging weapon. G-4323 saw this, and accelerated up to Rick, smashing him at lightspeed into the Imperial Palace.		The two supercharged entities raced across the surface of the C.O.C.K with such speed and heat that they left trails of melted metal in their wake. Rick was aiming for the very tip of the shaft, where the Combine Imperial Palace sat, at the precipice of the charging weapon. G-4323 saw this, and accelerated up to Rick, smashing him at lightspeed into the Imperial Palace.

	The two now stood in a broken, crumbling Imperial Throne room. The corpse of Emperor [[Xos]] lay rotting in the throne- judging by the state of decay on his body, he had been dead for centuries. Rick turned to G-4323 in genuine disbelief. G-4323 now began cackling, shooting a bolt of Legumish electricity at the Emperor's body, vaporizing it.		The two now stood in a broken, crumbling Imperial Throne room. The corpse of Emperor [[Xos]] lay rotting in the throne- judging by the state of decay on his body, he had been dead for centuries. Rick turned to G-4323 in genuine disbelief. G-4323 now began cackling, shooting a bolt of Legumish electricity at the Emperor's body, vaporizing it.

	"Yes, Mister Hernia. It's been me, all along! Pulling all of the strings. ''I'' ordered the assault on Earth. And I would do it ten thousand times again. I know what must be done to save the Omniverse from him- from the ''Mummy''."		"Yes, Mister Hernia. It's been me, all along! Pulling all of the strings. ''I'' ordered the assault on Earth. And I would do it ''ten thousand'' times again. I know what must be done to save the Omniverse from him- from the ''Mummy''."

	"You're insane," Rick retorted, scanning the room for any sort of an emergency shutoff for the weapon. he didn't see one.		"You're insane," Rick retorted, scanning the room for any sort of an emergency shutoff for the weapon. he didn't see one.
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	Rick felt himself losing consciousness in the tight electrical grasp of G-4323, his Legumish fire flickering. As he watched the beam fire into the void, Rick felt a renewed sense of hatred flooding through his body. A he looked down at his arms, and saw his flames shift from a cyan blue to a deep purple. Bursting free from his electrical chains, Rick Hernia tore off G-4323's arm in which he held the Legume, and shot out of the window, with great purple flames bursting from his feet like magnificent solar flares. At lightspeed, Rick Hernia tore through space alongside the massive energy beam, advancing on it. Rick gained enough distance to be neck-and-neck with the massive planet-destroying laser, and then quickly pivoted around, holding his hands out, and managed to slow the beam's advance. he felt the skin melting off of his hands, as the Legumish fire was doused by the massive, synthetic laser.		Rick felt himself losing consciousness in the tight electrical grasp of G-4323, his Legumish fire flickering. As he watched the beam fire into the void, Rick felt a renewed sense of hatred flooding through his body. A he looked down at his arms, and saw his flames shift from a cyan blue to a deep purple. Bursting free from his electrical chains, Rick Hernia tore off G-4323's arm in which he held the Legume, and shot out of the window, with great purple flames bursting from his feet like magnificent solar flares. At lightspeed, Rick Hernia tore through space alongside the massive energy beam, advancing on it. Rick gained enough distance to be neck-and-neck with the massive planet-destroying laser, and then quickly pivoted around, holding his hands out, and managed to slow the beam's advance. he felt the skin melting off of his hands, as the Legumish fire was doused by the massive, synthetic laser.

	G-43		The beam of energy pushed Rick through space at lightspeed, smashing his body through asteroids and rogue planets, as it barreled towards its destination, Earth. Rick pushed with all of his might, watching his hands burning to crisps. out of the corner of his eye, Rick saw Neptune fly by. With one hand against the energy Beam, Rick raised the Legume to his mouth- and ate it.

			In an instant, a massive ball of primordial Employeric energy exploded around Rick, deflecting the Beam directly backwards into the C.O.C.K. Rick raced back towards the C.O.C.K, getting a headstart on the beam. He shot directly into the now-dormant superweapon's center, tearing through the center of the C.O.C.K, and disabling all of its planetary shields. He shot out the other end, and pivoted around in space several hundred kilometers away, watching the Combine's home base explode in a fiery, climactic cloud of shrapnel.



			== Epilogue ==
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	"Emperor [[Xos]] didn't understand... the Advisors didn't understand... and ''you'' don't understand! You could never understand!", G-4323 screamed, channeling his rage into a Legumish Firebolt which stunned Rick Hernia, dropping him to the ground. G-4323 floated above him, holding the Legume in one hand. With a tendril of electricity, he lifted Rick Hernia off of the ground, and facing him outside of the Imperial Throne room.		"Emperor [[Xos]] didn't understand... the Advisors didn't understand... and ''you'' don't understand! You could never understand!", G-4323 screamed, channeling his rage into a Legumish Firebolt which stunned Rick Hernia, dropping him to the ground. G-4323 floated above him, holding the Legume in one hand. With a tendril of electricity, he lifted Rick Hernia off of the ground, and facing him outside of the Imperial Throne room.

	"Come. Watch with me." G-4323 said, as tendrils of electricity wrapped around Rick Hernia's limbs. Rick Hernia watched in horror as the weapon, fully charged, fired into the cosmos. A great beam of blinding white light shot away from them, headed towards Earth.		"Come. Watch with me. Watch your evil empire... ''fall''," G-4323 said, as tendrils of electricity wrapped around Rick Hernia's limbs. Rick Hernia watched in horror as the weapon, fully charged, fired into the cosmos. A great beam of blinding white light shot away from them, headed towards Earth.

			Rick felt himself losing consciousness in the tight electrical grasp of G-4323, his Legumish fire flickering. As he watched the beam fire into the void, Rick felt a renewed sense of hatred flooding through his body. A he looked down at his arms, and saw his flames shift from a cyan blue to a deep purple. Bursting free from his electrical chains, Rick Hernia tore off G-4323's arm in which he held the Legume, and shot out of the window, with great purple flames bursting from his feet like magnificent solar flares. At lightspeed, Rick Hernia tore through space alongside the massive energy beam, advancing on it. Rick gained enough distance to be neck-and-neck with the massive planet-destroying laser, and then quickly pivoted around, holding his hands out, and managed to slow the beam's advance. he felt the skin melting off of his hands, as the Legumish fire was doused by the massive, synthetic laser.

			G-43

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	Meanwhile, in the Andromeda Galaxy, the Waifurian Invasion Fleet had not gone unnoticed by the Combine Empire. The Emperor's Chief Security Consultant, [[Arcus]], had been alerted to the Waifurian maneuver from a '''''double agent''''' within the billions-strong Waifurian army. He immediately informed the Emperor's Majordomo and head of the Imperial Bureau of Security, [[G-4323]], and a full blockade was erected in a Dyson Sphere around the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)\|C.O.C.K.]] within days.		Meanwhile, in the Andromeda Galaxy, the Waifurian Invasion Fleet had not gone unnoticed by the Combine Empire. The Emperor's Chief Security Consultant, [[Arcus]], had been alerted to the Waifurian maneuver from a '''''double agent''''' within the billions-strong Waifurian army. He immediately informed the Emperor's Majordomo and head of the Imperial Bureau of Security, [[G-4323]], and a full blockade was erected in a Dyson Sphere around the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)\|C.O.C.K.]] within days.

	Additionally, fifty Combine motherships were deployed the Rimworld of [[Ferinah]], which laid at the outermost edge of the Combine's sphere of influence. The Emperor summoned his Advisors to his quarters, and the group conferred about how best to defend their Empire. [[~~Xos~~]] knew of the power the Waifurian Empire held; over the twenty-thousand years since their devastating loss to [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]]'s Gigamagnet, the two galactic forces had engaged in the odd skirmish over territory; however, nothing could have prepared the Combine for an invasion force of this scale. The group deliberated about sending ships through their old portal in [[Mexico]]'s [[Chihuahua, Mexico (City 9)\|City 9]]; however, it was determined that the [[Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster\|Albuquerque Black Holes]] were at too close of a distance to safely allow spacecraft to pass through here. Ultimately, they decided their best offense would be a strong, ready defense- which stood alert and prepared for invasion at any moment.		Additionally, fifty Combine motherships were deployed the Rimworld of [[Ferinah]], which laid at the outermost edge of the Combine's sphere of influence. The Emperor summoned his Advisors to his quarters, and the group conferred about how best to defend their Empire. [[G-4323]] knew of the power the Waifurian Empire held; over the twenty-thousand years since their devastating loss to [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]]'s Gigamagnet, the two galactic forces had engaged in the odd skirmish over territory; however, nothing could have prepared the Combine for an invasion force of this scale. The group deliberated about sending ships through their old portal in [[Mexico]]'s [[Chihuahua, Mexico (City 9)\|City 9]]; however, it was determined that the [[Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster\|Albuquerque Black Holes]] were at too close of a distance to safely allow spacecraft to pass through here. Ultimately, they decided their best offense would be a strong, ready defense- which stood alert and prepared for invasion at any moment.
	[[File:Templeofrannjoe.jpg\|thumb\|The Temple of Rannjoe housed the Omniversal Energy Anchor, the [[Legume]]. ]]		[[File:Templeofrannjoe.jpg\|thumb\|The Temple of Rannjoe housed the Omniversal Energy Anchor, the [[Legume]]. ]]

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	G-4323 turned to Quincy, an expression of intense rage forming across his synthetic face.		G-4323 turned to Quincy, an expression of intense rage forming across his synthetic face.

	"Arcus slaughtered men like they were animals. And they killed him like the monster he is. And after that- I realized- I couldn't let the Legume fall into your hands. You're just the same as him. You're an ''animal''."		"[[Arcus]] slaughtered men like they were animals. And they killed him like the monster he is. And after that- I realized- I couldn't let the Legume fall into your hands. You're just the same as him. You're an ''animal''."

	G-4323 stared at him for a moment, and his jaw tensed. Then, he suddenly broke out in a bout of psychotic laughter.		G-4323 stared at him for a moment, and his jaw tensed. Then, he suddenly broke out in a bout of psychotic laughter.
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	[[Rick Hernia]] crashed into G-4323, headbutting him out of his concentration. The two began to struggle mid-air, assaulting one another with their respective energies. The heat from the two supercharged beings lit the atmosphere up like a third sun. G-4323 slugged Rick Hernia in the jaw, then flew up into the stratosphere, channeling electricity to tilt the C.O.C.K. yet again, this time locking onto its target before [[Rick Hernia]] could reach him. The two fired volleys of energy at one another, weaving and ducking through the clouds, as the ultimate weapon above them began glowing with a ghostly white light.		[[Rick Hernia]] crashed into G-4323, headbutting him out of his concentration. The two began to struggle mid-air, assaulting one another with their respective energies. The heat from the two supercharged beings lit the atmosphere up like a third sun. G-4323 slugged Rick Hernia in the jaw, then flew up into the stratosphere, channeling electricity to tilt the C.O.C.K. yet again, this time locking onto its target before [[Rick Hernia]] could reach him. The two fired volleys of energy at one another, weaving and ducking through the clouds, as the ultimate weapon above them began glowing with a ghostly white light.

	Rick Hernia, holding the Legume in one hand, kicked G-4323 in the chest, sending him flying into the upper atmosphere. Rick turned his attention away from G-4323, and towards the superweapon. He needed to take out its power supply. Rick raced out of the atmosphere of Ghetsin 3, burning through the sky, with [[G-4323]] close behind him.		Rick Hernia, holding the Legume in one hand, kicked G-4323 in the chest, sending him flying into the upper atmosphere. Rick turned his attention away from G-4323, and towards the superweapon. He needed to take out its power supply. Rick raced out of the atmosphere of Ghetsin 3, burning through the sky, with [[G-4323]] close behind him.

			G-4323 struck Rick Hernia's hand, sending the Legume floating out into space. Rick looked up at the ever-brighter C.O.C.K, and then down at G-4323. In a split second decision, he continued streaking upwards towards the malformed planet. G-4323 caught the Legume in his hand, and began gaining on Rick Hernia. G-4323, channeling both the artificial electrical energy of the the C.O.C.K and the natural Omniversal energy of the Legume, began heating up to dangerous temperatures. His synthetic skin began melting off in the blaze, revealing his mechanical skeleton. G-4323 began firing Legumish flamelasers from his eye, causing Rick Hernia to zigzag across the exterior of the C.O.C.K to dodge them.

			The two supercharged entities raced across the surface of the C.O.C.K with such speed and heat that they left trails of melted metal in their wake. Rick was aiming for the very tip of the shaft, where the Combine Imperial Palace sat, at the precipice of the charging weapon. G-4323 saw this, and accelerated up to Rick, smashing him at lightspeed into the Imperial Palace.

			The two now stood in a broken, crumbling Imperial Throne room. The corpse of Emperor [[Xos]] lay rotting in the throne- judging by the state of decay on his body, he had been dead for centuries. Rick turned to G-4323 in genuine disbelief. G-4323 now began cackling, shooting a bolt of Legumish electricity at the Emperor's body, vaporizing it.

			"Yes, Mister Hernia. It's been me, all along! Pulling all of the strings. ''I'' ordered the assault on Earth. And I would do it ten thousand times again. I know what must be done to save the Omniverse from him- from the ''Mummy''."

			"You're insane," Rick retorted, scanning the room for any sort of an emergency shutoff for the weapon. he didn't see one.

			"Emperor [[Xos]] didn't understand... the Advisors didn't understand... and ''you'' don't understand! You could never understand!", G-4323 screamed, channeling his rage into a Legumish Firebolt which stunned Rick Hernia, dropping him to the ground. G-4323 floated above him, holding the Legume in one hand. With a tendril of electricity, he lifted Rick Hernia off of the ground, and facing him outside of the Imperial Throne room.

			"Come. Watch with me." G-4323 said, as tendrils of electricity wrapped around Rick Hernia's limbs. Rick Hernia watched in horror as the weapon, fully charged, fired into the cosmos. A great beam of blinding white light shot away from them, headed towards Earth.

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	"Give it to me," an unearthly voice eminated from all around them. G-4323 took a step back from Rick Hernia, clutching his briefcase against his chest.		"Give it to me," an unearthly voice eminated from all around them. G-4323 took a step back from Rick Hernia, clutching his briefcase against his chest.

	"How-" G-4323 was at a loss for words. [[Quincy Himbrox]] approached from behind a pile of rubble, clutching the ~~comm~~ of High Lieutenant Arcus.		"How-" G-4323 was at a loss for words. [[Quincy Himbrox]] approached from behind a pile of rubble, clutching the Comm device of High Lieutenant [[Arcus\|Arcus.]]

	"I released him."		"I released him."
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	G-4323 turned to Quincy, an expression of intense rage forming across his synthetic face.		G-4323 turned to Quincy, an expression of intense rage forming across his synthetic face.

	"Arcus slaughtered men like they were animals. And they killed him like the monster he is. And after that- I realized- I couldn't let the Legume fall into your hands. You're just the same as him. You're an animal."		"Arcus slaughtered men like they were animals. And they killed him like the monster he is. And after that- I realized- I couldn't let the Legume fall into your hands. You're just the same as him. You're an ''animal''."

	G-4323 stared at him for a moment, and his jaw tensed. Then, he suddenly broke out in a bout of psychotic laughter.		G-4323 stared at him for a moment, and his jaw tensed. Then, he suddenly broke out in a bout of psychotic laughter.

	"Oh, you ''poor'' fool... you've... you've doomed us all! ''You've doomed us all!''" G-4323 tossed the briefase into the flaming inferno of Rick Hernia, before collapsing onto the ground in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Francis and Millings stepped back from the writhing synthezoid, ~~who's~~ laughter echoed eerily as the only sound around the entire temple. After a moment G-4323 wiped the saliva from his mouth, and propped himself up onto his knees.		"Oh, you ''poor'' fool... you've... you've doomed us all! ''You've doomed us all!''" G-4323 tossed the briefase into the flaming inferno of Rick Hernia, before collapsing onto the ground in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Francis and Millings stepped back from the writhing synthezoid, whos laughter echoed eerily as the only sound around the entire temple. After a moment, G-4323 wiped the saliva from his mouth, and propped himself up onto his knees.

	"If you want to dance, ~~Mister~~ Hernia... let's ''dance''."		"If you want to dance, Rick Hernia... let's ''dance''."

			G-4323 suddenly stood at attention, his face devoid of emotion, and turned to face the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)\|C.O.C.K,]] which loomed over them, like a cybertronic moon in the sky.

			"Some believe that the C.O.C.K. is ''inflexible..."'' G-4323 said quietly, cracking his knuckles.

			"I dis''agree''."

			Huge tendrils of electricity suddenly shot down from the C.O.C.K, striking G-4323, who channeled it into his body, letting out a primordial scream. The electricity danced across his entire body, supercharging him with plasmatic energy. He rose into the sky, his body wrapped in tendrils of light. Behind him, the C.O.C.K. began folding in on itself- bending and twisting into complex shapes, like a piece of planetary origami. After a minute or so, the C.O.C.K. had finished transforming- into the shape of a gigantic human penis. At the 'tip' of this monstrous superweapon, was a massive cannon, capable of decimating an entire planet.

			Transforming the C.O.C.K. in such a rapid and violent way killed approximately 80% of the population of the synthetic planet; but [[G-4323]] didn't care. If he couldn't have the Legume- then neither could the [[Waifurian Empire]].

			"Today is the day that the [[Waifurian Empire]] ''dies''," G-4323 shrieked, raising his arms to the sky, as he began tilting the giant penis away from [[Ghetsin 3]] and into the sky. He was aiming for the [[Earth 2\|Earth]].

			[[Rick Hernia]] crashed into G-4323, headbutting him out of his concentration. The two began to struggle mid-air, assaulting one another with their respective energies. The heat from the two supercharged beings lit the atmosphere up like a third sun. G-4323 slugged Rick Hernia in the jaw, then flew up into the stratosphere, channeling electricity to tilt the C.O.C.K. yet again, this time locking onto its target before [[Rick Hernia]] could reach him. The two fired volleys of energy at one another, weaving and ducking through the clouds, as the ultimate weapon above them began glowing with a ghostly white light.

			Rick Hernia, holding the Legume in one hand, kicked G-4323 in the chest, sending him flying into the upper atmosphere. Rick turned his attention away from G-4323, and towards the superweapon. He needed to take out its power supply. Rick raced out of the atmosphere of Ghetsin 3, burning through the sky, with [[G-4323]] close behind him.

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	== Incarnate ==		== Incarnate ==
	~~'''''Dear reader, at this moment, we recommend playing the hit song ' Holding Out For a Hero' while you continue your reading experience.'''''~~		Rick Hernia, in a Legumish Incarnate of pure energy and power, rose over the Combine's vast army. He was a blazing inferno of stellar temperatures, weaving in and out of the legs of striders, and shooting fireballs down at the Combine troops, evaporating them on the spot.

	Rick Hernia, in a Legumish Incarnate of pure energy and power, rose over the Combine's vast army. He was a blazing inferno of stellar temperatures, weaving in and out of the legs of striders, and shooting fireballs down at the Combine troops, evaporating them on the spot.

	"Well... well, ''shit''." [[G-4323]] mumbled to himself, watching Rick approaching.		"Well... well, ''shit''." [[G-4323]] mumbled to himself, watching Rick approaching.
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	Rick swooped up and down through the Ghetsinian landscape, his immense heat burning the very air around him, as he dismantled the Combine gunships in the sky with volleys of fire. He blasted beams of energy down into the Combine armies, sending them into disarray, and cooked the Striders to crispy perfection without so much as laying a finger on them. Rick descended upon G-4323, landing several feet away from him. He extended his hand out to G-4323.		Rick swooped up and down through the Ghetsinian landscape, his immense heat burning the very air around him, as he dismantled the Combine gunships in the sky with volleys of fire. He blasted beams of energy down into the Combine armies, sending them into disarray, and cooked the Striders to crispy perfection without so much as laying a finger on them. Rick descended upon G-4323, landing several feet away from him. He extended his hand out to G-4323.

	~~<big>~~"Give it to me,"~~</big>~~ an unearthly voice eminated from all around them.		"Give it to me," an unearthly voice eminated from all around them. G-4323 took a step back from Rick Hernia, clutching his briefcase against his chest.

			"How-" G-4323 was at a loss for words. [[Quincy Himbrox]] approached from behind a pile of rubble, clutching the comm of High Lieutenant Arcus.

			"I released him."

			G-4323 turned to Quincy, an expression of intense rage forming across his synthetic face.

			"Arcus slaughtered men like they were animals. And they killed him like the monster he is. And after that- I realized- I couldn't let the Legume fall into your hands. You're just the same as him. You're an animal."

			G-4323 stared at him for a moment, and his jaw tensed. Then, he suddenly broke out in a bout of psychotic laughter.

			"Oh, you ''poor'' fool... you've... you've doomed us all! ''You've doomed us all!''" G-4323 tossed the briefase into the flaming inferno of Rick Hernia, before collapsing onto the ground in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Francis and Millings stepped back from the writhing synthezoid, who's laughter echoed eerily as the only sound around the entire temple. After a moment G-4323 wiped the saliva from his mouth, and propped himself up onto his knees.

			"If you want to dance, Mister Hernia... let's ''dance''."

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	====== Not to be confused with the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]]. ======		====== Not to be confused with the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]]. ======
	The Second Great META War was an intergalactic conflict occurring from 20,010 AB to 20,030 AB. Spanning a mere twenty years, the war was one of the largest scale conflicts in Omniversal History. The Second Great META War encompassed two galaxies (The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies) and a distance of over 5 million lightyears. There were two major factions involved in this conflict; those being The [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] and the [[Waifurian Empire]].		The Second Great META War was an intergalactic conflict occurring from 20,010 AB to 20,030 AB. Spanning a mere twenty years, the war was one of the largest scale conflicts in Omniversal History. The Second Great META War encompassed two galaxies (The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies) and a distance of over 5 million lightyears. There were two major factions involved in this conflict; those being The [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] and the [[Waifurian Empire]].

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			====== Not to be confused with the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]] or the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]]. ======
	The Second Great META War was an intergalactic conflict occurring from 20,010 AB to 20,030 AB. Spanning a mere twenty years, the war was one of the largest scale conflicts in Omniversal History. The Second Great META War encompassed two galaxies (The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies) and a distance of over 5 million lightyears. There were two major factions involved in this conflict; those being The [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] and the [[Waifurian Empire]].		The Second Great META War was an intergalactic conflict occurring from 20,010 AB to 20,030 AB. Spanning a mere twenty years, the war was one of the largest scale conflicts in Omniversal History. The Second Great META War encompassed two galaxies (The Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies) and a distance of over 5 million lightyears. There were two major factions involved in this conflict; those being The [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] and the [[Waifurian Empire]].
	[[File:Xos .png\|thumb\|The Supreme Emperor of the Combine Empire, the near-immortal [[Xos]]. More machine than creature, Xos possessed nearly infinite knowledge of the Andromeda Galaxy- and aimed to bend the entire local supercluster to his whims. ]]		[[File:Xos .png\|thumb\|The Supreme Emperor of the Combine Empire, the near-immortal [[Xos]]. More machine than creature, Xos possessed nearly infinite knowledge of the Andromeda Galaxy- and aimed to bend the entire local supercluster to his whims. ]]