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	Hank stood in the midst of his screaming and writhing comrades, whose appendages had been grilled like the popular American hot dog food. He watched over thirty of his friends die within five minutes.		Hank stood in the midst of his screaming and writhing comrades, whose appendages had been grilled like the popular American hot dog food. He watched over thirty of his friends die within five minutes.

	[[Reggie Fils-Aime\|General Fils-Aime]] ordered a full retreat, and the U.S. soldiers held a rendezvous in Cleveland. After consulting with U.S. President [[Bill Clinton]], as well as the Chairman of the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board]], [[James L. Fuck\|James Fuck]], Reggie made the difficult decision to deploy [[Jezebel]]'s homegrown Nuclear Pumpkin.		[[Reggie Fils-Aime\|General Fils-Aime]] ordered a full retreat, and the U.S. soldiers held a rendezvous in Cleveland. After consulting with U.S. President [[Bill Clinton]], as well as the Chairman of the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board]], [[James L. Fuck\|James Fuck]], Reggie made the difficult decision to deploy [[Jezebel]]'s homegrown Nuclear Pumpkin. This decision was only made possible after the joint nudge of [[Hazzorius Blume]] and [[G- Man\|G-Man]].

	[[Reggie Fils-Aime\|Reggie]] may have made the order, but Hank was the man who pressed the button.		[[Reggie Fils-Aime\|Reggie]] may have made the order, but Hank was the man who pressed the button.

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	== Screwing the Priory Of Cock ==		== Screwing the Priory Of Cock ==
	Hank Schrader was instrumental in taking down the heinous sex-cult and chicken trafficking front, the [[Priory of Cock]] in 2 BB. After destroying the Primary Cock-Pound, and the unfortunate demise of [[Uncle Dick]], the chicken trafficking of [[Albuquerque]] slowed to a halt. However, a new player always steps up to bat, and Gustavo Fring, a drug kingpin and owner of the Los Pollos Hermanos franchise, soon became the primary provider of crystal meth and chicken in the American (and soon [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian]]) southwest.		Hank Schrader was instrumental in taking down the heinous sex-cult and chicken trafficking front, the [[Priory of Cock]] in 2 BB. After destroying the Primary Cock-Pound, and the unfortunate demise of [[Uncle Dick]], the chicken trafficking of [[Albuquerque]] slowed to a halt. However, a new player always steps up to bat, and [[Gustavo Fring]], a drug kingpin and owner of the Los Pollos Hermanos franchise, soon became the primary provider of crystal meth and chicken in the American (and soon [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian]]) southwest.

	== Black Hole Cluster Factorium ==		== Black Hole Cluster Factorium ==
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	Hank's entire life flashed before his eyes; he remembered his brothers in [[The great META war\|the Great META War]]; the love of his parents, and, most of all, his beloved Marie.		Hank's entire life flashed before his eyes; he remembered his brothers in [[The great META war\|the Great META War]]; the love of his parents, and, most of all, his beloved Marie.

	"My name is ASAC Schrader. And you can go fuck yourself". Hank said to Gus, in what he thought would be his final words. Gus opened his mouth to reply, but was suddenly shot backwards by a beam of draconic light.		"My name is ASAC Schrader. And you can go fuck yourself". Hank said to [[Gustavo Fring\|Gus]], in what he thought would be his final words. Gus opened his mouth to reply, but was suddenly shot backwards by a beam of draconic light.

	== The New Dragonborn ==		== The New Dragonborn ==

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	Hank stood in the midst of his screaming and writhing comrades, whose appendages had been grilled like the popular American hot dog food. He watched over thirty of his friends die within five minutes.		Hank stood in the midst of his screaming and writhing comrades, whose appendages had been grilled like the popular American hot dog food. He watched over thirty of his friends die within five minutes.

	[[Reggie Fils-Aime\|General Fils-Aime]] ordered a full retreat, and the U.S. soldiers held a rendezvous in Cleveland. After consulting with U.S. President [[Bill Clinton]], as well as the Chairman of the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board]], James Fuck, Reggie made the difficult decision to deploy [[Jezebel]]'s homegrown Nuclear Pumpkin.		[[Reggie Fils-Aime\|General Fils-Aime]] ordered a full retreat, and the U.S. soldiers held a rendezvous in Cleveland. After consulting with U.S. President [[Bill Clinton]], as well as the Chairman of the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board]], [[James L. Fuck\|James Fuck]], Reggie made the difficult decision to deploy [[Jezebel]]'s homegrown Nuclear Pumpkin.

	[[Reggie Fils-Aime\|Reggie]] may have made the order, but Hank was the man who pressed the button.		[[Reggie Fils-Aime\|Reggie]] may have made the order, but Hank was the man who pressed the button.

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	Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium - SZHCDF - Unaligned\|occupation=Special Agent		Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium - SZHCDF - Unaligned\|occupation=Special Agent

	ASAC\|marital=Marie Schrader, m. 32 B.B.\|birthDate=March 1, 54 BB\|birthPlace=Albuquerque, New Mexico\|deathDate=November 6th, 5 AB\|deathPlace=~~Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster~~\|species=Human\|gender=Male\|height=5'10\|weight=201 lbs\|eyes=Hazel}}		ASAC\|marital=Marie Schrader, m. 32 B.B.\|birthDate=March 1, 54 BB\|birthPlace=Albuquerque, New Mexico\|deathDate=November 6th, 35 AB\|deathPlace=West Valley, New York\|species=Human\|gender=Male\|height=5'10\|weight=201 lbs\|eyes=Hazel}}

	== Great META War ==		== Great META War ==

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	In this moment, the [[Employers]] realized, with great confusion, that Marie Schrader was the Dragonborn (they had not planned for this).		In this moment, the [[Employers]] realized, with great confusion, that Marie Schrader was the Dragonborn (they had not planned for this).

	Marie turned to Walter, and grabbed ~~her~~ with a divine golden tendril. "Why don't you kill yourself, Walt?" She asked in a supersonic roar. She then threw him into the sky. Walter White crash-landed in northern Europe, where a group of vortigaunts would begin to ''rebuild'' him.		Marie turned to Walter, and grabbed him with a divine golden tendril. "Why don't you kill yourself, Walt?" She asked in a supersonic roar. She then threw him into the sky. Walter White crash-landed in northern Europe, where a group of vortigaunts would begin to ''rebuild'' him.

	== Epilogue ==		== Epilogue ==
	Hank and Marie lived out a happy marriage for the rest of their days (although, far, far away from [[Albuquerque]]). Hank passed away peacefully of natural causes in 35 AB, and Marie rose to the status of God of Purple, and traveled the Omniverse as the Final Dragonborn, eventually settling on [[Nirn]], where she was known as the Allmother of Tamriel. She drew on [[Alduin]]'s essence to destroy criminals, drug dealers, and librarians who made fun of people.		Hank and Marie lived out a happy marriage for the rest of their days (although, far, far away from [[Albuquerque]]). Hank passed away peacefully of natural causes in 35 AB, and Marie rose to the status of God of Purple, and traveled the Omniverse as the Final Dragonborn, eventually settling on [[Nirn]], where she was known as the Allmother of Tamriel. She drew on [[Alduin]]'s essence to destroy criminals, drug dealers, and librarians who made fun of people.

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 The Waifurian Police opened an investigation into the [[Black Mesa|Black Mesa Research Facility]] after the [[GLue Factory Incident|Glue Factory Incident]], and many within the new administration claimed that Black Mesa was responsible for both the [[Portland Oregon]] Factorium and the [[Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster|Black Hole]] Factorium, citing their previous dangerous anomalous experiments. Hank was dispatched to the facility, as the representative and voice for the people of Albuquerque, and began a thorough investigation of each and every room and staff member at [[Black Mesa]].
-Hank
+Hank became particularly interest with a certain Dr. Isaac Kleiner, who was fidgeting and mumbling about 'Llamar". When Hank pressed him, he broke immediately, confessing that he was being paid to cook meth but that he hadn't in several years. Hank arrested him and sent him back to Albuquerque for detainment, but remained in Black Mesa searching for more clues. Unfortunately, Kleiner was the only link he would find.
 == Hank Figures it Out ==
-In 5 AB, while at a family dinner party, Hank excused himself to use the restroom. He sat down on the toilet and opened a copy of 'The Mysteries of [[Xen]]', which had been gifted to Walter by Isaac Kleiner. Hank immediately realized that Walt was Heisenberg, and felt a sinking feeling in his gut when he realized what must be done.
+In 5 AB, while at a family dinner party, Hank excused himself to use the restroom. He sat down on the toilet and opened a copy of 'The Mysteries of [[Xen]]', which was signed by none other than Isaac Kleiner. Hank immediately realized that Walt, his own brother-in-law, had been Heisenberg all along. For over a decade, Walt had listened to him complaining about the elusive Heisenberg- only to have been right under his nose, the entire time.

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	== Black Mesa Investigations ==		== Black Mesa Investigations ==
	The Waifurian Police opened an investigation into the [[Black Mesa\|Black Mesa Research Facility]] after the [[GLue Factory Incident\|Glue Factory Incident]], and many within the new administration claimed that Black Mesa was responsible for both the Portland Oregon Factorium and the Black Hole Factorium.		The Waifurian Police opened an investigation into the [[Black Mesa\|Black Mesa Research Facility]] after the [[GLue Factory Incident\|Glue Factory Incident]], and many within the new administration claimed that Black Mesa was responsible for both the [[Portland Oregon]] Factorium and the [[Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster\|Black Hole]] Factorium, citing their previous dangerous anomalous experiments. Hank was dispatched to the facility, as the representative and voice for the people of Albuquerque, and began a thorough investigation of each and every room and staff member at [[Black Mesa]].

			Hank

	== Hank Figures it Out ==		== Hank Figures it Out ==
	In 5 AB, while at a family dinner party, Hank excused himself to use the restroom. He sat down on the toilet and opened a copy of 'The Mysteries of [[Xen]]', which had been gifted to Walter~~, unbeknownst to Hank,~~ by Isaac Kleiner, a ~~former associate's of Walt's at [[Black Mesa\|Black Mesa~~.]]		In 5 AB, while at a family dinner party, Hank excused himself to use the restroom. He sat down on the toilet and opened a copy of 'The Mysteries of [[Xen]]', which had been gifted to Walter by Isaac Kleiner. Hank immediately realized that Walt was Heisenberg, and felt a sinking feeling in his gut when he realized what must be done.

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	== Black Hole Cluster Factorium ==		== Black Hole Cluster Factorium ==
	Hank was hot on the tail of Heisenberg and Fring, but his research was suddenly and violently interrupted by the grand convulsions of the Albuquerque area as a result of the [[GLue Factory Incident\|Glue Factory Incident]] in 1 AB. The [[Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster]] soon formed, and the DEA was forced to relocate their offices so as to not be consumed by the erroneous supervacuums.		Hank was hot on the tail of Heisenberg and Fring, but his research was suddenly and violently interrupted by the grand convulsions of the Albuquerque area as a result of the [[GLue Factory Incident\|Glue Factory Incident]] in 1 AB. The [[Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster]] soon formed, and the DEA was forced to relocate their offices so as to not be consumed by the erroneous supervacuums.

			Bizarre occurrences began plaguing the DEA offices. These would only become more frequent as time went on. Once, a large sapphire, roughly the size of a small bus, appeared in the women's bathroom. Another time, a [[Bwemer]] gunship was found lodged into the second-story floor. Despite all of this, Hank insisted that work continue on the Heisenberg investigation.

			== Black Mesa Investigations ==
			The Waifurian Police opened an investigation into the [[Black Mesa\|Black Mesa Research Facility]] after the [[GLue Factory Incident\|Glue Factory Incident]], and many within the new administration claimed that Black Mesa was responsible for both the Portland Oregon Factorium and the Black Hole Factorium.

			== Hank Figures it Out ==
			In 5 AB, while at a family dinner party, Hank excused himself to use the restroom. He sat down on the toilet and opened a copy of 'The Mysteries of [[Xen]]', which had been gifted to Walter, unbeknownst to Hank, by Isaac Kleiner, a former associate's of Walt's at [[Black Mesa\|Black Mesa.]]

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 19:05, 9 August 2022

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	== Screwing the Priory Of Cock ==		== Screwing the Priory Of Cock ==
	Hank Schrader was instrumental in taking down the heinous sex-cult and chicken trafficking front, the [[Priory of Cock]] in 2 BB. After destroying the Primary Cock-Pound, and the unfortunate demise of [[Uncle Dick]], the chicken trafficking of [[Albuquerque]] slowed to a halt. However, a new player always steps up to bat, and Gustavo Fring, a drug kingpin and owner of the Los Pollos Hermanos franchise, soon became the primary provider of crystal meth and chicken in the American (and soon [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian]]) southwest.		Hank Schrader was instrumental in taking down the heinous sex-cult and chicken trafficking front, the [[Priory of Cock]] in 2 BB. After destroying the Primary Cock-Pound, and the unfortunate demise of [[Uncle Dick]], the chicken trafficking of [[Albuquerque]] slowed to a halt. However, a new player always steps up to bat, and Gustavo Fring, a drug kingpin and owner of the Los Pollos Hermanos franchise, soon became the primary provider of crystal meth and chicken in the American (and soon [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurian]]) southwest.

			== Black Hole Cluster Factorium ==
			Hank was hot on the tail of Heisenberg and Fring, but his research was suddenly and violently interrupted by the grand convulsions of the Albuquerque area as a result of the [[GLue Factory Incident\|Glue Factory Incident]] in 1 AB. The [[Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster]] soon formed, and the DEA was forced to relocate their offices so as to not be consumed by the erroneous supervacuums.