Fabafaba324: Created page with "Hep Hepatitis W (commonly referred to as Wepatitis) was a relatively benign, yet extremely pervasive, strain of the Hepatitis disease. Its efffects included slight elbow discomfort and the loss of smell in the left nostril. It was enjoyed by children unlucky enough to drink milk from dairy cows of the specific ratio 44% white fur/ 45%% black fur or 45% white fur and 44% black fur (and vice versa). This was because the cows of this nearly s..."

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Created page with "thumb|Hep Hepatitis W (commonly referred to as Wepatitis) was a relatively benign, yet extremely pervasive, strain of the Hepatitis disease. Its efffects included slight elbow discomfort and the loss of smell in the left nostril. It was enjoyed by children unlucky enough to drink milk from dairy cows of the specific ratio 44% white fur/ 45%% black fur or 45% white fur and 44% black fur (and vice versa). This was because the cows of this nearly s..."

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Hepatitis W (commonly referred to as Wepatitis) was a relatively benign, yet extremely pervasive, strain of the Hepatitis disease. Its efffects included slight elbow discomfort and the loss of smell in the left nostril. It was enjoyed by children unlucky enough to drink milk from dairy cows of the specific ratio 44% white fur/ 45%% black fur or 45% white fur and 44% black fur (and vice versa). This was because the cows of this nearly symmetrical nature lacked a significant pronome blocker necessary to prevent viral transmission of said disease ease. Thusly, calves, cows, heffers, and bulls, of all shapes and sizes, whose fur matched this description, were also infected. While cow-to-vehicle transmission was unreported, cow-to-human-to-vehicle transmission did occur; the disease was more dangerous for cars, frequently causing fuse box malfunctions and oil pan leaks. In one particularly daft instance, Hepatitis W's infective miscreances resulted in the death of a tractor trailer hailing 44 tons of lumber down a highway in rural [[Georgia]] (East). The death of this tractor trailer resulted in the vehicle tipping over and careening off of the highway, crashing into a small village and thusly infecting the souls of the people living in the village, granting them the disgusting privelege of having the hepatitis W virus coursing through their blood. Hepatitis W was notable in that it rarely, if ever, mutated into any other form of Hepatitis, such as Hepatis [[Hepatitis Y|Y]] or [[Hepatitis Z|Z]].

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