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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 https://rickhernia.com/wiki/index.php?title=Incursion_of_Waifuria_Prime&diff=2530&oldid=prev 2022-06-08T23:57:23Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 09:57, 9 June 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l2">Line 2:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 2:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>in 99 A.B, [[Waifuria Prime]] was a bustling metropolitan hub, stationed outside of the [[Planets: Disambiguation|Kroasis]] system. The Governor of Waifuria Prime, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]], had recently upgraded the satellite’s processor and graphics card, and it was now running 20% more efficiently than before. It was the most highly intelligent artificial being in the galaxy.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>in 99 A.B, [[Waifuria Prime]] was a bustling metropolitan hub, stationed outside of the [[Planets: Disambiguation|Kroasis]] system. The Governor of Waifuria Prime, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]], had recently upgraded the satellite’s processor and graphics card, and it was now running 20% more efficiently than before. It was the most highly intelligent artificial being in the galaxy.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Unfortunately, this new burst of power caught the attention of a rogue [[Combine]] scout ship. It reported back to the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|C.O.C.K]]., and a Combine Advisor directed [[General Grievous]] to conquer [[Waifuria Prime]]. [[General Grievous|Grievous]] was deployed to [[Waifuria Prime]] with 1,000 troops and 300 in reserve</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Unfortunately, this new burst of power caught the attention of a rogue [[Combine]] scout ship. It reported back to the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|C.O.C.K]]., and a Combine Advisor directed [[General Grievous]] to conquer [[Waifuria Prime]]. [[General Grievous|Grievous]] was deployed to [[Waifuria Prime]] with 1,000 troops and 300 in reserve<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Initially, the Incursion seemed like it was going to be a massacre. The Waifurian people, mostly low-intelligent finance-obsessed creatures, were defenseless against the [[Combine]] armies. Grievous demanded to be taken to the leader of [[Waifuria Prime]] so he could kill him.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Initially, the Incursion seemed like it was going to be a massacre. The Waifurian people, mostly low-intelligent finance-obsessed creatures, were defenseless against the [[Combine]] armies. Grievous demanded to be taken to the leader of [[Waifuria Prime]] so he could kill him.</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l8">Line 8:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 8:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]], watching the Chaos unfold, quickly descended in his gubernatorial bunker, where he had housed a dormant [[Gordon Freeman]], still in his stasis chamber from 100 years prior.  </div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]], watching the Chaos unfold, quickly descended in his gubernatorial bunker, where he had housed a dormant [[Gordon Freeman]], still in his stasis chamber from 100 years prior.  </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>After putting Gordon’s HEV suit on, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]] woke the [[G- Man|Silent Man]] and explained the situation. Gordon nodded, and uttered what may have been his first and only word: “Crowbar”</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>After putting Gordon’s HEV suit on, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]] woke the [[G- Man|Silent Man]] and explained the situation. Gordon nodded, and uttered what may have been his first and only word: “Crowbar”<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Gordon Freeman]] single-handedly bested much of the [[Combine|Combine Army]]. He also engaged in a fateful battle with [[General Grievous]], which would culminate with all but 1 of [[General Grievous|Grievous]]’ limbs being severed by Gordon’s mighty crowbar. Grievous scampered to a Waifurian escape pod, but Gordon caught up to him. [[General Grievous|Grievous]], in his fury, attempted to attack [[Gordon Freeman]], who smacked him with the blunt end of the Crowbar continually until [[General Grievous|Grievous]] was nothing but a crumpled ball of scrap metal and blood.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Gordon Freeman]] single-handedly bested much of the [[Combine|Combine Army]]. He also engaged in a fateful battle with [[General Grievous]], which would culminate with all but 1 of [[General Grievous|Grievous]]’ limbs being severed by Gordon’s mighty crowbar. Grievous scampered to a Waifurian escape pod, but Gordon caught up to him. [[General Grievous|Grievous]], in his fury, attempted to attack [[Gordon Freeman]], who smacked him with the blunt end of the Crowbar continually until [[General Grievous|Grievous]] was nothing but a crumpled ball of scrap metal and blood.</div></td></tr> </table>

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 https://rickhernia.com/wiki/index.php?title=Incursion_of_Waifuria_Prime&diff=2529&oldid=prev 2022-06-08T23:56:38Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 09:56, 9 June 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[File:Greviousvisit.jpg|thumb|General Grievous on Waifuria Prime. ]]</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>in 99 A.B, [[Waifuria Prime]] was a bustling metropolitan hub, stationed outside of the [[Planets: Disambiguation|Kroasis]] system. The Governor of Waifuria Prime, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]], had recently upgraded the satellite’s processor and graphics card, and it was now running 20% more efficiently than before. It was the most highly intelligent artificial being in the galaxy.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>in 99 A.B, [[Waifuria Prime]] was a bustling metropolitan hub, stationed outside of the [[Planets: Disambiguation|Kroasis]] system. The Governor of Waifuria Prime, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]], had recently upgraded the satellite’s processor and graphics card, and it was now running 20% more efficiently than before. It was the most highly intelligent artificial being in the galaxy.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> </table>

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<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 07:12, 9 June 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l5">Line 5:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 5:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Initially, the Incursion seemed like it was going to be a massacre. The Waifurian people, mostly low-intelligent finance-obsessed creatures, were defenseless against the [[Combine]] armies. Grievous demanded to be taken to the leader of [[Waifuria Prime]] so he could kill him.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Initially, the Incursion seemed like it was going to be a massacre. The Waifurian people, mostly low-intelligent finance-obsessed creatures, were defenseless against the [[Combine]] armies. Grievous demanded to be taken to the leader of [[Waifuria Prime]] so he could kill him.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]], watching the Chaos unfold, quickly descended in his gubernatorial bunker, where he had housed a dormant Gordon Freeman, still in his stasis chamber from 100 years prior.  </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]], watching the Chaos unfold, quickly descended in his gubernatorial bunker, where he had housed a dormant <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[</ins>Gordon Freeman<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]]</ins>, still in his stasis chamber from 100 years prior.  </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>After putting Gordon’s HEV suit on, G-Man <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">alpha </del>woke the Silent Man and explained the situation. Gordon nodded, and uttered what may have been his first and only word: “Crowbar”</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>After putting Gordon’s HEV suit on, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[</ins>G-Man <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">(Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]] </ins>woke the <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[G- Man|</ins>Silent Man<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]] </ins>and explained the situation. Gordon nodded, and uttered what may have been his first and only word: “Crowbar”</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Gordon Freeman single-handedly bested much of the Combine Army. He also engaged in a fateful battle with General Grievous, which would culminate with all but 1 of <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Grievous’ </del>limbs being severed by Gordon’s mighty crowbar. Grievous scampered to a Waifurian escape pod, but Gordon caught up to him. Grievous, in his fury, attempted to attack Gordon Freeman, who smacked him with the blunt end of the Crowbar continually until Grievous was nothing but a crumpled ball of scrap metal and blood.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[</ins>Gordon Freeman<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]] </ins>single-handedly bested much of the <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[Combine|</ins>Combine Army<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]]</ins>. He also engaged in a fateful battle with <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[</ins>General Grievous<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]]</ins>, which would culminate with all but 1 of <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[General Grievous|Grievous]]’ </ins>limbs being severed by Gordon’s mighty crowbar. Grievous scampered to a Waifurian escape pod, but Gordon caught up to him. <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[General Grievous|</ins>Grievous<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]]</ins>, in his fury, attempted to attack <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[</ins>Gordon Freeman<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]]</ins>, who smacked him with the blunt end of the Crowbar continually until <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[General Grievous|</ins>Grievous<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]] </ins>was nothing but a crumpled ball of scrap metal and blood.</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 07:09, 9 June 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">in 99 A.B, [[Waifuria Prime]] was a bustling metropolitan hub, stationed outside of the [[Planets: Disambiguation|Kroasis]] system. The Governor of Waifuria Prime, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]], had recently upgraded the satellite’s processor and graphics card, and it was now running 20% more efficiently than before. It was the most highly intelligent artificial being in the galaxy.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Unfortunately, this new burst of power caught the attention of a rogue [[Combine]] scout ship. It reported back to the [[Combine Offices Complex Knot (C.O.C.K.)|C.O.C.K]]., and a Combine Advisor directed [[General Grievous]] to conquer [[Waifuria Prime]]. [[General Grievous|Grievous]] was deployed to [[Waifuria Prime]] with 1,000 troops and 300 in reserve</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Initially, the Incursion seemed like it was going to be a massacre. The Waifurian people, mostly low-intelligent finance-obsessed creatures, were defenseless against the [[Combine]] armies. Grievous demanded to be taken to the leader of [[Waifuria Prime]] so he could kill him.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]], watching the Chaos unfold, quickly descended in his gubernatorial bunker, where he had housed a dormant Gordon Freeman, still in his stasis chamber from 100 years prior. </ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">After putting Gordon’s HEV suit on, G-Man alpha woke the Silent Man and explained the situation. Gordon nodded, and uttered what may have been his first and only word: “Crowbar”</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Gordon Freeman single-handedly bested much of the Combine Army. He also engaged in a fateful battle with General Grievous, which would culminate with all but 1 of Grievous’ limbs being severed by Gordon’s mighty crowbar. Grievous scampered to a Waifurian escape pod, but Gordon caught up to him. Grievous, in his fury, attempted to attack Gordon Freeman, who smacked him with the blunt end of the Crowbar continually until Grievous was nothing but a crumpled ball of scrap metal and blood.</ins></div></td></tr> </table>

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