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	=== Kid Named Io ===		=== Kid Named Io ===
	In 400 BB, a Grand Convention of Astronomers was assembled outside of the ever-growing Trump Tower, by the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great God Emperor]] himself. Many astronomers had grown increasingly annoyed with the names of Jupiter's moons; they thought Callisto, Europa, and Ganymede were fine names. For some reason, however, they didn't like the name "Cheeseworld" for a mysterious celestial body. Great Mysteries as to why.		In 400 BB, a Grand Convention of Astronomers was assembled outside of the ever-growing Trump Tower, by the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great God Emperor]] himself. Many astronomers had grown increasingly annoyed with the names of Jupiter's moons; they thought [[Callisto]], [[Europa]], and [[Ganymede]] were fine names. For some reason, however, they didn't like the name "Cheeseworld" for a mysterious celestial body. Great Mysteries as to why.

	The astronomers of [[Old Earth\|Earth]] bickered for several days over this matter, exchanging insults and firing cannons at one another, as was custom.		The astronomers of [[Old Earth\|Earth]] bickered for several days over this matter, exchanging insults and firing cannons at one another, as was custom.

	Eventually, a small child by the name of Io, who was the son of one of the astronomers, tried to organize the unwieldy group. He was struck in the head by a granite model of [[Venus]], and suffered a minor headache from this. His father was outraged, and, screaming hysterically at the other astronomers. In an effort to calm the father down, a French Astronomer by the name of Oui Oui Von Shitfuck decided that they should name the moon Io, after the father's son, who had a boo boo on his head. This was agreed upon in grand speed, and the name remained.		Eventually, a small child by the name of Io, who was the son of one of the astronomers, tried to organize the unwieldy group. He was struck in the head by a granite model of [[Venus]], and suffered a minor headache from this. His father was outraged, and began screaming hysterically at the other astronomers. In an effort to calm the father down, a French Astronomer by the name of Oui Oui Von Shitfuck decided that they should name the moon Io, after the father's son, who had a boo boo on his head. This was agreed upon in grand speed, and the name remained.

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	When the drawing had finally arrived at Alsace-Lorraine, so had Galileo, roughly three days prior. Upon seeing the impeccable illustration, Galileo recalled his findings, and demanded to be credited with the discovery of Io. The college told him he had no proof of his discovery. Galileo, frustrated, promised he would prove it. He rushed home to his study, and, forty-eight days later, he returned to the college of Alsace-Lorraine, with a crumpled piece of paper. On the piece of paper, next to his drawing of three moons and Jupiter, was a large glob of crusty nacho cheese. Fortunately for Galileo, the aforementioned muddy astronomer had called Io "Cheeseworld", and Galileo claimed copyright infringement, and became the sole rightsholder to Io (still named Cheeseworld), a legacy which would haunt him to his grave.		When the drawing had finally arrived at Alsace-Lorraine, so had Galileo, roughly three days prior. Upon seeing the impeccable illustration, Galileo recalled his findings, and demanded to be credited with the discovery of Io. The college told him he had no proof of his discovery. Galileo, frustrated, promised he would prove it. He rushed home to his study, and, forty-eight days later, he returned to the college of Alsace-Lorraine, with a crumpled piece of paper. On the piece of paper, next to his drawing of three moons and Jupiter, was a large glob of crusty nacho cheese. Fortunately for Galileo, the aforementioned muddy astronomer had called Io "Cheeseworld", and Galileo claimed copyright infringement, and became the sole rightsholder to Io (still named Cheeseworld), a legacy which would haunt him to his grave.

	==== Kid Named Io ====		=== Kid Named Io ===
	In 400 BB, a Grand Convention of Astronomers was assembled outside of the ever-growing Trump Tower, by the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great God Emperor]] himself. Many astronomers had grown increasingly annoyed with the names of Jupiter's moons; they thought Callisto, Europa, and Ganymede were fine names. For some reason, however, they didn't like the name "Cheeseworld" for a mysterious celestial body. Great Mysteries as to why.		In 400 BB, a Grand Convention of Astronomers was assembled outside of the ever-growing Trump Tower, by the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great God Emperor]] himself. Many astronomers had grown increasingly annoyed with the names of Jupiter's moons; they thought Callisto, Europa, and Ganymede were fine names. For some reason, however, they didn't like the name "Cheeseworld" for a mysterious celestial body. Great Mysteries as to why.

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 Io (EYE-Oh) was one of the Four Grand Moons of [[Jupiter]].
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Io (EYE-Oh) was one of the Four Grand Moons of [[Jupiter]].
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