Jeff Brown - Revision history

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 00:30, 31 March 2026

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	Jeff Brown was the self-declared ruler of [[Callisto]], and was severely delusional.		Jeff Brown was the self-declared ruler of [[Callisto]], and was severely delusional.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 00:29, 31 March 2026

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	==== Titan ====		==== Titan ====
	Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon [[Titan]], where he would construct the Lloyd Droid [[Ses]]. He found his way back to Callisto at some point by hitchhiking, and would become romantically entangled with the love sponge [[MOSDOK\|M.O.S.D.O.K.]]		Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon [[Titan]], where he would construct the [[Lloyd Droid]] [[Ses]]. He found his way back to Callisto at some point by hitchhiking, and would become romantically entangled with the love sponge [[MOSDOK\|M.O.S.D.O.K.]]

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 21:36, 4 May 2024

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	==== Titan ====		==== Titan ====
	Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon [[Titan]], where he would construct the Lloyd Droid [[Ses]].		Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon [[Titan]], where he would construct the Lloyd Droid [[Ses]]. He found his way back to Callisto at some point by hitchhiking, and would become romantically entangled with the love sponge [[MOSDOK\|M.O.S.D.O.K.]]

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 01:56, 31 May 2023

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	==== Titan ====		==== Titan ====
	Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon Titan, where he would construct the Lloyd Droid [[Ses]].		Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon [[Titan]], where he would construct the Lloyd Droid [[Ses]].

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 01:56, 31 May 2023

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	Jeff Brown was the self-declared ruler of [[Callisto]], and was severely delusional.		Jeff Brown was the self-declared ruler of [[Callisto]], and was severely delusional.

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	==== Titan ====		==== Titan ====
	Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon ~~Callisto~~, where he would construct the Lloyd Droid [[Ses]].		Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon Titan, where he would construct the Lloyd Droid [[Ses]].

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II at 01:55, 31 May 2023

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	Some time later, Jeff declared himself ruler of Callisto, ruling over exactly zero living creatures or entities. He was a fair and just ruler, and ruled over the satellite for hundreds of years. Jeff held the Omniversal Record for Longest-Serving Leader to Rule Over Nobody.		Some time later, Jeff declared himself ruler of Callisto, ruling over exactly zero living creatures or entities. He was a fair and just ruler, and ruled over the satellite for hundreds of years. Jeff held the Omniversal Record for Longest-Serving Leader to Rule Over Nobody.

	==== ~~Obliteration~~ ====		==== Titan ====
	Jeff was ~~permanently obliterated when~~ a stray [[Combine]] ~~missile struck and killed him,~~ during the ~~waning days of~~ [[The great META war\|~~the~~ Great META War]]~~. He was~~, ~~thankfully~~, ~~spending his last moments with his beloved Rocky, and it was over quickly~~.		Jeff was ejected from Callisto by a stray [[Combine]] Missile during the [[The great META war\|First Great META War]], and crash landed on Saturn's moon Callisto, where he would construct the Lloyd Droid [[Ses]].

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 22:47, 1 September 2022

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 Jeff was one of very few life-forms on Ganymede, so he became very lonely on the barren rocky surface of the [[Jupiter|Jovian]] moon. After several hundred years in total isolation, Jeff had amassed a respectable collection of rocks, who he assigned personalities and names. His favorite rock was his chosen partner, Rocky, who was a piece of granite, approximately 4.053 billion years of age.
 Eventually, Jeff believed he had seen everything there was to see on Ganymede, and he decided he was ready to leave. In an attempt to gather speed, Jeff ran around the circumference of Ganymede fourteen times, at breakneck velocities (literally; he lost his skull several times in the process). Jeff placed Rocky in his skull cavity, to keep his dearly beloved close to him during the trip.
 Jeff lept off of [[Ganymede]] at a velocity of 2.5 km/s, surpassing the satellite's escape velocity and hurtling off into deep space.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 22:19, 1 September 2022

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	=== Loneliness & Grand Delusions ===		=== Loneliness & Grand Delusions ===
	Jeff was one of very few life-forms on Ganymede, so he became very lonely on the barren rocky surface of the [[Jupiter\|Jovian]] moon. After several hundred years in total isolation, Jeff had amassed a respectable collection of rocks, who he assigned personalities and names. His favorite rock was his chosen partner, Rocky, who was a piece of granite, approximately 4.053 billion years of age.		Jeff was one of very few life-forms on Ganymede, so he became very lonely on the barren rocky surface of the [[Jupiter\|Jovian]] moon. After several hundred years in total isolation, Jeff had amassed a respectable collection of rocks, who he assigned personalities and names. His favorite rock was his chosen partner, Rocky, who was a piece of granite, approximately 4.053 billion years of age.

			Eventually, Jeff believed he had seen everything there was to see on Ganymede, and he decided he was ready to leave. In an attempt to gather speed, Jeff ran around the circumference of Ganymede fourteen times, at breakneck velocities (literally; he lost his skull several times in the process). Jeff placed Rocky in his skull cavity, to keep his dearly beloved close to him during the trip.

			Jeff lept off of [[Ganymede]] at a velocity of 2.5 km/s, surpassing the satellite's escape velocity and hurtling off into deep space.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 22:15, 1 September 2022

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	Jeff was one of very few life-forms on Ganymede, so he became very lonely on the barren rocky surface of the [[Jupiter\|Jovian]] moon. After several hundred years in total isolation, Jeff had amassed a respectable collection of rocks, who he assigned personalities and names. His favorite rock was his chosen partner, Rocky, who was a piece of granite, approximately 4.053 billion years of age.		Jeff was one of very few life-forms on Ganymede, so he became very lonely on the barren rocky surface of the [[Jupiter\|Jovian]] moon. After several hundred years in total isolation, Jeff had amassed a respectable collection of rocks, who he assigned personalities and names. His favorite rock was his chosen partner, Rocky, who was a piece of granite, approximately 4.053 billion years of age.
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