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	Rob suddenly stopped and, after looking both ways down the narrow alleyway they'd been walking down, banged three times on a seemingly arbitrary point on the wall.		Rob suddenly stopped and, after looking both ways down the narrow alleyway they'd been walking down, banged three times on a seemingly arbitrary point on the wall.

			Suddenly, the wall folded away, revealing a very high-tech looking elevator. Rob beckoned for Joe to step inside, and he obliged. The door closed behind them and Joe was shocked when, instead of going up, they began traveling left- very, very fast.

			"What world are you- uh- you from, Jack?", Rob asked, after a brief moment of silence between the two.

			Joe Biden felt 2000 years of brainrot frothing to return to his brain, but he resisted. For some reason he couldn't explain, he knew that thinking about- or talking about- all that he had done, and what he had become- would cause a dangerous return of his brainrotten state.

			"I'm from a world like yours. Except, in my world- the confederates- uh- lost."

			Rob's face instantly went cold.

			"What?"

			Joe Biden nodded, feeling that perhaps he shouldn't have shared that detail.

			"Stop the car!", Rob screamed out, seemingly to nobody. The vehicle immediately froze, and Joe Biden felt himself suddenly restricted by hundreds of tinyinvisible ropes. Rob turned to him.

			"Sorry- you filthy- you ''Yank''. We don't let your kind ''live'' here."

			"Can you just- can't you just- can't you just let me go?"

			Rob laughed maniacally.

			"You know how many Yanks I personally slaughtered in- the- uh- in the Brief META Skirmish? A lot, Jack. And I'll add you to the list- clever disgust-disguise though. You had me- fooled for a moment- ''wendigo''. "

			"I'm sorry, what?"

			The elevator doors opened, and several cloaked figures rushed in to grab Biden.

			"We know you Yanks- you're all ''wendigo''. We know the truth- the- B-Anon... folks. Sicily..."

			Joe Biden kicked and flailed as the muscular figures dragged him down a dark alleyway. It was soon completely dark, lit only by the occasional torchlight. On the walls, Joe saw cryptic inscriptions depicting heinous maiming rituals, with a bloated orange figure supervising the activities.

			Joe's legs soon became tired, as he was very old, and he relayed this to his captors; however, they simply began dragging him through the feces-covered floor of the ever-narrowing tunnel, which had begun to descend steeply. Suddenly, they reached an opening. A large vat of boiling white liquid sat in the center of a dome-like room. It reeked of... glue.

			''No Joe. Don' t think about it. You can't think about it.''

			The captors brought Joe Biden to the edge of this vat.

			A holographic apparition of Rob appeared next to Joe.

			"Any last words, Yik-Yak- 'scuse me- ''Yank''?"

			Joe Biden shook his head.

			"Go ahead. Do what you're gonna-"

			Without warning, Joe Biden was dunked headfirst into the boiling glue vat.

			Joe felt the burning, scalding, and adhesive properties of the horrible vat of glue quickly coalescing with his skin, and screamed out in pain. His agonous cries were muffled by the boiling glue. He mentally prepared himself to die- and felt strangly at peace. 2000 years hadn't been bad.

			Suddenly, the Glue around Joe was gone.
			[[File:Joeeeee.jpg\|thumb\|Mummylightning]]

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	[[File:Joe biden22.jpg\|thumb\|Joe Biden standing in the Brandonian Sparksphere. ]]		[[File:Joe biden22.jpg\|thumb\|Joe Biden standing in the Brandonian Sparksphere. ]]
	Joe Biden's Bizarre Adventure, otherwise known as the Mummyrific Timetrip, was an anomalous timefracture event which saw Emperor [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joseph Robinette Biden I]] of Waifuria being launched across the interdimensional plane.		Joe Biden's Bizarre Adventure, otherwise known as the Mummyrific Timetrip, was an anomalous timefracture event which saw Emperor [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joseph Robinette Biden I]] of Waifuria being launched across various real and nonreal realms across the interdimensional plane.

	== Let's Go ==		== Let's Go ==
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	"Ah."		"Ah."

			"We fought- we did a civil war- we- uh- we killed the politicians, jack. Then we- uh- we killed the tall- the tall guy at the theatre- and we took over."

	Joe Biden felt his heart drop, as they approached the outer walls of the city. Was Rob talking about what he thought he was talking about?		Joe Biden felt his heart drop, as they approached the outer walls of the city. Was Rob talking about what he thought he was talking about?
			[[File:J332.jpg\|thumb\|The disastrous alleyways of New Richmond. How pitiful. ]]

	=== The Horrors of New Richmond ===		=== The Horrors of New Richmond ===
	The Confederate flag flew high above the city walls of New Richmond. As the two Bidens entered the city, the first thing Joe noticed was a horrible, wretched stench, that smelled of decaying roadkill. The streets were littered with human fecal matter. People walked around the streets completely naked, with heinous injuries to their arms, neck, and skull. Joe spotted several people with their eyeballs completely ~~hanging~~ limp out of their eye sockets.		The Confederate flag flew high above the city walls of New Richmond. As the two Bidens entered the city, the first thing Joe noticed was a horrible, wretched stench, that smelled of decaying roadkill. The narrow, cobblestone streets were littered with human fecal matter. People walked around the streets completely naked, with heinous injuries to their arms, neck, and skull. Joe spotted several people with their eyeballs hanging completely limp out of their eye sockets.

	"Not to be rude- but- I have to ask-"		"Not to be rude- but- I have to ask-"
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	"Yes?"		"Yes?"

	"What's with all the- um- injuries."		"What's with all the- um-"

			"..what?"

			"The injuries."

	Rob shot Joe a quizzical look.		Rob shot Joe a quizzical look.
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	"Oh... That's just ''Jeff''." Rob said spitefully, before spitting on the ground towards Jeff as the maimed man walked past.		"Oh... That's just ''Jeff''." Rob said spitefully, before spitting on the ground towards Jeff as the maimed man walked past.

	Rob led Joe deeper down the streets of New Richmond, with them becoming progressively more unclean the deeper into the city they got.		Rob led Joe deeper down the streets of New Richmond, with them becoming progressively more unclean the deeper into the city they got. Joe had to stop several times to take a deep breath (which he did into his suit jacket, so as to avoid inhaling the noxious fecal odor around him). Rob appeared unfazed by the noxious odor in the air, and even stepped in piles of human shit several times, without appearing to care.

			Joe noticed Rob didn't make eye contact with any of the people in the town- in fact, his variant barely even acknowledged their existence. As they approached the city core, Joe began to realize why. Rob was some sort of godlike ruler of this pitiful disaster.

			"So- uh- what exactly do you do, here- jack?"

			Rob laughed, and hit Joe on the back with a meatier-than-expected hand.

			"I'm the CFO."

	~~Joe had to stop several times to take a deep breath (which he did into his suit jacket, so as to avoid inhaling the noxious fecal odor around him).~~		"Excuse me?"

	~~Rob appeared unfazed by~~ the ~~noxious odor in~~ the ~~air~~, ~~and even stepped in piles of human shit several times~~, ~~without appearing to care~~.		"Yeah, I'm the CFO of the Confederate States- of- uh- yeah. I'm the CEO- look, fat, look. You might wanna watch that flabber-flap mouth around here. You never know who's uh- who's ''listening''."

	~~Joe noticed~~ Rob ~~didn~~'~~t make eye contact with any of~~ the ~~people in the town- in fact, his variant barely even acknowledged their existence~~.		Rob suddenly stopped and, after looking both ways down the narrow alleyway they'd been walking down, banged three times on a seemingly arbitrary point on the wall.

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 Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.
-[[File:Joecool.jpg|thumb|The variant of U.S. President Joseph R. Biden who Joe Biden encountered in this Timefracture. ]]
+[[File:Joecool.jpg|thumb|Rob, The variant of U.S. President Joseph R. Biden who Joe Biden encountered in this Timefracture. ]]
-== Biden: Timefracture Alpha ==
+== Robinette ==
 Biden opened his eyes to find himself sitting in a dark clearing, Still delirious, and processing his memories of the past 2,000 years finally returning to him, Joe took a deep breath and tried to relax. For several moments, he sat quietly, listening to the wind rustling in the leaves, and the peaceful footsteps of- wait.
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 Biden scuttered back, as his timefracture self slowly walked towards him. Biden felt the heat of the lightsaber blade burning his leg hair (which turned blonde in the sun).
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 20:49, 31 October 2022

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	Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.		Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.
			[[File:Joecool.jpg\|thumb\|The variant of U.S. President Joseph R. Biden who Joe Biden encountered in this Timefracture. ]]

			== Biden: Timefracture Alpha ==
			Biden opened his eyes to find himself sitting in a dark clearing, Still delirious, and processing his memories of the past 2,000 years finally returning to him, Joe took a deep breath and tried to relax. For several moments, he sat quietly, listening to the wind rustling in the leaves, and the peaceful footsteps of- wait.

			[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] jumped as a figure approached him from a clearing. Donned in heavy armor, and brandishing a long, cylindrical weapon of some kind, Biden was stunned to see his spitting image approach him.

			"What are you doing here... jack?" the other Biden asked gutterally, gripping his weapon tighter.

			"I don't know, Jack. I don't know why I'm here- I- I mean no harm."

			"What did you just call me?"

			"Jack."

			"Don't you fucking ''Jack'' me, jack!", the other Biden suddenly exclaimed, igniting his lightsaber and swiping at the ground with the powerful weapon, leaving a scorch mark in the sand.

			Biden scuttered back, as his timefracture self slowly walked towards him. Biden felt the heat of the lightsaber blade burning his leg hair (which turned blonde in the sun).

	~~== The Legume ==~~
	~~Biden opened his eyes to find himself on the surface of [[Ghetsin 3]], in the middle of a~~
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	== The Legume ==		== The Legume ==
			Biden opened his eyes to find himself on the surface of [[Ghetsin 3]], in the middle of a

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 14:16, 25 October 2022

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	Joe Biden's Bizarre Adventure, otherwise known as the Mummyrific Timetrip, was an anomalous timefracture event which saw Emperor [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joseph Robinette Biden I]] of Waifuria being launched across the interdimensional plane.		Joe Biden's Bizarre Adventure, otherwise known as the Mummyrific Timetrip, was an anomalous timefracture event which saw Emperor [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joseph Robinette Biden I]] of Waifuria being launched across the interdimensional plane.

	== ~~Start of the Adventure~~ ==		== Let's Go ==
	It all began when Mummy was enjoying some flavorless tea and hard tack in his office. As his aides chatted away with [[James Fargo]] and [[Geoffrey Eckstein]], Mummy stared absentmindedly off into the distance, pondering what bluebirds tasted like. When a document was slid onto his desk, Mummy signed it, without reading a single word. Such Grand leadership.		It all began when Mummy was enjoying some flavorless tea and hard tack in his office. As his aides chatted away with [[James Fargo]] and [[Geoffrey Eckstein]], Mummy stared absentmindedly off into the distance, pondering what bluebirds tasted like. When a document was slid onto his desk, Mummy signed it, without reading a single word. Such Grand leadership.

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	Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.		Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.

	== ~~Holman~~ ==		== The Legume ==


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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 14:09, 25 October 2022

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	Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.		Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.

			== Holman ==
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 04:11, 25 October 2022

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	Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.		Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 04:09, 25 October 2022

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	"Please, don't run, Mummy. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the ''world''."		"Please, don't run, Mummy. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the ''world''."

	Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of ~~Biden~~, and he'd literally run right into it.		Biden started running, but as he turned and looked behind him, he noticed the G-Man had disappeared, and only realized too late that the entity had opened a portal right in front of him, and he'd literally run right into it.