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	[[File:Bidenrot.jpg\|thumb\|Joxef Rabinex Bydon XII]]		[[File:Bidenrot.jpg\|thumb\|Joxef Rabinex Bydon XII]]
	Joxef Rabinex Bydon XII was an intergalactic warmonger and was appointed ruler of the [[Saturn\|Saturnian]] Faction in 30,~~400,220~~ AB. A distant descendant of Joe Biden (via [[Hunter Biden]]'s illegitimate [[Rat Son]]) , Joxef warshipped his brainrotten ancestor, and believed that somewhere in the Omniverse, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|the Mummy]] still slumbered.		Joxef Rabinex Bydon XII was an intergalactic warmonger and was appointed ruler of the [[Saturn\|Saturnian]] Faction in 999,100 AB. A distant descendant of Joe Biden (via [[Hunter Biden]]'s illegitimate [[Rat Son]]) , Joxef warshipped his brainrotten ancestor, and believed that somewhere in the Omniverse, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|the Mummy]] still slumbered.
	[[File:Invasion.jpg\|thumb\|Orbital Bombardment of Garraxia]]		[[File:Invasion.jpg\|thumb\|Orbital Bombardment of Garraxia]]

	== Siege of Garraxia ==		== Siege of Garraxia ==
	in 30,~~400,223~~ AB, Joxef led the Saturnian Siege of [[Garraxia]]. A battalion 400 strong of Saturnian warships descended on the Garraxian capital city of Brillonia, and Joxef broadcast the customary Saturnian 'Surrender or Die' message. Much to Joxef's surprise, no response came back from the surface. After waiting several minutes, and sending the message again, Joxef ordered the land invasion troops to begin preparing for touchdown.		in 999,093 AB, Joxef led the Saturnian Siege of [[Garraxia]]. A battalion 400 strong of Saturnian warships descended on the Garraxian capital city of Brillonia, and Joxef broadcast the customary Saturnian 'Surrender or Die' message. Much to Joxef's surprise, no response came back from the surface. After waiting several minutes, and sending the message again, Joxef ordered the land invasion troops to begin preparing for touchdown.

	Joxef was no ordinary military leader; oh no. Joxef was the first one to set foot on the battlefield, before all of his men.		Joxef was no ordinary military leader; oh no. Joxef was the first one to set foot on the battlefield, before all of his men.

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	[[File:KOe.jpg\|thumb\|Koe Biden was a beautiful planet. It was, however, totally irrelevant to the wants of Joxef, Hunter, or the Yonise; and yet, the three found themselves suddenly brought together there, face to face with the Thinker. ]]This merry band, Joxef, [[Hunter Biden\|Hunter]], and the [[Yonise]], found themselves suddenly standing on the lush forest planet of Koe Biden (thanks to a minor spelling mistake). Joxef and Hunter had no idea that the Yonise had brought them there; they assumed it was a native.		[[File:KOe.jpg\|thumb\|Koe Biden was a beautiful planet. It was, however, totally irrelevant to the wants of Joxef, Hunter, or the Yonise; and yet, the three found themselves suddenly brought together there, face to face with the Thinker. ]]This merry band, Joxef, [[Hunter Biden\|Hunter]], and the [[Yonise]], found themselves suddenly standing on the lush forest planet of Koe Biden (thanks to a minor spelling mistake). Joxef and Hunter had no idea that the Yonise had brought them there; they assumed it was a native.

	The three stood directly in front of the stoic visage of the Koe Thinker, the supreme ruler and supercomputer which watched over the entire planet. The Thinker judged them- the three of them.		The three stood directly in front of the stoic visage of the Koe [[The Thinker\|Thinker]], the supreme ruler and supercomputer which watched over the entire planet. The Thinker judged them- the three of them.

	"WHY HAVE YOU COME BEFORE ME?", The Thinker bellowed, staring into the souls of the pitiful creatures immortals in front of him.		"WHY HAVE YOU COME BEFORE ME?", The Thinker bellowed, staring into the souls of the pitiful creatures immortals in front of him.

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 The creature closed in on them, snarled inhumanely and growling. A rotten smell emitted from within its torso. The three soon realized that they were no match for this monster.
-Joxef, prone to killing, and filled with rage at the deception he'd just endured- made a rash, selfless sacrifice.
+Joxef, prone to killing, and filled with rage at the deception he'd just endured- made a rash, selfless sacrifice. He barrelled towards the creature, pulling out his sword which he had used to kill millions of innocent creatures- hoping to take down just one more.
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 "YOUR FATHER ATONED FOR NONE OF HIS CRIMES. NOW... YOU THREE SHALL PAY IN HIS PLACE. YOU WANT JOE BIDEN? HAVE ALL OF THE BIDEN YOU WANT!"
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 "Who the fuck are you?", Hunter said after a moment, looking to the Yonise.
-The Yonise ignored him, trying to permeate the dimensional walls of the mysterious realm .
+The Yonise ignored him, trying to permeate the dimensional walls of the mysterious realm. It found itself unable to do so.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 03:10, 23 October 2022

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 Alas, dear reader, the [[Yonise]]'s magic had waned over the years; and it made a catastrophic mistake. Instead of writing 'Joe Biden' into the Sacred Text Command Enchantium, the Yonise wrote 'Koe Biden'- a simple mistake- yet a wretched one.
-== Koe Biden ==
+== Minor Spelling Mistake ==
-[[File:KOe.jpg|thumb|Koe Biden was a beautiful planet. It was, however, totally irrelevant to the wants of Joxef, Hunter, or the Yonise; and yet, the three found themselves suddenly brought together there, face to face with the Thinker. ]]
+[[File:KOe.jpg|thumb|Koe Biden was a beautiful planet. It was, however, totally irrelevant to the wants of Joxef, Hunter, or the Yonise; and yet, the three found themselves suddenly brought together there, face to face with the Thinker. ]]This merry band, Joxef, [[Hunter Biden|Hunter]], and the [[Yonise]], found themselves suddenly standing on the lush forest planet of Koe Biden (thanks to a minor spelling mistake). Joxef and Hunter had no idea that the Yonise had brought them there; they assumed it was a native.
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	Hunter showed Joxef his Omniversal Map, of which at this point, he'd visited roughly 3% of. Hunter aimed to search every planet in existence to find Joe Biden. Joxef pledged the entire Saturnian army to this cause; which Hunter accepted, graciously. Joxef excused himself, and placed a call to his naval commander, immediately ordering every Saturnian troop to begin scouring the Omniverse for [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]].		Hunter showed Joxef his Omniversal Map, of which at this point, he'd visited roughly 3% of. Hunter aimed to search every planet in existence to find Joe Biden. Joxef pledged the entire Saturnian army to this cause; which Hunter accepted, graciously. Joxef excused himself, and placed a call to his naval commander, immediately ordering every Saturnian troop to begin scouring the Omniverse for [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]].

	Well, word got around, and soon... other entities began attempting to assist in the search. Namely, one [[Yonise]]- which had long		Well, word got around, and soon... other entities began attempting to assist in the search. Namely, one [[Yonise]]- which had long slumbered in the Kuiper Belt. The [[Yonise]] hated Mummy- after all, [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Mummy]] had put it in the [[Yonise Stronghold]] all those years ago.

			The Yonise was a good Christian; so it didn't want revenge; however, it did want... retribution.

			So, the Yonise began enacting an ancient [[Pangea\|Pangean]] summoning spell, aiming to bring Hunter, Joxef, and Joe Biden together in one place- so it could set them straight, once and for all. It's unclear what exactly the Yonise intended to do; however, whatever it was, it probably wouldn't have been pretty.

			Alas, dear reader, the [[Yonise]]'s magic had waned over the years; and it made a catastrophic mistake. Instead of writing 'Joe Biden' into the Sacred Text Command Enchantium, the Yonise wrote 'Koe Biden'- a simple mistake- yet a wretched one.

			== Koe Biden ==
			[[File:KOe.jpg\|thumb\|Koe Biden was a beautiful planet. It was, however, totally irrelevant to the wants of Joxef, Hunter, or the Yonise; and yet, the three found themselves suddenly brought together there, face to face with the Thinker. ]]
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	== Forbidden Magics ==		== Forbidden Magics ==
	Hunter showed Joxef his Omniversal Map, of which at this point, he'd visited roughly 3% of. Hunter aimed to search every planet in existence to find Joe Biden. Joxef pledged the entire Saturnian army to this cause; which Hunter accepted, graciously. Joxef excused himself, and placed a call to his naval commander, immediately ordering every Saturnian troop to begin scouring the Omniverse for [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]].		Hunter showed Joxef his Omniversal Map, of which at this point, he'd visited roughly 3% of. Hunter aimed to search every planet in existence to find Joe Biden. Joxef pledged the entire Saturnian army to this cause; which Hunter accepted, graciously. Joxef excused himself, and placed a call to his naval commander, immediately ordering every Saturnian troop to begin scouring the Omniverse for [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]].

			Well, word got around, and soon... other entities began attempting to assist in the search. Namely, one [[Yonise]]- which had long


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	Joxef believed these stories were true, though, and aimed to model himself totally after [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]]. If Joxef had known what Mummy was truly like, perhaps he might have reconsidered....		Joxef believed these stories were true, though, and aimed to model himself totally after [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]]. If Joxef had known what Mummy was truly like, perhaps he might have reconsidered....
			[[File:Josephrobinettebiden.jpg\|thumb\|Come out, come out, wherever you are, Mummy...]]

			== Forbidden Magics ==
			Hunter showed Joxef his Omniversal Map, of which at this point, he'd visited roughly 3% of. Hunter aimed to search every planet in existence to find Joe Biden. Joxef pledged the entire Saturnian army to this cause; which Hunter accepted, graciously. Joxef excused himself, and placed a call to his naval commander, immediately ordering every Saturnian troop to begin scouring the Omniverse for [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]].


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 == The Mummysearch ==
-The two Bidens began divulging their full knowledge of Joe Biden. Hunter recounted tales of thirty million years prior, when he had been but a small boy, growing up with his mindrotten father on Earth.
+The two Bidens began divulging their full knowledge of Joe Biden. Hunter recounted tales of thirty million years prior, when he had been but a small boy, growing up with his mindrotten father on Earth. Hunter shared everything he knew; up this father's last appearance, in the fiery blue [[Joe Biden (Legumish Incarnate)|Legumish Incarnate]].  Hunter explained to Joxef that he hadn't seen or heard from, or of, his father since.
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