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	"But none of it matters, does it, my ''Dear'' Employer?" G-0001 asked, snarkily. He slammed the briefcase on the table.		"But none of it matters, does it, my ''Dear'' Employer?" G-0001 asked, snarkily. He slammed the briefcase on the table.

			"Uh- Come again?"

			"No matter what I do- no matter where I ''go'', or what I ''change'', or who I ''nudge''... it's always the same ending..."

			"Ending? What ending?"

			"The End of the Omniverse. It's this. This does it. Every time.", G-0001 held up the Aubergine, and tossed it into the Auditor's hands. The Auditor took a sip from his Cherry Cola, unfazed.

			"And?"

			G-0001 slammed his fists on the table.

			"And? Why have I been your employee if my work has accomplished ''nothing''? What have these millennia even been for? You made me to serve you- but there was ''never'' any reason to do anything at all!"

			The Auditor sighed.

			"Look- there's a time and a place, and now is not the time."

			"You tell me now, Mister Auditor... or I leave. Forever. I'm done."

			The Auditor shrugged.

			"Okay. I have millions more of you."

			G-0001 snarled at him.

			"We'll see about ''that''."

			G-0001 faded away, presumably to go file his retirement paperwork. The Auditor sat there for a moment, and then took a deep breath. He phased back into the Sanctum, where the Prehumanists were hard at work constructing the Warp Drive.

			"Yeah, great jobs, everyone, all around, great stuff." , The Auditor said, draining his Cherry Cola and tossing it at one of their skulls. The ancient Prehumanists stared at him quizically.

			"Unfortunately, this was a total waste of your time. You can go back to sleep now."

			They raised their arms and screamed in protest, but the Auditor insisted. They slowly streamed out of the room, grumbling at The Audtior. When the Prehumanists had all left, he bent over their Warp Drive. It was nearly complete- but it would never work. Not in that state. It was still lacking a certain- ''Impossibility''.

			== Epilogue ==
			Due to the untimely dissolvance of Mike Pence, The Auditor took his form and acted as him for the remaining of the Trump Presidency. He presented the Warp Drive (his Improbability Drive in disguise) to [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|The Great MAGA King]], who awarded "my Little Mikey" with a gold star and a movie night of his choice. It's unknown how long The Auditor remained acting as [[Mike Pence]]. It became one his favorite forms to bust out at Halloween parties.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 06:12, 8 December 2022

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 After the sacrifice had been completed, the fiery glow faded from Pence's eyes, and he held his hands together in prayer.
-== Secret of the Prehumanists ==
+== Secret ==
 The ground split open below Pence and the MTO soldiers and dark, narrow crevice was revealed, and Pence beckoned the soldiers to follow him. As they walked, the temperature decreased drastically, to the point where the MTO soldiers, in padded combat gear, were shivering. Pence showed no signs of discomfort. He stopped at a large, wrought-iron door, which had been coated with millenia of ice and snow.
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 Pence chuckled even more soullessly. When he opened his mouth this time, his eyed rolled back in his head and his teeth were visibly rotting.
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	After the sacrifice had been completed, the fiery glow faded from Pence's eyes, and he held his hands together in prayer.		After the sacrifice had been completed, the fiery glow faded from Pence's eyes, and he held his hands together in prayer.

	== ~~The Pangean~~ Secret ==		== Secret of the Prehumanists ==
	The ground split open below Pence and the MTO soldiers and dark, narrow crevice was revealed, and Pence beckoned the soldiers to follow him. As they walked, the temperature decreased drastically, to the point where the MTO soldiers, in padded combat gear, were shivering. Pence showed no signs of discomfort. He stopped at a large, wrought-iron door, which had been coated with millenia of ice and snow.		The ground split open below Pence and the MTO soldiers and dark, narrow crevice was revealed, and Pence beckoned the soldiers to follow him. As they walked, the temperature decreased drastically, to the point where the MTO soldiers, in padded combat gear, were shivering. Pence showed no signs of discomfort. He stopped at a large, wrought-iron door, which had been coated with millenia of ice and snow.

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	Pence suddenly stopped at a seemingly innocuous area of the runway. For a moment, everyone was still, with the wind blowing softly around this strange group. Suddenly, Pence raised his arms to the sky, whispering softly the names of those who had been sacrificed before him. The MTO soldiers were unfazed by this.		Pence suddenly stopped at a seemingly innocuous area of the runway. For a moment, everyone was still, with the wind blowing softly around this strange group. Suddenly, Pence raised his arms to the sky, whispering softly the names of those who had been sacrificed before him. The MTO soldiers were unfazed by this.

	"By the glory of MAGA, [[Magarra]], and all that is good and holy- oh, lord, please be with us on this glorious day. We offer you five of Earth's ''finest'' minds; we hope their knowledge brings you great satisfaction."		"By the glory of MAGA, [[Magarra]], and all that is good and holy- oh, lord, please be with us on this glorious day. We offer you five of Earth's ''finest'' minds; we hope their immense knowledge brings you great satisfaction."

	At the sound of this, the Scientists began screaming, attempting to run from the increasingly-warm pavement of the landing strip. The MTO soldiers held them tightly by their dog collars, and began pushing them into a [[Magarra\|Magarrish]] pentagram which had begun glowing on the ground underneath Pence. The Scientists' bodies began slowly ~~glowing~~; starting at their fingers, they were slowly incinerated by the pure energy being radiated upon them. it was so hot, that the air boiled and their screams were heard by none.		At the sound of this, the Scientists began screaming, attempting to run from the increasingly-warm pavement of the landing strip. The MTO soldiers held them tightly by their dog collars, and began pushing them into a [[Magarra\|Magarrish]] pentagram which had begun glowing on the ground underneath Pence. The Scientists' bodies began slowly heating up; starting at their fingers, they were slowly incinerated by the pure energy being radiated upon them. it was so hot, that the air boiled and their screams were heard by none.

	After the sacrifice had been completed, the fiery glow faded from Pence's eyes, and he held his hands together in prayer.		After the sacrifice had been completed, the fiery glow faded from Pence's eyes, and he held his hands together in prayer.
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	He held his hand onto the door, and then, channeling the [[Legume\|Legumish]] Quintessence, in a move that surprised even the [[Employers]]- Pence thrust the door open. The Employers had never seen, nor known, of a being capable of wielding both [[Magarra\|Magarrish]] and Legumish energies; the [[Auditor]] spit out his Cherry Cola when he was informed of this.		He held his hand onto the door, and then, channeling the [[Legume\|Legumish]] Quintessence, in a move that surprised even the [[Employers]]- Pence thrust the door open. The Employers had never seen, nor known, of a being capable of wielding both [[Magarra\|Magarrish]] and Legumish energies; the [[Auditor]] spit out his Cherry Cola when he was informed of this.

			Pence motioned for the MTO soldiers to follow him into the large, ancient antechamber. Ornate, marble carvings of [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald Trump]], [[Chraunor]], [[Ed Wool]], and various other deities adorned the walls. At this point in Omniversal History, this was the oldest structure of All Time. Built duirng the dawn of mankind of Earth, The Divine Sanctum had been untouched for billions of years. As the MTO soldiers unloaded the equipment, Pence began explaining;

			"I'm sure all of you know a little bit about American history. You know about the [[Benjamin Frunklin\|Founding Father]], the [[American Civil War\|Civil War]], and all of that. But I know you've heard other stories, haven't you?"

			The footsoldiers offered no response. Pence chuckled soullessly.

			"Oh, come on. Don't be a monkey's uncle! I know you've heard tales of the ancient times- haven't you?"

			One soldier bravely responded. "No-No sir."

			Pence chuckled even more soullessly. When he opened his mouth this time, his eyed rolled back in his head and his teeth were visibly rotting.

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-Operation Warp Speed was an initiative launched by President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald John Trump]]'s Space Force in 0 AB. The initiative aimed to harness Combine Technologies in order to develop warp speed travel for Earthlings.
+[[File:Ms.jpg|thumb|Looking groovy, Mister Pence!]]
 == A Rocky Start ==
-Project Warp Speed was launched on January 6, 0 AB. It was headed by [[Magarra|Magarrish]] Reincarnate and then-Vice President [[Mike Pence]].
+Operation Warp Speed was launched on January 6, 0 AB. The operation was headed by [[Magarra|Magarrish]] Reincarnate, former [[Alduin|Alduinian]] Sacrifice, and Vice President of the United States of America, [[Mike Pence]].

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Created page with "Operation Warp Speed was an initiative launched by President Donald John Trump's Space Force in 0 AB. The initiative aimed to harness Combine Technologies in order to develop warp speed travel for Earthlings. == A Rocky Start == Project Warp Speed was launched on January 6, 0 AB. It was headed by Magarrish Reincarnate and then-Vice President Mike Pence."

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Operation Warp Speed was an initiative launched by President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald John Trump]]'s Space Force in 0 AB. The initiative aimed to harness Combine Technologies in order to develop warp speed travel for Earthlings.

== A Rocky Start ==
Project Warp Speed was launched on January 6, 0 AB. It was headed by [[Magarra|Magarrish]] Reincarnate and then-Vice President [[Mike Pence]].