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	Oswald Fitzgerald Trump, often known simply as 'Ozzy', was a successful businessman and entrepreneur in North America.		Oswald Fitzgerald Trump, often known simply as 'Ozzy', was a successful businessman and entrepreneur in North America.

	Oswald was an exact genetic match to the Great MAGA King. It is thought this was an effort by Magarra to provide a suitable 'backup' host body, should the MAGA King suffer a horrible accident. Born to Fred Trump and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump in 1946, Oswald was raised in New York, New York, with his four siblings. He took after his father and became a successful businessman, eventually launching the tech startup 'META', which would become the most profitable social media company on Earth.		Oswald was an exact genetic match to the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]]. It is thought this was an effort by [[Magarra]] to provide a suitable 'backup' host body, should the MAGA King suffer a horrible accident. Born to Fred Trump and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump in 1946, Oswald was raised in New York, New York, with his four siblings. He took after his father and became a successful businessman, eventually launching the tech startup 'META', which would become the most profitable social media company on Earth.

	The [[The great META war\|Great META War]] was named after this social media site (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.		The [[The great META war\|Great META War]] was named after this social media site (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.

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	Oswald made billions off of META, and soon bought a considerable (yet undisclosed) share of stock in [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. Sweets Incorporated]], becoming a majority shareholder, and working closely with [[Geoffrey Eckstein]] and [[James Fargo]] (although Oswald operated behind the scenes, attempting to steer the company away from corrupt and dirty business practices).		Oswald made billions off of META, and soon bought a considerable (yet undisclosed) share of stock in [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. Sweets Incorporated]], becoming a majority shareholder, and working closely with [[Geoffrey Eckstein]] and [[James Fargo]] (although Oswald operated behind the scenes, attempting to steer the company away from corrupt and dirty business practices).

	In 40 BB, Oswald moved to Portland Oregon, and built a large mansion there, with a beautiful view of the Iron Dildo. Oswald became involved heavily in the local Baptist Church, and, after a time, retired quietly from public life, electing to donate privately to charities of his choice.		In 40 BB, Oswald moved to Portland Oregon, and built a large mansion there, with a beautiful view of the [[The Iron Dildo\|Iron Dildo]]. Oswald became involved heavily in the local Baptist Church, and, after a time, retired quietly from public life, electing to donate privately to charities of his choice.

	Oswald never met the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]], despite the two sharing so many close associates. It's thought that this was the result of an Employer's nudging, as Oswald complained during his time at [[J.F. Sweets]] of being 'steered away by a [[G- Man\|man in a suit]]' or 'teleported' randomly out of rooms (presumable to prevent the two Trumps from meeting).		Oswald never met the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]], despite the two sharing so many close associates. It's thought that this was the result of an Employer's nudging, as Oswald complained during his time at [[J.F. Sweets]] of being 'steered away by a [[G- Man\|man in a suit]]' or 'teleported' randomly out of rooms (presumable to prevent the two Trumps from meeting).
	[[File:Oswald2.png\|thumb\|A side-by-side of Oswald and his twin brother, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] (otherwise known as the Great MAGA King)]]Oswald's home and city were consumed in the Portlandification of 20 BB, in which the entire area was hellified and vegan substitutes were lost. Oswald mysteriously vanished. Whether this was due to being boiled alive, or him escaping (or being 'relocated'), it was never determined; however, as [[Portland Oregon]] still exists, and his twin Brother was technically Immortal, it's entirely possible that Oswald F. Trump still lives.		[[File:Oswald2.png\|thumb\|A side-by-side of Oswald and his twin brother, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] (otherwise known as the Great MAGA King)]]Oswald's home and city were consumed in the Portlandification of 20 BB, in which the entire area was hellified and vegan substitutes were lost. Oswald mysteriously vanished. Whether this was due to being boiled alive, or him escaping (or being 'relocated'), it was never determined; however, as [[Portland Oregon]] still exists, and his twin Brother was technically Immortal, it's entirely possible that Oswald F. Trump still lives.

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	The [[The great META war\|Great META War]] was named after this social media site (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.		The [[The great META war\|Great META War]] was named after this social media site (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.
	[[File:Oswald2.png\|thumb\|A side-by-side of Oswald and his twin brother, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] (otherwise known as the Great MAGA King)]]
			Oswald made billions off of META, and soon bought a considerable (yet undisclosed) share of stock in [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. Sweets Incorporated]], becoming a majority shareholder, and working closely with [[Geoffrey Eckstein]] and [[James Fargo]] (although Oswald operated behind the scenes, attempting to steer the company away from corrupt and dirty business practices).

			In 40 BB, Oswald moved to Portland Oregon, and built a large mansion there, with a beautiful view of the Iron Dildo. Oswald became involved heavily in the local Baptist Church, and, after a time, retired quietly from public life, electing to donate privately to charities of his choice.

			Oswald never met the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]], despite the two sharing so many close associates. It's thought that this was the result of an Employer's nudging, as Oswald complained during his time at [[J.F. Sweets]] of being 'steered away by a [[G- Man\|man in a suit]]' or 'teleported' randomly out of rooms (presumable to prevent the two Trumps from meeting).
			[[File:Oswald2.png\|thumb\|A side-by-side of Oswald and his twin brother, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] (otherwise known as the Great MAGA King)]]Oswald's home and city were consumed in the Portlandification of 20 BB, in which the entire area was hellified and vegan substitutes were lost. Oswald mysteriously vanished. Whether this was due to being boiled alive, or him escaping (or being 'relocated'), it was never determined; however, as [[Portland Oregon]] still exists, and his twin Brother was technically Immortal, it's entirely possible that Oswald F. Trump still lives.

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[[File:Oswald.png|thumb|Oswald F. Trump, standing with a pastor at a local church, several miles from Oswald's home in [[Portland Oregon|Portland, Oregon.]] ]]
Oswald Fitzgerald Trump, often known simply as 'Ozzy', was a successful businessman and entrepreneur in North America.

Oswald was an exact genetic match to the Great MAGA King. It is thought this was an effort by Magarra to provide a suitable 'backup' host body, should the MAGA King suffer a horrible accident. Born to Fred Trump and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump in 1946, Oswald was raised in New York, New York, with his four siblings. He took after his father and became a successful businessman, eventually launching the tech startup 'META', which would become the most profitable social media company on Earth.

The [[The great META war|Great META War]] was named after this social media site (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.
[[File:Oswald2.png|thumb|A side-by-side of Oswald and his twin brother, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald J. Trump]] (otherwise known as the Great MAGA King)]]

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	Oswald made billions off of META, and soon bought a considerable (yet undisclosed) share of stock in [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. Sweets Incorporated]], becoming a majority shareholder, and working closely with [[Geoffrey Eckstein]] and [[James Fargo]] (although Oswald operated behind the scenes, attempting to steer the company away from corrupt and dirty business practices).		Oswald made billions off of META, and soon bought a considerable (yet undisclosed) share of stock in [[J.F. Sweets\|J.F. Sweets Incorporated]], becoming a majority shareholder, and working closely with [[Geoffrey Eckstein]] and [[James Fargo]] (although Oswald operated behind the scenes, attempting to steer the company away from corrupt and dirty business practices).

	In 40 BB, Oswald moved to Portland Oregon, and built a large mansion there, with a beautiful view of the Iron Dildo. Oswald became involved heavily in the local Baptist Church, and, after a time, retired quietly from public life, electing to donate privately to charities of his choice.		In 40 BB, Oswald moved to Portland Oregon, and built a large mansion there, with a beautiful view of the [[The Iron Dildo\|Iron Dildo]]. Oswald became involved heavily in the local Baptist Church, and, after a time, retired quietly from public life, electing to donate privately to charities of his choice.

	Oswald never met the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]], despite the two sharing so many close associates. It's thought that this was the result of an Employer's nudging, as Oswald complained during his time at [[J.F. Sweets]] of being 'steered away by a [[G- Man\|man in a suit]]' or 'teleported' randomly out of rooms (presumable to prevent the two Trumps from meeting).		Oswald never met the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Great MAGA King]], despite the two sharing so many close associates. It's thought that this was the result of an Employer's nudging, as Oswald complained during his time at [[J.F. Sweets]] of being 'steered away by a [[G- Man\|man in a suit]]' or 'teleported' randomly out of rooms (presumable to prevent the two Trumps from meeting).
	[[File:Oswald2.png\|thumb\|A side-by-side of Oswald and his twin brother, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] (otherwise known as the Great MAGA King)]]Oswald's home and city were consumed in the Portlandification of 20 BB, in which the entire area was hellified and vegan substitutes were lost. Oswald mysteriously vanished. Whether this was due to being boiled alive, or him escaping (or being 'relocated'), it was never determined; however, as [[Portland Oregon]] still exists, and his twin Brother was technically Immortal, it's entirely possible that Oswald F. Trump still lives.		[[File:Oswald2.png\|thumb\|A side-by-side of Oswald and his twin brother, [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)\|Donald J. Trump]] (otherwise known as the Great MAGA King)]]Oswald's home and city were consumed in the Portlandification of 20 BB, in which the entire area was hellified and vegan substitutes were lost. Oswald mysteriously vanished. Whether this was due to being boiled alive, or him escaping (or being 'relocated'), it was never determined; however, as [[Portland Oregon]] still exists, and his twin Brother was technically Immortal, it's entirely possible that Oswald F. Trump still lives.