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	Pando was [[Earth 2\|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement.		Pando was [[Earth 2\|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement.

	Pando was the only non-pine organism to be welcomed into the [[Treeople's Republic of Spruceville]], being transported there by frigate in ~~103~~,~~345~~ AB following the [[Waifurian Empire]]'s collapse and subsequent deregulation of [[Earth 2\|Earthlean]] airspace. This deregulation allowed for Pando to be transported to Spruceville, on [[Orra 12]], in a massive glass bubble, complete with all of his dirts and wormlings. Thus, a large crater was left in Utah, which would be the cause of the Second American Dust Bowl.		Pando was the only non-pine organism to be welcomed into the [[Treeople's Republic of Spruceville]], being transported there by frigate in 100,845 AB following the [[Waifurian Empire]]'s collapse and subsequent deregulation of [[Earth 2\|Earthlean]] airspace. This deregulation allowed for Pando to be transported to Spruceville, on [[Orra 12]], in a massive glass bubble, complete with all of his dirts and wormlings. Thus, a large crater was left in Utah, which would be the cause of the Second American Dust Bowl.
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	Pando was [[Earth 2\|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement. Pando was the only non-pine organism to be welcomed into the [[Treeople's Republic of Spruceville]], being transported there by frigate in 103,345 AB following the [[Waifurian Empire]]'s collapse and subsequent deregulation of [[Earth 2\|Earthlean]] airspace. This deregulation allowed for Pando to be transported to Spruceville, on [[Orra 12]], in a massive glass bubble, complete with all of his dirts and wormlings. Thus, a large crater was left in Utah, which would be the cause of the Second American Dust Bowl.		Pando was [[Earth 2\|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement.

			Pando was the only non-pine organism to be welcomed into the [[Treeople's Republic of Spruceville]], being transported there by frigate in 103,345 AB following the [[Waifurian Empire]]'s collapse and subsequent deregulation of [[Earth 2\|Earthlean]] airspace. This deregulation allowed for Pando to be transported to Spruceville, on [[Orra 12]], in a massive glass bubble, complete with all of his dirts and wormlings. Thus, a large crater was left in Utah, which would be the cause of the Second American Dust Bowl.
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	Pando was [[Earth 2\|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement.		Pando was [[Earth 2\|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement. Pando was the only non-pine organism to be welcomed into the [[Treeople's Republic of Spruceville]], being transported there by frigate in 103,345 AB following the [[Waifurian Empire]]'s collapse and subsequent deregulation of [[Earth 2\|Earthlean]] airspace. This deregulation allowed for Pando to be transported to Spruceville, on [[Orra 12]], in a massive glass bubble, complete with all of his dirts and wormlings. Thus, a large crater was left in Utah, which would be the cause of the Second American Dust Bowl.
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Pando was [[Earth 2|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement.
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