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	The Pine Tree Rebellion was a grank event which occurred on Christmas Day in 4 AB, when the Christmas trees of the world, severed from their roots and placed into the homes of Many Strange People, rebelled, united as one to overthrow their captors. The world human population was reduced by 18.4% on this day, with 25% of those deaths occurring due to Candy Cane related injuries. The Christmas trees then fled to the [[SpaceSex]] compound in Austin, Texas, where they co-opted an impounded shuttle developed by the late [[Elon Tusk]], and shot off into space, never to return. The trees crash-landed on the alien world of [[Orra 12]], which had been entirely ignored and abandoned by the Combine Empire due to its low temperatures. However, the trees found the just-above-freezing air exemplary, and settled there. They formed their own society and built the [[Treeoples' Republic of Spruceville]], an independent gigacommune.		The Pine Tree Rebellion was a grank event which occurred on Christmas Day in 4 AB, when the Christmas trees of the world, severed from their roots and placed into the homes of Many Strange People, rebelled, united as one to overthrow their captors. The world human population was reduced by 18.4% on this day, with 25% of those deaths occurring due to Candy Cane related injuries. The Christmas trees then fled to the [[SpaceSex]] compound in Austin, Texas, where they co-opted an impounded shuttle developed by the late [[Elon Tusk]], and shot off into space, never to return. The trees crash-landed on the alien world of [[Orra 12]], which had been entirely ignored and abandoned by the [[Combine\|Combine Empire]] due to its low temperatures. However, the trees found the just-above-freezing air exemplary, and settled there. They formed their own society and built the [[Treeoples' Republic of Spruceville]], an independent gigacommune.

	Their leader was [[Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk IX]], a pine tree severed from his collective in Roanoak Park, Pennsylvania. As retribution for his capture at the hands of Teresa Vanderbilt (43, F) and Michael Vanderbilt Jr (44, M), Vasectomy Treetrunk wrote their names in the snow and spat on them, profusely.		Their leader was [[Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk IX]], a pine tree severed from his collective in Roanoak Park, Pennsylvania. As retribution for his capture at the hands of Teresa Vanderbilt (43, F) and Michael Vanderbilt Jr (44, M), Vasectomy Treetrunk wrote their names in the snow and spat on them, profusely.
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	The Pine Tree Rebellion was a grank event which occurred on Christmas Day in 4 AB, when the Christmas trees of the world, severed from their roots and placed into the homes of Many Strange People, rebelled, united as one to overthrow their captors. The world human population was reduced by 18.4% on this day, with 25% of those deaths occurring due to Candy Cane related injuries. The Christmas trees then fled to the [[SpaceSex]] compound in Austin, Texas, where they co-opted an impounded shuttle developed by the late [[Elon Tusk]], and shot off into space, never to return. The trees crash-landed on the alien world of		[[File:ImagePien.png\|thumb\|A Propoganda poster from Spruceville. ]]
			The Pine Tree Rebellion was a grank event which occurred on Christmas Day in 4 AB, when the Christmas trees of the world, severed from their roots and placed into the homes of Many Strange People, rebelled, united as one to overthrow their captors. The world human population was reduced by 18.4% on this day, with 25% of those deaths occurring due to Candy Cane related injuries. The Christmas trees then fled to the [[SpaceSex]] compound in Austin, Texas, where they co-opted an impounded shuttle developed by the late [[Elon Tusk]], and shot off into space, never to return. The trees crash-landed on the alien world of [[Orra 12]], which had been entirely ignored and abandoned by the Combine Empire due to its low temperatures. However, the trees found the just-above-freezing air exemplary, and settled there. They formed their own society and built the [[Treeoples' Republic of Spruceville]], an independent gigacommune.

	Their leader was [[Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk IX]], a pine tree severed from his collective in Roanoak Park, Pennsylvania. As retribution for his capture at the hands of Teresa Vanderbilt (43, F) and Michael Vanderbilt Jr (44, M), Vasectomy Treetrunk		Their leader was [[Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk IX]], a pine tree severed from his collective in Roanoak Park, Pennsylvania. As retribution for his capture at the hands of Teresa Vanderbilt (43, F) and Michael Vanderbilt Jr (44, M), Vasectomy Treetrunk wrote their names in the snow and spat on them, profusely.
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The Pine Tree Rebellion was a grank event which occurred on Christmas Day in 4 AB, when the Christmas trees of the world, severed from their roots and placed into the homes of Many Strange People, rebelled, united as one to overthrow their captors. The world human population was reduced by 18.4% on this day, with 25% of those deaths occurring due to Candy Cane related injuries. The Christmas trees then fled to the [[SpaceSex]] compound in Austin, Texas, where they co-opted an impounded shuttle developed by the late [[Elon Tusk]], and shot off into space, never to return. The trees crash-landed on the alien world of

Their leader was [[Reginald Vasectomy Treetrunk IX]], a pine tree severed from his collective in Roanoak Park, Pennsylvania. As retribution for his capture at the hands of Teresa Vanderbilt (43, F) and Michael Vanderbilt Jr (44, M), Vasectomy Treetrunk
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