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	== Ensuing Events ==		== Ensuing Events ==
	The islands formed by the testes of the Quiet One were aptly named 'Lipari' and 'Vulcano', and were located just north of Sicily. It was here where Odysseus and his men rested, building great farms and agriculture in the fertile soils deposited through the ejaculate of the Quiet One. The Quiet One was suspended beneath these islands, deep underwater, hanging limply in the rotting pit that had once been Charbydis, hanging in limbo indefinitely, in excrutiating pain, and torture, thought dead by those he rescued, and eventually all of the world; but the Quiet One, no matter how much ~~pain and~~ anguish he felt from his genitalia, couldn't wipe a smile of ~~pure~~ joy off of his cracked face.		The islands formed by the testes of the Quiet One were aptly named 'Lipari' and 'Vulcano', and were located just north of Sicily. It was here where [[Odysseus]] and his men rested before returning to Ithaca, building great farms and agriculture in the fertile soils deposited through the ejaculate of the Quiet One. The Quiet One was suspended beneath these islands, deep underwater, hanging limply in the rotting pit that had once been [[Charbydis]], hanging in limbo indefinitely, in excrutiating pain, and torture, thought dead by those he rescued, and eventually all of the world; but the Quiet One, no matter how much excrutiating anguish he felt from his genitalia, couldn't wipe a smile of joy off of his cracked face.

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	== Ensuing Events ==		== Ensuing Events ==
	The islands formed by the testes of the Quiet One were aptly named 'Lipari' and 'Vulcano', and were located just north of Sicily.		The islands formed by the testes of the Quiet One were aptly named 'Lipari' and 'Vulcano', and were located just north of Sicily. It was here where Odysseus and his men rested, building great farms and agriculture in the fertile soils deposited through the ejaculate of the Quiet One. The Quiet One was suspended beneath these islands, deep underwater, hanging limply in the rotting pit that had once been Charbydis, hanging in limbo indefinitely, in excrutiating pain, and torture, thought dead by those he rescued, and eventually all of the world; but the Quiet One, no matter how much pain and anguish he felt from his genitalia, couldn't wipe a smile of pure joy off of his cracked face.

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	This wrought a terrible, terrible toll on the testicles of the Quiet One. Magma and ash filled his balls, as he sucked the very melting stone from beneath the island into his hyper-expansive genitalia. They heated up, terribly warmly, but the Quiet One ushered the Greeks aboard, providing them shelter and warmth in the night air. The quiet One uncame so quickly, and so vicariously, that within minutes all of the fire, the life, the ash, the orchards, everything which he had blessed the island with, returned to his bosom. Alas, with massive, vast testicles, so huge and swollen that they could be seen from space, the Quiet One floated off into the sea, with Odysseus and his men behind him.		This wrought a terrible, terrible toll on the testicles of the Quiet One. Magma and ash filled his balls, as he sucked the very melting stone from beneath the island into his hyper-expansive genitalia. They heated up, terribly warmly, but the Quiet One ushered the Greeks aboard, providing them shelter and warmth in the night air. The quiet One uncame so quickly, and so vicariously, that within minutes all of the fire, the life, the ash, the orchards, everything which he had blessed the island with, returned to his bosom. Alas, with massive, vast testicles, so huge and swollen that they could be seen from space, the Quiet One floated off into the sea, with Odysseus and his men behind him.
			[[File:Charbydis.png\|thumb\|Charbydis was wretched. ]]

	== Scylla and Charbydis ==		== Scylla and Charbydis ==
	The Quiet One floated away from Sicily, headed northward. He felt his health and strength ailing as the magma cooled inside of his testes, slowly sinking into the ocean, pulling him down with them. The testicles were so wide and so vast that plants and forests began growing upon them. Odysseus' forces floated past the terrible maws of [[Scylla]], who inhabited the cliffs near off of the coast of Sicily, and into the middle of the Tyrrhenian Sea, where five small islands currently sat. In the middle of them, however, was the vast, undersea gaping mouth, that terrible, ever-hungry monster, [[Charbydis]], toward which The Quiet One and his land-livers inevitable floated. The entered the whirlpool of Charbydis, known to Odysseus and his men then as the 'καθοδική πορεία' (Downward Spiral).		The Quiet One floated away from Sicily, headed northward. He felt his health and strength ailing as the magma cooled inside of his testes, slowly sinking into the ocean, pulling him down with them. The testicles were so wide and so vast that plants and forests began growing upon them. Odysseus' forces floated past the terrible maws of [[Scylla]], who inhabited the cliffs near off of the coast of Sicily, and into the middle of the Tyrrhenian Sea, where five small islands currently sat. In the middle of them, however, was the vast, undersea gaping mouth, that terrible, ever-hungry monster, [[Charbydis]], toward which The Quiet One and his land-livers inevitable floated. The entered the whirlpool of Charbydis, known to Odysseus and his men then as the 'καθοδική πορεία' (Downward Spiral). The men readied their weapons, as terrible rains ripped across their island.

			The Quiet One had never been one for humanity. Never been one for survival or sacrifice. However, now, as his testes bulged and soldified, sinking like bricks, with increasing solidity, and as his penis ran flaccid and coiled ever-smaller into nothingness, The Quiet One knew what had to be done. It drifted directly into the maw of Charbydis. The Quiet One's two great testes clogged its terrible maw, and the Quiet One was suspended, inches out of the monster's grasp, over that terrible, ever-hungry pit. The balls settled, cooling in the ocean's scent, and slowly choking Charbydis to death. The terrible storm subsided, Odysseus and his men were safe, and a new hero had been born, to be remembered for the ages: the Quiet One.
			[[File:Imagelipra.png\|thumb\|Relief map of Lipari and Vulcano]]

			== Ensuing Events ==
			The islands formed by the testes of the Quiet One were aptly named 'Lipari' and 'Vulcano', and were located just north of Sicily.

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	Some distance away, Odysseus spotted this horrible storm, and loaded his men furiously onto the boat. "We must leave, immediately!" Declared Odysseus, "Mt. Etna's fury has wickedly cursed us all!" But their ship didn't hold water. It leaked, badly, and as they attempted to set off into the sea, a flaming glob of lava struck the hall, igniting it in an unstoppable flame.		Some distance away, Odysseus spotted this horrible storm, and loaded his men furiously onto the boat. "We must leave, immediately!" Declared Odysseus, "Mt. Etna's fury has wickedly cursed us all!" But their ship didn't hold water. It leaked, badly, and as they attempted to set off into the sea, a flaming glob of lava struck the hall, igniting it in an unstoppable flame.

	The Quiet One, seeing this terrible strife facing Odysseus and his men, felt a twinge of Empathy; again, that wretched thing, Empathy. He uncoiled his penis; feeling his phallus straining with terrible pain as he did so. Then, he directed his shaft against the ground of Sicily; suctioning it to the [[Old Earth\|Earth]], just as he had done in Mesopotamia, all those years before. The Quiet One strained, and grunted, thinking of unknowable human tragedy as he aroused himself.		The Quiet One, seeing this terrible strife facing Odysseus and his men, felt a twinge of Empathy; again, that wretched thing, Empathy. He uncoiled his penis; feeling his phallus straining with terrible pain as he did so. Then, he directed his shaft against the ground of Sicily; suctioning it to the [[Old Earth\|Earth]], just as he had done in Mesopotamia, all those years before. The Quiet One strained, and grunted, thinking of unknowable human tragedy as he aroused himself. And, for the second time in Omniversal History, performed Reverse Ejaculation.

			This wrought a terrible, terrible toll on the testicles of the Quiet One. Magma and ash filled his balls, as he sucked the very melting stone from beneath the island into his hyper-expansive genitalia. They heated up, terribly warmly, but the Quiet One ushered the Greeks aboard, providing them shelter and warmth in the night air. The quiet One uncame so quickly, and so vicariously, that within minutes all of the fire, the life, the ash, the orchards, everything which he had blessed the island with, returned to his bosom. Alas, with massive, vast testicles, so huge and swollen that they could be seen from space, the Quiet One floated off into the sea, with Odysseus and his men behind him.

			== Scylla and Charbydis ==
			The Quiet One floated away from Sicily, headed northward. He felt his health and strength ailing as the magma cooled inside of his testes, slowly sinking into the ocean, pulling him down with them. The testicles were so wide and so vast that plants and forests began growing upon them. Odysseus' forces floated past the terrible maws of [[Scylla]], who inhabited the cliffs near off of the coast of Sicily, and into the middle of the Tyrrhenian Sea, where five small islands currently sat. In the middle of them, however, was the vast, undersea gaping mouth, that terrible, ever-hungry monster, [[Charbydis]], toward which The Quiet One and his land-livers inevitable floated. The entered the whirlpool of Charbydis, known to Odysseus and his men then as the 'καθοδική πορεία' (Downward Spiral).

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:The Quiet One}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:The Quiet One}}
	[[File:Quiet One.jpg\|thumb\|The Quiet One]]		[[File:Quiet One.jpg\|thumb\|The Quiet One]]
	The Quiet One was a nightmare-feasting Mesopotamian Chaedra, renowned around the Meditarrenean for its terrible deeds.		The Quiet One was a nightmare-feasting Mesopotamian Chaedra, renowned around the Meditarrenean for its terrible (and later, selfless) deeds.

	== Actions ==		== Actions ==

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	"Oh, happy day!" Exclaimed Cerberus, nuzzling against the Greeks, "You have saved me from that terrible prison." Cerberus bequeathed upon these hallowed men a great, golden potion of Maga, sourced from the deepest, most ancient Pangean Health Wells. "With this potion, ye shall recover from any ailment," Cerberus announced.		"Oh, happy day!" Exclaimed Cerberus, nuzzling against the Greeks, "You have saved me from that terrible prison." Cerberus bequeathed upon these hallowed men a great, golden potion of Maga, sourced from the deepest, most ancient Pangean Health Wells. "With this potion, ye shall recover from any ailment," Cerberus announced.

	With these gifts, Cerberus, Poseidon, and Ed Wool departed, leaving the Quiet One alone with Odysseus and his men.		With these gifts, Cerberus, Poseidon, and [[Ed Wool]] departed, leaving the Quiet One alone with Odysseus and his men.

	"Well, it would appear we are stranded here, now." Odysseus glumly exclaimed, sitting down on a log, "Our boat has been ruined; at least we have great fruit spoils with which to swallow."		"Well, it would appear we are stranded here, now." Odysseus glumly exclaimed, sitting down on a log, "Our boat has been ruined; at least we have great fruit spoils with which to swallow."

	== ~~Horrible Coincidence~~ ==		== Nudge... ==
	Some distance away,		Some distance away, however, [[G- Man\|someone else]] had other plans. A nicely dressed celestial Employee in a business suit held a smooth, red-and-black activation switch in his hand. He gently pressed his finger against it. "One Small Nudge, my Dearies," [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]] declared, pointing his cell phone at the erupting volcano. The whole island rumbled with horrific fervor, and shook, before Mt. Etna erupted furiously, sending plumes of fire and lava over the lush fields and forests formed by the Quiet One's jizz.

			Some distance away, Odysseus spotted this horrible storm, and loaded his men furiously onto the boat. "We must leave, immediately!" Declared Odysseus, "Mt. Etna's fury has wickedly cursed us all!" But their ship didn't hold water. It leaked, badly, and as they attempted to set off into the sea, a flaming glob of lava struck the hall, igniting it in an unstoppable flame.

			The Quiet One, seeing this terrible strife facing Odysseus and his men, felt a twinge of Empathy; again, that wretched thing, Empathy. He uncoiled his penis; feeling his phallus straining with terrible pain as he did so. Then, he directed his shaft against the ground of Sicily; suctioning it to the [[Old Earth\|Earth]], just as he had done in Mesopotamia, all those years before. The Quiet One strained, and grunted, thinking of unknowable human tragedy as he aroused himself.
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 The next god, [[Poseidon]], turned his attention to Polyphemus.
-"Why did you attack these innocent people, [[Polyphemus]]?" Asked Poseidon, his voice one with the waves, "
+"Why did you attack these innocent people, [[Polyphemus]]?" Asked Poseidon, his voice one with the waves, "I gave you fruits, and vegetables, and lambs to eat."
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 This was [[Polyphemus]]; bastard son of [[Poseidon]], a Cyclops, and, much like the Quiet One, it was a man-eater. According to [[Motley Sue|Susan R. Hoggsbury]], "The voracious human-eating of Polyphemus was exemplified by the fact that he ate humans." How insightful. Alas, Polyphemus began feasting on Odysseus' men, with great fervor, too, in a way that made the Quiet One rather jealous. However, the Quiet One also felt rather aroused. It watched the human soldiers defending one another, nursing one another, fighting against the great beast attacking them. It was then that something bizarre occurred to the Quiet One; it understood Empathy. It understood humanity. And it understood that Odysseus had done something selfless, for no reason, just out of the goodness of his heart. The Quiet One turned on Polyphemus and extended his monstrous, crackling penis, it weaving and slicing through the air like a venemous python, writhing toward the single eye of the great beast until finally- contact.
 == The Unknowable Power of Cum ==
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	The Greek soldiers of Ithaca immediately set to work preparing an orgy for the Quiet One aboard their ship. They fed the Quiet one aphrodesiacs and massaged its defunct phallus. This, while pleasurable to the Quiet One, was not successful in its arousal, likely because nobody was dying. The Quiet One's tune shifted, however, when a massive fist smashed suddenly through the hull of the vessel, and a single great, looming eye stared down at the scene.		The Greek soldiers of Ithaca immediately set to work preparing an orgy for the Quiet One aboard their ship. They fed the Quiet one aphrodesiacs and massaged its defunct phallus. This, while pleasurable to the Quiet One, was not successful in its arousal, likely because nobody was dying. The Quiet One's tune shifted, however, when a massive fist smashed suddenly through the hull of the vessel, and a single great, looming eye stared down at the scene.
			[[File:Imagepoly.png\|thumb\|Polyphemus the Cyclops. ]]

	== Warden of Sicily ==		== Warden of Sicily ==