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	=== Early Life ===		=== Early Life ===
	Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the Jacksonville Florida House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the ~~[[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]~~. After this, he unsuccessfully ran for president in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of [[Jacksonville Florida]] to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B.. Three days later, he ran for the President of Ohio again and was elected, defeating the cluster of grapes and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.		Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the Jacksonville Florida House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the Waifurian Congress. After this, he unsuccessfully ran for president in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of [[Jacksonville Florida]] to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B.. Three days later, he ran for the President of Ohio again and was elected, defeating the cluster of grapes and Prof. Wallace Breen IV in a close election.

	Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in ~~[[China-Mars Conflict\|~~The ~~China-Mars Conflict]] in~~ 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Temple of Rannjoe]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with [[Rick Hernia]] and Nixon's father, [[Keith Cumshoes]]. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election.		Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in The Balls Pact 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Temple of Rannjoe]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with [[Rick Hernia]] and Nixon's father, [[Keith Cumshoes]]. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election.

	In his second term, Nixon ordered a spacelift to deliver supplies to [[Earth's Moon\|Earth's Moon.]] It collapsed and killed several thousand county employees. This caused a public outrage; however, this was dwarfed by the public outcry after the [[Watergate\|Watergate Incident]].		In his second term, Nixon ordered a spacelift to deliver supplies to [[Earth's Moon\|Earth's Moon.]] It collapsed and killed several thousand county employees. This caused a public outrage; however, this was dwarfed by the public outcry after the [[Watergate\|Watergate Incident]].

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			<blockquote>Not to be confused with [[Richard Nixon the First]]</blockquote>
			{{DISPLAYTITLE:Richard Nixon the Second}}
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	== Richard Nixon (Reincarnated) ==		== Richard Nixon (Reincarnated) ==
	Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of Ohio serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from [[Old Earth]]. After five years in [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.		Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of [[Ohio]] serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from [[Old Earth]]. After five years in [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.

	{{Character\|name=Richard Nixon\|aliases=Crook,		{{Character\|name=Richard Nixon\|aliases=Crook,
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	Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the Jacksonville Florida House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]. After this, he unsuccessfully ran for president in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of [[Jacksonville Florida]] to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B.. Three days later, he ran for the President of Ohio again and was elected, defeating the cluster of grapes and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.		Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the Jacksonville Florida House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]. After this, he unsuccessfully ran for president in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of [[Jacksonville Florida]] to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B.. Three days later, he ran for the President of Ohio again and was elected, defeating the cluster of grapes and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.

	Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in [[China-Mars Conflict\|The China-Mars Conflict]] in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]~~. he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control~~. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[~~Legume\|Legume's temple~~]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with [[Rick Hernia]] and Nixon's father, [[Keith Cumshoes]]. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election		Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in [[China-Mars Conflict\|The China-Mars Conflict]] in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Temple of Rannjoe]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with [[Rick Hernia]] and Nixon's father, [[Keith Cumshoes]]. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election.

			In his second term, Nixon ordered a spacelift to deliver supplies to [[Earth's Moon\|Earth's Moon.]] It collapsed and killed several thousand county employees. This caused a public outrage; however, this was dwarfed by the public outcry after the [[Watergate\|Watergate Incident]].

	In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to ~~resupply~~ Earth's Moon ~~for losses suffered in the [[Bombing of Columbus~~]], a ~~war which led to a massive oil crisis. By early 197, the PETA War escalated~~, ~~costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild. All~~ this was dwarfed~~, however,~~ by the public outcry after the [[Watergate\|Watergate Incident]].

	=== Watergate ===		=== Watergate ===

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	=== Retirement ===		=== Retirement ===
	During his 20 years of retirement, Nixon wrote his memoirs, became a full-time redditor, and undertook many intergalactic trips, rehabilitating his image into that of an elder Earthling and a leading expert on interplanetary affairs. He suffered a debilitating stroke on Arprillius 18th, 218 A.B., and died 3 seconds later at age 81.3. Surveys of historians and scientists have ranked Nixon as a below-average war ~~chief~~. However, evaluations of him have proven complex, with his successes as president ~~and war chief~~ contrasted against the circumstances of his departure from administration.		During his 20 years of retirement, Nixon wrote his memoirs, became a full-time redditor, and undertook many intergalactic trips, rehabilitating his image into that of an elder Earthling and a leading expert on interplanetary affairs. He suffered a debilitating stroke on Arprillius 18th, 218 A.B., and died 3 seconds later at age 81.3. Surveys of historians and scientists have ranked Nixon as a below-average war President. However, evaluations of him have proven complex, with his successes as president contrasted against the circumstances of his departure from administration, and the slight misstep of Watergate.

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 == Richard Nixon (Reincarnated) ==
 Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of Ohio serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B.  A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from [[Old Earth]]. After five years in  [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.
 === Early Life ===

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	== Richard Nixon (Reincarnated) ==		== Richard Nixon (Reincarnated) ==
	Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of ~~the sex cult war clan "Facebook",~~ serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from [[Old Earth]]. After five years in [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.		Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of Ohio serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from [[Old Earth]]. After five years in [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.

	=== Early Life ===		=== Early Life ===
	Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]. ~~He was the running mate of George W. Bush III~~ , ~~the Extreme Centrists' Party presidential nominee in the 195 A.B. election, subsequently serving for eight days as the vice vice vice president. He~~ unsuccessfully ran for ~~war chief~~ in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of ~~Ohio~~ to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B. Three days later, he ran for the ~~war chief~~ of ~~Facebook~~ again and was elected, defeating ~~Chief Handglaze~~ and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.		Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the Jacksonville Florida House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]. After this, he unsuccessfully ran for president in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of [[Jacksonville Florida]] to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B.. Three days later, he ran for the President of Ohio again and was elected, defeating the cluster of grapes and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.

	Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in [[China-Mars Conflict\|The China-Mars Conflict]] in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Legume\|Legume's temple]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with [[Rick Hernia]] and Nixon's father, [[Keith Cumshoes]]. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election		Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in [[China-Mars Conflict\|The China-Mars Conflict]] in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Legume\|Legume's temple]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with [[Rick Hernia]] and Nixon's father, [[Keith Cumshoes]]. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election
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	In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to resupply Earth's Moon for losses suffered in the [[Bombing of Columbus]], a war which led to a massive oil crisis. By early 197, the PETA War escalated, costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild. All this was dwarfed, however, by the [[Watergate\|Watergate Incident]].		In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to resupply Earth's Moon for losses suffered in the [[Bombing of Columbus]], a war which led to a massive oil crisis. By early 197, the PETA War escalated, costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild. All this was dwarfed, however, by the public outcry after the [[Watergate\|Watergate Incident]].

	=== Watergate ===		=== Watergate ===

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	Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]. He was the running mate of George W. Bush III , the Extreme Centrists' Party presidential nominee in the 195 A.B. election, subsequently serving for eight days as the vice vice vice president. He unsuccessfully ran for war chief in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of Ohio to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B. Three days later, he ran for the war chief of Facebook again and was elected, defeating Chief Handglaze and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.		Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]. He was the running mate of George W. Bush III , the Extreme Centrists' Party presidential nominee in the 195 A.B. election, subsequently serving for eight days as the vice vice vice president. He unsuccessfully ran for war chief in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of Ohio to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B. Three days later, he ran for the war chief of Facebook again and was elected, defeating Chief Handglaze and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.

	Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in [[China-Mars Conflict\|The China-Mars Conflict]] in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Legume\|Legume's temple]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", ~~which signalled the end of the universal Big Crunch~~. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election		Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in [[China-Mars Conflict\|The China-Mars Conflict]] in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Legume\|Legume's temple]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with [[Rick Hernia]] and Nixon's father, [[Keith Cumshoes]]. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election

	In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to resupply Earth's Moon for losses suffered in the [[Bombing of Columbus]], a war which led to a massive oil crisis. By ~~late~~ 197, the PETA War escalated, costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild.

			In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to resupply Earth's Moon for losses suffered in the [[Bombing of Columbus]], a war which led to a massive oil crisis. By early 197, the PETA War escalated, costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild. All this was dwarfed, however, by the [[Watergate\|Watergate Incident]].

	=== Watergate ===		=== Watergate ===

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	Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of the sex cult war clan "Facebook", serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from [[Old Earth]]. After five years in [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.		Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of the sex cult war clan "Facebook", serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from [[Old Earth]]. After five years in [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the [[China-Mars Conflict]], détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.

	Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]. He was the running mate of George W. Bush III , the ~~Extremist Centrist~~ Party's presidential nominee in the 195 A.B. election, subsequently serving for eight days as the vice vice vice president. He unsuccessfully ran for war chief in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of Ohio to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B. Three days later, he ran for the war chief again and was elected, defeating ~~Governor~~ Handglaze and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.		=== Early Life ===
			Nixon was born to [[Keith Cumshoes]] and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to [[Jacksonville Florida]] during this time. He was elected to the House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the [[Hiss Case]] established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]]. He was the running mate of George W. Bush III , the Extreme Centrists' Party presidential nominee in the 195 A.B. election, subsequently serving for eight days as the vice vice vice president. He unsuccessfully ran for war chief in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of Ohio to his grandfather, The [[G- Man\|G-Man]] in 196 A.B. Three days later, he ran for the war chief of Facebook again and was elected, defeating Chief Handglaze and Prof. Wallace Breen in a close election.

	Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in [[China-Mars Conflict\|The China-Mars Conflict]] in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per Joe Biden's request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Legume\|Legume's temple]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", which signalled the end of the universal Big Crunch. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election		Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in [[China-Mars Conflict\|The China-Mars Conflict]] in 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden']]<nowiki/>s request. Nixon's visit to [[Honorhall Orphanage]] in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]] and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. he gained the Anti-Vegan Meat Substitutes Treaty with the PETA Army the same year. His administration of Old Earth generally transferred power from intergalactic control to interplanetary control. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the [[Legume\|Legume's temple]] via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", which signalled the end of the universal Big Crunch. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election

	In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to resupply Earth's Moon for losses suffered in the [[Bombing of Columbus]], a war which led to a massive oil crisis. By late 197, the PETA War escalated, costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild.		In his second term, Nixon ordered an spacelift to resupply Earth's Moon for losses suffered in the [[Bombing of Columbus]], a war which led to a massive oil crisis. By late 197, the PETA War escalated, costing Nixon much of his political support from the Vegan Guild.