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	Grand President\|relatives=30,000 unnamed Sockeye Salmon\|affiliation=Ocean Party of Paupau New Guinea		Grand President\|relatives=30,000 unnamed Sockeye Salmon\|affiliation=Ocean Party of Paupau New Guinea

	Sex Association\|occupation=President\|birthDate=May 4, 4 AB\|birthPlace=Johnmark Breeding Facility\|deathDate=July 31, 5 AB\|deathPlace=~~Presidential Estate~~\|species=Sockeye Salmon\|gender=Male\|height=1'2"\|weight=21 lbs\|eyes=Yellow}}		Sex Association\|occupation=President\|birthDate=May 4, 4 AB\|birthPlace=Johnmark Breeding Facility\|deathDate=July 31, 5 AB\|deathPlace=Downward Spiral\|species=Sockeye Salmon\|gender=Male\|height=1'2"\|weight=21 lbs\|eyes=Yellow}}

	== Policy Areas & Focus ==		== Policy Areas & Focus ==

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	[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]], in all his wretched splendor, suggested attempting a 'diplomatic solution' with the [[Downward Spiral]]. This idea was rotten.		[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]], in all his wretched splendor, suggested attempting a 'diplomatic solution' with the [[Downward Spiral]]. This idea was rotten.

	President Salmon Song Lu, being a fish, and a rather stupid one, at that, decided he would personally travel to the [[Downward Spiral]] and ask it politely to calm down. When President Salmon Song Lu entered the outer edge of the Downward Spiral, he was pulled from his Grand Presidential Bucket by the wind and flung into a rock at roughly twenty thousand kilometers per hour. He splattered and died.		President Salmon Song Lu, being a fish, and a rather stupid one at that, decided he would personally travel to the [[Downward Spiral]] and ask it politely to calm down. When President Salmon Song Lu entered the outer edge of the Downward Spiral, he was pulled from his Grand Presidential Bucket by the wind and flung into a rock at roughly twenty thousand kilometers per hour. He splattered and died.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 03:17, 6 August 2022

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	[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]], in all his wretched splendor, suggested attempting a 'diplomatic solution' with the [[Downward Spiral]]. This idea was rotten.		[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]], in all his wretched splendor, suggested attempting a 'diplomatic solution' with the [[Downward Spiral]]. This idea was rotten.

	President Salmon Song Lu, being a fish, and ~~not~~ a ~~very smart~~ one, at that, decided he would personally travel to the Downward Spiral and ask it politely to calm down. When President Salmon Song Lu entered the outer edge of the Downward Spiral, he was pulled from his Grand Presidential Bucket by the wind and flung into a rock at roughly twenty thousand kilometers per hour. He splattered and died.		President Salmon Song Lu, being a fish, and a rather stupid one, at that, decided he would personally travel to the [[Downward Spiral]] and ask it politely to calm down. When President Salmon Song Lu entered the outer edge of the Downward Spiral, he was pulled from his Grand Presidential Bucket by the wind and flung into a rock at roughly twenty thousand kilometers per hour. He splattered and died.

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	[[File:SalmonSong.png\|thumb\|Salmon Song Lu, on his way home from a Grand Presidential Duty, in the gentle grasp of his handler, John.]]		[[File:SalmonSong.png\|thumb\|Salmon Song Lu, on his way home from a Grand Presidential Duty, in the gentle grasp of his handler, John.]]
	Salmon Song Lu was a Sockeye Salmon who was elected president of the island nation Paupau New Guinea in 5 AB. Salmon Song Lu beat the incumbent, John Johnsfeld, in a landslide election, winning over 96% of the popular vote. He died three months into office, ~~due to natural causes~~.		Salmon Song Lu was a Sockeye Salmon who was elected president of the island nation Paupau New Guinea in 5 AB. Salmon Song Lu beat the incumbent, John Johnsfeld, in a landslide election, winning over 96% of the popular vote. He died three months into office, after being murdered by a spacetime anomaly.

	{{Character\|name=Salmon Song Lu\|aliases=Mister President		{{Character\|name=Salmon Song Lu\|aliases=Mister President
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	== Mummy Rot Imminence ==		== Mummy Rot Imminence ==
			President Salmon Song Lu contacted [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Brainrotten leader]] of the [[North American Overlorddom]], believing that perhaps he could offer some insight (the Rotter had no insight in that termite-infested skull of his).

			[[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]], in all his wretched splendor, suggested attempting a 'diplomatic solution' with the [[Downward Spiral]]. This idea was rotten.

			President Salmon Song Lu, being a fish, and not a very smart one, at that, decided he would personally travel to the Downward Spiral and ask it politely to calm down. When President Salmon Song Lu entered the outer edge of the Downward Spiral, he was pulled from his Grand Presidential Bucket by the wind and flung into a rock at roughly twenty thousand kilometers per hour. He splattered and died.

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	== Typhoon Theorem ==		== Typhoon Theorem ==
	The [[Downward Spiral]], which existed just south of Paupau New Guinea, was causing grand disruptions to the oceanic current in the Pacific Ocean. Paupau New Guinea was experiencing four-hundred foot tsunamis every few hours. This was becoming unlivable for the residents of Paupau New Guinea. Additionally, the Downward Spiral had successfully broken the world record for highest wind speed in a terrestrial storm forty days in a row, at one point clocking in at fourteen thousand kilometers per hour. The Downward Spiral whipped the atmosphere up into a flurry and sent regular, daily stage-5 typhoons ~~into~~ coast of Paupau New Guinea.		The [[Downward Spiral]], which existed just south of Paupau New Guinea, was causing grand disruptions to the oceanic current in the Pacific Ocean. Paupau New Guinea was experiencing four-hundred foot tsunamis every few hours. This was becoming unlivable for the residents of Paupau New Guinea. Additionally, the Downward Spiral had successfully broken the world record for highest wind speed in a terrestrial storm forty days in a row, at one point clocking in at fourteen thousand kilometers per hour. The Downward Spiral whipped the atmosphere up into a flurry and sent regular, daily stage-5 typhoons towards the southern coast of Paupau New Guinea.

			== Salmon Brain Idea Factorium ==
			Salmon Song Lu, upon his election to the presidency, immediately imprisoned his predecessor and delivered him to the [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]] Detention Facility at Alcatraz (reasons unknown). Salmon Song Lu then ordered the presidential palace be flooded with water, so he could ambulate in a natural fashion. This was done, and Salmon Song Lu was pleased. Salmon Song Lu was assisted in this effort by a seven-hundred foot tsunami which ripped the presidential palace off of the ground and smashed it violently into a nearby skyscraper. The President didn't care (or notice) this.

			Salmon Song Lu, being a fish, and a rather stupid one at that, floated the idea of 'sucking up' the entire [[Downward Spiral]]. His aides calmly explained that such a volatile spacetime anomaly could not simply be 'sucked up'. Salmon Song Lu began racking his hollow fish brain for ideas on how to calm the monstrous storm.

			== Mummy Rot Imminence ==

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 03:05, 6 August 2022

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	[[File:SalmonSong.png\|thumb\|Salmon Song Lu, on his way home from a Grand Presidential Duty, in the gentle grasp of his handler, John.]]		[[File:SalmonSong.png\|thumb\|Salmon Song Lu, on his way home from a Grand Presidential Duty, in the gentle grasp of his handler, John.]]
	Salmon Song Lu was a Sockeye Salmon who was elected president of the island nation Paupau New Guinea in 5 AB. Salmon Song Lu beat the incumbent, John Johnsfeld, in a landslide election, winning over 96% of the popular vote.		Salmon Song Lu was a Sockeye Salmon who was elected president of the island nation Paupau New Guinea in 5 AB. Salmon Song Lu beat the incumbent, John Johnsfeld, in a landslide election, winning over 96% of the popular vote. He died three months into office, due to natural causes.

			{{Character\|name=Salmon Song Lu\|aliases=Mister President

			President Salmon
			Grand President\|relatives=30,000 unnamed Sockeye Salmon\|affiliation=Ocean Party of Paupau New Guinea

			Sex Association\|occupation=President\|birthDate=May 4, 4 AB\|birthPlace=Johnmark Breeding Facility\|deathDate=July 31, 5 AB\|deathPlace=Presidential Estate\|species=Sockeye Salmon\|gender=Male\|height=1'2"\|weight=21 lbs\|eyes=Yellow}}

	== Policy Areas & Focus ==		== Policy Areas & Focus ==
	As a member of the Ocean Party, Salmon Song Lu had a very pro-environmental outlook on the future of Paupau New Guinea. Salmon Song Lu		As a member of the Ocean Party, Salmon Song Lu had a very pro-environmental outlook on the future of Paupau New Guinea. Salmon Song Lu fought valiantly during his three months in office to secure a better future for the children of Paupau New Guinea.

			== Typhoon Theorem ==
			The [[Downward Spiral]], which existed just south of Paupau New Guinea, was causing grand disruptions to the oceanic current in the Pacific Ocean. Paupau New Guinea was experiencing four-hundred foot tsunamis every few hours. This was becoming unlivable for the residents of Paupau New Guinea. Additionally, the Downward Spiral had successfully broken the world record for highest wind speed in a terrestrial storm forty days in a row, at one point clocking in at fourteen thousand kilometers per hour. The Downward Spiral whipped the atmosphere up into a flurry and sent regular, daily stage-5 typhoons into coast of Paupau New Guinea.

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[[File:SalmonSong.png|thumb|Salmon Song Lu, on his way home from a Grand Presidential Duty, in the gentle grasp of his handler, John.]]
Salmon Song Lu was a Sockeye Salmon who was elected president of the island nation Paupau New Guinea in 5 AB. Salmon Song Lu beat the incumbent, John Johnsfeld, in a landslide election, winning over 96% of the popular vote.

== Policy Areas & Focus ==
As a member of the Ocean Party, Salmon Song Lu had a very pro-environmental outlook on the future of Paupau New Guinea. Salmon Song Lu