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	Saul Badman was a ~~skinwalker~~ of horrendous origin who appeared suddenly and violently on [[Nex Kroasis]] late in the lifespan of the Omniverse. It inhabited the Plutonian Soullean corpse of long-dead attorney and love interest to [[G- Man\|G-Man]], [[Saul Goodman]].		Saul Badman was a cryptoid of horrendous origin who appeared suddenly and violently on [[Nex Kroasis]] late in the lifespan of the Omniverse. It inhabited the Plutonian Soullean corpse of long-dead attorney and love interest to [[G- Man\|G-Man]], [[Saul Goodman]].

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 === Egg Hatcherium Theorem ===
-The egg began to shake roughly eighty-one [[Nex Kroasis|Nex Kroasian]] days later (two earth hours).
+The egg began to shake roughly eighty-one [[Nex Kroasis|Nex Kroasian]] days later (two earth hours). This led to massive earthquakes all across Nex Kroasis. Kroasian scientists quickly realized, too late, that the egg was twice as massive as their planet. The immense gravitational pull had not been physically noticed by the Kroasians, who were used to the violently high windspeeds and massive surface pressure of their neurocity.
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	=== Appearance Theorem ===		=== Appearance Theorem ===
	Saul Badman's appearance was somewhat violent. An explosion occurred at 66:73 XM local time in the city of [[Xannis'sia a DD-3 HYPNUS]], killing hundreds of civilians instantly. A cloud of noxious yellow fog consumed the city, and for the next several days, nobody could see outside of their windows. When the fog cleared, Saul Badman was towering over the city, standing at roughly 400 feet tall. Saul Badman began screaming violently and keeled over, gagging until it produced a small crystalline egg from its mouth. Saul Badman's massive body then disintegrated (which seemed to cause it great anguish), and the egg was left in the Xannis'sian town square.		Saul Badman's appearance was somewhat violent. An explosion occurred at 66:73 XM local time in the city of [[Xannis'sia a DD-3 HYPNUS]], killing hundreds of civilians instantly. A cloud of noxious yellow fog consumed the city, and for the next several days, nobody could see outside of their windows. When the fog cleared, Saul Badman was towering over the city, standing at roughly 400 feet tall. Saul Badman began screaming violently and keeled over, gagging until it produced a small crystalline egg from its mouth. Saul Badman's massive body then disintegrated (which seemed to cause it great anguish), and the egg was left in the Xannis'sian town square.

			=== Egg Mysteriums ===
			The Kroasian authorities quickly swept in to collect the crystalline egg, which was roughly the size of a human skull. The DD-3 VOIDBALM Precinct's Sherriff, who went by the designation '0X_6Hartag_Sherriff9_XO', attempted to pick up the egg, but, despite his grand fervor and ability, found himself unable to do so.

			A grand Kroasian forklift was brought to the egg site, which had been engineered with specialized ultra-pure [[Dutt Kroasis\|Dutt Kroasian]] Bismuth (not harvested by children). This forklift lifted the egg approximately two centimeters off the ground before buckling under the egg's intense weight and exploding into three billion, four hundred million, sixty two thousand, eight hundred and ninety one pieces.
			Eventually, the egg was simply caged by 0X_6Hartag_Sherriff9_XO, who didn't want to mess with the stubborn thing anymore. This proved to be a grandiose blunder on his part, as the Garraxium cage which was fitted around the egg began to act as an extrasolar incubator.
			[[File:Saulegg.jpg\|thumb\|The Egg]]

	=== Egg Hatcherium Theorem ===		=== Egg Hatcherium Theorem ===
	The ~~Kroasian authorities quickly swept in~~ to ~~collect the crystalline egg, which was~~ roughly ~~the size of a human skull. The DD~~-~~3 VOIDBALM Precinct's Sherriff attempted to pick up the egg, but, despite his grand fervor and ability, found himself unable to do so~~.		The egg began to shake roughly eighty-one [[Nex Kroasis\|Nex Kroasian]] days later (two earth hours).
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	Saul Badman was a skinwalker of horrendous origin who appeared suddenly and violently on [[Nex Kroasis]] late in the lifespan of the Omniverse. It inhabited the Plutonian Soullean corpse of long-dead attorney and love interest to [[G- Man\|G-Man]], [[Saul Goodman]].		Saul Badman was a skinwalker of horrendous origin who appeared suddenly and violently on [[Nex Kroasis]] late in the lifespan of the Omniverse. It inhabited the Plutonian Soullean corpse of long-dead attorney and love interest to [[G- Man\|G-Man]], [[Saul Goodman]].

	=== Appearance ~~Theoremium~~ ===		=== Appearance Theorem ===
	Saul Badman's appearance was somewhat violent. An explosion occurred at 66:73 XM local time in the city of [[Xannis'sia a DD-3 HYPNUS]], killing hundreds of civilians instantly. A cloud of noxious yellow fog consumed the city, and for the next several days, nobody could see outside of their windows. When the fog cleared, Saul Badman was towering over the city, standing at roughly 400 feet tall. Saul Badman began screaming violently and keeled over, gagging until it produced a small crystalline egg from its mouth. Saul Badman's massive body then disintegrated (which seemed to cause it great anguish), and the egg was left in the Xannis'sian town square.		Saul Badman's appearance was somewhat violent. An explosion occurred at 66:73 XM local time in the city of [[Xannis'sia a DD-3 HYPNUS]], killing hundreds of civilians instantly. A cloud of noxious yellow fog consumed the city, and for the next several days, nobody could see outside of their windows. When the fog cleared, Saul Badman was towering over the city, standing at roughly 400 feet tall. Saul Badman began screaming violently and keeled over, gagging until it produced a small crystalline egg from its mouth. Saul Badman's massive body then disintegrated (which seemed to cause it great anguish), and the egg was left in the Xannis'sian town square.

			=== Egg Hatcherium Theorem ===
			The Kroasian authorities quickly swept in to collect the crystalline egg, which was roughly the size of a human skull. The DD-3 VOIDBALM Precinct's Sherriff attempted to pick up the egg, but, despite his grand fervor and ability, found himself unable to do so.
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Saul Badman was a skinwalker of horrendous origin who appeared suddenly and violently on [[Nex Kroasis]] late in the lifespan of the Omniverse. It inhabited the Plutonian Soullean corpse of long-dead attorney and love interest to [[G- Man|G-Man]], [[Saul Goodman]].

=== Appearance Theoremium ===
Saul Badman's appearance was somewhat violent. An explosion occurred at 66:73 XM local time in the city of [[Xannis'sia a DD-3 HYPNUS]], killing hundreds of civilians instantly. A cloud of noxious yellow fog consumed the city, and for the next several days, nobody could see outside of their windows. When the fog cleared, Saul Badman was towering over the city, standing at roughly 400 feet tall. Saul Badman began screaming violently and keeled over, gagging until it produced a small crystalline egg from its mouth. Saul Badman's massive body then disintegrated (which seemed to cause it great anguish), and the egg was left in the Xannis'sian town square.

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