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	The Siege of Ecoria was an orbital skirmish at the cherry-cola-polluted planetoid [[Kragdrysil]] in the [[Inhersloht]] system. It was one of the first battles of the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]].		The Siege of Ecoria was an orbital skirmish at the cherry-cola-polluted planetoid [[Kragdrysil]] in the [[Inhersloht]] system. It was one of the first battles of the [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|Third Great META War]].
	[[File:~~Kragdrysis~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|Ecoria~~, a high-fructose dystopian nightmare,~~ was ~~the site of the first battle~~ of ~~the Great META War 3~~. ]]		[[File:Ecoria.png\|thumb\|276x276px\|Ecoria was thoroughly damaged from years of Colarot. ]]

	== A Rotten Ambush ==		== A Rotten Ambush ==

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	The ruler of Kragdrysil was a rotten, horrific, mutated individual by the name of [[Strawberry Awake]]. Strawberry Awake ruled over vast swaths of nearly 10 Synthezoids, which inhabited the decrepit city of [[Ecoria]] farming sugar and building materials for their master. Strawberry Awake was none too pleased by the presence of [[Worlds Without Boundaries\|WWB]] battleships in his polluted, opaque skies, and made this clear by sending daily Strongly Worded Emails to the WWB Defence Forces patrolling his territory.		The ruler of Kragdrysil was a rotten, horrific, mutated individual by the name of [[Strawberry Awake]]. Strawberry Awake ruled over vast swaths of nearly 10 Synthezoids, which inhabited the decrepit city of [[Ecoria]] farming sugar and building materials for their master. Strawberry Awake was none too pleased by the presence of [[Worlds Without Boundaries\|WWB]] battleships in his polluted, opaque skies, and made this clear by sending daily Strongly Worded Emails to the WWB Defence Forces patrolling his territory.
	[[File:Strawberry ~~Awake~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|Strawberry Awake. ]]		[[File:Strawberry Awake1.png\|thumb\|Strawberry Awake]]

	== Failure to Respond ==		== Failure to Respond ==

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	After these events, [[Worlds Without Boundaries]] officially declared war on the [[The Enclave\|Waifurian Enclave]], although they knew not where their enemy came from, or just how strong they were. Most other Omniversal systems would join WWB in this fight, as slowly but surely, galaxy after galaxy, civilizations fell under the brutal invasion of the Mummy's rotten Warshippers; the [[The Enclave\|Enclave]].		After these events, [[Worlds Without Boundaries]] officially declared war on the [[The Enclave\|Waifurian Enclave]], although they knew not where their enemy came from, or just how strong they were. Most other Omniversal systems would join WWB in this fight, as slowly but surely, galaxy after galaxy, civilizations fell under the brutal invasion of the Mummy's rotten Warshippers; the [[The Enclave\|Enclave]].

	The great irony of this all, of course, is that the [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurians]], so-called 'protectors of the Omniverse', who claimed to defend innocents from the evil, 'tyrannical invasion and brutalization' of other Empires, such as the [[Combine]], had become exactly what it had sworn to destroy. They had become a grievous threat; and the Omniverse's only hope was banding together to stop this Rotten Collective from destroying everything. [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|The Great META War 3]], The ~~Great~~ War, had begun.		The great irony of this all, of course, is that the [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurians]], so-called 'protectors of the Omniverse', who claimed to defend innocents from the evil, 'tyrannical invasion and brutalization' of other Empires, such as the [[Combine]], had become exactly what it had sworn to destroy. They had become a grievous threat; and the Omniverse's only hope was banding together to stop this Rotten Collective from destroying everything. [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|The Great META War 3]], The Grand War, had begun.

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	Very Angry indeed...		Very Angry indeed...

			== Epilogue ==
			After these events, [[Worlds Without Boundaries]] officially declared war on the [[The Enclave\|Waifurian Enclave]], although they knew not where their enemy came from, or just how strong they were. Most other Omniversal systems would join WWB in this fight, as slowly but surely, galaxy after galaxy, civilizations fell under the brutal invasion of the Mummy's rotten Warshippers; the [[The Enclave\|Enclave]].

			The great irony of this all, of course, is that the [[Waifurian Empire\|Waifurians]], so-called 'protectors of the Omniverse', who claimed to defend innocents from the evil, 'tyrannical invasion and brutalization' of other Empires, such as the [[Combine]], had become exactly what it had sworn to destroy. They had become a grievous threat; and the Omniverse's only hope was banding together to stop this Rotten Collective from destroying everything. [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)\|The Great META War 3]], The Great War, had begun.

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	== Cherry Cola Evangelion ==		== Cherry Cola Evangelion ==
	The Missile struck the sun with the force of 800,000,000 nuclear bombs, deeply upsetting it, and sending a furious shockwave exploding out from the star. Tendrils of untethered starmatter slapped against the buoyant surface of Kragdrysil, superheating the planet (past its already egregious climate pollution state) and causing it to glow white hot. The Cherry Cola Pools, which had been affixed to the Nuclear Sugar Missile, exploded into massive clouds of red vapor above the star, swirling around in a gigantic, glowing disc. This occluded the vision of Enclave and WWB alike. Kragdrysil's orbit, deeply destabilized by the recent stellar travesty, basically fucking dissapeared, and the planetoid hurtled toward its star, down for one last go around the sun. It razed the edge of the star's plasma by 4 inches on this orbit, and flew off into space, before coming barreling back home with the force of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Rhinoceroses.		The Missile struck the sun with the force of 800,000,000 nuclear bombs, deeply upsetting it, and sending a furious shockwave exploding out from the star. Tendrils of untethered starmatter slapped against the buoyant surface of Kragdrysil, superheating the planet (past its already egregious climate pollution state) and causing it to glow white hot. The Cherry Cola Pools, which had been affixed to the Nuclear Sugar Missile, exploded into massive clouds of red vapor above the star, swirling around in a gigantic, glowing disc. This occluded the vision of Enclave and WWB alike. Kragdrysil's orbit, deeply destabilized by the recent stellar travesty, basically fucking dissapeared, and the planetoid hurtled toward its star, down for one last go around the sun. It razed the edge of the star's plasma by 4 inches on this orbit, and flew off into space, before coming barreling back home with the force of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Rhinoceroses.

			== Strawberry Awakening ==
			Kragdrysil melted, fizzled, and was swallowed by its star. This fateful moon, eroded and destroyed by the 'benevolent gods' of the Omniverse, had met a horrendous fate indeed.

			Strawberry Awake, churning away inside of the star's core as a cluster of particles, was made very, very angry.

			Very Angry indeed...

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 == A Grievous Message From The Mummy ==
 "Folks..." The Mummy croaked, purple mist wafting out of his mouth, "It's time to end this game." The Mummy procured from his hideous pocket a complex, intricately engraved stone bean. "You've had your fun, jacks..." The Mummy whispered, his eyes creaking in his skull, "But the jig is up. [[Waifurian Empire|My Empire]] has [[The Enclave|risen from the ashes]]; the chosen empire, the Empire of the chosen. We are the glorious Omniversal Heroes; and you, my friends, are Omniversal Zeroes." [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|The Mummy]]'s neck cracked at an unnatural angle. "Surrender now, or face the wrath of my.... uh... my.... look, anyways. Surrender now, or face unimaginable...." A strange glint flashed across Mummy's eyes... "Consequences."
 == Unfortunatium ==
-Unfortunately for the WWB ships, they were given .00000009 seconds to respond to this message, after which the Enclave Sunroller stationed on the opposite side of the Sun interpreted their lack of response as a no.
+Unfortunately for the WWB ships, they were given .00000009 seconds to respond to this message, after which the [[The Enclave|Enclave]] Suncrawler stationed on the opposite side of the Sun interpreted their lack of response as a no. The massive, hulking starmetal land transport (or rather, plasma transport) crept over the horizon of the star and readied its Giganto-Cannonplex.  An Enclave soldier, cloaked in dark purple robes and downing a Flame Resistance potion, lept out of the Suncrawler and pulled a huge, jet-black hose from the side of the hulking machine. He dragged it across the surface of the star and attached it to a six-foot wide sunspot, from which the Suncrawler began pumping starplasma into its Giganto-Cannonplex.

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	== WWB Safety Patrol ==		== WWB Safety Patrol ==
	The [[Worlds Without Boundaries]] vessels in Kragdrysil's atmosphere had applied SPF 500000000000000 sunscreen, and as such were protected from this vitriolic sunsmear. However, their vision was partially obscured due to the Sun's blinding rays. That, my Dearies, is when their transmission systems crackled to life, and the horrific, rotting, blackened, and crooked visage of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]] appeared on their holotransmitters.		The [[Worlds Without Boundaries]] vessels in Kragdrysil's atmosphere had applied SPF 500000000000000 sunscreen, and as such were protected from this vitriolic sunsmear. However, their vision was partially obscured due to the Sun's blinding rays. That, my Dearies, is when their transmission systems crackled to life, and the horrific, rotting, blackened, and crooked visage of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]] appeared on their holotransmitters.

			== A Grievous Message From The Mummy ==
			"Folks..." The Mummy croaked, purple mist wafting out of his mouth, "It's time to end this game." The Mummy procured from his hideous pocket a complex, intricately engraved stone bean. "You've had your fun, jacks..." The Mummy whispered, his eyes creaking in his skull, "But the jig is up. [[Waifurian Empire\|My Empire]] has [[The Enclave\|risen from the ashes]]; the chosen empire, the Empire of the chosen. We are the glorious Omniversal Heroes; and you, my friends, are Omniversal Zeroes." [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]]'s neck cracked at an unnatural angle. "Surrender now, or face the wrath of my.... uh... my.... look, anyways. Surrender now, or face unimaginable...." A strange glint flashed across Mummy's eyes... "Consequences."

			== Unfortunatium ==
			Unfortunately for the WWB ships, they were given .00000009 seconds to respond to this message, after which the Enclave Sunroller stationed on the opposite side of the Sun interpreted their lack of response as a no.

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	== WWB Safety Patrol ==		== WWB Safety Patrol ==
	The Worlds Without Boundaries vessels in Kragdrysil's atmosphere had applied SPF 500000000000000 sunscreen, and as such were protected from this vitriolic sunsmear. The		The [[Worlds Without Boundaries]] vessels in Kragdrysil's atmosphere had applied SPF 500000000000000 sunscreen, and as such were protected from this vitriolic sunsmear. However, their vision was partially obscured due to the Sun's blinding rays. That, my Dearies, is when their transmission systems crackled to life, and the horrific, rotting, blackened, and crooked visage of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|The Mummy]] appeared on their holotransmitters.

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	Unfortunately for [[Strawberry Awake]], the WWB forces were unable, or, unwilling, to respond to his Emails in a timely fashion. This was of great displeasure to the mutated fruit man, who ordered his synthezoids to stop what they were doing and to begin construction on a Nuclear Sugar Missile which would strike a [[Worlds Without Boundaries\|WWB]] vessel and transform it and its inhabitants into Rock Candy (of the Cherry Variety). Construction continued swimmingly until Kragdrysil razed the corona of its Sun and boiled Strawberry Awake alive.		Unfortunately for [[Strawberry Awake]], the WWB forces were unable, or, unwilling, to respond to his Emails in a timely fashion. This was of great displeasure to the mutated fruit man, who ordered his synthezoids to stop what they were doing and to begin construction on a Nuclear Sugar Missile which would strike a [[Worlds Without Boundaries\|WWB]] vessel and transform it and its inhabitants into Rock Candy (of the Cherry Variety). Construction continued swimmingly until Kragdrysil razed the corona of its Sun and boiled Strawberry Awake alive.

	Strawberry Awake, now a puddle of black slop, was displeased with this event. The synthezoids bolted from Ecoria, leaving Strawberry Awake to seep into the soil and sodas of Kragdrysil and coalesce with the planetoid itself. ~~This will be important later~~, ~~Dearies~~.		Strawberry Awake, now a puddle of black slop, was displeased with this event. The synthezoids bolted from Ecoria, leaving Strawberry Awake to seep into the soil and sodas of Kragdrysil and coalesce with the planetoid itself.

			== WWB Safety Patrol ==
			The Worlds Without Boundaries vessels in Kragdrysil's atmosphere had applied SPF 500000000000000 sunscreen, and as such were protected from this vitriolic sunsmear. The