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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 20:44, 26 September 2022

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-[[File:Volcano.jpg|thumb|The Supervolcanic Waifurium looms ominously over the [[Yellowstone Imperial Forest]]. ]]
+[[File:Volcano.jpg|thumb|The Supervolcanic Waifurium (Phase 4) looms ominously over the [[Yellowstone Imperial Forest]]. ]]
 == Inception ==
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 == Grand MAGA Blunder ==
-The MAGA King, in all of his splendorous magarrishness, failed to recognize a grand error in his reconstruction. You see, dear reader, the volcanic swelling inside of the Supervolcanic Waifurium required an active mantle to proceed normally. However, [[Earth 2]] was built hollow. Not wanting to omit any details of the original Earth, the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|MAGA King]] simply created an infinite Magma Tank underneath North America. Each year, he would check the levels and remove any unneccessary magma. In fact, during his self-induced exile after the [[Destruction of Old Earth]], the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|MAGA King]] spent much of his time resting in a small hibernation chamber located adjacent to this magma supply.
+The MAGA King, in all of his splendorous magarrishness, failed to recognize a grand error in his reconstruction. You see, dear reader, the volcanic swelling inside of the Supervolcanic Waifurium required an active mantle to proceed normally. However, [[Earth 2]] was built hollow. Not wanting to omit any details of the original Earth, the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|MAGA King]] simply created an infinite Magma Tank underneath North America. Each year, he would check the levels and remove any unneccessary magma. Removing the overflow was essential in order to avoid a massive, catastrophic global eruption.
 == Phase 3- American Epoch ==
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 === Widespread Voter Fraud ===
-Indeed, the MAGA King ran for president in 4 BB, and crushed the incumbent [[Barack Obamna|Obamna]], winning in a landslide with 86% of the vote. The election's outcome was completely erroneous and Trump's victory had been totally orchestrated by the [[Employers]]. Ironically, there was actual widespread voter fraud in this election, with roughly 1.2 billion votes coming in for the God Emperor.
+Indeed, the MAGA King ran for president in 4 BB, and crushed the incumbent [[Barack Obamna|Obamna]], winning in a landslide with 86% of the vote. The election's outcome was completely erroneous and Trump's victory had been totally orchestrated by the [[Employers]]. Ironically, there was actual widespread voter fraud in this election, with roughly 1.2 billion Wisconsin votes coming in for the God Emperor at 3 AM on Election night.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 20:10, 26 September 2022

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	Trump was suddenly shot with a gigatranquilizer dart, and was loaded into a SWAT Transport vehicle, and shipped off to the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]], to be interrogated, not by the head of American Intelligence, not by the head of the MTO- but by the Board of Waifuria [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Chairman]] himself.		Trump was suddenly shot with a gigatranquilizer dart, and was loaded into a SWAT Transport vehicle, and shipped off to the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]], to be interrogated, not by the head of American Intelligence, not by the head of the MTO- but by the Board of Waifuria [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Chairman]] himself.
			[[File:MAGAMan.jpg\|thumb\|The MAGA King awaits his interview with the [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Brainrotten Harbinger of Destruction]].]]

	== Fateful Meeting ==		== Fateful Meeting ==
			The MAGA King was escorted into a soundproof room, where he was first introduced to The [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Mummy]] (Then Board Chairman). It's unknown what exactly transpired between the two inside of this room, however guards outside reported hearing loud screaming and bangs. After roughly six hours alone in a room with [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Joe Biden]], the MAGA King emerged, rather disheveled and visibly upset. He announced angrily to the Waifurian Guards that he was running for president, and that nobody was going to stop him.

			=== Widespread Voter Fraud ===
			Indeed, the MAGA King ran for president in 4 BB, and crushed the incumbent [[Barack Obamna\|Obamna]], winning in a landslide with 86% of the vote. The election's outcome was completely erroneous and Trump's victory had been totally orchestrated by the [[Employers]]. Ironically, there was actual widespread voter fraud in this election, with roughly 1.2 billion votes coming in for the God Emperor.

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 20:01, 26 September 2022

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	The United States, an Oligarchical Empire which had become a sick imitation of the MAGA King's precious America [[America Aeterna\|Aeterna]], had taken over [[Washington DC]]. The MAGA King began wandering through the alien streets which he had once held so dear. Little did he know, he had been closely monitored by the CIA since the moment he'd left the Supervolcanic Waifurium.		The United States, an Oligarchical Empire which had become a sick imitation of the MAGA King's precious America [[America Aeterna\|Aeterna]], had taken over [[Washington DC]]. The MAGA King began wandering through the alien streets which he had once held so dear. Little did he know, he had been closely monitored by the CIA since the moment he'd left the Supervolcanic Waifurium.
			[[File:Obamama.jpg\|thumb\|Obamna's Honest Reaction]]

	=== MAGA Monologue ===		=== MAGA Monologue ===

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 20:00, 26 September 2022

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	Then President, [[Barack Obamna]], immediately locked the city down, as the CIA had prepared for the contingency that the ancient god emperor someday return to the streets of DC. Several dozen SWAT vehicles immediately surrounded the MAGA King. The SWAT Commander screamed for the MAGA King to get to the ground. However, the MAGA King simply turned around and summoned a great ball of very patriotic, quite frankly tremendous, red, white, and blue fire in the palm of his hand. He then launched into a tirade, which has been transcribed here-		Then President, [[Barack Obamna]], immediately locked the city down, as the CIA had prepared for the contingency that the ancient god emperor someday return to the streets of DC. Several dozen SWAT vehicles immediately surrounded the MAGA King. The SWAT Commander screamed for the MAGA King to get to the ground. However, the MAGA King simply turned around and summoned a great ball of very patriotic, quite frankly tremendous, red, white, and blue fire in the palm of his hand. He then launched into a tirade, which has been transcribed here-

	"You know, quite frankly- and I'm going to say it- this country is a disaster- you look at what's happened across this country- look at [[Ohio]]- oh yeah, I saw Ohio- what a piece of work- that's right, I called it a piece of work- a piece of work, that's what they say- I mean, what is going on here, exactly? It's a terrible thing. You know, the last time I saw this country, it was tiny- it was harmless, it was tiny- it was run by a guy named [[Benjamin Frunklin\|Benjamin]]- they called him 'Big Ben'. And we got along great- you know, great guy. But who's your president now? I- frankly, I haven't seen anyone that looks like- they say, a real leader, that's what they call it. And you have- you have a serious problem with -they're called ''illegal'' aliens- I mean, they have these great big spaceships, and they are killing people- they're killing people- what a mess. What a mess. This world is a mess- this country is in- I mean it's in shambles, really. It's a terrible thing. And put those guns down, will you? I am, quite frankly, twice as powerful as your entire military."		"You know, quite frankly- and I'm going to say it- this country is a disaster- you look at what's happened across this country- look at [[Ohio]]- oh yeah, I saw Ohio- what a piece of work- that's right, I called it a piece of work- a piece of work, that's what they say- I mean, what is going on here, exactly? It's a terrible thing. You know, the last time I saw this country, it was tiny- it was harmless, it was tiny- it was run by a guy named [[Benjamin Frunklin\|Benjamin]]- they called him 'Big Ben'. And we got along great- you know, great guy. But who's your president now? I- frankly, I haven't seen anyone that looks like- they say, a real leader, that's what they call it. And you have- you have a serious problem with -they're called ''illegal'' aliens- I mean, they have these great big spaceships, and they are killing people- they're killing people- what a mess. What a ''mess''. This world is a mess- this country is in- I mean it's in shambles, really. It's a terrible thing. And put those guns down, will you? I am, quite frankly, twice as powerful as your entire military."

			Trump was suddenly shot with a gigatranquilizer dart, and was loaded into a SWAT Transport vehicle, and shipped off to the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]], to be interrogated, not by the head of American Intelligence, not by the head of the MTO- but by the Board of Waifuria [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)\|Chairman]] himself.

			== Fateful Meeting ==
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 19:58, 26 September 2022

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 After several decades of general negligence towards the actual size of the Supervolcanic Waifurium, a park ranger noticed that the pits were expanding after his cabin collapsed into one and he was boiled alive.
 This pathetic death resulted in an Aeternian Exorcism of the Supervolcanic Waifurium, performed by none other than the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Great MAGA King]] himself. After this exorcism was completed, absolutely nothing changed in the pits. In fact, they began to grow even faster, and began rising out of the crust, forming a large dome in the forest.
 The Supervolcanic Waifurium was briefly obliterated by [[Alduin]] during the destruction of Old Earth, however this error was rectified with the reconstruction of Earth into [[Earth 2]] by future U.S. President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald J. Trump]].
 == Grand MAGA Blunder ==
 The MAGA King, in all of his splendorous magarrishness, failed to recognize a grand error in his reconstruction. You see, dear reader, the volcanic swelling inside of the Supervolcanic Waifurium required an active mantle to proceed normally. However, [[Earth 2]] was built hollow. Not wanting to omit any details of the original Earth, the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|MAGA King]] simply created an infinite Magma Tank underneath North America. Each year, he would check the levels and remove any unneccessary magma. In fact, during his self-induced exile after the [[Destruction of Old Earth]], the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|MAGA King]] spent much of his time resting in a small hibernation chamber located adjacent to this magma supply.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 19:11, 26 September 2022

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 == Inception ==
-The Supervolcanic Waifurium, otherwise known as the "Yellowstone Caldera", the "Anus of Earth", or "Bob", was a gigamassive mantle vent residing in the [[Yellowstone Imperial Forest]] on [[Earth 2|Earth]].
+The Supervolcanic Waifurium, otherwise known as the "Yellowstone Caldera", the "Anus of Earth", or "Bob", was a gigamassive mantle vent residing in the [[Yellowstone Imperial Forest]] on [[Earth 2|Earth]]. Over the course of four phases (as denoted by the Intergalactic Authority for Volcanic Analysis), it expanded from a small crack in the Earth's crust to the largest volcano in Omniversal History.
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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 18:50, 26 September 2022

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			== Inception ==
			The Supervolcanic Waifurium, otherwise known as the "Yellowstone Caldera", the "Anus of Earth", or "Bob", was a gigamassive mantle vent residing in the [[Yellowstone Imperial Forest]] on [[Earth 2\|Earth]].
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