Tennessee Valley Authority - Revision history

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	== Early Life ==		== Early Life ==
	The TVA was initially conceived by oil tycoon [[John Tennessee]] as a general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [BPSP REDACT], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.		The TVA was initially conceived by extraterrestrial oil tycoon [[John Tennessee]] as a general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [BPSP REDACT], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.

	By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.		By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.
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	The U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, requested a meeting with John Tennessee. After Seventeen missed invitations, Roosevelt arrived at the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]], unannounced, accompanied by several Federal Agents. This displeased The Board Chairman, who pulled out a gun and shot FDR in the head, killing him.		The U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, requested a meeting with John Tennessee. After Seventeen missed invitations, Roosevelt arrived at the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]], unannounced, accompanied by several Federal Agents. This displeased The Board Chairman, who pulled out a gun and shot FDR in the head, killing him.

	Due to binding [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]] law, the Board Chairman could never be tried for any crime, no matter how severe. As such, [[John Tennessee]] suffered no consequences for his actions. The Board of Waifuria Representatives, who were all being paid off in secret by TVA sleeper agents, declined to take action, either. The TVA continued expanding across North America, until the Death of John Tennessee in 44 BB. At this point, the Board appointed a new Chairman, this being [[James L. Fuck]].		Due to binding [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]] law, the Board Chairman could never be tried for any crime, no matter how severe. As such, [[John Tennessee]] suffered no consequences for his actions. The Board of Waifuria Representatives, who were all being paid off in secret by TVA sleeper agents, declined to take action, either.

			=== TVA Time Over ===
			The TVA continued expanding across North America, until the Death of John Tennessee in 44 BB. At this point, the Board appointed a new Chairman, this being [[James L. Fuck]]. James L. Fuck did a complete 180 spin on the TVA, prosecuting every single individual involved in the monopoly and sending them all to federal prison. Fuck was praised by critics, who lauded him for being "not corrupt" and "a human".

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	[[File:Tennessee Valley Authority.png\|thumb\|The Tennessee Valley Authority Logo]]		[[File:Tennessee Valley Authority.png\|thumb\|The Tennessee Valley Authority Logo]]
	The Tennessee Valley Authority, often known simply as the TVA, was an electrical company responsible for supplying the electricity needs, and later [BPSP REDACT], to a large portion of ~~the southeastern~~ North America.		The Tennessee Valley Authority, often known simply as the TVA, was an electrical company responsible for supplying the electricity needs, and later [BPSP REDACT], to a large portion of North America.
	[[File:Johnnyboy.png\|thumb\|John Tennessee]]		[[File:Johnnyboy.png\|thumb\|John Tennessee]]

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	By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.		By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.
	[[File:Bass.jpg\|thumb\|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. The relationship between the TVA and the ~~Board of Waifuria~~ in the 80's and 70's was bumpy, at best. ]]		[[File:Bass.jpg\|thumb\|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. The relationship between the TVA and the United States in the 80's and 70's was bumpy, at best. ]]

	== Building an Empire ==		== Building an Empire ==
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	== Winner Takes It All ==		== Winner Takes It All ==
	The new chairman, who was elected unanimously by the four Board Representatives, just so happened to be [[John Tennessee]] himself. He immediately began pushing		The new chairman, who was elected unanimously by the four Board Representatives, just so happened to be TVA CEO [[John Tennessee]] himself. He immediately began pushing for TVA electric to become a national standard, secretly intending for it to spread across all of North America.

			By 71 BB, the TVA, still helmed by CEO John Tennessee, were threatening to outgrow federal anti-trust laws, forming one of the largest monopolies in U.S. History (until of, of course, [[James Fargo]]'s [[J.F. Sweets]]).

			The U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, requested a meeting with John Tennessee. After Seventeen missed invitations, Roosevelt arrived at the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]], unannounced, accompanied by several Federal Agents. This displeased The Board Chairman, who pulled out a gun and shot FDR in the head, killing him.

			Due to binding [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]] law, the Board Chairman could never be tried for any crime, no matter how severe. As such, [[John Tennessee]] suffered no consequences for his actions. The Board of Waifuria Representatives, who were all being paid off in secret by TVA sleeper agents, declined to take action, either. The TVA continued expanding across North America, until the Death of John Tennessee in 44 BB. At this point, the Board appointed a new Chairman, this being [[James L. Fuck]].

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	== Early Life ==		== Early Life ==
	The TVA was initially conceived by oil tycoon [[John Tennessee]] as an general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [BPSP REDACT], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.		The TVA was initially conceived by oil tycoon [[John Tennessee]] as a general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [BPSP REDACT], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.

	By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.		By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.

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	[[File:Tennessee Valley Authority.png\|thumb\|The Tennessee Valley Authority Logo]]		[[File:Tennessee Valley Authority.png\|thumb\|The Tennessee Valley Authority Logo]]
	The Tennessee Valley Authority, often known simply as the TVA, was an electrical company responsible for supplying the electricity needs, and later [BPSP REDACT], to a large portion of the southeastern North America.		The Tennessee Valley Authority, often known simply as the TVA, was an electrical company responsible for supplying the electricity needs, and later [BPSP REDACT], to a large portion of the southeastern North America.
			[[File:Johnnyboy.png\|thumb\|John Tennessee]]

	== Early Life ==		== Early Life ==
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	Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.		Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.

	== Winner ==		== Winner Takes It All ==
	The new chairman, who was elected unanimously by the four ~~other~~ Board Representatives, just so happened to be [[John Tennessee]] himself.		The new chairman, who was elected unanimously by the four Board Representatives, just so happened to be [[John Tennessee]] himself. He immediately began pushing

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	== Early Life ==		== Early Life ==
	The TVA was initially conceived ~~to be a~~ general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [BPSP REDACT], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.		The TVA was initially conceived by oil tycoon [[John Tennessee]] as an general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [BPSP REDACT], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.

	By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.		By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.
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	== Building an Empire ==		== Building an Empire ==
	Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.		Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.

			== Winner ==
			The new chairman, who was elected unanimously by the four other Board Representatives, just so happened to be [[John Tennessee]] himself.

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	By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.		By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.
	[[File:Bass.jpg\|thumb\|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. The relationship between the TVA and the Board of Waifuria was ~~always~~ bumpy, at best. ]]		[[File:Bass.jpg\|thumb\|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. The relationship between the TVA and the Board of Waifuria in the 80's and 70's was bumpy, at best. ]]

	== Building an Empire ==		== Building an Empire ==
	Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.		Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.

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	By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.		By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.
			[[File:Bass.jpg\|thumb\|The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. The relationship between the TVA and the Board of Waifuria was always bumpy, at best. ]]

	== Building an Empire ==		== Building an Empire ==
	Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.		Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.

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	== Building an Empire ==		== Building an Empire ==
	Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars ~~were~~ awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]		Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars in grant money was awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]. He was mysteriously found dead in a bathtub six weeks later.

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	[[File:Tennessee Valley Authority.png\|thumb\|The Tennessee Valley Authority Logo]]		[[File:Tennessee Valley Authority.png\|thumb\|The Tennessee Valley Authority Logo]]
	The Tennessee Valley Authority, often known simply as the TVA, was an electrical company responsible for supplying the electricity needs, and later [~~B.P.S.P. REDACTION~~] , to a large portion of the southeastern North America.		The Tennessee Valley Authority, often known simply as the TVA, was an electrical company responsible for supplying the electricity needs, and later [BPSP REDACT], to a large portion of the southeastern North America.

	=== Early ~~Stages =~~==		== Early Life ==
	The TVA was initially conceived to be a general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [~~B.P.S.P. REDACTION~~], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.		The TVA was initially conceived to be a general, all-encompassing provider of Food, Water, and Electricity. However, this idea was scrapped after [BPSP REDACT], prompting the TVA Chairman to focus primarily on electricity.

			By 85 BB, the TVA had easily become the primary power supplier in Tennessee, building massive facilities in Nashville, Knoxville, and Chatanooga.

			== Building an Empire ==
			Following a New Deal between the [[United States of America\|United States]] and [[The Board of Waifuria\|Board of Waifuria]], a fourth major power center was chosen for Tennessee, this being [[Memphis, Tennessee\|Memphis]]. Mysteriously, over 50 billion dollars were awarded to [BPSP REDACT] in Memphis several days before this decision was made. The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was fitted with massive electrical generators, against the wishes of the Board Chairman, [REDACT: CN 32VX]