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	[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.		[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.

	The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J\|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a [[resonance cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].		The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J\|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a [[resonance cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[Council of Gods\|the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 at 05:19, 2 June 2022

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	[[File:The 3 Main Potato Archetypes.png\|thumb\|The 3 Main Potato Archetypes. Chat, Shetland Black & Pontiac Chat.]]		[[File:The 3 Main Potato Archetypes.png\|thumb\|The 3 Main Potato Archetypes. Chat, Shetland Black & Pontiac Chat.]]
	The events that followed include the [[Mortal-fication]] of [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]], [[The Dual Of The Fates\|The Dual of the Fates~~]], [[Holocaust 2~~]], [[The Potato Wall Street Crash]] and the [[Crucifixion of Michael Jackson]]. [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]'s rotting corpse allegedly vanish the night before [[Thanksgiving 2021]] ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), sparking controversy as [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]] plotting his revenge on [[the Gods]]. Others believe a group of [[homeless people]] ate [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]'s corpse.		The events that followed include the [[Mortal-fication]] of [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]], [[The Dual Of The Fates\|The Dual of the Fates]], [[The Potato Wall Street Crash]] and the [[Crucifixion of Michael Jackson]]. [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]'s rotting corpse allegedly vanish the night before [[Thanksgiving 2021]] ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), sparking controversy as [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]] plotting his revenge on [[the Gods]]. Others believe a group of [[homeless people]] ate [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]'s corpse.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>FreNZiX9494 at 13:13, 18 May 2021

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	<blockquote>'''<big>''"Hee Hee"''</~~big~~>'''		<blockquote>'''''<big>"Hee Hee"</big>'''''</blockquote><blockquote>'''''<small>- Michael Jackson before starving 9 billion people to death.</small>'''''</blockquote><br />[[File:The World Famous Pontiac Chat Potato.jpg\|thumb\|300x300px\|The world famous "Pontiac Chat" potato was arguably the first variety to blossom after the Wrath Of M.J.]]
	''<small>- Michael Jackson before starving 9 billion people to death.</small>''</blockquote><br />[[File:The World Famous Pontiac Chat Potato.jpg\|thumb\|300x300px\|The world famous "Pontiac Chat" potato was arguably the first variety to blossom after the Wrath Of M.J.]]
	[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.		[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.

w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>FreNZiX9494 at 13:12, 18 May 2021

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	<blockquote>'''<big>''"Hee Hee"''</big>'''		<blockquote>'''<big>''"Hee Hee"''</big>'''
	''<small>- Michael Jackson before starving 9 billion people to death.</small>''</blockquote>[[File:The World Famous Pontiac Chat Potato.jpg\|thumb\|300x300px\|The world famous "Pontiac Chat" potato was arguably the first variety to blossom after the Wrath Of M.J.]]		''<small>- Michael Jackson before starving 9 billion people to death.</small>''</blockquote><br />[[File:The World Famous Pontiac Chat Potato.jpg\|thumb\|300x300px\|The world famous "Pontiac Chat" potato was arguably the first variety to blossom after the Wrath Of M.J.]]
	[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.		[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.

	The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J\|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a [[resonance cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].		The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J\|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a [[resonance cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>FreNZiX9494 at 13:04, 18 May 2021

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	<blockquote>'''''<big>"Hee Hee"</big>'''~~'' </blockquote><blockquote>~~''<small>- Michael Jackson before starving 9 billion people to death.</small>''</blockquote>~~<br />~~		<blockquote>'''<big>''"Hee Hee"''</big>'''
	[[File:The World Famous Pontiac Chat Potato.jpg\|thumb\|300x300px\|The world famous "Pontiac Chat" potato was arguably the first variety to blossom after the Wrath Of M.J.]]		''<small>- Michael Jackson before starving 9 billion people to death.</small>''</blockquote>[[File:The World Famous Pontiac Chat Potato.jpg\|thumb\|300x300px\|The world famous "Pontiac Chat" potato was arguably the first variety to blossom after the Wrath Of M.J.]]
	[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.		[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.

	The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J\|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a [[resonance cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].		The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J\|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a [[resonance cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].

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w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>FreNZiX9494 at 13:00, 18 May 2021

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	[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.		[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.

	The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J\|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a r[[~~esonance~~ cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].		The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J\|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J\|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a [[resonance cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].
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<blockquote>'''''<big>"Hee Hee"</big>''''' </blockquote><blockquote>''- Michael Jackson before starving 9 billion people to death.''</blockquote> 
[[File:The World Famous Pontiac Chat Potato.jpg|thumb|300x300px|The world famous "Pontiac Chat" potato was arguably the first variety to blossom after the Wrath Of M.J.]]
[[The Wrath Of M.J]] refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.

The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the [[The Wrath Of M.J|God of plentiful harvest]], [[The Wrath Of M.J|Michael Jackson]]. During the late 15th century ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in [[Ohio]] (which was later found out to be [[Jezebel]]<nowiki/>s' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "[[Nuclear Pumpkin]]" to be used in the event of a r[[esonance cascade scenario]]. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with [[the Gods]], who became displeased with the people of [[Old Earth]].
 

== Michael Jackson ==
[[File:God Of Plentiful Harvest - Michael Jackson.jpg|thumb|The God Of Plentiful Harvest, Michael Jackson.]]
[[The Wrath Of M.J|Michael Jackson]] was the former [[The Wrath Of M.J|God of plentiful harvest]] until he was disgraced due to his multiple [[allegations of sexual assault]] on minors at his temple, [[Neverland Ranch]]. His banishment from [[the round table of Gods]] appealed the [[The Wrath Of M.J|Wrath Of M.J curse]] on global root vegetable harvest. The lasting effects resonated so hard with [[Old Earth]] that potato variants and species were reduced down to 3 core archetypes:

# [[Chat Potatoes]]
# [[Shetland Black Potatoes]] &
# [[Pontiac Chat Potatoes]]

 
[[File:The 3 Main Potato Archetypes.png|thumb|The 3 Main Potato Archetypes. Chat, Shetland Black & Pontiac Chat.]]
The events that followed include the [[Mortal-fication]] of [[The Wrath Of M.J|Michael Jackson]], [[The Dual Of The Fates|The Dual of the Fates]], [[Holocaust 2]], [[The Potato Wall Street Crash]] and the [[Crucifixion of Michael Jackson]]. [[The Wrath Of M.J|Michael Jackson]]'s rotting corpse allegedly vanish the night before [[Thanksgiving 2021]] ([[Old Earth]] Calendar), sparking controversy as [[The Wrath Of M.J|Michael Jackson]] plotting his revenge on [[the Gods]]. Others believe a group of [[homeless people]] ate [[The Wrath Of M.J|Michael Jackson]]'s corpse.